(I'm guessing by "it" you meant the extra stupid pink guitar). Granted, you attempt to use the power of the void to turn the ESP Guitar purple. However, the power of the void is a Transcendent Great Dao rule that a mere mortal cannot control. Therefore, your soul is utterly obliterated, and you cannot reincarnate. The backlash also creates ripples in life, death, time, and space. Countless people revive, and countless die. People on the brink of death become young, and newborn babies have 5 seconds left to live. (Of course, some people are lucky/unlucky enough to avoid this fortune or misfortune.) Time and space is a bit hard to comprehend, so I will attempt to simplify it. Time is like a film strip, and many people have escaped from the film strip and injected their consciousness, soul, and strength into their past or future selves. Ripples in space are randomly fusing two or more frames of the film strip. Did the ESP Guitar turn purple? No, the backlash from the power of void deleted it. However, I used my power to save one speck of the purple ESP Guitar. You're welcome.
I wish that space be distorted beyond recognition. Let wisdom itself fall apart. The Ancient Forbidden Era of Taboos shall revive. Countless beings who created nothing and everything known as Unrivaleds attempt to send everything to the realm of oblivion, where there is neither darkness nor light, neither life nor death. Wisdom Avatars will revive to attempt to prevent oblivion of everything. However, a few thousand random belts, coat hangers, and slippers come from nowhere, killing 4 Wisdom Avatars. This creates an imbalance in the fight, allowing the Unrivaleds to send everything to the realm of oblivion.
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In shadows deep, whispers dance,
A secret tale, a cryptic trance.
Seek the moon's embrace, where stars align,
Unveil the riddles, the answers could shine.
Listen to nature's whispers, let them be your guide,
Granted, however since I am only posting to revive the thread, nothing interesting happens
I wish that the OGL crisis would just END ALREADY SO WE CAN ENJOY THIS HOBBY.
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My cults are dead, let's talk about myself where they used to be. I am The_cool_Elsecaller, a transfem lesbian who is still in the closet to all but a few people I know IRL. I enjoy video games, reading, writing, and sleeping. Feel free to PM me if you want writing advice or just want to talk.
"Life before death. Strength before weakness. Journey before destination"
Granted! Those days come back to the present causing many time paradoxes as you meet your great grandfather and murder him, well done, you cease from existence, or do you….
I wish for a regular sized, non living, very tasty, not evil, not poisoned, piece of cheese. That I am not allergic too, and that I can consume without trouble.
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Granted. The multiverse ceases to exist.
I wish to be able to grant myself wishes whenever I touch a cat.
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Granted! You get an Extra Stupid Pink Guitar!
I wish it turned purple.
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...and started me on my way into my next chapter in life...
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(I'm guessing by "it" you meant the extra stupid pink guitar). Granted, you attempt to use the power of the void to turn the ESP Guitar purple. However, the power of the void is a Transcendent Great Dao rule that a mere mortal cannot control. Therefore, your soul is utterly obliterated, and you cannot reincarnate. The backlash also creates ripples in life, death, time, and space. Countless people revive, and countless die. People on the brink of death become young, and newborn babies have 5 seconds left to live. (Of course, some people are lucky/unlucky enough to avoid this fortune or misfortune.) Time and space is a bit hard to comprehend, so I will attempt to simplify it. Time is like a film strip, and many people have escaped from the film strip and injected their consciousness, soul, and strength into their past or future selves. Ripples in space are randomly fusing two or more frames of the film strip. Did the ESP Guitar turn purple? No, the backlash from the power of void deleted it. However, I used my power to save one speck of the purple ESP Guitar. You're welcome.
I wish that space be distorted beyond recognition. Let wisdom itself fall apart. The Ancient Forbidden Era of Taboos shall revive. Countless beings who created nothing and everything known as Unrivaleds attempt to send everything to the realm of oblivion, where there is neither darkness nor light, neither life nor death. Wisdom Avatars will revive to attempt to prevent oblivion of everything. However, a few thousand random belts, coat hangers, and slippers come from nowhere, killing 4 Wisdom Avatars. This creates an imbalance in the fight, allowing the Unrivaleds to send everything to the realm of oblivion.
In shadows deep, whispers dance,
A secret tale, a cryptic trance.
Seek the moon's embrace, where stars align,
Unveil the riddles, the answers could shine.
Listen to nature's whispers, let them be your guide,
In enigmatic realms, truth does reside.
Granted, however since I am only posting to revive the thread, nothing interesting happens
I wish that the OGL crisis would just END ALREADY SO WE CAN ENJOY THIS HOBBY.
My cults are dead, let's talk about myself where they used to be. I am The_cool_Elsecaller, a transfem lesbian who is still in the closet to all but a few people I know IRL. I enjoy video games, reading, writing, and sleeping. Feel free to PM me if you want writing advice or just want to talk.
"Life before death. Strength before weakness. Journey before destination"
-First Ideal of the Knights Radiant
Extended Signature. Real Extended Signature
(I'm not even going to try to twist that.)
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(neither)
I wish for a regular sized, non living, very tasty, not evil, not poisoned, piece of cheese.
Granted! You're allergic.
I wish you weren't allergic to anything.
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Granted! They're not allergic to anything, they're just heavily repulsed by it.
I wish that the person to grant this wish won't twist it.
Granted! I am not twisting your wish. Reality will. I twist reality, and reality twisted your wish. You died. Reality snapped. Existence ended.
I wish my wish would be twisted. (ha, try that)
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"Be the change you wish to see in the world." - Mahatma Gandhi
It is twisted exactly as commanded. Except that also means it wasn’t twisted in the slightest. Good luck with the existential paradox!
I wish for a really good pasta recipe
Royalty among the charge kingdom. All will fall before our glorious assault!
Quest offer! Enter the deep dungeon here
Ctg’s blood is on the spam filter’s hands
Granted! It's really good! Really good at poisoning you!
I wish you weren't poisoned.
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Gosh Darnit To Heck
Granted, he isn’t poisoned, but he is allergic!
I wish for a regular sized, non living, very tasty, not evil, not poisoned, piece of cheese. That I am not allergic too.
Granted. Unfortunately, you don't have teeth to consume it, thereby choking to death.
I wish the person below me has increased luck.
In shadows deep, whispers dance,
A secret tale, a cryptic trance.
Seek the moon's embrace, where stars align,
Unveil the riddles, the answers could shine.
Listen to nature's whispers, let them be your guide,
In enigmatic realms, truth does reside.
Granted! My bad luck has increased. Thanks.
I wish those days could come back once more.
Granted! Those days come back to the present causing many time paradoxes as you meet your great grandfather and murder him, well done, you cease from existence, or do you….
I wish for a regular sized, non living, very tasty, not evil, not poisoned, piece of cheese. That I am not allergic too, and that I can consume without trouble.