Hollow unbreakable arrows are the most OP common magic item, and my current method of coming up with insane combat shenanigans.
if you make a steel pipe with one end closed and a nozzle on the other, you can enlarge it, fill with any liquid, and then drop concentration, creating a high pressure squirt gun. (or a pipe bomb, depending if it holds)
Hollow unbreakable arrows are the most OP common magic item, and my current method of coming up with insane combat shenanigans.
if you make a steel pipe with one end closed and a nozzle on the other, you can enlarge it, fill with any liquid, and then drop concentration, creating a high pressure squirt gun. (or a pipe bomb, depending if it holds)
You are wielded by a really awesome swordsman. Then the really awesome shield blocks its attack and they both explode into a really awesome explosion, which destroys everything nearby except 1 thing.
I am that thing, a really awesome elemental.
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and pool ball flies into your right eye.
i am looking for my best friend in IKEA.
UwU ima femboi who likes crunchy pickles ;3
A couch falls on you, crushing you.
I am sleeping on a tarrasque’s eye.
The lacryma of his eye contains an unidentified type of acid that disolves your skin......
I am the virus inside the Tarrasque's eye
My Ready-to-rock&roll chars:
Dertinus Tristany // Amilcar Barca // Vicenç Sacrarius // Oriol Deulofeu // Grovtuk
Thé tarrasque uses eye drops to kill the infection
I am eyedrops
I have stolen your shredded cheese.
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I drink you
i drunk eyedrops
Hollow unbreakable arrows are the most OP common magic item, and my current method of coming up with insane combat shenanigans.
if you make a steel pipe with one end closed and a nozzle on the other, you can enlarge it, fill with any liquid, and then drop concentration, creating a high pressure squirt gun. (or a pipe bomb, depending if it holds)
*Gun noises*
I did an uncreative post ;-;
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Am bakk!
I am in the Twinkling Stars Tavern, and I play Oliver Axolotl at Cafe [Redacted].
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The gods of creativity punish you. with death.
I just killed an uncreative DDB user.
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The gods of uncreativty punish you. with death
Really creative response I know.
I am skydiving into a volcano riding a shark with 5 tons of TNT strapped to my chest.
Quokkas are objectively the best animal, anyone who disagrees needs a psychiatric evaluation
You get caught in the mouth of a roc, who saw free food falling out of the sky and thought it would be a waste for it to just fall into a volcano.
I just got freeze rayed by Gru for waiting in line.
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Ducks are just geese lite. Focus on the future. It'll become the past soon enough.
Istari and White Counsel in Club. Not the wish-granter of a thread.
Become a Plague Doctor today!
Join the Knights of the Random Table and Calius and Kothar Industries!
Homebrew: Artifact, Dungeon
May be offline due to school
I press the nuke button
i made an awesome sword
Hollow unbreakable arrows are the most OP common magic item, and my current method of coming up with insane combat shenanigans.
if you make a steel pipe with one end closed and a nozzle on the other, you can enlarge it, fill with any liquid, and then drop concentration, creating a high pressure squirt gun. (or a pipe bomb, depending if it holds)
But your enemies find it and cast animate objects on it, and it stabs you through the heart multiple times.
I just stabbed a guy with his own sword until he died.
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The sword wants more, and it sees only one person here. You. You tell it to stop, but it doesn’t, and you get brutally murdered by it.
I cast dispel magic on the sword and take it for myself. It really is an awesome sword
Royalty among the charge kingdom. All will fall before our glorious assault!
Quest offer! Enter the deep dungeon here
Ctg’s blood is on the spam filter’s hands
You, however, are not awesome enough to wield it, and die from the sheer awesomeness of the sword.
I am a really awesome sword.
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
You are wielded by a really awesome swordsman. Then the really awesome shield blocks its attack and they both explode into a really awesome explosion, which destroys everything nearby except 1 thing.
I am that thing, a really awesome elemental.
Royalty among the charge kingdom. All will fall before our glorious assault!
Quest offer! Enter the deep dungeon here
Ctg’s blood is on the spam filter’s hands
All the other elementals get jealous of how much more awesome you are than them, so they team up and defeat you.
I am a seahorse.
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A gentle ocean current causes you to drift into some hazard and being a seahorse you can’t really swim against it.
I am going on to meme about how terrible seahorses are because they have literally no means of attack, defense, or escape other than camouflage.
Royalty among the charge kingdom. All will fall before our glorious assault!
Quest offer! Enter the deep dungeon here
Ctg’s blood is on the spam filter’s hands
you get crushed by a pile of seahorses
i am a seahorse in the pile
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Hello! How is your afternorning? Good? Great! ヾ(•ω•`)o
Come flex your storytelling skills here!
Am bakk!
I am in the Twinkling Stars Tavern, and I play Oliver Axolotl at Cafe [Redacted].
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you die because you can't breathe
I am a plasmoid
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ok if plasmoids can die ur dead. if they can't ur still dead.
im a dragon
but a good dragon
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Hello! How is your afternorning? Good? Great! ヾ(•ω•`)o
Come flex your storytelling skills here!
Am bakk!
I am in the Twinkling Stars Tavern, and I play Oliver Axolotl at Cafe [Redacted].
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a evil guy wizard dude shoots ya with magic, so you die
I am Chan.
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