Hey, what's up yall? Just popping in just this once, being a bit sneaky. Just wanted to say hello! Carso, how's the band going? And Circle, anything with that girl working out for you?
(To anyone that didn't know me when I was here, my parents said I couldn't post anymore, so now I just do it like once a month, real sneaky.)
Hello!
Heyo! What'd I miss? (Also is Circle a lurker too now???)
Um, well, I have no idea what happened to Circle, so... maybe?
Also, Arch made a thread, which was awesome, then made another thread, which was also fun, but killed the first thread.
And some other stuff happened too but I've been procrastinating for this one thing so gotta go byeeeeeeeeee
lol np see ya!!!! (this is my last post for this month, love yall <3, see ya next month! I will be reading last comment for the next week-ish btw, so watch out for my vote-ups!)
also do you possibly happen to know what a cramorant is?
(yes i do know, thats why my name is gulpmissile) Disappears for the month, for realsies this time.
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A young storyteller who wanders the lands of lore, weaving a tale at every request. Has a lot of Cramorants. Major twenty one pilots fan. Certified Joker. Writer of Very Fishy Diaries and huge Lemony Snicket fan. He/him. A Warrior of Words, Vindicator of Vocabulary, Paladin of Poetry, and a Lancer of Language.
Idk a specific favorite book, but my favorite series is still Percy Jackson and the various spinoff series (Heroes of Olympus, Kane Chronicles, Magnus Chase). I haven’t read The Sun and the Star yet, but I have read all the other books Rick Riordan wrote in this universe.
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I really like D&D, especially Ravenloft, Exandria and the Upside Down from Stranger Things. My pronouns are she/they (genderfae).
Uhhh, don't read books... favorite written work is probably "Clandestine" by Entombed or "Are You Dead Yet?" by Children of Bodom
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Hi, I'm Anders. I like wreaking havoc in TTRPGs and listening to Swedish Death Metal. I currently am in the process of starting a campaign, GMed by your's truly. Entombed is a great band, you should check 'em out.
Band's going well, I've got a bassist, drummer, and vocalist lined up and we've met up once but we just have to pick songs to cover and find a place to practice
Also I have decided, once I get a job and have money, I am extending just one more string and buying a 9-string guitar just for fun
yknow, obsession's one of the first steps to becoming good at music. so niceee. also what are the 3 new strings tuned to?
Depends, but for my eight string I drop the three bottom strings to dad so it goes dadadgbe for double drop d. Standard tuning for 9 is c#f#beadgbe
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Idk I'm just a guy ig
I like Warlocks
I like guitars (coming up on my fifth year of playing!)
I want to be a musician/stay-at-home dad when I grow up
Recently obsessing over Warhammer 40k, specifically the T’au empire
Band's going well, I've got a bassist, drummer, and vocalist lined up and we've met up once but we just have to pick songs to cover and find a place to practice
Also I have decided, once I get a job and have money, I am extending just one more string and buying a 9-string guitar just for fun
yknow, obsession's one of the first steps to becoming good at music. so niceee. also what are the 3 new strings tuned to?
Depends, but for my eight string I drop the three bottom strings to dad so it goes dadadgbe for double drop d. Standard tuning for 9 is c#f#beadgbe
You play guitar? What style music?
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Hi, I'm Anders. I like wreaking havoc in TTRPGs and listening to Swedish Death Metal. I currently am in the process of starting a campaign, GMed by your's truly. Entombed is a great band, you should check 'em out.
Hey, what's up yall? Just popping in just this once, being a bit sneaky. Just wanted to say hello! Carso, how's the band going? And Circle, anything with that girl working out for you?
(To anyone that didn't know me when I was here, my parents said I couldn't post anymore, so now I just do it like once a month, real sneaky.)
Hello!
Heyo! What'd I miss? (Also is Circle a lurker too now???)
Um, well, I have no idea what happened to Circle, so... maybe?
Also, Arch made a thread, which was awesome, then made another thread, which was also fun, but killed the first thread.
And some other stuff happened too but I've been procrastinating for this one thing so gotta go byeeeeeeeeee
lol np see ya!!!! (this is my last post for this month, love yall <3, see ya next month! I will be reading last comment for the next week-ish btw, so watch out for my vote-ups!)
also do you possibly happen to know what a cramorant is?
(yes i do know, thats why my name is gulpmissile) Disappears for the month, for realsies this time.
To answer Gulp’s questions I am a semi-self inflicted lurker. I still post but not as often as I used to on here. And about my crush. It is going horrible so far, I can’t talk to her, but hopefully tomorrow. I have art class and I sit at a table with her and her best friend. Her best friend was absent today, so I might sit alone with her at that table tomorrow!
If you don’t know where I am, I’m either sleeping or roleplaying. If I’m doing neither of those things, except the worst. (Do not actually expect the worst) If you need to talk then PM me. Head Acolyte of The Tree Cult.
Spider Climb. The snake can climb difficult surfaces, including along ceilings, without needing to make an ability check.
Beyond The Outer Planes. The snake's mind cannot be read, spells under 5th level cannot damage or effect it unless it wishes to be effected, and it is immune to all attacks from non-magical weapons.
Actions
Bite. Melee Attack Roll:+7, reach 5 ft. Hit: 12 (1d12 + 6) Piercing damage plus 20 (3d12+2) Poison damage.
Sliced Mind. Melee Attack Roll:+4, reach 5 ft. Hit: The target's maximum health is reduced by one third (Rounded down) for an hour. This can only affect a target once per hour, and if it misses, the target is immune to Sliced Mind for the next 24 hours.
Constrict.Strength Saving Throw: DC 18, one Huge or smaller creature the snake can see within 15 feet. Failure: 30 (4d10 + 10) Bludgeoning damage, and the target has the Grappled condition (escape DC 18).
Swallow. The snake swallows a Large or smaller target it is grappling. While swallowed, the target isn’t Grappled but has the Blinded and Restrained conditions, and it has Total Cover against attacks and other effects outside the snake. While swallowing the target, the snake can’t use Bite, and if the snake dies, the swallowed target is no longer Restrained and can escape from the corpse using 5 feet of movement, exiting with the Prone condition.
At the end of the snake’s next turn, the swallowed target takes 24 (4d12) Acid damage. If that damage doesn’t kill it, the snake is still swallowing, dealing the damage again at the end of all of the snakes turns.
Spellcasting. The snake casts one of the following spells, using Intelligence as the spellcasting ability (spell save DC 19):
Rampage (1/Day). Immediately after dealing damage to a creature that was already Bloodied, the snake can move up to half its Speed, and it makes one Bite attack.
Band's going well, I've got a bassist, drummer, and vocalist lined up and we've met up once but we just have to pick songs to cover and find a place to practice
Also I have decided, once I get a job and have money, I am extending just one more string and buying a 9-string guitar just for fun
yknow, obsession's one of the first steps to becoming good at music. so niceee. also what are the 3 new strings tuned to?
Depends, but for my eight string I drop the three bottom strings to dad so it goes dadadgbe for double drop d. Standard tuning for 9 is c#f#beadgbe
You play guitar? What style music?
If it isn't obvious from my disgusting number of strings, I play metal, specifically the prog, djent, and thall subgenres (with little splashes of metalcore influence here and there) so basically just super heavy super low tuned extremely technical noisy riff based stuff
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Idk I'm just a guy ig
I like Warlocks
I like guitars (coming up on my fifth year of playing!)
I want to be a musician/stay-at-home dad when I grow up
Recently obsessing over Warhammer 40k, specifically the T’au empire
If you don’t know where I am, I’m either sleeping or roleplaying. If I’m doing neither of those things, except the worst. (Do not actually expect the worst) If you need to talk then PM me. Head Acolyte of The Tree Cult.
I'm fry, and I make doodles. That's why they call me FRY DOODLES. Also no pressure but check out my YouTube channel (Fry Doodles) Soli Deo Gloria(Sed servus eius crustulum vult) I'm a disabled, neurodivergent, artsy dumpster fire, and somewhat of a clown. But, I'm also god's favorite princess and the most interesting girl in the world. Crafter of Constellations, vocaloid enjoyer, waluigi’s #1 fan, space alien, your favorite pretty boy, and certified silly goose
Band's going well, I've got a bassist, drummer, and vocalist lined up and we've met up once but we just have to pick songs to cover and find a place to practice
Also I have decided, once I get a job and have money, I am extending just one more string and buying a 9-string guitar just for fun
yknow, obsession's one of the first steps to becoming good at music. so niceee. also what are the 3 new strings tuned to?
Depends, but for my eight string I drop the three bottom strings to dad so it goes dadadgbe for double drop d. Standard tuning for 9 is c#f#beadgbe
You play guitar? What style music?
If it isn't obvious from my disgusting number of strings, I play metal, specifically the prog, djent, and thall subgenres (with little splashes of metalcore influence here and there) so basically just super heavy super low tuned extremely technical noisy riff based stuff
Nice! I'm a death metalhead myself, specifically european stuff like Entombed, as well as melodeath, such as Children of Bodom, Soilwork, Insomnium and the like. I play guitar as well, mostly solo improvisational stuff.
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Hi, I'm Anders. I like wreaking havoc in TTRPGs and listening to Swedish Death Metal. I currently am in the process of starting a campaign, GMed by your's truly. Entombed is a great band, you should check 'em out.
Peace, love, and death metal my friends
-Anders
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Hello!
Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
There, General Kenobi!
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What's everyone fav book?
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My fav. book is ""Patufet, the little boi""
My Ready-to-rock&roll chars:
Dertinus Tristany // Amilcar Barca // Vicenç Sacrarius // Oriol Deulofeu // Grovtuk
(yes i do know, thats why my name is gulpmissile) Disappears for the month, for realsies this time.
A young storyteller who wanders the lands of lore, weaving a tale at every request. Has a lot of Cramorants. Major twenty one pilots fan. Certified Joker. Writer of Very Fishy Diaries and huge Lemony Snicket fan. He/him. A Warrior of Words, Vindicator of Vocabulary, Paladin of Poetry, and a Lancer of Language.
LOYAL FOLLOWER OF JEFF! PRAISE JEFF!!!
The Loom(my first thread)
Idk a specific favorite book, but my favorite series is still Percy Jackson and the various spinoff series (Heroes of Olympus, Kane Chronicles, Magnus Chase). I haven’t read The Sun and the Star yet, but I have read all the other books Rick Riordan wrote in this universe.
I really like D&D, especially Ravenloft, Exandria and the Upside Down from Stranger Things. My pronouns are she/they (genderfae).
I don't really have a favorite book, I do like light novels though. A nice easy read if I was bored.
WELP
Why do soooo many people hate this font :(
Mines "The Shining"
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I have read too many to pick
they/her Always open to chat. Just send me a PM
I am failure and perfection
Without grace, but I am tired
Of walking life like it's a wire
Uhhh, don't read books... favorite written work is probably "Clandestine" by Entombed or "Are You Dead Yet?" by Children of Bodom
Hi, I'm Anders. I like wreaking havoc in TTRPGs and listening to Swedish Death Metal. I currently am in the process of starting a campaign, GMed by your's truly. Entombed is a great band, you should check 'em out.
Peace, love, and death metal my friends
-Anders
Depends, but for my eight string I drop the three bottom strings to dad so it goes dadadgbe for double drop d. Standard tuning for 9 is c#f#beadgbe
Idk I'm just a guy ig
I like Warlocks
I like guitars (coming up on my fifth year of playing!)
I want to be a musician/stay-at-home dad when I grow up
Recently obsessing over Warhammer 40k, specifically the T’au empire
You play guitar? What style music?
Hi, I'm Anders. I like wreaking havoc in TTRPGs and listening to Swedish Death Metal. I currently am in the process of starting a campaign, GMed by your's truly. Entombed is a great band, you should check 'em out.
Peace, love, and death metal my friends
-Anders
To answer Gulp’s questions I am a semi-self inflicted lurker. I still post but not as often as I used to on here. And about my crush. It is going horrible so far, I can’t talk to her, but hopefully tomorrow. I have art class and I sit at a table with her and her best friend. Her best friend was absent today, so I might sit alone with her at that table tomorrow!
Lightning flashes, it creates ash. The ash forms a human.
If you don’t know where I am, I’m either sleeping or roleplaying. If I’m doing neither of those things, except the worst. (Do not actually expect the worst) If you need to talk then PM me. Head Acolyte of The Tree Cult.
Sword Art Online
its about video game players getting stuck in a digital world via a high-tech VR Headset.
This book series has some language and some inappropriate scenes.
Check these out: My Imgur Page, My Deviant Art
Yo anyone want my murder snake warlock from beyond the planes for 6e so far?
Spider Climb. The snake can climb difficult surfaces, including along ceilings, without needing to make an ability check.
Beyond The Outer Planes. The snake's mind cannot be read, spells under 5th level cannot damage or effect it unless it wishes to be effected, and it is immune to all attacks from non-magical weapons.
Bite. Melee Attack Roll: +7, reach 5 ft. Hit: 12 (1d12 + 6) Piercing damage plus 20 (3d12+2) Poison damage.
Sliced Mind. Melee Attack Roll: +4, reach 5 ft. Hit: The target's maximum health is reduced by one third (Rounded down) for an hour. This can only affect a target once per hour, and if it misses, the target is immune to Sliced Mind for the next 24 hours.
Constrict. Strength Saving Throw: DC 18, one Huge or smaller creature the snake can see within 15 feet. Failure: 30 (4d10 + 10) Bludgeoning damage, and the target has the Grappled condition (escape DC 18).
Swallow. The snake swallows a Large or smaller target it is grappling. While swallowed, the target isn’t Grappled but has the Blinded and Restrained conditions, and it has Total Cover against attacks and other effects outside the snake. While swallowing the target, the snake can’t use Bite, and if the snake dies, the swallowed target is no longer Restrained and can escape from the corpse using 5 feet of movement, exiting with the Prone condition.
At the end of the snake’s next turn, the swallowed target takes 24 (4d12) Acid damage. If that damage doesn’t kill it, the snake is still swallowing, dealing the damage again at the end of all of the snakes turns.
Spellcasting. The snake casts one of the following spells, using Intelligence as the spellcasting ability (spell save DC 19):
At Will: Minor Illusion Detect Magic, Guiding Bolt (level 3 version), Shapechange, Blindness/Deafness, Faerie Fire, Grease, Mage Hand (the hand is Invisible)
1/Day Each: Dream, Mending, Mind Spike (level 4 version), Modify Memory, Dispel Evil and Good, Plane Shift, See Invisibility
Rampage (1/Day). Immediately after dealing damage to a creature that was already Bloodied, the snake can move up to half its Speed, and it makes one Bite attack.
Sig but long ^w^
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Henlo, I am a pan, NB, chaotic ADHD mess of a furry.
I am also a eepy eeper, who likes WoF, WC, and fire.
If it isn't obvious from my disgusting number of strings, I play metal, specifically the prog, djent, and thall subgenres (with little splashes of metalcore influence here and there) so basically just super heavy super low tuned extremely technical noisy riff based stuff
Idk I'm just a guy ig
I like Warlocks
I like guitars (coming up on my fifth year of playing!)
I want to be a musician/stay-at-home dad when I grow up
Recently obsessing over Warhammer 40k, specifically the T’au empire
Hopefully in art class me sitting alone with my crush won’t be awkward.
Lightning flashes, it creates ash. The ash forms a human.
If you don’t know where I am, I’m either sleeping or roleplaying. If I’m doing neither of those things, except the worst. (Do not actually expect the worst) If you need to talk then PM me. Head Acolyte of The Tree Cult.
Hey advefrt for my new thread anda also a meme
I'm fry, and I make doodles. That's why they call me FRY DOODLES. Also no pressure but check out my YouTube channel (Fry Doodles)
Soli Deo Gloria(Sed servus eius crustulum vult)
I'm a disabled, neurodivergent, artsy dumpster fire, and somewhat of a clown. But, I'm also god's favorite princess and the most interesting girl in the world.
Crafter of Constellations, vocaloid enjoyer, waluigi’s #1 fan, space alien, your favorite pretty boy, and certified silly goose
Nice! I'm a death metalhead myself, specifically european stuff like Entombed, as well as melodeath, such as Children of Bodom, Soilwork, Insomnium and the like. I play guitar as well, mostly solo improvisational stuff.
Hi, I'm Anders. I like wreaking havoc in TTRPGs and listening to Swedish Death Metal. I currently am in the process of starting a campaign, GMed by your's truly. Entombed is a great band, you should check 'em out.
Peace, love, and death metal my friends
-Anders