*all the continents redirect their momentum to dripping towards the south pole. all the continents get gold necklaces too*
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Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /Moderator of Vinstreb School for the Gifted /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Lawful Evil
Fun Fact: i gain more power the more you post on my forum threads. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /Moderator of Vinstreb School for the Gifted /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Lawful Evil
Fun Fact: i gain more power the more you post on my forum threads. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /Moderator of Vinstreb School for the Gifted /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Lawful Evil
Fun Fact: i gain more power the more you post on my forum threads. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /Moderator of Vinstreb School for the Gifted /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Lawful Evil
Fun Fact: i gain more power the more you post on my forum threads. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
I cast… Rules Lawyer! The description of Jeff Recruiting actually only recruits those with the title of Jeff, with the add-on spell More Jeff Recruiting specifies you can recruit people without that name, as long as they have at least one letter from it in theirs. As my title is not Jeff and contains no J, E, or F, it has no affect on me.
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /Moderator of Vinstreb School for the Gifted /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Lawful Evil
Fun Fact: i gain more power the more you post on my forum threads. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
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I cast TECTONIC SHIFT!!! (The world is pulled apart as the tectonic plates that form the crust move at neck breaking speed.)
Hi, I’m DrakenBrine, here’s my Sig and characters
I am The Grand Envisioner!
I CAST... CONTINENTAL DRIP!
*all the continents redirect their momentum to dripping towards the south pole. all the continents get gold necklaces too*
Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /Moderator of Vinstreb School for the Gifted /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Lawful Evil
Fun Fact: i gain more power the more you post on my forum threads. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
Do you remember? The 21st night of September? (Take 585 psychic damage and forget one spell)
Hi, I’m DrakenBrine, here’s my Sig and characters
I am The Grand Envisioner!
I CAST... NAILED TO THE SKY!!!!!
*DrakenBrine teleports into space*
this was a spell back in 3.5
Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /Moderator of Vinstreb School for the Gifted /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Lawful Evil
Fun Fact: i gain more power the more you post on my forum threads. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
Seriously? (The effects of the last spell cast are reversed)
Hi, I’m DrakenBrine, here’s my Sig and characters
I am The Grand Envisioner!
okay smart guy.
I CAST... SWAP!
*DrakenBrine and I swap places*
Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /Moderator of Vinstreb School for the Gifted /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Lawful Evil
Fun Fact: i gain more power the more you post on my forum threads. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
I CAST!!! Extremley slow internet!!!!!!
(No one can load the next reply because the internet is slow)
Hello there...
I cast Speed of the UAE. Now the internet is the best in the world
Hi, I’m DrakenBrine, here’s my Sig and characters
I am The Grand Envisioner!
I CAST... blood draw
Pronouns: She/Her
Gender: Nonbinary Female, 1/3 human, 1/3 feline, 1/3 dragon
Mentally and emotionally unstable, anorexic (currently in remission!), autism, ADHD, anger issues
Twist Biology: Endless Flow of Blood
Hi, I’m DrakenBrine, here’s my Sig and characters
I am The Grand Envisioner!
I CAST...Haste, at cantrip level!
You can now walk as fast as your walking speed.
Xaul Lackluster: Half-Orc Fathomless Warlock: Warlock Dragon Heist
Borvnir Chelvnich: Black Dragonborn Barbarian: Dragons of Stormwreck Isle
Pushover Gerilwitz: Tiefling Wizard: Acquisitions Incorporated
Callow Sunken-Eyes: Goliath Arctic Druid: We Are Modron
DMing The 100 Dungeons of the Blood Archivist , The Hunt for the Balowang and Surviving Tempest City!
Killer Queen has already extended this signature, though not by much!
I cast Haste at 10th level. My walking speed is now the speed of light.
Hi, I’m DrakenBrine, here’s my Sig and characters
I am The Grand Envisioner!
I CAST...ULTIMATE SPEED CAMERA *camera flash* That's a hefty fine you should be expecting through in a couple weeks.
Xaul Lackluster: Half-Orc Fathomless Warlock: Warlock Dragon Heist
Borvnir Chelvnich: Black Dragonborn Barbarian: Dragons of Stormwreck Isle
Pushover Gerilwitz: Tiefling Wizard: Acquisitions Incorporated
Callow Sunken-Eyes: Goliath Arctic Druid: We Are Modron
DMing The 100 Dungeons of the Blood Archivist , The Hunt for the Balowang and Surviving Tempest City!
Killer Queen has already extended this signature, though not by much!
ow.
I CAST... ARCANE BLAST!
*FlowerFeild takes 1d10 strongest cantrip in the game but for wizards damage*
I use my bonus action to CAST... CONJURE COOKIE!
*I eat the cookie to get my blood sugar up*
Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /Moderator of Vinstreb School for the Gifted /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Lawful Evil
Fun Fact: i gain more power the more you post on my forum threads. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
I cast... THREAD REVIVAL!
ALL THREADS ARE INSTANTLY REVIVED!
Roll for Initiative: [roll]1d20+7[/roll]
Proud member of the EVIL JEFF CULT! PRAISE JEFF!
Homebrew Races: HERE Homebrew Spells: HERE Homebrew Monsters: HERE
MORE OF ME! (And platypodes/platypi/platypuses) (Extended signature)
As all the threads are boinked by oldest first, the more recent ones end up being the ones on top. Meaning you did absolutely nothing.
I CAST... JEFF RECRUITING!
*Tells people to join the Jeff The Evil Roomba cult*
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
I cast...
MORE JEFF RECRUITING! IF YOU READ THIS YOU HAVE TO JOIN NOW!
Roll for Initiative: [roll]1d20+7[/roll]
Proud member of the EVIL JEFF CULT! PRAISE JEFF!
Homebrew Races: HERE Homebrew Spells: HERE Homebrew Monsters: HERE
MORE OF ME! (And platypodes/platypi/platypuses) (Extended signature)
I cast… Rules Lawyer! The description of Jeff Recruiting actually only recruits those with the title of Jeff, with the add-on spell More Jeff Recruiting specifies you can recruit people without that name, as long as they have at least one letter from it in theirs. As my title is not Jeff and contains no J, E, or F, it has no affect on me.
Hi, I’m DrakenBrine, here’s my Sig and characters
I am The Grand Envisioner!
I cast... disappointment. You suddenly feel super disappointed unless you join the Evil Jeff Cult.
Roll for Initiative: [roll]1d20+7[/roll]
Proud member of the EVIL JEFF CULT! PRAISE JEFF!
Homebrew Races: HERE Homebrew Spells: HERE Homebrew Monsters: HERE
MORE OF ME! (And platypodes/platypi/platypuses) (Extended signature)
I CAST... TAKE THAT DEPPRESSION!
*I am no longer deppressed*
on my bonus action I CAST... PERRY THE PLATYPUS?!
*Platyboss gains a fedora*
Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /Moderator of Vinstreb School for the Gifted /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Lawful Evil
Fun Fact: i gain more power the more you post on my forum threads. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!