SHUFFLE THE FUNCTION OF EVERY HOLE IN YOUR FACE!!!
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Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
Yo, I’m Himy, He/Him. I enjoy reading books, understanding why and how things work, anime/manga, video games and obviously, TTRPGS. I’m not the sharpest tool in the shed, but I like to think Im close. I’m good at trivia, history and science
I struggle with empathy. If you’re not sure what I mean by that, it basically means it’s hard for me to understand the mental state of others and respond with the right emotions
E=MC^2, Magic is math and Math is magic, I CAST COLLIDING NETURONS! (take 626 fire and 327 poison damage and gain the poisoned condition. Overrides immunities and resistances.)
I use my boots of long stride and dash as a bonus action towards the most clustered up group and cast 'Domain Expansion: Chained Spirits'. (All creatures, Objects, and structures within 30 feet of me are pulled into a pocket dimension of empty void and chains, which I control and can attack with. They immediately act after my turn, and once per round if someone tries to cast a spell, they must succeed a DC 15 dex save or be grappled by one of these chains and take 1d4 slashing damage.)
Yo, I’m Himy, He/Him. I enjoy reading books, understanding why and how things work, anime/manga, video games and obviously, TTRPGS. I’m not the sharpest tool in the shed, but I like to think Im close. I’m good at trivia, history and science
I struggle with empathy. If you’re not sure what I mean by that, it basically means it’s hard for me to understand the mental state of others and respond with the right emotions
Should be all the important bits. Sweet
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*inhales in outrage* why you- *inhales in outrage* just for that, *inhales in outrage* I CAST EXPIRED SKELETON SUBSCRIPTION!
he/him
asexual panromantic
legally certified dumb piece of shit who will **** around and find out, one way or another
Monster Hunter fan
profile pic made by me!
Oh, that's fine. I don't have a skeleton, anyways.
I CAST... INSTANT BRAZILLIAN WAX!
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, firstborn child and liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer (Drummer), the Endless Maws (Isis), the Mad Murderer (PJ), more on my extended sig
I CAST...
SHUFFLE THE FUNCTION OF EVERY HOLE IN YOUR FACE!!!
Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
Extended sig
*Reshuffles them*
I CAST...
ALL THE GOLD YOU BOUGHT WAS FAKE! An illusion, a hologram, just like reality and the universe.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, firstborn child and liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer (Drummer), the Endless Maws (Isis), the Mad Murderer (PJ), more on my extended sig
I CAST...hugs.
*Gives everyone a friendly hug*
I CAST…KNEECAP
*You all get kneecapped*
Yo, I’m Himy, He/Him. I enjoy reading books, understanding why and how things work, anime/manga, video games and obviously, TTRPGS. I’m not the sharpest tool in the shed, but I like to think Im close. I’m good at trivia, history and science
I struggle with empathy. If you’re not sure what I mean by that, it basically means it’s hard for me to understand the mental state of others and respond with the right emotions
Should be all the important bits. Sweet
*points at Coronet*
this is no place for peace.
I CAST VIOLENCE!!
he/him
asexual panromantic
legally certified dumb piece of shit who will **** around and find out, one way or another
Monster Hunter fan
profile pic made by me!
E=MC^2, Magic is math and Math is magic, I CAST COLLIDING NETURONS! (take 626 fire and 327 poison damage and gain the poisoned condition. Overrides immunities and resistances.)
Hi, I’m DrakenBrine, here’s my Sig and characters
I am The Grand Envisioner!
I cast BRAINROT! You all take 182 psychic and 168 poison damage and now can only speak in Brain rot.
Roll for Initiative: [roll]1d20+7[/roll]
Proud member of the EVIL JEFF CULT! PRAISE JEFF!
Homebrew Races: HERE Homebrew Spells: HERE Homebrew Monsters: HERE
MORE OF ME! (And platypodes/platypi/platypuses) (Extended signature)
The line between naïveté and hopefulness is almost invisible
So close your heart, the world is dark
Ruthlessness is mercy
Die
(I summon Poseidon)
Hi, I’m DrakenBrine, here’s my Sig and characters
I am The Grand Envisioner!
I cast nothing. Instantly, everything within a 50 mile radius is turned to nothing.
Roll for Initiative: [roll]1d20+7[/roll]
Proud member of the EVIL JEFF CULT! PRAISE JEFF!
Homebrew Races: HERE Homebrew Spells: HERE Homebrew Monsters: HERE
MORE OF ME! (And platypodes/platypi/platypuses) (Extended signature)
I CAST...
Erm, what the sigma? 345 psychic damage.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, firstborn child and liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer (Drummer), the Endless Maws (Isis), the Mad Murderer (PJ), more on my extended sig
(SOMEONE PLEASE FREE US FROM OUR UNSIGMA CURSE, IT'S VERY SKIBIDI WITH L RIZZ)
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, firstborn child and liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer (Drummer), the Endless Maws (Isis), the Mad Murderer (PJ), more on my extended sig
I cast an L rizz negative aura spell, "Instantly remove any curse." It magnifies the effect of any curse by 100.
Gah what the sigma rizz? This skibidi gyatt ohio curse is negative aura.
Roll for Initiative: [roll]1d20+7[/roll]
Proud member of the EVIL JEFF CULT! PRAISE JEFF!
Homebrew Races: HERE Homebrew Spells: HERE Homebrew Monsters: HERE
MORE OF ME! (And platypodes/platypi/platypuses) (Extended signature)
I CAST... Sigma curse redemption arc with W Rizz. It Fanum taxes the skibidi of any curse by 999.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, firstborn child and liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer (Drummer), the Endless Maws (Isis), the Mad Murderer (PJ), more on my extended sig
I CAST... SKIBIDI OM BOM OM YES YES! SKIBIDI OM BOM YEAH YEAH...
Pronouns: She/Her
Gender: Nonbinary Female, 1/3 human, 1/3 feline, 1/3 dragon
Mentally and emotionally unstable, anorexic (currently in remission!), autism, ADHD, anger issues
I cast, summon 5000 tarrasqes
I use my boots of long stride and dash as a bonus action towards the most clustered up group and cast 'Domain Expansion: Chained Spirits'. (All creatures, Objects, and structures within 30 feet of me are pulled into a pocket dimension of empty void and chains, which I control and can attack with. They immediately act after my turn, and once per round if someone tries to cast a spell, they must succeed a DC 15 dex save or be grappled by one of these chains and take 1d4 slashing damage.)
Hi, I’m DrakenBrine, here’s my Sig and characters
I am The Grand Envisioner!
I CAST... MEND BUTTCRACK!
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, firstborn child and liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer (Drummer), the Endless Maws (Isis), the Mad Murderer (PJ), more on my extended sig
I CAST…EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA
Yo, I’m Himy, He/Him. I enjoy reading books, understanding why and how things work, anime/manga, video games and obviously, TTRPGS. I’m not the sharpest tool in the shed, but I like to think Im close. I’m good at trivia, history and science
I struggle with empathy. If you’re not sure what I mean by that, it basically means it’s hard for me to understand the mental state of others and respond with the right emotions
Should be all the important bits. Sweet