You can, you just have to make the gif.

I wish for computers to never run out of battery.

Granted. But unbeknownst to you this baby goblin in the child of a great chief and he is now sending horde after horde of goblins at you to retrieve his son. 

I wish for snuggie blanket that was long enough for me. 

Granted! However, it is too easy, and you quickly grow bored.

I wish for the power of a planeswalker!

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Granted, the blanket is twice as long as you and is constantly getting bunched up at the end of your bed, then spilling over and getting dirty.

I wish for wishes that were easier to twist.

 Granted, the wishes are now so easy to twist that they are no longer fun to twist.

I wish for a gun, in america.

Your wish is granted. However, bullets are now outlawed, as America realizes guns don't kill people, bullets kill people.

I wish there were no bullets in America.

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Your wish is granted. However, bullets are now outlawed, as America realizes guns don't kill people, bullets kill people.

I wish there were no bullets in America.

 Granted. However, railguns have now replaced firearms, and now small pieces of metal flung via magnets instead of bullets are the common projectiles.

I wish you had made a wish.

Wish Granted! However, now you must go back and grant ALL wishes in this forum again.

I wish i had a genie to help Vitus grant those wishes.

Granted. The genie's wonderful solution to granting every wish: yesn't. It works from a pragmatic standpoint, but it's not the most satisfying of conclusions. 

I wish to do a good job creating a short campaign for my friends. 

Granted. But you lose the 500 Coffeelock spell slots you saved up. 

I still wish to do a good job creating a short campaign for my friends. 

Granted. Plane Shift is now official content... if you're able to plane shift your party to that alternate reality.

I wish I could polymorph a kobold into a centaur. D:

Granted. But they disappear from your belongings the moment they're no longer new. 

I wish I knew the weapon stats for a pencil. 

Granted! However, you do it like an earthworm does. hope you like a diet of purely dirt and 'other things'.

I wish I could write this story with no distractions from other people.

Everyone else dies. Cue infinity war quote

I wish to make everyone else not dead