Granted. You're now a master of starting conversations with people but, as it turns out, you have an uncanny knack for starting those conversations with people you regret starting conversations with.
Granted, it takes the space of the cookie recipes in your brain.
I wish that my dark mode for beyond extension won't lag at all.
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My cults are dead, let's talk about myself where they used to be. I am The_cool_Elsecaller, a transfem lesbian who is still in the closet to all but a few people I know IRL. I enjoy video games, reading, writing, and sleeping. Feel free to PM me if you want writing advice or just want to talk.
"Life before death. Strength before weakness. Journey before destination"
Granted. It will instantly soak into anything made out of cloth, fabric, or paper. Now I guess everything else is clean.
I wish for financial success.
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The Circle of Hedgehogs Druid Beholder/Animated Armor Level -20 Bardof the OIADSB Cult, here are our rules.Sig.Also a sauce council member, but it's been dead for a while.
if i say something inflammatory the intention is not to trigger an emotional response and the fact that it does so is purely accidental and I sincerely apologise if it does
granted but your brain can't process the information so you get feebleminded
i wish for the record of everything ever performed
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if i say something inflammatory the intention is not to trigger an emotional response and the fact that it does so is purely accidental and I sincerely apologise if it does
Granted, you get the world record for everything, including longest time spent without eating, longest time in deep space, and most cars carried over your head.
I wish I had more planned for my next D&D session.
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My cults are dead, let's talk about myself where they used to be. I am The_cool_Elsecaller, a transfem lesbian who is still in the closet to all but a few people I know IRL. I enjoy video games, reading, writing, and sleeping. Feel free to PM me if you want writing advice or just want to talk.
"Life before death. Strength before weakness. Journey before destination"
Granted. But the wish actually makes the wish become twisted.
I wish I was better at starting conversations with people.
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...and started me on my way into my next chapter in life...
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Granted. You're now a master of starting conversations with people but, as it turns out, you have an uncanny knack for starting those conversations with people you regret starting conversations with.
I wish for a good beef tenderloin recipe.
This is a signature. It was a simple signature. But it has been upgraded.
Belolonandalogalo, Sunny | Draíocht, Kholias | Eggo Lass, 100 Dungeons
Talorin Tebedi, Vecna: Eve | Cherry, Stormwreck | Chipper, Strahd
We Are Modron
Get rickrolled here. Awesome music here. Track 48, 5/23/25, Immaculate Mary
Granted. And it's specifically lawful good, but you're chaotic evil, and you despise it, so you don't use it.
I wish for complete control over all water.
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...and started me on my way into my next chapter in life...
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Granted. You are now the moon.
I wish the end was near.
MY INFO
Granted. The end is near, but it is not the end-end, not even the end of the beginning of the end, but merely the end of the beginning.
I wish I had more ideas of who to bake cookies for.
This is a signature. It was a simple signature. But it has been upgraded.
Belolonandalogalo, Sunny | Draíocht, Kholias | Eggo Lass, 100 Dungeons
Talorin Tebedi, Vecna: Eve | Cherry, Stormwreck | Chipper, Strahd
We Are Modron
Get rickrolled here. Awesome music here. Track 48, 5/23/25, Immaculate Mary
Granted, it takes the space of the cookie recipes in your brain.
I wish that my dark mode for beyond extension won't lag at all.
My cults are dead, let's talk about myself where they used to be. I am The_cool_Elsecaller, a transfem lesbian who is still in the closet to all but a few people I know IRL. I enjoy video games, reading, writing, and sleeping. Feel free to PM me if you want writing advice or just want to talk.
"Life before death. Strength before weakness. Journey before destination"
-First Ideal of the Knights Radiant
Extended Signature. Real Extended Signature
Granted, it now completely crashes
I wish I had jif peanut butter and a spoon so I could sit in my bed and eat peanut butter
I have stolen your shredded cheese.
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Granted. But alongside your wish comes a peanut allergy.
I wish for ice cream.
This is a signature. It was a simple signature. But it has been upgraded.
Belolonandalogalo, Sunny | Draíocht, Kholias | Eggo Lass, 100 Dungeons
Talorin Tebedi, Vecna: Eve | Cherry, Stormwreck | Chipper, Strahd
We Are Modron
Get rickrolled here. Awesome music here. Track 48, 5/23/25, Immaculate Mary
Granted. You scream
I wish I could think of a good backstory for my character
Granted, you think of an awesome backstory that gels really well with the campaign. However, a meteor hits earth before game day.
I wish that it would snow a good amount where I am, by tomorrow.
I have no personality.
Granted. You’re snowed in.
I wish for the ability to grant myself wishes
MY INFO
Granted but the side affects are worse than what we as humans can think of
I wish I had a square of colored paper
I have stolen your shredded cheese.
AgateElk8337’s Doppelgänger
Granted. You get a 1mm x 1mm square of colored paper.
I wish bacon grease was easier to clean up.
This is a signature. It was a simple signature. But it has been upgraded.
Belolonandalogalo, Sunny | Draíocht, Kholias | Eggo Lass, 100 Dungeons
Talorin Tebedi, Vecna: Eve | Cherry, Stormwreck | Chipper, Strahd
We Are Modron
Get rickrolled here. Awesome music here. Track 48, 5/23/25, Immaculate Mary
Granted. It will instantly soak into anything made out of cloth, fabric, or paper. Now I guess everything else is clean.
I wish for financial success.
The Circle of Hedgehogs Druid Beholder/Animated Armor Level -20 Bard of the OIADSB Cult, here are our rules. Sig. Also a sauce council member, but it's been dead for a while.
Granted. Your business flourishes but you don't have a bank account.
I wish for teleportation.
If anybody would like my GMing playlists
battles: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/2mRp57MBAz9ZsVpw895IzZ?si=243bee43442a4703
exploration: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/0qk0aKm5yI4K6VrlcaKrDj?si=81057bef509043f3
town/tavern: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/49JSv1kK0bUyQ9LVpKmZlr?si=a88b1dd9bab54111
character deaths: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/6k7WhylJEjSqWC0pBuAtFD?si=3e897fa2a2dd469e
granted you can teleport but only to your ex's house
i wish to have some pie
Well I can kill the dragon, but I don't want to. -my friends last words as he gets burnt to a crisp by an adult red dragon
granted but its a flavour of pie you hate
i wish for a potato
if i say something inflammatory the intention is not to trigger an emotional response and the fact that it does so is purely accidental and I sincerely apologise if it does
The potato is rotten.
I wish for infinite knowledge.
If anybody would like my GMing playlists
battles: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/2mRp57MBAz9ZsVpw895IzZ?si=243bee43442a4703
exploration: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/0qk0aKm5yI4K6VrlcaKrDj?si=81057bef509043f3
town/tavern: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/49JSv1kK0bUyQ9LVpKmZlr?si=a88b1dd9bab54111
character deaths: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/6k7WhylJEjSqWC0pBuAtFD?si=3e897fa2a2dd469e
granted but your brain can't process the information so you get feebleminded
i wish for the record of everything ever performed
if i say something inflammatory the intention is not to trigger an emotional response and the fact that it does so is purely accidental and I sincerely apologise if it does
Granted, you get the world record for everything, including longest time spent without eating, longest time in deep space, and most cars carried over your head.
I wish I had more planned for my next D&D session.
My cults are dead, let's talk about myself where they used to be. I am The_cool_Elsecaller, a transfem lesbian who is still in the closet to all but a few people I know IRL. I enjoy video games, reading, writing, and sleeping. Feel free to PM me if you want writing advice or just want to talk.
"Life before death. Strength before weakness. Journey before destination"
-First Ideal of the Knights Radiant
Extended Signature. Real Extended Signature