The Bigger fish is a very rare creature native to deepsea trenchs near Chult. These fish are known for their eyes the size of dinner plates (unfortunately closer to the surface their eyes tend to rupture quite explosively, cause unknown) that are able to see even in a magical darkness. Use of this scroll is recommended only at extreme water depths or with protective gear in case of explosion. (biologists note: They smell so awful it is as if Cthulhu crawled up inside... nevermind.)
Paddle of Power
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"Where words fail, swords prevail. Where blood is spilled, my cup is filled" -Cartaphilus
"I have found the answer to the meaning of life. You ask me what the answer is? You already know what the answer to life is. You fear it more than the strike of a viper, the ravages of disease, the ire of a lover. The answer is always death. But death is a gentle mistress with a sweet embrace, and you owe her a debt of restitution. Life is not a gift, it is a loan."
It is a box with the word 'satire' written on the top of it. Upon closer inspection it actually seems to have some faded lettering at the beginning so it fully reads 'It's a tire'.
Pheromone Enhancer
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"Where words fail, swords prevail. Where blood is spilled, my cup is filled" -Cartaphilus
"I have found the answer to the meaning of life. You ask me what the answer is? You already know what the answer to life is. You fear it more than the strike of a viper, the ravages of disease, the ire of a lover. The answer is always death. But death is a gentle mistress with a sweet embrace, and you owe her a debt of restitution. Life is not a gift, it is a loan."
The very rare and dangerous Razor Jackass, while not technically a magical item is mostly sought for its delicious salty taste provided from the tear ducts on various locations of their body. Said to be somewhat 'bitey' in terms of flavor, and may cause negative emotions upon consumption.
Cloak of Elvenkind
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"Where words fail, swords prevail. Where blood is spilled, my cup is filled" -Cartaphilus
"I have found the answer to the meaning of life. You ask me what the answer is? You already know what the answer to life is. You fear it more than the strike of a viper, the ravages of disease, the ire of a lover. The answer is always death. But death is a gentle mistress with a sweet embrace, and you owe her a debt of restitution. Life is not a gift, it is a loan."
When you wear the wingwear you will really wish you were wiser than you were when you donned the wingwear, as the wingwear is truly the wing-were and you are now a wing-were-warbler.
DragonScale Mail
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"Where words fail, swords prevail. Where blood is spilled, my cup is filled" -Cartaphilus
"I have found the answer to the meaning of life. You ask me what the answer is? You already know what the answer to life is. You fear it more than the strike of a viper, the ravages of disease, the ire of a lover. The answer is always death. But death is a gentle mistress with a sweet embrace, and you owe her a debt of restitution. Life is not a gift, it is a loan."
When worn, this plate armor bestows upon you the ability to rage. Unfortunately for you, the armor is a leech which steals 10 hit points everyday. And you cant take it off. Unless you can somehow sustain it, you are gonna die.
Devious serpent folk devoid of compassion, yuan-ti manipulate other creatures by arousing their doubts, evoking their fears, and elevating and crushing their hopes. From remote temples in jungles, swamps, and deserts, the yuan-ti plot to supplant and dominate all other races and to make themselves gods.
It is a little bit of an exaggeration and only gives a thousand not so good dreams, being caught in mildly awkward social settings etc.
Bag of Devouring
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"Where words fail, swords prevail. Where blood is spilled, my cup is filled" -Cartaphilus
"I have found the answer to the meaning of life. You ask me what the answer is? You already know what the answer to life is. You fear it more than the strike of a viper, the ravages of disease, the ire of a lover. The answer is always death. But death is a gentle mistress with a sweet embrace, and you owe her a debt of restitution. Life is not a gift, it is a loan."
Devious serpent folk devoid of compassion, yuan-ti manipulate other creatures by arousing their doubts, evoking their fears, and elevating and crushing their hopes. From remote temples in jungles, swamps, and deserts, the yuan-ti plot to supplant and dominate all other races and to make themselves gods.
When you put on this ring, you turn from by any and all spells and their area of effect. You cannot hold any object, with the exception of the ring, that has a spell on them. You cannot directly approach or face a person with a spell on them.
Devious serpent folk devoid of compassion, yuan-ti manipulate other creatures by arousing their doubts, evoking their fears, and elevating and crushing their hopes. From remote temples in jungles, swamps, and deserts, the yuan-ti plot to supplant and dominate all other races and to make themselves gods.
If you kill a barghest or poltergeist with a spell of 5th level or higher while attuned to this canister, the canister gains one charge. You can expend one charge from the canister to create water as per create or destroy water.
Devious serpent folk devoid of compassion, yuan-ti manipulate other creatures by arousing their doubts, evoking their fears, and elevating and crushing their hopes. From remote temples in jungles, swamps, and deserts, the yuan-ti plot to supplant and dominate all other races and to make themselves gods.
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It is a person who cooks food slowly.
Scroll of Summon Bigger Fish
The Bigger fish is a very rare creature native to deepsea trenchs near Chult. These fish are known for their eyes the size of dinner plates (unfortunately closer to the surface their eyes tend to rupture quite explosively, cause unknown) that are able to see even in a magical darkness. Use of this scroll is recommended only at extreme water depths or with protective gear in case of explosion. (biologists note: They smell so awful it is as if Cthulhu crawled up inside... nevermind.)
Paddle of Power
"Where words fail, swords prevail. Where blood is spilled, my cup is filled" -Cartaphilus
"I have found the answer to the meaning of life. You ask me what the answer is? You already know what the answer to life is. You fear it more than the strike of a viper, the ravages of disease, the ire of a lover. The answer is always death. But death is a gentle mistress with a sweet embrace, and you owe her a debt of restitution. Life is not a gift, it is a loan."
You have the power to paddle with this paddle.
collapsable boat
"Any society that would give up a little liberty to gain a little security will deserve neither and lose both" -- allegedly Benjamin Franklin
Tooltips (Help/aid)
This boat collapses into a pile of rubble as soon as it touches water.
Donkey of destruction.
Walton Gibson - Human Cleric, Level 1
That is an ex-donkey!
satire box
"Any society that would give up a little liberty to gain a little security will deserve neither and lose both" -- allegedly Benjamin Franklin
Tooltips (Help/aid)
It is a box with the word 'satire' written on the top of it. Upon closer inspection it actually seems to have some faded lettering at the beginning so it fully reads 'It's a tire'.
Pheromone Enhancer
"Where words fail, swords prevail. Where blood is spilled, my cup is filled" -Cartaphilus
"I have found the answer to the meaning of life. You ask me what the answer is? You already know what the answer to life is. You fear it more than the strike of a viper, the ravages of disease, the ire of a lover. The answer is always death. But death is a gentle mistress with a sweet embrace, and you owe her a debt of restitution. Life is not a gift, it is a loan."
The pheromone enhancer makes all humans attracted to you. And frogs. And bees. Wait, did I mention sharks?
Amazingly edgy slow-cooking donkey of sharpness and teenage angst.
Walton Gibson - Human Cleric, Level 1
The very rare and dangerous Razor Jackass, while not technically a magical item is mostly sought for its delicious salty taste provided from the tear ducts on various locations of their body. Said to be somewhat 'bitey' in terms of flavor, and may cause negative emotions upon consumption.
Cloak of Elvenkind
"Where words fail, swords prevail. Where blood is spilled, my cup is filled" -Cartaphilus
"I have found the answer to the meaning of life. You ask me what the answer is? You already know what the answer to life is. You fear it more than the strike of a viper, the ravages of disease, the ire of a lover. The answer is always death. But death is a gentle mistress with a sweet embrace, and you owe her a debt of restitution. Life is not a gift, it is a loan."
Elves are kind to this cloak.
wingwear
"Any society that would give up a little liberty to gain a little security will deserve neither and lose both" -- allegedly Benjamin Franklin
Tooltips (Help/aid)
When you wear the wingwear you will really wish you were wiser than you were when you donned the wingwear, as the wingwear is truly the wing-were and you are now a wing-were-warbler.
DragonScale Mail
"Where words fail, swords prevail. Where blood is spilled, my cup is filled" -Cartaphilus
"I have found the answer to the meaning of life. You ask me what the answer is? You already know what the answer to life is. You fear it more than the strike of a viper, the ravages of disease, the ire of a lover. The answer is always death. But death is a gentle mistress with a sweet embrace, and you owe her a debt of restitution. Life is not a gift, it is a loan."
I thought you wanted dragon SNAIL mail, our extremely old-fashioned delivery by dragon mail service
Armor of the raging leech.
Walton Gibson - Human Cleric, Level 1
When worn, this plate armor bestows upon you the ability to rage. Unfortunately for you, the armor is a leech which steals 10 hit points everyday. And you cant take it off. Unless you can somehow sustain it, you are gonna die.
Pressure cooker
Just an average metalhead who plays DnD in his spare time.
PbP Character: Roberta Thalan, Void Beyond the Stars Otherside
PbP Character: Primus Eidolon, Eotha 2
PbP Character: Usmor Illiqai, Tomb of Corrosion
PbP Character: "Templar" Danver, You're the Villains
Homebrew stuff
You are under mental pressure when you cook using this.
Ring of a thousand Nightmares
Devious serpent folk devoid of compassion, yuan-ti manipulate other creatures by arousing their doubts, evoking their fears, and elevating and crushing their hopes. From remote temples in jungles, swamps, and deserts, the yuan-ti plot to supplant and dominate all other races and to make themselves gods.
It is a little bit of an exaggeration and only gives a thousand not so good dreams, being caught in mildly awkward social settings etc.
Bag of Devouring
"Where words fail, swords prevail. Where blood is spilled, my cup is filled" -Cartaphilus
"I have found the answer to the meaning of life. You ask me what the answer is? You already know what the answer to life is. You fear it more than the strike of a viper, the ravages of disease, the ire of a lover. The answer is always death. But death is a gentle mistress with a sweet embrace, and you owe her a debt of restitution. Life is not a gift, it is a loan."
This bag holds everything that everyone ever ate.
The God-Pharoh's Sceptre
Devious serpent folk devoid of compassion, yuan-ti manipulate other creatures by arousing their doubts, evoking their fears, and elevating and crushing their hopes. From remote temples in jungles, swamps, and deserts, the yuan-ti plot to supplant and dominate all other races and to make themselves gods.
This is the Sceptre of a god/pharoh that is now deceased and kingdom has fallen. It is decorative but useless and of little value.
Ring of spell turning
When you put on this ring, you turn from by any and all spells and their area of effect. You cannot hold any object, with the exception of the ring, that has a spell on them. You cannot directly approach or face a person with a spell on them.
Wand of Insect Swarm
This wand is a termite's favorite snack.
Geist-powered canister.
Devious serpent folk devoid of compassion, yuan-ti manipulate other creatures by arousing their doubts, evoking their fears, and elevating and crushing their hopes. From remote temples in jungles, swamps, and deserts, the yuan-ti plot to supplant and dominate all other races and to make themselves gods.
If you kill a barghest or poltergeist with a spell of 5th level or higher while attuned to this canister, the canister gains one charge. You can expend one charge from the canister to create water as per create or destroy water.
mega-wand of many more magic missiles
"Any society that would give up a little liberty to gain a little security will deserve neither and lose both" -- allegedly Benjamin Franklin
Tooltips (Help/aid)
Wow. The discount geist-powered canister turned out alot better than I expected.
This wand fires so many magic missiles that you are unable to control them all. They shoot at random targets (including you and your allies).
Wand of animate dead.
Devious serpent folk devoid of compassion, yuan-ti manipulate other creatures by arousing their doubts, evoking their fears, and elevating and crushing their hopes. From remote temples in jungles, swamps, and deserts, the yuan-ti plot to supplant and dominate all other races and to make themselves gods.