The wish gods say "why cast lightning bolt when you can cast wish?" You agree, but you cannot cast a wish because it is 9th level and you asked for an 8th level spell. The gods use your failed wish spell against you, wishing you well on your journey to the Underworld. You go to Hades, one of the underworlds, when you go to the River Styx. You have no money to pay for the boat, so you build a bridge over. Cerberus detects you as a spirit trying to go back, so it kills you. You are forever trapped there, forced to repeat your actions.
Granted. The evil king Galbatorix is destroyed, and his son, Galbatorix II, becomes king. He is even more evil than his father.
I wish for a sitcom starring Moradin, Corellon and Gruumsh as roommates.
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Gruumsh has one eye. The left half of a bull also has one eye. A bull's eye is something you'd find in a science lab. Saline solution is also something you'd find in a science lab. Saline solution is just a fancy word for brine. Brine is seawater. Therefore, Gruumsh One-Eye is the left half of a sea god. Q.E.D.!
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okay but you can only wish every eternity
i wish for a small quantity of food
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0 IS a small quantity.
I wish that all my favorite things were real.
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i wish to cast lighting bolt at 8th level
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The wish gods say "why cast lightning bolt when you can cast wish?" You agree, but you cannot cast a wish because it is 9th level and you asked for an 8th level spell. The gods use your failed wish spell against you, wishing you well on your journey to the Underworld.
You go to Hades, one of the underworlds, when you go to the River Styx. You have no money to pay for the boat, so you build a bridge over. Cerberus detects you as a spirit trying to go back, so it kills you. You are forever trapped there, forced to repeat your actions.
I wish for an orange.
Cat cult is strong. Grammar cult is strong. Ni cult is strong. Sedge cult is strong. All cults are strong.
MilestoGo_24, Bubbub25 and SpeedyTabaxi_CatsForLife may or may not be my friends. Cynophobia almost definitely is.
Pronouns are she/her.
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you now have the orange from plants verus zombies... they think your a zombie
i wish for this wish not to get twisted
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The gods dont care and twist it anyways. You explode for no reason.
I wish to explode for no reason.
Cat cult is strong. Grammar cult is strong. Ni cult is strong. Sedge cult is strong. All cults are strong.
MilestoGo_24, Bubbub25 and SpeedyTabaxi_CatsForLife may or may not be my friends. Cynophobia almost definitely is.
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Granted. Nothing happens. Nothing at all
I wish for pizza
It has triple anchovies. Yuck.
I wish to die.
Cat cult is strong. Grammar cult is strong. Ni cult is strong. Sedge cult is strong. All cults are strong.
MilestoGo_24, Bubbub25 and SpeedyTabaxi_CatsForLife may or may not be my friends. Cynophobia almost definitely is.
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You die, and your soul is destroyed.
I wish for an inanimate pencil.
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You accidentally kill yourself with it
I wish for pizza without anchovies
Someone sat on your pizza.
I wish for Gonta to be a survivor. (a danganronpa reference)
Cat cult is strong. Grammar cult is strong. Ni cult is strong. Sedge cult is strong. All cults are strong.
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you die of a heart attack
i wish for a world of monkeys
The world turns into monkeys that think you are a banana.
I wish that I lived the rest of my days as a frogge.
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you are a frog now. but you will die from old age in 2 days
I wish for someone to click on
this
Doors are evil
if that was a rick roll you will die in 3 days
i wish for that not to be a rick roll
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it never was
I wish for the next person to get an extra wish
Doors are evil
Granted, but it must be twisted in two different ways.
I wish to bring my love back to life.
I wish to be able to cast fireball as many times as I want.
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Granted. Your emotional love returns to you, but the people you love stay dead.
Granted, but you burn down everything around you until a military dispatch imprisons you.
I wish to undo every wish that has been wished in this forum.
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I wish to destroy the evil king Galbatorix.
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Granted. The evil king Galbatorix is destroyed, and his son, Galbatorix II, becomes king. He is even more evil than his father.
I wish for a sitcom starring Moradin, Corellon and Gruumsh as roommates.
Gruumsh has one eye. The left half of a bull also has one eye. A bull's eye is something you'd find in a science lab. Saline solution is also something you'd find in a science lab. Saline solution is just a fancy word for brine. Brine is seawater. Therefore, Gruumsh One-Eye is the left half of a sea god. Q.E.D.!