i am a god who is trapped in a cartoon, with saws for hands (and feet)!! active on I CAST....! and Jeff the Evil Roomba Cult, as well as planning to make my own cult.
i am a god who is trapped in a cartoon, with saws for hands (and feet)!! active on I CAST....! and Jeff the Evil Roomba Cult, as well as planning to make my own cult.
its me thebardoffew. as you know your not so local aroace and agender fella. would make some excuse for why I went missing but I had my own side quest of life. you know how it goes.
but as I put before a decent dm with some homebrew, faction leader of E, and keeper of stories untold.
I CAST 83 calber gun basicly in my campane we said an ak 47 deos 45 damge so we said it dose 500 damge times ten cause of the bullets and thev time four because itds infused with level four magic missell all and all 20000 damge.
I CAST 83 calber gun basicly in my campane we said an ak 47 deos 45 damge so we said it dose 500 damge times ten cause of the bullets and thev time four because itds infused with level four magic missell all and all 20000 damge.
I CAST... parry this filthy casual.
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its me thebardoffew. as you know your not so local aroace and agender fella. would make some excuse for why I went missing but I had my own side quest of life. you know how it goes.
but as I put before a decent dm with some homebrew, faction leader of E, and keeper of stories untold.
I CAST 83 calber gun basicly in my campane we said an ak 47 deos 45 damge so we said it dose 500 damge times ten cause of the bullets and thev time four because itds infused with level four magic missell all and all 20000 damge.
I CAST... parry this filthy casual.
*Gasp* That's a Counterspell Reskin! I CAST TRIAL! Bardoffew is instantly teleported to a courtroom where a wizard casts "List" on them and, seeing a Counterspell reskin, deems them guilty. Bardoffew is held in a prison guarded by Awakened versions the most dangerous Backrooms entities ever known.
I CAST 83 calber gun basicly in my campane we said an ak 47 deos 45 damge so we said it dose 500 damge times ten cause of the bullets and thev time four because itds infused with level four magic missell all and all 20000 damge.
I CAST... parry this filthy casual.
*Gasp* That's a Counterspell Reskin! I CAST TRIAL! Bardoffew is instantly teleported to a courtroom where a wizard casts "List" on them and, seeing a Counterspell reskin, deems them guilty. Bardoffew is held in a prison guarded by Awakened versions the most dangerous Backrooms entities ever known.
Goose is instantly teleported to a courtroom where a wizard casts "List" on them and, seeing a Counterspell reskin, deems them guilty. Bardoffew is held in a prison guarded by Awakened versions the most dangerous Backrooms entities ever known.
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Warlocks: LostWanderingSoul. Low price of a soul, 20 pounds of flesh, and a jellybean! (Note: The flesh does not have to be yours) PM me if you're interested "God complex? I find it quite simple, actually."
"proud" owner of the Cult of The Thing that Lives Under Your Bed, the least used cult in the Kitchen Pronouns: They/It
I CAST 83 calber gun basicly in my campane we said an ak 47 deos 45 damge so we said it dose 500 damge times ten cause of the bullets and thev time four because itds infused with level four magic missell all and all 20000 damge.
I CAST... parry this filthy casual.
*Gasp* That's a Counterspell Reskin! I CAST TRIAL! Bardoffew is instantly teleported to a courtroom where a wizard casts "List" on them and, seeing a Counterspell reskin, deems them guilty. Bardoffew is held in a prison guarded by Awakened versions the most dangerous Backrooms entities ever known.
I CAST... CORRECTION.
as I am still willing to be punished for a simple misunderstanding, I will clarify that it is a joke refrencing the parry this fithly casual meme, of which depicts a knight wielding a firearm. the spell infact still triggered, it was more so a phrase to go along with the spell that was cast. so infact it was a bolster if anything. as for this the spell of correction, I am still banished to the courtrooms.
another thing to mention is the vanish spell from goose, could probably be deem not a counter spell, but more so a destroying spell, such as shatter.
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its me thebardoffew. as you know your not so local aroace and agender fella. would make some excuse for why I went missing but I had my own side quest of life. you know how it goes.
but as I put before a decent dm with some homebrew, faction leader of E, and keeper of stories untold.
Goose is instantly teleported to a courtroom where a wizard casts "List" on them and, seeing a Counterspell reskin, deems them guilty. Bardoffew is held in a prison guarded by Awakened versions the most dangerous Backrooms entities ever known.
I CAST... PEDANTIC EXPLANATION!
"Delete, like Bardoffew said, is a destroying spell like the destroy option of Create Or Destroy Water so I am in fact deemed innocent and released." -Me
WITH MY BONUS ACTION, I CAST... BODYGUARDS!
Instantly, five heavily armed soldiers each specializing in a different type of weapon appear to protect me and my allies. (Not a counterspell reskin because it's a summoning spell).
I Cast… thanks for the cake!
i am a god who is trapped in a cartoon, with saws for hands (and feet)!! active on I CAST....! and Jeff the Evil Roomba Cult, as well as planning to make my own cult.
alignment: chaotic good.
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I CAST …yummy
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I Cast… hi
i am a god who is trapped in a cartoon, with saws for hands (and feet)!! active on I CAST....! and Jeff the Evil Roomba Cult, as well as planning to make my own cult.
alignment: chaotic good.
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I CAST... When did Gibber change their profile picture?
With my bonus action, I CAST... Gibber's profile picture is cool, even if I didn't notice it had changed until just now!
She/Her/Hers DM
Member of the Cult of Grammar and the Cult of Cats
I CAST... THE CAKE IS A LIE!
its me thebardoffew. as you know your not so local aroace and agender fella. would make some excuse for why I went missing but I had my own side quest of life. you know how it goes.
but as I put before a decent dm with some homebrew, faction leader of E, and keeper of stories untold.
its so good to be back.
I CAST... π. The cake is turned into a metal sphere with a diameter of EXACTLY 3.14 inches.
Secure, Contain, Protect
A member of the once glorious, now-ruined Cult of Grammar. "Rest in peace, Great Dictionary. We can continue elsewhere."
I CAST... PRE CALCULUS. YOU MUST IDENTIFY THE NUMBER OF RADIANS in 3 circles
(He/Him) Life before Death, Strength before Weakness, Journey before Destination
- The Way of Kings -
No dreams were shattered in the making of this signature
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I CAST E=MC^2. The nearby trees are converted into pure energy and fired at you.
WITH MY BONUS ACTION, I CAST... π×3 IS DA ANSWER TO YOUR QUESTION!
Secure, Contain, Protect
A member of the once glorious, now-ruined Cult of Grammar. "Rest in peace, Great Dictionary. We can continue elsewhere."
I CAST 83 calber gun basicly in my campane we said an ak 47 deos 45 damge so we said it dose 500 damge times ten cause of the bullets and thev time four because itds infused with level four magic missell all and all 20000 damge.
BanskorBattlehammer.
I CAST... parry this filthy casual.
its me thebardoffew. as you know your not so local aroace and agender fella. would make some excuse for why I went missing but I had my own side quest of life. you know how it goes.
but as I put before a decent dm with some homebrew, faction leader of E, and keeper of stories untold.
its so good to be back.
*Gasp* That's a Counterspell Reskin! I CAST TRIAL! Bardoffew is instantly teleported to a courtroom where a wizard casts "List" on them and, seeing a Counterspell reskin, deems them guilty. Bardoffew is held in a prison guarded by Awakened versions the most dangerous Backrooms entities ever known.
Secure, Contain, Protect
A member of the once glorious, now-ruined Cult of Grammar. "Rest in peace, Great Dictionary. We can continue elsewhere."
I CAST…it clearly didn't stop the spell
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I CAST... DELETE! Banskor's gun vanishes.
Secure, Contain, Protect
A member of the once glorious, now-ruined Cult of Grammar. "Rest in peace, Great Dictionary. We can continue elsewhere."
I CAST... THAT'S JUST RESKINNED COUNTER SPELL!!
Goose is instantly teleported to a courtroom where a wizard casts "List" on them and, seeing a Counterspell reskin, deems them guilty. Bardoffew is held in a prison guarded by Awakened versions the most dangerous Backrooms entities ever known.
Warlocks: LostWanderingSoul.
Low price of a soul, 20 pounds of flesh, and a jellybean! (Note: The flesh does not have to be yours) PM me if you're interested
"God complex? I find it quite simple, actually."
"proud" owner of the Cult of The Thing that Lives Under Your Bed, the least used cult in the Kitchen
Pronouns: They/It
An odd puddle of ink (extended signature)
I CAST... CORRECTION.
as I am still willing to be punished for a simple misunderstanding, I will clarify that it is a joke refrencing the parry this fithly casual meme, of which depicts a knight wielding a firearm. the spell infact still triggered, it was more so a phrase to go along with the spell that was cast. so infact it was a bolster if anything. as for this the spell of correction, I am still banished to the courtrooms.
another thing to mention is the vanish spell from goose, could probably be deem not a counter spell, but more so a destroying spell, such as shatter.
its me thebardoffew. as you know your not so local aroace and agender fella. would make some excuse for why I went missing but I had my own side quest of life. you know how it goes.
but as I put before a decent dm with some homebrew, faction leader of E, and keeper of stories untold.
its so good to be back.
I CAST... PEDANTIC EXPLANATION!
"Delete, like Bardoffew said, is a destroying spell like the destroy option of Create Or Destroy Water so I am in fact deemed innocent and released." -Me
WITH MY BONUS ACTION, I CAST... BODYGUARDS!
Instantly, five heavily armed soldiers each specializing in a different type of weapon appear to protect me and my allies. (Not a counterspell reskin because it's a summoning spell).
Secure, Contain, Protect
A member of the once glorious, now-ruined Cult of Grammar. "Rest in peace, Great Dictionary. We can continue elsewhere."