Oh great Gamer_Thirteen you're magnificence shines above all else! There has never been a crystal with as many facets as your beauty or color as deep as your soul. You are welcome in hearts and hearths all across the lands, across the sky, across the universe!
While this sweet drivel oozes from my lips I kill you with kindness :)
Then I sit down on a rope swing as pig-tailed little girl.
As you turn a page, a White Dragon Wyrmling animates and bites your nose off, you slowly bleed to death while also suffocating because you are inhaling your own blood
The DM boots you from the campaign because your character's OP. The Druid in the party then proceeds to (out of character) kill you over a bag of Cheetos.
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Former Spider Queen of the Spider Guild, and friendly neighborhood scheming creature.
"Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders."
My pronouns are she/her.
Web Weaver of Everlasting Narrative! (title bestowed by Drummer)
The forum gods smite you for misunderstanding the thread.
I am a forum god.
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This isn't actually a signature, just something I copy and paste onto the bottom of all my posts. Or is it? Yep, it is. Or is it..? I’m a hobbit, and the master cranial imploder of the "Oops, I Accidently Destroyed Someone's Brain" cult. Extended sig. I'm actually in Limbo, it says I'm in Mechanus because that's where I get my WiFi from. Please don't tell the modrons, they're still angry from the 'Spawning Stone' fiasco. No connection to Dragonslayer8 other than knowing them in real life.
The resulting explosion of divine material causes your matter to fade into untamed magical energy.
I am a chaotic neutral god of magic, not structured magic but more wild magic, which spawned from the energy from the death of a god.
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This isn't actually a signature, just something I copy and paste onto the bottom of all my posts. Or is it? Yep, it is. Or is it..? I’m a hobbit, and the master cranial imploder of the "Oops, I Accidently Destroyed Someone's Brain" cult. Extended sig. I'm actually in Limbo, it says I'm in Mechanus because that's where I get my WiFi from. Please don't tell the modrons, they're still angry from the 'Spawning Stone' fiasco. No connection to Dragonslayer8 other than knowing them in real life.
The forum gods smite you for not replying with an inventive answer.
I am the god of wild magic, who just nearly got killed by wild magic but then collapsed myself into it and hid in it.
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This isn't actually a signature, just something I copy and paste onto the bottom of all my posts. Or is it? Yep, it is. Or is it..? I’m a hobbit, and the master cranial imploder of the "Oops, I Accidently Destroyed Someone's Brain" cult. Extended sig. I'm actually in Limbo, it says I'm in Mechanus because that's where I get my WiFi from. Please don't tell the modrons, they're still angry from the 'Spawning Stone' fiasco. No connection to Dragonslayer8 other than knowing them in real life.
Oh great Gamer_Thirteen you're magnificence shines above all else! There has never been a crystal with as many facets as your beauty or color as deep as your soul. You are welcome in hearts and hearths all across the lands, across the sky, across the universe!
While this sweet drivel oozes from my lips I kill you with kindness :)
Then I sit down on a rope swing as pig-tailed little girl.
That's what happens when you wear a helmet your whole life!
My house rules
you swing out over a cliff as the rope breaks, you fall to your death
I just watched a pig-tailed little girl fall to her death infront of me.
The Fall of Realms:DM,
I play Eldrin Adbella, and more in the The Tavern at the End of the World come and join.
Co-Creator of the Great Elvin King Equipment;
Great Elvin King's Bow, Great Elvin King's Quiver, Great Elvin King's Blade; Yggdrasil, Great Elvin King's Blade; Ragnarok, Great Elvin King's Cloak and Armor,
As the sands of time flow, and we etch ever closer to the end, follow the heart to find your own truth.
Her pigtails somehow got tangled around your neck and you get choked to death before your lifeless body falls over the cliff after the girl
I am writing code on my work computer
it short circuits exploding in a FIREBALL!!!
I buy a papaya from the fruit stand
She/They/it
Keep in mind I'm in the UK so my time zone's GMT.
Definitely not an undead.
The papaya is a hand grenade disguised as a papaya, and it explodes in a... FIREBALL
I am a pokemon with exceptionally large hands
you die from no one liking you, like ambipom
I stand atop a dead adult red dragon after I killed it
She/They/it
Keep in mind I'm in the UK so my time zone's GMT.
Definitely not an undead.
The dragon turns into an egg after dying as is possible when a dragon dies. The egg hatches into a GOLD GREATWYRM that murders you.
I'm reading Fizban's Treasury of Dragons.
I am an Arachpriest, Cat Cultist, Sauce Monk, Angel of Death, and First Spinjitzu Master.
I play Thirteen the necromancer elf, Timber the tabaxi child, and more at the tavern. Hope you like yams!
Oh yeah, don't forget to be kind and loving and stuff. Not on during weekends.
As you turn a page, a White Dragon Wyrmling animates and bites your nose off, you slowly bleed to death while also suffocating because you are inhaling your own blood
I am creating All Might as a D&D Character
the DM scraps that character for his campaign & you for life's campaign, thus killing you.
I sit
She/They/it
Keep in mind I'm in the UK so my time zone's GMT.
Definitely not an undead.
On nothing, you fall and die.
I'm immortal forever and nothing can ever hurt me or change my immortality.
I am an Arachpriest, Cat Cultist, Sauce Monk, Angel of Death, and First Spinjitzu Master.
I play Thirteen the necromancer elf, Timber the tabaxi child, and more at the tavern. Hope you like yams!
Oh yeah, don't forget to be kind and loving and stuff. Not on during weekends.
The DM boots you from the campaign because your character's OP. The Druid in the party then proceeds to (out of character) kill you over a bag of Cheetos.
Former Spider Queen of the Spider Guild, and friendly neighborhood scheming creature.
"Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders."
My pronouns are she/her.
Web Weaver of Everlasting Narrative! (title bestowed by Drummer)
SpiderQueenYvonne is blasting the Asteroids without tosing a coin previously
My Ready-to-rock&roll chars:
Dertinus Tristany // Amilcar Barca // Vicenç Sacrarius // Oriol Deulofeu // Grovtuk
The forum gods smite you for misunderstanding the thread.
I am a forum god.
This isn't actually a signature, just something I copy and paste onto the bottom of all my posts. Or is it? Yep, it is. Or is it..? I’m a hobbit, and the master cranial imploder of the "Oops, I Accidently Destroyed Someone's Brain" cult. Extended sig. I'm actually in Limbo, it says I'm in Mechanus because that's where I get my WiFi from. Please don't tell the modrons, they're still angry from the 'Spawning Stone' fiasco.
No connection to Dragonslayer8 other than knowing them in real life.
hades kills you in battle.
I watch it happen.
She/They/it
Keep in mind I'm in the UK so my time zone's GMT.
Definitely not an undead.
The resulting explosion of divine material causes your matter to fade into untamed magical energy.
I am a chaotic neutral god of magic, not structured magic but more wild magic, which spawned from the energy from the death of a god.
This isn't actually a signature, just something I copy and paste onto the bottom of all my posts. Or is it? Yep, it is. Or is it..? I’m a hobbit, and the master cranial imploder of the "Oops, I Accidently Destroyed Someone's Brain" cult. Extended sig. I'm actually in Limbo, it says I'm in Mechanus because that's where I get my WiFi from. Please don't tell the modrons, they're still angry from the 'Spawning Stone' fiasco.
No connection to Dragonslayer8 other than knowing them in real life.
The wild magic kills you.
I am wild magic.
I am an Arachpriest, Cat Cultist, Sauce Monk, Angel of Death, and First Spinjitzu Master.
I play Thirteen the necromancer elf, Timber the tabaxi child, and more at the tavern. Hope you like yams!
Oh yeah, don't forget to be kind and loving and stuff. Not on during weekends.
Roll 10d10 times on the Wild Magic Surge Table.
I am about to play some Minecraft.
Former Spider Queen of the Spider Guild, and friendly neighborhood scheming creature.
"Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders."
My pronouns are she/her.
Web Weaver of Everlasting Narrative! (title bestowed by Drummer)
I am an Arachpriest, Cat Cultist, Sauce Monk, Angel of Death, and First Spinjitzu Master.
I play Thirteen the necromancer elf, Timber the tabaxi child, and more at the tavern. Hope you like yams!
Oh yeah, don't forget to be kind and loving and stuff. Not on during weekends.
The forum gods smite you for not replying with an inventive answer.
I am the god of wild magic, who just nearly got killed by wild magic but then collapsed myself into it and hid in it.
This isn't actually a signature, just something I copy and paste onto the bottom of all my posts. Or is it? Yep, it is. Or is it..? I’m a hobbit, and the master cranial imploder of the "Oops, I Accidently Destroyed Someone's Brain" cult. Extended sig. I'm actually in Limbo, it says I'm in Mechanus because that's where I get my WiFi from. Please don't tell the modrons, they're still angry from the 'Spawning Stone' fiasco.
No connection to Dragonslayer8 other than knowing them in real life.
Grognor, the devourer of wild magic eats it all up & eats you while your in it.
I then kill Grognor afterwards
She/They/it
Keep in mind I'm in the UK so my time zone's GMT.
Definitely not an undead.