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Elk Fact of the Day:

Lieutenant Penumbra from the 2017 remake of Ducktales is lesbian, and she is 41 years old.

"I simply do not wish to date an Earth... male."

*perishes x2*

Hey, Stertle, long time no see.

hello

how is everyone

kind of tired, but I’m good. hbu?

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like, I'm a pancake, and Stertle, this seems kinda homophobic

 Same, and judging from your pfp and signature, you seem to be Christian, and while nothing is wrong with that, I hope that you aren’t one of those Christians

 yes I am Christian and yes if by one of those Christians you mean a Christian who is against LGBTQ I am one of those as are almost all true Christians.

 Where in the Bible does it ever state that homosexual activity is a sin? And don’t reference the Old Testament. If you’re cherry picking from the Old Testament, you’re not even reading the Bible. You should also be banned from wearing mixed fabrics at that point.

 Honestly references to things like the Old Testament and such just kind of give me a headache. Most of the Bible can be boiled into the basic ideals of the concepts of the commandments, but even more simply, its kind of just "love thy neighbor." I don't really remember "Love thy neighbor.. unless they also.. like.. like dudes.. and are a dude" Also some of the concepts are just blatantly outdated, take Ephesians 5:22-33, detailing that wives must be submissive to their husbands. That sounds awful but it's taking out the context of the rest of the verse, it's also saying that a husband must love his wife. It goes to show that no matter how nice a verse or concept may be, if you don't add the necessary context, you sound crazy.

doing alright. one of the artists I listen to dropped a new album today. A lot different than their recent stuff as well which i like. 

Wait what artist is it?

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 Honestly references to things like the Old Testament and such just kind of give me a headache. Most of the Bible can be boiled into the basic ideals of the concepts of the commandments, but even more simply, its kind of just "love thy neighbor." I don't really remember "Love thy neighbor.. unless they also.. like.. like dudes.. and are a dude" Also some of the concepts are just blatantly outdated, take Ephesians 5:22-33, detailing that wives must be submissive to their husbands. That sounds awful but it's taking out the context of the rest of the verse, it's also saying that a husband must love his wife. It goes to show that no matter how nice a verse or concept may be, if you don't add the necessary context, you sound crazy.

rare unicyclelydia sighting :3

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I think my favorite from the new album is Eyes Closed or Gods Don't Pray 

Hi

hello

Sup

I've been working on the Rizzlord. Curious what you guys think so far.

The Rizzlord

Hit Points: TODO, but d8
Armor Class: 15 (hoodie) 17 with hoodie drawn up
Speed: 35ft

Size: Medium
CR: 10? //calculate this once you have a statblock

Prof Bonus: +4
STR 12 DEX 16 CON 18 INT 8 WIS 8 CHA 18

Skills: Persuasion +8, Stealth +7, Perception +3 (-2 if hoodie is drawn up), Performance +8, Deception +12

Resistances: Cold, Bludgeoning, Piercing, Slashing from non-magical and non-silvered weapons
Immunities: Psychic

Legendary Resistance: 3/day

Features

Drippy Presence: Each turn a creature within 60ft of the Rizzlord must make a DC 16 WIS Saving Throw or be Charmed by the Rizzlord. A creature that succeeds on this save is immune to the Rizzlord's Drippy Presence for 24 hours

Bonus Actions

Hoodie: The Rizzlord wears a hoodie. As an bonus action the Rizzlord can flip up the hood, giving it an additional +2 AC but reducing its Perception by -5. It may also lower a raised hood, lowering its AC by 2 but increasing its perception by 5.

Skibidi Slide (Recharge 4-6): The Rizzlord moves up to 20ft as a bonus action in one direction. This movement does not provoke opportunity attacks. Creatures within 5ft of where the Rizzlord starts its slide or 5ft of where it ends its slide (Rizzlord's choice) must make DC 13 STR Saving Throw or take 2d6 bludgeoning damage and be knocked prone. On a succesful save a creature takes only half damage.

Actions

Multiattack: The Rizzlord makes three attacks. One with its Fanum Tax and two with its Crocs Stomp. Or uses Cringe Bro twice.

Cringe Bro: Range 60ft. The Rizzlord hurls a psychic insult, such as "Cringe, bro." It makes a ranged attack. +8 to-hit. 2d6 pyschic damage on hit.

Fanum Tax: The Rizzlord makes a melee attack. Reach 5ft. +7 to-hit, 3d8+3 necrotic damage. If the attack hits, the Rizzlord heals itself by half the damage done.

Crocs Stomp: The Rizzlord uses the jibbitz in its Crocs to make a melee attack. Reach 5ft. +7 to-hit. 2d6+3 bludgeoning damage.

Bussin' Slang (Recharge 5-6)
The Rizzlord shouts a bussin' word of Gen-Alpha slang, such as GYATT!, and causes creatures in a 30ft cone to make a DC 16 WIS Saving Throw or take 8d8 pyschic damage or half on success.

Legendary Actions

The Rizzlord has 3 legendary actions. It regains all legendary actions at the start of its turn.

Tik-Tok Dance (2 actions)
The Rizzlord begins a Tik-Tok dance. Each creature with 60ft of the Rizzlord that can see it must make a DC 16 WIS Saving Throw or become Stunned until the start of the Rizzlord's next turn. A creature may avert its eyes to avoid the save, but has disadvantage on attacks against the Rizzlord and the Rizzlord's attack have advantage against it.

Spittle-Yeet (1 action)
The Rizzlord spits while putting the rizz on a creature within 30ft of it. It makes a ranged attack against one creature. +7 to-hit 1d12+3 acid damage.

Ohio Attack (1 action)
The Rizzlord makes a melee attack against one creature. Reach 10ft. +8 to-hit. On a hit roll a d4 to determine what the effect is.
1 2d6+4 fire
2 3d4+4 cold
3 1d12+4 magical piercing
4 The targetted creature must make a DC 16 INT Saving Throw. On a failure it must use its reaction to move its full movement away from the Rizzlord and the Rizzlord regains one spent legendary action.

Elk Fact of the Day:

The unicorn is Scotland's national animal.

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Elk Fact of the Day:

The unicorn is Scotland's national animal.

With unicorns I think of CS Lewis' The Last Battle where it's mentioned how deadly a unicorn is.

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Elk Fact of the Day:

The unicorn is Scotland's national animal.

With unicorns I think of CS Lewis' The Last Battle where it's mentioned how deadly a unicorn is.

 Also true in dungeons and dragons.

immortal celestial fey goats with a giant horn on their forehead used for stabbing as well as healing its own wounds, oh and also it’s impossible to catch. Terrifying creatures.