AC/DC makes the best rock music ever and you cannot convince me otherwise. I dare you to even try to.
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Yo, I'm Himy (He/him) not as active as I use to be, but I'm here from time to time. I don't got much else to say.
"From the stars of the inner sea, from the tower of insight, from the four corners of paradise, let them know; their story is filled with blessings. Only those free of sin may pass... Garden of Avalon!”
”The elements coalesce, amalgamate, and bring forth the star that interweaves all creation. Bow down with death! Enuma Elish!”
AC/DC makes the best rock music ever and you cannot convince me otherwise. I dare you to even try to.
queen
Decent attempt, but I rather listen to AC/DC thank you very much. They do make good music though
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Yo, I'm Himy (He/him) not as active as I use to be, but I'm here from time to time. I don't got much else to say.
"From the stars of the inner sea, from the tower of insight, from the four corners of paradise, let them know; their story is filled with blessings. Only those free of sin may pass... Garden of Avalon!”
”The elements coalesce, amalgamate, and bring forth the star that interweaves all creation. Bow down with death! Enuma Elish!”
Yo, I'm Himy (He/him) not as active as I use to be, but I'm here from time to time. I don't got much else to say.
"From the stars of the inner sea, from the tower of insight, from the four corners of paradise, let them know; their story is filled with blessings. Only those free of sin may pass... Garden of Avalon!”
”The elements coalesce, amalgamate, and bring forth the star that interweaves all creation. Bow down with death! Enuma Elish!”
i can hardly host my campaigns because im not getting notifs when people post. i had to pause my second group because of it
If you're on the desktop version you can hover over your pfp for the profile-page access and there's a "Threads" option. I've been using that to see which threads I'm in that have gotten new posts.
I've had Steven He on my mind and created this. Will have to calculate a CR at some point.
Creature: Asian Father Humanoid, Any Lawful Alignment Size: Medium Armor Class: 13 (natural armor) Hit Points: 22 (4d8 + 4) Proficiency Bonus: +2 (pretty sure it'll fall in that range)
STR 10 DEX 14 CON 12 INT 14 WIS 14 CHA 16
Saves: DEX +4, INT +4, WIS +4 Skills: History +4, Arcana +4, Nature +4, Medicine +4, Insight +6
Features
Commanding Presence: The Asian Father does not provoke opportunity effects and his ranged attacks do not have disadvantage imposed on them from nearby hostile creatures.
Bonus Actions
Study Weakness: The Asian father uses his insight to study one creature within 30ft. He makes an Insight roll contested by the target's Deception. On a successful check the target has disadvantage on saves against the Asian Father's Emotional Damage until the start of the Asian Father's next turn.
Actions
Multiattack: The Asian father makes 3 attacks with his Emotional Damage and one with his Shoe if available.
Emotional Damage: Range: 60ft. The Asian Father hurls emotional damage at a target within range. The target must make a DC 13 Wisdom Saving throw or take 2d4 psychic damage, half damage on a successful save. On a failed save the target also has disadvantage on all ability checks and attack rolls until the end of its next turn.
Shoe (Recharge 4-6): The Asian Father hurls a shoe at a target within range. Range 100/300. +4 to-hit dealing 2d8+2 bludgeoning damage on a hit. In addition the target must make an Intelligence Saving throw DC 12 or be stunned until the end of its next turn.
This is the perfect combination of D&D and a silly meme.
Thanks! I'm glad I could brighten some people's day.
And if any of you use the Asian Father in a campaign, please let me know how it goes. I shall feast on your players' emotional damage!
Yo, I'm Himy (He/him) not as active as I use to be, but I'm here from time to time. I don't got much else to say.
"From the stars of the inner sea, from the tower of insight, from the four corners of paradise, let them know; their story is filled with blessings. Only those free of sin may pass... Garden of Avalon!”
”The elements coalesce, amalgamate, and bring forth the star that interweaves all creation. Bow down with death! Enuma Elish!”
Greetings, everyone! I have to write a backstory for said lizardfolk Artificer, yet I'm REALLY bad at writing backstories. Anyone have any ideas for me?
(Notes: according to my DM, the backstory has to be a paragraph and a half at most, and it has to either reference 'the Shattering' (not sure what the Shattering is supposed to be, but I'll ask my DM about it), or a necromancer.)
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Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
AC/DC makes the best rock music ever and you cannot convince me otherwise. I dare you to even try to.
I personally dont think Queen or AC/DC is the best rock band ever, however maybe for like the 70's or 80's, but even then I have a feeling Talking Heads is better overall.
AC/DC is good, I havent done a deep dive into them but they've got some pretty good hits, T.N.T never sat well with me though, the lyrics make him seem like a rapist and the song just isnt the best to me. (Not saying he IS a rapist, but yknow)
If you asked most people (including non rock fans) the best rock band would largely be voted in as Nirvana, Nirvana is a very good band and also has never really left the genre of rock, stuff like Radiohead even though I'm a fan I wouldn't consider the best rock band because they moved on to other genres somewhat. (People might also say The Beatles I also just realized, and The Beatles are amazing stuff on their albums is either great or just ehh, like half of each album is good - masterpieces but some is just like "What?")
I dont know what I would call the best rock band, but its probably not AC/DC.
When reading this take into account my favorite music years are like late late 80's - like 2010's so the 70's and 80's cant really be something I can call the shots on, I'd probably choose Led Zeppelin, Pink Floyd, or Talking Heads for the best 70s/80s stuff though if I had to.
(This whole post has a good point (imo) but sorry for the terrible structure)
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May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
AC/DC makes the best rock music ever and you cannot convince me otherwise. I dare you to even try to.
Yo, I'm Himy (He/him) not as active as I use to be, but I'm here from time to time. I don't got much else to say.
"From the stars of the inner sea, from the tower of insight, from the four corners of paradise, let them know; their story is filled with blessings. Only those free of sin may pass... Garden of Avalon!”
”The elements coalesce, amalgamate, and bring forth the star that interweaves all creation. Bow down with death! Enuma Elish!”
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they/her Always open to chat. Just send me a PM
I am failure and perfection
Without grace, but I am tired
Of walking life like it's a wire
Decent attempt, but I rather listen to AC/DC thank you very much. They do make good music though
Yo, I'm Himy (He/him) not as active as I use to be, but I'm here from time to time. I don't got much else to say.
"From the stars of the inner sea, from the tower of insight, from the four corners of paradise, let them know; their story is filled with blessings. Only those free of sin may pass... Garden of Avalon!”
”The elements coalesce, amalgamate, and bring forth the star that interweaves all creation. Bow down with death! Enuma Elish!”
Eh, they are alright.
Queen or AC/DC?
Yo, I'm Himy (He/him) not as active as I use to be, but I'm here from time to time. I don't got much else to say.
"From the stars of the inner sea, from the tower of insight, from the four corners of paradise, let them know; their story is filled with blessings. Only those free of sin may pass... Garden of Avalon!”
”The elements coalesce, amalgamate, and bring forth the star that interweaves all creation. Bow down with death! Enuma Elish!”
If you're on the desktop version you can hover over your pfp for the profile-page access and there's a "Threads" option. I've been using that to see which threads I'm in that have gotten new posts.
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We Are Modron
Get rickrolled here. Awesome music here. Track 48, 5/23/25, Immaculate Mary
Thanks! I'm glad I could brighten some people's day.
And if any of you use the Asian Father in a campaign, please let me know how it goes. I shall feast on your players' emotional damage!
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Belolonandalogalo, Sunny | Draíocht, Kholias | Eggo Lass, 100 Dungeons
Talorin Tebedi, Vecna: Eve | Cherry, Stormwreck | Chipper, Strahd
We Are Modron
Get rickrolled here. Awesome music here. Track 48, 5/23/25, Immaculate Mary
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We shall now put you through The Trials, each one more daunting and deadlier than the last.
For your first task to see if you shall be worth of redemption you must tame a rabid wolverine.
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We Are Modron
Get rickrolled here. Awesome music here. Track 48, 5/23/25, Immaculate Mary
Both.
*pulls out pack of beer and gestures to Wolverine* “Want some?”
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I am The Grand Envisioner!
Your opinion is semi valid
Yo, I'm Himy (He/him) not as active as I use to be, but I'm here from time to time. I don't got much else to say.
"From the stars of the inner sea, from the tower of insight, from the four corners of paradise, let them know; their story is filled with blessings. Only those free of sin may pass... Garden of Avalon!”
”The elements coalesce, amalgamate, and bring forth the star that interweaves all creation. Bow down with death! Enuma Elish!”
You maniac!
This is a signature. It was a simple signature. But it has been upgraded.
Belolonandalogalo, Sunny | Draíocht, Kholias | Eggo Lass, 100 Dungeons
Talorin Tebedi, Vecna: Eve | Cherry, Stormwreck | Chipper, Strahd
We Are Modron
Get rickrolled here. Awesome music here. Track 48, 5/23/25, Immaculate Mary
Which Wolverine are we talking about here? *Kills a pool, making it dead*
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Greetings, everyone! I have to write a backstory for said lizardfolk Artificer, yet I'm REALLY bad at writing backstories. Anyone have any ideas for me?
(Notes: according to my DM, the backstory has to be a paragraph and a half at most, and it has to either reference 'the Shattering' (not sure what the Shattering is supposed to be, but I'll ask my DM about it), or a necromancer.)
Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
Extended sig
What? Doesn’t he like beer?
Hi, I’m DrakenBrine, here’s my Sig and characters
I am The Grand Envisioner!
That’s where I’m going with this beer joke.
Hi, I’m DrakenBrine, here’s my Sig and characters
I am The Grand Envisioner!
The idea of a rabid drunk wolverine is too terrifying to imagine.
This is a signature. It was a simple signature. But it has been upgraded.
Belolonandalogalo, Sunny | Draíocht, Kholias | Eggo Lass, 100 Dungeons
Talorin Tebedi, Vecna: Eve | Cherry, Stormwreck | Chipper, Strahd
We Are Modron
Get rickrolled here. Awesome music here. Track 48, 5/23/25, Immaculate Mary
I personally dont think Queen or AC/DC is the best rock band ever, however maybe for like the 70's or 80's, but even then I have a feeling Talking Heads is better overall.
AC/DC is good, I havent done a deep dive into them but they've got some pretty good hits, T.N.T never sat well with me though, the lyrics make him seem like a rapist and the song just isnt the best to me. (Not saying he IS a rapist, but yknow)
If you asked most people (including non rock fans) the best rock band would largely be voted in as Nirvana, Nirvana is a very good band and also has never really left the genre of rock, stuff like Radiohead even though I'm a fan I wouldn't consider the best rock band because they moved on to other genres somewhat. (People might also say The Beatles I also just realized, and The Beatles are amazing stuff on their albums is either great or just ehh, like half of each album is good - masterpieces but some is just like "What?")
I dont know what I would call the best rock band, but its probably not AC/DC.
When reading this take into account my favorite music years are like late late 80's - like 2010's so the 70's and 80's cant really be something I can call the shots on, I'd probably choose Led Zeppelin, Pink Floyd, or Talking Heads for the best 70s/80s stuff though if I had to.
(This whole post has a good point (imo) but sorry for the terrible structure)
Bang! Bang! Maxwell's silver hammer came down upon her head
Clang! Clang! Maxwell's silver hammer made sure that she was dead