You can cast fly whenever you want, but you forgot about skyscrapers. You fly into a window of a skyscraper and are mistaken for a very large bird. You die instantly.
You wish you could get out of second person.
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Cat cult is strong. Grammar cult is strong. Ni cult is strong. Sedge cult is strong. All cults are strong.
MilestoGo_24, Bubbub25 and SpeedyTabaxi_CatsForLife may or may not be my friends. Cynophobia almost definitely is.
Granted, but your DM decides that you get all of the hit points and none of the features or traits from your class, since your level up was illegitimate.
I wish for this wish to not be twisted in any way, including having any deities (or anyone else, for that matter) getting mad at me for outsmarting them.
(undertale here i come!!!)
Cat cult is strong. Grammar cult is strong. Ni cult is strong. Sedge cult is strong. All cults are strong.
MilestoGo_24, Bubbub25 and SpeedyTabaxi_CatsForLife may or may not be my friends. Cynophobia almost definitely is.
Pronouns are she/her.
Here, have a thing I made.
You can cast fly whenever you want, but you forgot about skyscrapers. You fly into a window of a skyscraper and are mistaken for a very large bird. You die instantly.
You wish you could get out of second person.
Cat cult is strong. Grammar cult is strong. Ni cult is strong. Sedge cult is strong. All cults are strong.
MilestoGo_24, Bubbub25 and SpeedyTabaxi_CatsForLife may or may not be my friends. Cynophobia almost definitely is.
Pronouns are she/her.
Here, have a thing I made.
Wish granted you can now only be talked about in the first person
I wish for good grades
I play a miriad of characters at the lord's rest inn
Two things are infinite: The universe, and human stupidity; and I'm not so sure about the universe.
Scifi horror is quite the trip :) Comics and a story
#FreeDND
Granted. The grade on which you walk is now very good.
I wish to have infinite actions on my turn without any drawbacks.
Come participate in the Competition of the Finest Brews, Edition XXVIII?
My homebrew stuff:
Spells, Monsters, Magic Items, Feats, Subclasses.
I am an Archfey, but nobody seems to notice.
Extended Signature
Congrats, you can now infinintly use the hide action on your turn.
I wish to gamble anything and win
I play a miriad of characters at the lord's rest inn
Two things are infinite: The universe, and human stupidity; and I'm not so sure about the universe.
Scifi horror is quite the trip :) Comics and a story
#FreeDND
Granted. You can now gamble using the currency known as Anything and win.
I wish to have infinite dash actions.
Come participate in the Competition of the Finest Brews, Edition XXVIII?
My homebrew stuff:
Spells, Monsters, Magic Items, Feats, Subclasses.
I am an Archfey, but nobody seems to notice.
Extended Signature
I see this as an absolute win
Wish granted you can dash infinintly, but you cant use any other action
I wish for richs
I play a miriad of characters at the lord's rest inn
Two things are infinite: The universe, and human stupidity; and I'm not so sure about the universe.
Scifi horror is quite the trip :) Comics and a story
#FreeDND
no idea who richs is but he's here now i guess
i wish to uninvent math
i am soup, with too many ideas (all of them very spicy) who has made sufficient homebrew material and character to last an thousand human lifetimes
Your computer crashes due to math not being invented
I wish to be able to transform into a bronze dragon
I play a miriad of characters at the lord's rest inn
Two things are infinite: The universe, and human stupidity; and I'm not so sure about the universe.
Scifi horror is quite the trip :) Comics and a story
#FreeDND
Granted. You are transformed into a bronze dragon wyrmling, retaining the human lifespan.
I wish to be able to cast teleport whenever I want.
Come participate in the Competition of the Finest Brews, Edition XXVIII?
My homebrew stuff:
Spells, Monsters, Magic Items, Feats, Subclasses.
I am an Archfey, but nobody seems to notice.
Extended Signature
you can but whenever you teleport you die
i wish for the power of fire
joined the cult of dino
the summoner of banana demons
Current projects; THE CURSED TABLE OF CURSES link here ---> https://www.dndbeyond.com/forums/off-topic/adohands-kitchen/98459-the-cursed-table-of-curses
current threads; movie-discrediter, the book of knoledge, ninjago fan club, insecurities-be-damned by the way these are links
You gain the power to be killed by fire.
I wish to be able to cast mage armor whenever I want.
Come participate in the Competition of the Finest Brews, Edition XXVIII?
My homebrew stuff:
Spells, Monsters, Magic Items, Feats, Subclasses.
I am an Archfey, but nobody seems to notice.
Extended Signature
Wish granted, you can only cast it on your enemies
I wish to be level 19
I play a miriad of characters at the lord's rest inn
Two things are infinite: The universe, and human stupidity; and I'm not so sure about the universe.
Scifi horror is quite the trip :) Comics and a story
#FreeDND
Granted, but your DM decides that you get all of the hit points and none of the features or traits from your class, since your level up was illegitimate.
I wish for a map of the world.
Come participate in the Competition of the Finest Brews, Edition XXVIII?
My homebrew stuff:
Spells, Monsters, Magic Items, Feats, Subclasses.
I am an Archfey, but nobody seems to notice.
Extended Signature
It's real-size
I wish for an apple
The apple is hostile and yells profanities at you
I wish for a coupon for a wish that isn't twisted
I play a miriad of characters at the lord's rest inn
Two things are infinite: The universe, and human stupidity; and I'm not so sure about the universe.
Scifi horror is quite the trip :) Comics and a story
#FreeDND
Granted. The coupon is expired, though.
I wish for this wish to not be twisted in any way, including having any deities (or anyone else, for that matter) getting mad at me for outsmarting them.
Looking for a campaign? Or, perhaps, trying to start one? Come join Rolegate! Just send me a friend request (same name as here) and I'll help you get started!
Ducks are just geese lite. Focus on the future. It'll become the past soon enough.
Istari and White Counsel in Club. Not the wish-granter of a thread.
Become a Plague Doctor today!
Join the Knights of the Random Table and Calius and Kothar Industries!
Homebrew: Artifact, Dungeon
May be offline due to school
Granted. Instead of being twisted, it is turned.
I wish for no wish to be untwistable.
Come participate in the Competition of the Finest Brews, Edition XXVIII?
My homebrew stuff:
Spells, Monsters, Magic Items, Feats, Subclasses.
I am an Archfey, but nobody seems to notice.
Extended Signature
Granted. Wishes now turn.
I wish for wishes to be untwistable.
Looking for a campaign? Or, perhaps, trying to start one? Come join Rolegate! Just send me a friend request (same name as here) and I'll help you get started!
Ducks are just geese lite. Focus on the future. It'll become the past soon enough.
Istari and White Counsel in Club. Not the wish-granter of a thread.
Become a Plague Doctor today!
Join the Knights of the Random Table and Calius and Kothar Industries!
Homebrew: Artifact, Dungeon
May be offline due to school
Granted. Now they turn.
I wish for 100,000,000 platinum pieces.
Come participate in the Competition of the Finest Brews, Edition XXVIII?
My homebrew stuff:
Spells, Monsters, Magic Items, Feats, Subclasses.
I am an Archfey, but nobody seems to notice.
Extended Signature