Congratulations! When the three Damage siblings, Bludgeoning, Slashing, and Piercing, confront you, they call you Immune instead of your actual name. It's quite annoying.
I wish everyone was vaccinated.
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I am a Sauce Acolyte, Sauce Knight, Sauce Defender, Sauce Monk, Sauce Brewer, and Sauce Priest of the Supreme Court of Sauce because of my homebrew Rogue subclass, the Hot One, as well as my homebrew spell,Saucy Creation. Oh, I'm also a Sauce Serenader for the College of Sauce.
Congratulations! When the three Damage siblings, Bludgeoning, Slashing, and Piercing, confront you, they call you Immune instead of your actual name. It's quite annoying.
I wish everyone was vaccinated.
Granted, everyone has been vaccinated against the flu, not COVID-19.
I wish I had A's in all of my classes and when I eventually apply for college, get into Yale as a result with a full scholership.
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Hi!!!! My pronouns are She/They!
Picture a halfling riding a flumph and be happy!!!!!
Congratulations! When the three Damage siblings, Bludgeoning, Slashing, and Piercing, confront you, they call you Immune instead of your actual name. It's quite annoying.
I wish everyone was vaccinated.
Granted, everyone has been vaccinated against the flu, not COVID-19.
I wish I had A's in all of my classes and when I eventually apply for college, get into Yale as a result with a full scholership.
You get into Yale on a full scholarship but you have to go in the 1700s in the body of Revolutionary War spy Nathan Hale and after you graduate you’re hanged as a spy.
Granted. As the guns are loaded, so are the sticky buns. Sticky buns are now a weapon of mass destruction.
I wish my friend would finish their drawing.
Granted, they finish it, but as you made them finish it by wishing this wish, they did not have time to finish it and it is horrible.
I wish my school stopped changing the schedule because I can't tell if it is Friday or Saturday right now as a result of them changing the schedule.
It's Friday.
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All stars fade. Some stars forever fall. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Homebrew (Mostly Outdated):Magic Items,Monsters,Spells,Subclasses ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- If there was no light, people wouldn't fear the dark.
I wish I wasn't the 4536th post on this article topic.
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I am a Sauce Acolyte, Sauce Knight, Sauce Defender, Sauce Monk, Sauce Brewer, and Sauce Priest of the Supreme Court of Sauce because of my homebrew Rogue subclass, the Hot One, as well as my homebrew spell,Saucy Creation. Oh, I'm also a Sauce Serenader for the College of Sauce.
Granted. Someone else snuck into your house and posted your wish for you. How they’re waiting in your closet for you to go to bed so they can shank you in your sleep.
I wish that I had better things to do than be posting on the D&D Beyond forum games.
Granted. You never leave the material plane. You see everyone you’ve ever loved or care about die because of your actions. You can’t help but get attached to people, but everyone ends up dying in your arms. You are imprisoned and tortured and killed. But you always come back, because you cannot pass into the afterlife. You wander the Earth, having seen everything and done everything there is to do. You are doomed to stay here for all eternity, your mind breaking over and over until you are nothing more that a mass of blubbering, crawling flesh. You see the universe end and you are sentenced to float in the void for all eternity.
I wish that people in superhero TV shows weren’t so stupid.
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Congratulations! When the three Damage siblings, Bludgeoning, Slashing, and Piercing, confront you, they call you Immune instead of your actual name. It's quite annoying.
I wish everyone was vaccinated.
I am a Sauce Acolyte, Sauce Knight, Sauce Defender, Sauce Monk, Sauce Brewer, and Sauce Priest of the Supreme Court of Sauce because of my homebrew Rogue subclass, the Hot One, as well as my homebrew spell, Saucy Creation. Oh, I'm also a Sauce Serenader for the College of Sauce.
Join the Supreme Court of Sauce!
Also, the What Cult!
I'm What Founder?
Granted, everyone has been vaccinated against the flu, not COVID-19.
I wish I had A's in all of my classes and when I eventually apply for college, get into Yale as a result with a full scholership.
Hi!!!! My pronouns are She/They!
Picture a halfling riding a flumph and be happy!!!!!
:)
Granted. You dont go to Yale, but Vale, Yale's terrible cousin.
I wish for there to be another Danganronpa game even though Kodaka left Spike Chunsoft.
Cat cult is strong. Grammar cult is strong. Ni cult is strong. Sedge cult is strong. All cults are strong.
MilestoGo_24, Bubbub25 and SpeedyTabaxi_CatsForLife may or may not be my friends. Cynophobia almost definitely is.
Pronouns are she/her.
Here, have a thing I made.
You get into Yale on a full scholarship but you have to go in the 1700s in the body of Revolutionary War spy Nathan Hale and after you graduate you’re hanged as a spy.
I can’t think of one lol. Sorry.
Cat cult is strong. Grammar cult is strong. Ni cult is strong. Sedge cult is strong. All cults are strong.
MilestoGo_24, Bubbub25 and SpeedyTabaxi_CatsForLife may or may not be my friends. Cynophobia almost definitely is.
Pronouns are she/her.
Here, have a thing I made.
Granted, but it's a terrible game.
I wish to be omnipotent.
Come participate in the Competition of the Finest Brews, Edition XXIX?
My homebrew stuff:
Spells, Monsters, Magic Items, Feats, Subclasses.
I am an Archfey, but nobody seems to notice.
Extended Signature
Granted, but the genie misheard your wish and now you’re impotent.
I wish that every gun in the world becomes a sticky bun. (Not doing a real wish cause that’ll jinx it.)
Granted. As the guns are loaded, so are the sticky buns. Sticky buns are now a weapon of mass destruction.
I wish my friend would finish their drawing.
Cat cult is strong. Grammar cult is strong. Ni cult is strong. Sedge cult is strong. All cults are strong.
MilestoGo_24, Bubbub25 and SpeedyTabaxi_CatsForLife may or may not be my friends. Cynophobia almost definitely is.
Pronouns are she/her.
Here, have a thing I made.
Granted, they finish it, but as you made them finish it by wishing this wish, they did not have time to finish it and it is horrible.
I wish my school stopped changing the schedule because I can't tell if it is Friday or Saturday right now as a result of them changing the schedule.
Hi!!!! My pronouns are She/They!
Picture a halfling riding a flumph and be happy!!!!!
:)
Granted, but now the drawing is a huge portrait of Donald Trump and his face is all bright neon orange.
I wish my bf hadn’t thrown out my pink Depression glass collection by accident.
Nice one!!
Granted, but now your school never changes your schedule and you’re stuck with the same schedule for like three or four years.
I wish my friend would message me. (That one is a real wish.)
It's Friday.
All stars fade. Some stars forever fall.
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If there was no light, people wouldn't fear the dark.
Yeah, I know. Gets confusing sometimes when everything’s online.
Thanks.
Hi!!!! My pronouns are She/They!
Picture a halfling riding a flumph and be happy!!!!!
:)
W i s h ?
Cat cult is strong. Grammar cult is strong. Ni cult is strong. Sedge cult is strong. All cults are strong.
MilestoGo_24, Bubbub25 and SpeedyTabaxi_CatsForLife may or may not be my friends. Cynophobia almost definitely is.
Pronouns are she/her.
Here, have a thing I made.
I wish to be able to cast move mountain whenever I want.
Come participate in the Competition of the Finest Brews, Edition XXIX?
My homebrew stuff:
Spells, Monsters, Magic Items, Feats, Subclasses.
I am an Archfey, but nobody seems to notice.
Extended Signature
Granted, but the mountain can only move onto you.
I wish I wasn't the 4536th post on this article topic.
I am a Sauce Acolyte, Sauce Knight, Sauce Defender, Sauce Monk, Sauce Brewer, and Sauce Priest of the Supreme Court of Sauce because of my homebrew Rogue subclass, the Hot One, as well as my homebrew spell, Saucy Creation. Oh, I'm also a Sauce Serenader for the College of Sauce.
Join the Supreme Court of Sauce!
Also, the What Cult!
I'm What Founder?
Granted. Someone else snuck into your house and posted your wish for you. How they’re waiting in your closet for you to go to bed so they can shank you in your sleep.
I wish that I had better things to do than be posting on the D&D Beyond forum games.
you die and explore the mystery that is death
I wish to never leave this plane of existence
Granted. You never leave the material plane. You see everyone you’ve ever loved or care about die because of your actions. You can’t help but get attached to people, but everyone ends up dying in your arms. You are imprisoned and tortured and killed. But you always come back, because you cannot pass into the afterlife. You wander the Earth, having seen everything and done everything there is to do. You are doomed to stay here for all eternity, your mind breaking over and over until you are nothing more that a mass of blubbering, crawling flesh. You see the universe end and you are sentenced to float in the void for all eternity.
I wish that people in superhero TV shows weren’t so stupid.