Helper of Create a World thread/Sedge is Chaotic Neutral/ Mega Yahtzee High: 34, Low: 14/I speak English, je me parle le Francais, agus Labhraim beagan Gaeilge
"Don't worry, our last campaign the frost giant only had 200 hp" said player who underestimated the DM
"As you attempt to jump over the acidic, black poison, bone eating, hungry looking ooze you feel your momentum slow to a halt mid-air" said DM playing a dungeon with avoidable but lethal traps
DM: "So guys, turns out there's a kinda-important rule we've neglected. How do you say that.... encumbered?"
The Rogue: "Heeeyy.... hasn't Paladin been carrying loads of books from the last dungeon?"
The Paladin (Who has plate mail, a shield, 113 pounds of random equipment, and a STR Score of 10) "Well, [1GP]."
For real, once my characters reach mid level and have enough gold to do this I try and have them buy a Bag of Holding (if they haven’t already found one).
"So I count 6 shoes. It shouldn't be that bad."
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"Be yourself; everyone else is already taken." - Oscar Wilde
"So young black dragons have an acid blast after all, not a poison blast..."
I am an Arachpriest, Cat Cultist, Sauce Monk, Angel of Death, and First Spinjitzu Master.
I play Thirteen the necromancer elf, Timber the tabaxi child, and more at the tavern. Hope you like yams!
Oh yeah, don't forget to be kind and loving and stuff. Not on during weekends.
DM: "You see what looks like a small group of kobolds* up ahead."
Level 2 Wizard: "This should be easy! Let's go, guys!"
DM: *heh*
* Kobold Vampire Spawn
Former Spider Queen of the Spider Guild, and friendly neighborhood scheming creature.
"Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders."
My pronouns are she/her.
Web Weaver of Everlasting Narrative! (title bestowed by Drummer)
"I cast ray of frost on the hobgoblin warlord! That should kill him immediately, right?"
I am an Arachpriest, Cat Cultist, Sauce Monk, Angel of Death, and First Spinjitzu Master.
I play Thirteen the necromancer elf, Timber the tabaxi child, and more at the tavern. Hope you like yams!
Oh yeah, don't forget to be kind and loving and stuff. Not on during weekends.
"That One Player" is our wizard, right?
pm me the word "tomato"
she/her
"ooh, piece of candy."
Want a place to roleplay in your spare time? Here: Lord's Rest Inn
Please don't hide your imperfections, if one part is beautiful, it all is.
I don't like rp-heavy games, I LOVE them.
"I land on the giant's shoulder and bite his ear with my metal teeth."
I am an Arachpriest, Cat Cultist, Sauce Monk, Angel of Death, and First Spinjitzu Master.
I play Thirteen the necromancer elf, Timber the tabaxi child, and more at the tavern. Hope you like yams!
Oh yeah, don't forget to be kind and loving and stuff. Not on during weekends.
"PULL THE LEVER, KRONK!"
Former Spider Queen of the Spider Guild, and friendly neighborhood scheming creature.
"Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders."
My pronouns are she/her.
Web Weaver of Everlasting Narrative! (title bestowed by Drummer)
"" How many tries do you need to shoot at the apple placed on the top of my head ??? """
My Ready-to-rock&roll chars:
Dertinus Tristany // Amilcar Barca // Vicenç Sacrarius // Oriol Deulofeu // Grovtuk
"Arson is fun!"
Helper of Create a World thread/Sedge is Chaotic Neutral/ Mega Yahtzee High: 34, Low: 14/I speak English, je me parle le Francais, agus Labhraim beagan Gaeilge
Dream of Days Lore Bard 9/Wizard 4 Baulder's Gate: Descent to Avernus (In Person/Over Zoom)
Saleadon Morgul Battle Smith Artificer 11 Tyranny of Dragons (In Person/Over Zoom)
Hurtharn Serpti Ghostslayer Blood Hunter 7 Spelljammer (Over Zoom)
Ex Sig
"It's just a dragon NEST, not an actual dragon." said the goliath who wanted a dragon egg
"it uses it's legendary reaction to tail swipe you" said the DM just casually playing the ancient dragon
"this is fine" said the warlock with no spells to do damage other than eldritch blast.
"Don't worry, our last campaign the frost giant only had 200 hp" said player who underestimated the DM
"As you attempt to jump over the acidic, black poison, bone eating, hungry looking ooze you feel your momentum slow to a halt mid-air" said DM playing a dungeon with avoidable but lethal traps
My moon druid can handle that high-leveled wizard, just turn into a mammoth!
Royalty among the charge kingdom. All will fall before our glorious assault!
Quest offer! Enter the deep dungeon here
Ctg’s blood is on the spam filter’s hands
"Let's try and talk peacefully with the BBEG" said the dumb paladin of redemption, about the broken minded psychopath BBEG.
She/They/it
Keep in mind I'm in the UK so my time zone's GMT.
Definitely not an undead.
Cleric: "You know what? I don't think there's any gods in this world!"
Former Spider Queen of the Spider Guild, and friendly neighborhood scheming creature.
"Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders."
My pronouns are she/her.
Web Weaver of Everlasting Narrative! (title bestowed by Drummer)
Fighter: "Wait a minute. Aren't I standing in acid?"
DM: "Oh, I forgot about that! Thanks, and take 22 acid damage."
Former Spider Queen of the Spider Guild, and friendly neighborhood scheming creature.
"Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders."
My pronouns are she/her.
Web Weaver of Everlasting Narrative! (title bestowed by Drummer)
DM: "So guys, turns out there's a kinda-important rule we've neglected. How do you say that.... encumbered?"
The Rogue: "Heeeyy.... hasn't Paladin been carrying loads of books from the last dungeon?"
The Paladin (Who has plate mail, a shield, 113 pounds of random equipment, and a STR Score of 10) "Well, [1GP]."
Former Spider Queen of the Spider Guild, and friendly neighborhood scheming creature.
"Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders."
My pronouns are she/her.
Web Weaver of Everlasting Narrative! (title bestowed by Drummer)
For real, once my characters reach mid level and have enough gold to do this I try and have them buy a Bag of Holding (if they haven’t already found one).
"Dont worry I put a sleeping spell on the dragon." says the random NPC.
"Ok we can trust you!" Our Paladin.
Turns out the NPC was the final boss and the dragon was not in fact asleep
Join the Town of Agreal! ----> LINK
Check out my photography on Flickr. ----> LINK
"Be yourself; everyone else is already taken." - Oscar Wilde
DM: "Roll Perception."
Rogue: "Uhhhh.... I got a 1...."
DM: *sighs* "You're so greedy, you don't see the dragon sitting on top of the gold, and blindly run towards the treasure."
Former Spider Queen of the Spider Guild, and friendly neighborhood scheming creature.
"Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders."
My pronouns are she/her.
Web Weaver of Everlasting Narrative! (title bestowed by Drummer)