Granted. You can no longer speak any other languages.
I wish to know Dutch, French and Spanish.
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This isn't actually a signature, just something I copy and paste onto the bottom of all my posts. Or is it? Yep, it is. Or is it..? I’m a hobbit, and the master cranial imploder of the "Oops, I Accidently Destroyed Someone's Brain" cult. Extended sig. I'm actually in Limbo, it says I'm in Mechanus because that's where I get my WiFi from. Please don't tell the modrons, they're still angry from the 'Spawning Stone' fiasco. No connection to Dragonslayer8 other than knowing them in real life.
The genie carefully looks over the rules and says that they cannot grant that wish, as it contains a mathematical symbol.
I wish for somet
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This isn't actually a signature, just something I copy and paste onto the bottom of all my posts. Or is it? Yep, it is. Or is it..? I’m a hobbit, and the master cranial imploder of the "Oops, I Accidently Destroyed Someone's Brain" cult. Extended sig. I'm actually in Limbo, it says I'm in Mechanus because that's where I get my WiFi from. Please don't tell the modrons, they're still angry from the 'Spawning Stone' fiasco. No connection to Dragonslayer8 other than knowing them in real life.
I wish that true resurrection would be cast on this thread.
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My cults are dead, let's talk about myself where they used to be. I am The_cool_Elsecaller, a transfem lesbian who is still in the closet to all but a few people I know IRL. I enjoy video games, reading, writing, and sleeping. Feel free to PM me if you want writing advice or just want to talk.
"Life before death. Strength before weakness. Journey before destination"
Granted, the fossilized potatoes start their journey hurtling towards the planet at tens of millions of miles a hour, as they hit the atmosphere, they turn red hot and slow down significantly due to air friction. Although their speed is greatly reduced, they still fly through the air at well over 900,000 miles an hour. One by one, in quick succession, they strike the earth with the force of 10,000 red hot, fossilized potatoes moving at almost a million miles an hour.
I wish for a spill proof mouse and keyboard
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I love drow, rogues and Chinese weapons. I mean come on, rope darts are awesome.
My current character is a drow shadow monk, with a "unique" honor code (give him some time, he's working through some stuff). He also sucks on the socialization side of interacting with all other living creatures. which is very fun to RP.
My cults are dead, let's talk about myself where they used to be. I am The_cool_Elsecaller, a transfem lesbian who is still in the closet to all but a few people I know IRL. I enjoy video games, reading, writing, and sleeping. Feel free to PM me if you want writing advice or just want to talk.
"Life before death. Strength before weakness. Journey before destination"
granted, It replaces everything except for ranger.
I wish for a pet bee that is friends with me
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I love drow, rogues and Chinese weapons. I mean come on, rope darts are awesome.
My current character is a drow shadow monk, with a "unique" honor code (give him some time, he's working through some stuff). He also sucks on the socialization side of interacting with all other living creatures. which is very fun to RP.
Granted, almost the whole internet is meaningless to you now (I kinda wish I had this)
I wish for a magic carpet like the one from Aladdin.
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I love drow, rogues and Chinese weapons. I mean come on, rope darts are awesome.
My current character is a drow shadow monk, with a "unique" honor code (give him some time, he's working through some stuff). He also sucks on the socialization side of interacting with all other living creatures. which is very fun to RP.
Your brain overloads from the intellect it requires
I wish to not have a wish
IKnOw Wh ere Y o u Li ve
I Real lY dO
Someone else wishes that you have infinite indestructible wishes
I wish to be able to speak the native langiage of thee country I am in well
[roll]7d6[/roll]
Every post these dice roll increasing my chances of winning the yahtzee thread (I wish (wait not the twist the wish threa-!))
Drummer Generated Title
After having been invited to include both here, I now combine the "PM me CHEESE 🧀 and tomato into PM me "PIZZA🍕"
Granted. You can no longer speak any other languages.
I wish to know Dutch, French and Spanish.
This isn't actually a signature, just something I copy and paste onto the bottom of all my posts. Or is it? Yep, it is. Or is it..? I’m a hobbit, and the master cranial imploder of the "Oops, I Accidently Destroyed Someone's Brain" cult. Extended sig. I'm actually in Limbo, it says I'm in Mechanus because that's where I get my WiFi from. Please don't tell the modrons, they're still angry from the 'Spawning Stone' fiasco.
No connection to Dragonslayer8 other than knowing them in real life.
You now know the words Dutch, French, and Spanish but cannot speak anything else
I wish to i=untwist my last wish
[roll]7d6[/roll]
Every post these dice roll increasing my chances of winning the yahtzee thread (I wish (wait not the twist the wish threa-!))
Drummer Generated Title
After having been invited to include both here, I now combine the "PM me CHEESE 🧀 and tomato into PM me "PIZZA🍕"
The genie carefully looks over the rules and says that they cannot grant that wish, as it contains a mathematical symbol.
I wish for somet
This isn't actually a signature, just something I copy and paste onto the bottom of all my posts. Or is it? Yep, it is. Or is it..? I’m a hobbit, and the master cranial imploder of the "Oops, I Accidently Destroyed Someone's Brain" cult. Extended sig. I'm actually in Limbo, it says I'm in Mechanus because that's where I get my WiFi from. Please don't tell the modrons, they're still angry from the 'Spawning Stone' fiasco.
No connection to Dragonslayer8 other than knowing them in real life.
..hing A giant stone crushes you
I take away the 'i=' from my last wish
[roll]7d6[/roll]
Every post these dice roll increasing my chances of winning the yahtzee thread (I wish (wait not the twist the wish threa-!))
Drummer Generated Title
After having been invited to include both here, I now combine the "PM me CHEESE 🧀 and tomato into PM me "PIZZA🍕"
The genie tells you about the "edit post" option
I wish to know the secret to become a lich
my name is not Bryce
Actor
Certified Dark Sun enjoyer
usually on forum games and not contributing to conversations ¯\_ (ツ)_/
For every user who writes 5 paragraph essays as each of their posts: Remember to touch grass occasionally
Sadly, I cannot grant that wish, as I don't know what a lich is.
I wish to know what a lich is.
*Ironically uses comic sans*
Hello! How is your afternorning? Good? Great! ヾ(•ω•`)o
Come flex your storytelling skills here!
Am bakk!
I am in the Twinkling Stars Tavern, and I play Oliver Axolotl at Cafe [Redacted].
[WIP sig, will add tavern links soon]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]
You immediately understand all the tree lichen in the area (it's that greeny yellowy stuff that you find on old branches)
I wish for the best way of TPKing ever
I have a PHD in traps
It's so good, you even tpk yourself. :P
I wish for Stormi the Folf to be at MFF (look those things up if you have to)
*Ironically uses comic sans*
Hello! How is your afternorning? Good? Great! ヾ(•ω•`)o
Come flex your storytelling skills here!
Am bakk!
I am in the Twinkling Stars Tavern, and I play Oliver Axolotl at Cafe [Redacted].
[WIP sig, will add tavern links soon]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]
Ok but no one looks it up and no one knows.
I wish that true resurrection would be cast on this thread.
My cults are dead, let's talk about myself where they used to be. I am The_cool_Elsecaller, a transfem lesbian who is still in the closet to all but a few people I know IRL. I enjoy video games, reading, writing, and sleeping. Feel free to PM me if you want writing advice or just want to talk.
"Life before death. Strength before weakness. Journey before destination"
-First Ideal of the Knights Radiant
Extended Signature. Real Extended Signature
It gets cast and so many people join it at once that it permanently breaks ddb.
I wish for potato rain.
Come check out some of my Homebrew (please give input!)
Make some trinket tables on this thread!
Granted, the fossilized potatoes start their journey hurtling towards the planet at tens of millions of miles a hour, as they hit the atmosphere, they turn red hot and slow down significantly due to air friction. Although their speed is greatly reduced, they still fly through the air at well over 900,000 miles an hour. One by one, in quick succession, they strike the earth with the force of 10,000 red hot, fossilized potatoes moving at almost a million miles an hour.
I wish for a spill proof mouse and keyboard
I love drow, rogues and Chinese weapons. I mean come on, rope darts are awesome.
My current character is a drow shadow monk, with a "unique" honor code (give him some time, he's working through some stuff). He also sucks on the socialization side of interacting with all other living creatures. which is very fun to RP.
Granted. Your keyboard is covered rock so you can't see or use your keyboard.
I wish for a fox that makes hot cocoa.
Come check out some of my Homebrew (please give input!)
Make some trinket tables on this thread!
Its too hot.
I wish Artificer was in the PHB.
My cults are dead, let's talk about myself where they used to be. I am The_cool_Elsecaller, a transfem lesbian who is still in the closet to all but a few people I know IRL. I enjoy video games, reading, writing, and sleeping. Feel free to PM me if you want writing advice or just want to talk.
"Life before death. Strength before weakness. Journey before destination"
-First Ideal of the Knights Radiant
Extended Signature. Real Extended Signature
granted, It replaces everything except for ranger.
I wish for a pet bee that is friends with me
I love drow, rogues and Chinese weapons. I mean come on, rope darts are awesome.
My current character is a drow shadow monk, with a "unique" honor code (give him some time, he's working through some stuff). He also sucks on the socialization side of interacting with all other living creatures. which is very fun to RP.
it makes very bad bee puns that drive you insane...
I wish to be immune to cringe
my name is not Bryce
Actor
Certified Dark Sun enjoyer
usually on forum games and not contributing to conversations ¯\_ (ツ)_/
For every user who writes 5 paragraph essays as each of their posts: Remember to touch grass occasionally
Granted, almost the whole internet is meaningless to you now (I kinda wish I had this)
I wish for a magic carpet like the one from Aladdin.
I love drow, rogues and Chinese weapons. I mean come on, rope darts are awesome.
My current character is a drow shadow monk, with a "unique" honor code (give him some time, he's working through some stuff). He also sucks on the socialization side of interacting with all other living creatures. which is very fun to RP.
Sure, you get a giant evil flying undestroyable carpet that is out to kill you.
I wish for this wish not to be twisted.
BoringBard's long and tedious posts somehow manage to enrapture audiences. How? Because he used Charm Person, the #1 bard spell!
He/him pronouns. Call me Bard. PROUD NERD!
Ever wanted to talk about your parties' worst mistakes? Do so HERE. What's your favorite class, why? Share & explain
HERE.It may not be twisted, but it is turned.
I wish for this thread to end.
Hi there! I'm a Christian musician based in Canada :)