Has anyone ever had the nigh-uncontrollable urge to stock up on money and buy an entire town just to see the look on your DM’s face?
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Once, I went to brush my teeth and yelled, "Who's in the bathroom!?!?", but the door was open, the light was off, and I live alone. Then, while brushing my teeth, I dropped my toothbrush. Trying to catch it, I knocked it across the room. I got the toothbrush and went back to the sink, which I had left on. My drain was clogged and the water spilled all over the floor. I went to get the mop, mopped the floors, then wondered why they were getting wetter. I found out that I had left the water on AGAIN! Enjoy!
Has anyone ever had the nigh-uncontrollable urge to play as a five-year-old just to see the look on your DM’s face?
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Has anyone had the nigh uncontrollable urge to use Awaken on two chipmunks, a female mouse, a male mouse and a fly and train them to become Rescue Rangers that guard your group's home town while you're gone just to see the look on the DM's face?
Has anyone had the nigh uncontrollable urge to use Awaken on two chipmunks, a female mouse, a male mouse and a fly and train them to become Rescue Rangers that guard your group's home town while you're gone just to see the look on the DM's face?
Nope.
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Has anyone had the sudden, unrestrainable urge to make a character who's entire backstory is literally just a song? (Bonus points if it was a Sea Shanty, like two of my characters.)
Has anyone ever had the nigh-uncontrollable urge to make a triton with severe aquaphobia/aarokocra with severe acrophobia just to see the look on your DM’s face?
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Has anyone ever had the nigh-uncontrollable urge to make the bbeg a kraken with severe megalohydrothalassophobia just to see the look on your player’s faces?
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Has anyone ever had the nigh-uncontrollable urge to play as a five-year-old just to see the look on your DM’s face?
I actually played a 5-year-old Kenku once. "Stab them!"
Does a 6 year old count? What about 7?
You had to see me in a theatre, when I was 21, naked and wearing only diapers ( with a discrete make-up ), just performing the gag of an old ADS...... hehehehe.
I hope you could see me there......................... ( i remember a random person holding an VHS camera who recorded that moment )
Has anyone ever had the nigh-uncontrollable urge to make disney character PCs, and make them fight to be the main character just to see the look on your DM’s face?
also, defibrillator moment
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a hobbit of the tolkeinite cult
a frequenter of taverns
mainly an Emerald half-dragon with a psudodragon pet
haven't been on because mobile sucks and wifi sucks
Self-proclaimed Non-Binary Diety of bad writing and Lizardfolk Monks
It would be fun, but no, I have not. I should at some point.
Has anyone ever had the nigh-uncontrollable urge to create a character with like 3 sets of wings just to see the look on your DM's face?
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Has anyone ever had the nigh-uncontrollable urge to play a bonkers gold-obsessed dwarf with a ginger walrus moustache who makes others do their work (bard, cleric, warlock, or paladin classes) because your current brilliant satyr fighter character performed badly last session because you've accidentally made them too niche while trying to make them broad, and you ask other people in a nonsense thread whether I should keep or change my character for next session, just to see the look on your DM's face when they realize I'm serious/not serious!
Yep, I did it when the WallMart employee yelled me to not drink Bleach. xD
Has anyone had the uncontrollable urge to show the butt on the autobahn's ( Highway's ) edges just to see the look on the DM's face ???
My Ready-to-rock&roll chars:
Dertinus Tristany // Amilcar Barca // Vicenç Sacrarius // Oriol Deulofeu // Grovtuk
Nope.
Has anyone ever had the nigh-uncontrollable urge to stock up on money and buy an entire town just to see the look on your DM’s face?
Once, I went to brush my teeth and yelled, "Who's in the bathroom!?!?", but the door was open, the light was off, and I live alone. Then, while brushing my teeth, I dropped my toothbrush. Trying to catch it, I knocked it across the room. I got the toothbrush and went back to the sink, which I had left on. My drain was clogged and the water spilled all over the floor. I went to get the mop, mopped the floors, then wondered why they were getting wetter. I found out that I had left the water on AGAIN! Enjoy!
Cant say I have.
Has anyone ever had the nigh-uncontrollable urge to play as a five-year-old just to see the look on your DM’s face?
This isn't actually a signature, just something I copy and paste onto the bottom of all my posts. Or is it? Yep, it is. Or is it..? I’m a hobbit, and the master cranial imploder of the "Oops, I Accidently Destroyed Someone's Brain" cult. Extended sig. I'm actually in Limbo, it says I'm in Mechanus because that's where I get my WiFi from. Please don't tell the modrons, they're still angry from the 'Spawning Stone' fiasco.
No connection to Dragonslayer8 other than knowing them in real life.
I actually played a 5-year-old Kenku once. "Stab them!"
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Does a 6 year old count? What about 7?
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As a longtime DM, I can assure you very few of these get any look on my face anymore. Just a deadpan “no.” Sorry.
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Has anyone had the nigh uncontrollable urge to use Awaken on two chipmunks, a female mouse, a male mouse and a fly and train them to become Rescue Rangers that guard your group's home town while you're gone just to see the look on the DM's face?
Nope.
This isn't actually a signature, just something I copy and paste onto the bottom of all my posts. Or is it? Yep, it is. Or is it..? I’m a hobbit, and the master cranial imploder of the "Oops, I Accidently Destroyed Someone's Brain" cult. Extended sig. I'm actually in Limbo, it says I'm in Mechanus because that's where I get my WiFi from. Please don't tell the modrons, they're still angry from the 'Spawning Stone' fiasco.
No connection to Dragonslayer8 other than knowing them in real life.
Has anyone had the sudden, unrestrainable urge to make a character who's entire backstory is literally just a song? (Bonus points if it was a Sea Shanty, like two of my characters.)
Looking for a campaign? Or, perhaps, trying to start one? Come join Rolegate! Just send me a friend request (same name as here) and I'll help you get started!
Ducks are just geese lite. Focus on the future. It'll become the past soon enough.
Istari and White Counsel in Club. Not the wish-granter of a thread.
Become a Plague Doctor today!
Join the Knights of the Random Table and Calius and Kothar Industries!
Homebrew: Artifact, Dungeon
May be offline due to school
Has anyone ever had the nigh-uncontrollable urge to make a triton with severe aquaphobia/aarokocra with severe acrophobia just to see the look on your DM’s face?
This isn't actually a signature, just something I copy and paste onto the bottom of all my posts. Or is it? Yep, it is. Or is it..? I’m a hobbit, and the master cranial imploder of the "Oops, I Accidently Destroyed Someone's Brain" cult. Extended sig. I'm actually in Limbo, it says I'm in Mechanus because that's where I get my WiFi from. Please don't tell the modrons, they're still angry from the 'Spawning Stone' fiasco.
No connection to Dragonslayer8 other than knowing them in real life.
Has anyone ever had the nigh-uncontrollable urge to make the bbeg a kraken with severe megalohydrothalassophobia just to see the look on your player’s faces?
This isn't actually a signature, just something I copy and paste onto the bottom of all my posts. Or is it? Yep, it is. Or is it..? I’m a hobbit, and the master cranial imploder of the "Oops, I Accidently Destroyed Someone's Brain" cult. Extended sig. I'm actually in Limbo, it says I'm in Mechanus because that's where I get my WiFi from. Please don't tell the modrons, they're still angry from the 'Spawning Stone' fiasco.
No connection to Dragonslayer8 other than knowing them in real life.
You had to see me in a theatre, when I was 21, naked and wearing only diapers ( with a discrete make-up ), just performing the gag of an old ADS...... hehehehe.
I hope you could see me there......................... ( i remember a random person holding an VHS camera who recorded that moment )
My Ready-to-rock&roll chars:
Dertinus Tristany // Amilcar Barca // Vicenç Sacrarius // Oriol Deulofeu // Grovtuk
Has anyone ever had the nigh-uncontrollable urge to play as an all gnome party just to see the look on your DM’s face?
I didn’t see what you did there.
Has anyone ever had the nigh-uncontrollable urge to create Tim The Enchanter as a PC just to see the look on your DM’s face?
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ive done that before.
Has anyone ever had the nigh-uncontrollable urge to make disney character PCs, and make them fight to be the main character just to see the look on your DM’s face?
also, defibrillator moment
a hobbit of the tolkeinite cult
a frequenter of taverns
mainly an Emerald half-dragon with a psudodragon pet
haven't been on because mobile sucks and wifi sucks
Self-proclaimed Non-Binary Diety of bad writing and Lizardfolk Monks
Has anyone ever had the nigh-uncontrollable urge to play as Rick Astley just to see the look on your DM’s face?
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She/her pronouns please. (=^.^=)
It would be fun, but no, I have not. I should at some point.
Has anyone ever had the nigh-uncontrollable urge to create a character with like 3 sets of wings just to see the look on your DM's face?
This isn't actually a signature, just something I copy and paste onto the bottom of all my posts. Or is it? Yep, it is. Or is it..? I’m a hobbit, and the master cranial imploder of the "Oops, I Accidently Destroyed Someone's Brain" cult. Extended sig. I'm actually in Limbo, it says I'm in Mechanus because that's where I get my WiFi from. Please don't tell the modrons, they're still angry from the 'Spawning Stone' fiasco.
No connection to Dragonslayer8 other than knowing them in real life.
Has anyone ever had the nigh-uncontrollable urge to play as Dracula just to see the look on your DM’s face?
Supreme Cat-lover Of The First Grade
I AM A CAT PERSON. /\_____/\
She/her pronouns please. (=^.^=)
Nope.
Has anyone ever had the nigh-uncontrollable urge to play a bonkers gold-obsessed dwarf with a ginger walrus moustache who makes others do their work (bard, cleric, warlock, or paladin classes) because your current brilliant satyr fighter character performed badly last session because you've accidentally made them too niche while trying to make them broad, and you ask other people in a nonsense thread whether I should keep or change my character for next session, just to see the look on your DM's face when they realize I'm
serious/not serious!Frequent Eladrin || They/Them, but accept all pronouns
Luz Noceda would like to remind you that you're worth loving!
Actually, yes.
jk no
Has anyone ever said "I summon Tiamat" just to see the look on your DM's face?