The universe drowns in reese's. Over time, the universe becomes one giant reese's cup. Since it's infinite, and while the universe is really big it isn't infinite, it overloads and explodes from the amount of reese's.
I wish for a handy dandy universe repairing kit.
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Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
you get one universe repair kit, but infinite reese's means it populates the multiverse, if you repair this universe, it will just refill with reese's, making all of your effort all for naught.
on a brighter note, i wish for an indestructible clarinet reed, so it never chips again
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“It's impossible to go through life unscathed. Nor should you want to. By the hurts we accumulate, we measure both our follies and our accomplishments.” - Arya, Inheritance Cycle
“It's impossible to go through life unscathed. Nor should you want to. By the hurts we accumulate, we measure both our follies and our accomplishments.” - Arya, Inheritance Cycle
only problem is none of ur clothes fit with all ur buffness! they all ripped, so u are forced to walk around shirtless and are arrested for public nudity.
I wish for people to check out my robot themed RP thread. its called Lizard Brain CGI Robot, in Adohand's Kitchen.
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Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
People do check it out, but they all decide it looks boring. Except for the mods, who decide it's too cool to exist and delete it.
I wish for my stupid brain to stop randomly making me feel so sad I want to cry
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Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
Your wish is my command. Your brain will never again make you sad. Or happy. Or angry. Or... anything at all. You no longer think or feel, and you are not sure if you are alive. Eventualy, you must be admited to a Psych ward, as you are distant and unable to express anything. You lost the one thing that made you human, and the one thing that makes you alive. You become a burden on your friends and family, as the expensive medicines that do nothing to cure this curse eventually force your friends and familly out ofhouse and home. And eventually, of life.
I wish for the universe to return to the eternall and all consuming void it once was and enevitabaly shall return to be.
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Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! This is my original account, but you’ll probably see me on my main accounts, Gonzalo3, and Gonzalo5. Don’t ask why I have so many alts.
“It's impossible to go through life unscathed. Nor should you want to. By the hurts we accumulate, we measure both our follies and our accomplishments.” - Arya, Inheritance Cycle
Your friend Clare and your friend Annete stop making noise. They fall over dead.
I wish for yes.
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Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! This is my original account, but you’ll probably see me on my main accounts, Gonzalo3, and Gonzalo5. Don’t ask why I have so many alts.
1000000000000000 pennies stack up in a straight line, falling instantly in a line through your head.
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Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! This is my original account, but you’ll probably see me on my main accounts, Gonzalo3, and Gonzalo5. Don’t ask why I have so many alts.
Pm me the word Avocado🥑 For a prize!I am prob not online but pm me and i will dig up comments tht are old or forgottten. approx time about 7 days to finish and i need the approximate page number. But I will dig up the info.
You didn't wish for anything, so the genie assumes you wished for nothing, and turns you to nothing.
I wish to be better at video games.
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Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
Been nowhere, doing nothing
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The universe drowns in reese's. Over time, the universe becomes one giant reese's cup. Since it's infinite, and while the universe is really big it isn't infinite, it overloads and explodes from the amount of reese's.
I wish for a handy dandy universe repairing kit.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
you get one universe repair kit, but infinite reese's means it populates the multiverse, if you repair this universe, it will just refill with reese's, making all of your effort all for naught.
on a brighter note, i wish for an indestructible clarinet reed, so it never chips again
“It's impossible to go through life unscathed. Nor should you want to. By the hurts we accumulate, we measure both our follies and our accomplishments.” - Arya, Inheritance Cycle
AroAce
01000110 01110101 01110010 01110010 01111001
arctic fox
as of recently, eagle scout
Really cool, obscure composer: https://www.youtube.com/@creativevalence9129
Less obscure, still cool composer:https://www.youtube.com/@Verplex321
extd sig?
You get an indestructible clarinet reed, but everything it touches become extremely brittle, meaning the rest of the clarinet breaks.
I wish to be able to shape shift.
If your eyes tell you what your seeing how do you know there not lying?
well, just for that, you're turned into a sphere
I wish to turn into this species: https://www.dndbeyond.com/species/1509635-amphimorpho
“It's impossible to go through life unscathed. Nor should you want to. By the hurts we accumulate, we measure both our follies and our accomplishments.” - Arya, Inheritance Cycle
AroAce
01000110 01110101 01110010 01110010 01111001
arctic fox
as of recently, eagle scout
Really cool, obscure composer: https://www.youtube.com/@creativevalence9129
Less obscure, still cool composer:https://www.youtube.com/@Verplex321
extd sig?
i feel you man, i feel you.
Avocado 🥑
(I like potatoes)
This thread reminds me of Ninjago season 6, when nadakhan the djinn grants the ninja wishes.
Avocado 🥑
(I like potatoes)
I wish for a slice of infinite pizza (totally not a reference to gravity falls)
Avocado 🥑
(I like potatoes)
you get infinite pizza, killing you
i wish to be super buff
My youtube channel
u are so buff.
u get everyone.
only problem is none of ur clothes fit with all ur buffness! they all ripped, so u are forced to walk around shirtless and are arrested for public nudity.
i wish for gojo satoru as my lawful husbando
I don't walk paths - I burn them. No allies, no rivals. Just me, my will, and the silence of those who couldn’t keep up. I am the consequence.
Awooo🐺💔⛓️🥀🖤🪫
he divorces you.
I wish for people to check out my robot themed RP thread. its called Lizard Brain CGI Robot, in Adohand's Kitchen.
Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Neutral Evil
Currently rampaging through life
People do check it out, but they all decide it looks boring. Except for the mods, who decide it's too cool to exist and delete it.
I wish for my stupid brain to stop randomly making me feel so sad I want to cry
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
Been nowhere, doing nothing
Your wish is my command. Your brain will never again make you sad. Or happy. Or angry. Or... anything at all. You no longer think or feel, and you are not sure if you are alive. Eventualy, you must be admited to a Psych ward, as you are distant and unable to express anything. You lost the one thing that made you human, and the one thing that makes you alive. You become a burden on your friends and family, as the expensive medicines that do nothing to cure this curse eventually force your friends and familly out ofhouse and home. And eventually, of life.
I wish for the universe to return to the eternall and all consuming void it once was and enevitabaly shall return to be.
Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! This is my original account, but you’ll probably see me on my main accounts, Gonzalo3, and Gonzalo5. Don’t ask why I have so many alts.
it does... eventually
i wish for my clarinet to stop squeaking
“It's impossible to go through life unscathed. Nor should you want to. By the hurts we accumulate, we measure both our follies and our accomplishments.” - Arya, Inheritance Cycle
AroAce
01000110 01110101 01110010 01110010 01111001
arctic fox
as of recently, eagle scout
Really cool, obscure composer: https://www.youtube.com/@creativevalence9129
Less obscure, still cool composer:https://www.youtube.com/@Verplex321
extd sig?
Your friend Clare and your friend Annete stop making noise. They fall over dead.
I wish for yes.
Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! This is my original account, but you’ll probably see me on my main accounts, Gonzalo3, and Gonzalo5. Don’t ask why I have so many alts.
Granted. Whatever happens you say "yes." Oh by the way, the cops are asking if you murdered that man...
I wish hearing aid maintenance was free.
This is a signature. It was a simple signature. But it has been upgraded.
Belolonandalogalo Malololomologalo Tumagalokumagalo, Sunny
Eggo Lass, Bone and Oblivion
Tendilius Mondhaven Paxaramus, Drakkenheim
Silverwood Group 1 | Silverwood Group 2 | Hacking the Hackett
Get rickrolled here. Awesome music here. Track 51, 10/23/25, Viva La Vida
you get it without paying any money, but at the cost of your soul
I wish for 10000000000000 dollars
My youtube channel
1000000000000000 pennies stack up in a straight line, falling instantly in a line through your head.
Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! This is my original account, but you’ll probably see me on my main accounts, Gonzalo3, and Gonzalo5. Don’t ask why I have so many alts.
You did not wish for anything, the universe collapses.
I wish for a cute pug with no strings attached, just a pug.
Hi, I am a pug and I like Noobs in Combat, Pugs and Big Weapons like Ballistas, RPGS and Recoilless Rifles.
Play my forum game find the word Here
Pm me the word Avocado🥑 For a prize!I am prob not online but pm me and i will dig up comments tht are old or forgottten. approx time about 7 days to finish and i need the approximate page number. But I will dig up the info.
You get a pug with no strings attached. Without any strings attached it doesn’t have a leash and it runs away.
Average person.
I play D&D
In case you don’t know what D&D is : Not a rickroll
It wasn’t a rickroll…
You didn't wish for anything, so the genie assumes you wished for nothing, and turns you to nothing.
I wish to be better at video games.
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
Been nowhere, doing nothing