Decided to take a gander at the Dark Dungeons (Jack Chick tract on D&D) movie adaptation. I'm only ~10 minutes in and it's already far more hilarious than I could've imagined.
For reference to the uninitiated, Chick had a lot of tracts he wrote/drew with fairly extreme/fringe views. And one of them, Dark Dungeons, tied D&D to satanism. The people that then sought permission to make a live action version of it decided that the best way to parody the tract was by playing it 100% straight. And it's got me laughing quite hard!
Decided to take a gander at the Dark Dungeons (Jack Chick tract on D&D) movie adaptation. I'm only ~10 minutes in and it's already far more hilarious than I could've imagined.
For reference to the uninitiated, Chick had a lot of tracts he wrote/drew with fairly extreme/fringe views. And one of them, Dark Dungeons, tied D&D to satanism. The people that then sought permission to make a live action version of it decided that the best way to parody the tract was by playing it 100% straight. And it's got me laughing quite hard!
(RPG! RPG! RPG!)
Wait they have a movie on this? Wow...fringe views for the comedy Oscars!
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That's interesting....Now time to attempt to try to sleep
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rat knight hath been created, however I haven't published it yet :P
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SO, you know how I made rat baron, right? I decided to made a rat for EVERY SINGLE rank of nobility =] That means, rat knight, These rats (WHICH DO WEAR PLATE ARMOR.) usually go in swarms, and they follow the orders of the rank of rat nobility above them
That's interesting....Now time to attempt to try to sleep
He's back! How goes it (if you're not asleep already?)
rat knight hath been created, however I haven't published it yet :P
Tell me more...
SO, you know how I made rat baron, right? I decided to made a rat for EVERY SINGLE rank of nobility =] That means, rat knight, These rats (WHICH DO WEAR PLATE ARMOR.) usually go in swarms, and they follow the orders of the rank of rat nobility above them
Rat :3
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Your local friendly stupid doop!
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake! I am a minor so you will do none of that (GP) with me! I use He/They pronouns :3
That's interesting....Now time to attempt to try to sleep
He's back! How goes it (if you're not asleep already?)
rat knight hath been created, however I haven't published it yet :P
Tell me more...
SO, you know how I made rat baron, right? I decided to made a rat for EVERY SINGLE rank of nobility =] That means, rat knight, These rats (WHICH DO WEAR PLATE ARMOR.) usually go in swarms, and they follow the orders of the rank of rat nobility above them
Idea for a campaign based upon this (maybe run it on the PbP forums if you have the time, I'd join): Essentially the old "Honey, I Shrunk the Kids" trope -- perhaps, after a night of drinking, the party is shrunk by a wizard after a bad night of drinking. Now, they're miniscule, washed away into the sewers in a storm. Fight rats, cats, and bats (not mice! mice are peaceful!), and climb the levels to get out!
Rat, cat, bat, mat, that, ****, prat, flat, fat, hat, gnat. (idk)
That's interesting....Now time to attempt to try to sleep
He's back! How goes it (if you're not asleep already?)
rat knight hath been created, however I haven't published it yet :P
Tell me more...
SO, you know how I made rat baron, right? I decided to made a rat for EVERY SINGLE rank of nobility =] That means, rat knight, These rats (WHICH DO WEAR PLATE ARMOR.) usually go in swarms, and they follow the orders of the rank of rat nobility above them
Idea for a campaign based upon this (maybe run it on the PbP forums if you have the time, I'd join): Essentially the old "Honey, I Shrunk the Kids" trope -- perhaps, after a night of drinking, the party is shrunk by a wizard after a bad night of drinking. Now, they're miniscule, washed away into the sewers in a storm. Fight rats, cats, and bats (not mice! mice are peaceful!), and climb the levels to get out!
That actually sounds cool (although the monster sheet I made for RAT GOD won't work with that...hmmm)
That's interesting....Now time to attempt to try to sleep
He's back! How goes it (if you're not asleep already?)
rat knight hath been created, however I haven't published it yet :P
Tell me more...
SO, you know how I made rat baron, right? I decided to made a rat for EVERY SINGLE rank of nobility =] That means, rat knight, These rats (WHICH DO WEAR PLATE ARMOR.) usually go in swarms, and they follow the orders of the rank of rat nobility above them
Idea for a campaign based upon this (maybe run it on the PbP forums if you have the time, I'd join): Essentially the old "Honey, I Shrunk the Kids" trope -- perhaps, after a night of drinking, the party is shrunk by a wizard after a bad night of drinking. Now, they're miniscule, washed away into the sewers in a storm. Fight rats, cats, and bats (not mice! mice are peaceful!), and climb the levels to get out!
That actually sounds cool (although the monster sheet I made for RAT GOD won't work with that...hmmm)
That's interesting....Now time to attempt to try to sleep
He's back! How goes it (if you're not asleep already?)
rat knight hath been created, however I haven't published it yet :P
Tell me more...
SO, you know how I made rat baron, right? I decided to made a rat for EVERY SINGLE rank of nobility =] That means, rat knight, These rats (WHICH DO WEAR PLATE ARMOR.) usually go in swarms, and they follow the orders of the rank of rat nobility above them
Idea for a campaign based upon this (maybe run it on the PbP forums if you have the time, I'd join): Essentially the old "Honey, I Shrunk the Kids" trope -- perhaps, after a night of drinking, the party is shrunk by a wizard after a bad night of drinking. Now, they're miniscule, washed away into the sewers in a storm. Fight rats, cats, and bats (not mice! mice are peaceful!), and climb the levels to get out!
That actually sounds cool (although the monster sheet I made for RAT GOD won't work with that...hmmm)
That's interesting....Now time to attempt to try to sleep
He's back! How goes it (if you're not asleep already?)
rat knight hath been created, however I haven't published it yet :P
Tell me more...
SO, you know how I made rat baron, right? I decided to made a rat for EVERY SINGLE rank of nobility =] That means, rat knight, These rats (WHICH DO WEAR PLATE ARMOR.) usually go in swarms, and they follow the orders of the rank of rat nobility above them
Idea for a campaign based upon this (maybe run it on the PbP forums if you have the time, I'd join): Essentially the old "Honey, I Shrunk the Kids" trope -- perhaps, after a night of drinking, the party is shrunk by a wizard after a bad night of drinking. Now, they're miniscule, washed away into the sewers in a storm. Fight rats, cats, and bats (not mice! mice are peaceful!), and climb the levels to get out!
That actually sounds cool (although the monster sheet I made for RAT GOD won't work with that...hmmm)
That's interesting....Now time to attempt to try to sleep
He's back! How goes it (if you're not asleep already?)
rat knight hath been created, however I haven't published it yet :P
Tell me more...
SO, you know how I made rat baron, right? I decided to made a rat for EVERY SINGLE rank of nobility =] That means, rat knight, These rats (WHICH DO WEAR PLATE ARMOR.) usually go in swarms, and they follow the orders of the rank of rat nobility above them
Idea for a campaign based upon this (maybe run it on the PbP forums if you have the time, I'd join): Essentially the old "Honey, I Shrunk the Kids" trope -- perhaps, after a night of drinking, the party is shrunk by a wizard after a bad night of drinking. Now, they're miniscule, washed away into the sewers in a storm. Fight rats, cats, and bats (not mice! mice are peaceful!), and climb the levels to get out!
That actually sounds cool (although the monster sheet I made for RAT GOD won't work with that...hmmm)
Similar. Just caught a cold going around the family, but I'm making the trek to school for one more day to get a few more things done. Been coughing most of the day, which is rather foreboding...
That's interesting....Now time to attempt to try to sleep
He's back! How goes it (if you're not asleep already?)
rat knight hath been created, however I haven't published it yet :P
Tell me more...
SO, you know how I made rat baron, right? I decided to made a rat for EVERY SINGLE rank of nobility =] That means, rat knight, These rats (WHICH DO WEAR PLATE ARMOR.) usually go in swarms, and they follow the orders of the rank of rat nobility above them
Idea for a campaign based upon this (maybe run it on the PbP forums if you have the time, I'd join): Essentially the old "Honey, I Shrunk the Kids" trope -- perhaps, after a night of drinking, the party is shrunk by a wizard after a bad night of drinking. Now, they're miniscule, washed away into the sewers in a storm. Fight rats, cats, and bats (not mice! mice are peaceful!), and climb the levels to get out!
That actually sounds cool (although the monster sheet I made for RAT GOD won't work with that...hmmm)
Similar. Just caught a cold going around the family, but I'm making the trek to school for one more day to get a few more things done. Been coughing most of the day, which is rather foreboding...
Oof. Knowing you're gonna be sick but not being there is always a pain.
Very much true. Communism is amazing, just it's impossible to get it to work.
thanks isaac! how's it going for you?
Build us a door
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Lights are on
But nobody's home...
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Its fine, u
your pfp is studio ghibli :>
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gotta love My Neighbor Totoro (i'm not gonna lie it's like one of two ghibli movies i've watched - I've been meaning to get around to that)...
oof I feel like my brain's gonna make tomorrow sad for me...
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You should watch the one with the tiny people if you haven't
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People who aren't from here or DeviantArt might know me from various games or might know me as Dino on some of those games
I will go by these if ya wanna say something nicknames: Dinao, Diano, Or Dino
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sounds good I’ll put it on my watchlist
Build us a door
And rest here with me
Lights are on
But nobody's home...
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@Welockes, new pfp is nice.
@Gen,
Decided to take a gander at the Dark Dungeons (Jack Chick tract on D&D) movie adaptation. I'm only ~10 minutes in and it's already far more hilarious than I could've imagined.
For reference to the uninitiated, Chick had a lot of tracts he wrote/drew with fairly extreme/fringe views. And one of them, Dark Dungeons, tied D&D to satanism. The people that then sought permission to make a live action version of it decided that the best way to parody the tract was by playing it 100% straight. And it's got me laughing quite hard!
(RPG! RPG! RPG!)
This is a signature. It was a simple signature. But it has been upgraded.
Belolonandalogalo, Sunny
Eggo Lass, Bone and Oblivion | Tendilius Mondhaven Paxaramus, Drakkenheim
Karl Erikson, No Guts No Glory | Chipper, Curse of Strahd
Silverwood Group 1 | Silverwood Group 2
Get rickrolled here. Awesome music here. Track 52, 12/23/25, O Holy Night
Wait they have a movie on this? Wow...fringe views for the comedy Oscars!
Build us a door
And rest here with me
Lights are on
But nobody's home...
extended sig
That's interesting....Now time to attempt to try to sleep
WELP
Why do soooo many people hate this font :(
He's back! How goes it (if you're not asleep already?)
Build us a door
And rest here with me
Lights are on
But nobody's home...
extended sig
rat knight hath been created, however I haven't published it yet :P
WELP
Why do soooo many people hate this font :(
Tell me more...
Build us a door
And rest here with me
Lights are on
But nobody's home...
extended sig
SO, you know how I made rat baron, right? I decided to made a rat for EVERY SINGLE rank of nobility =] That means, rat knight, These rats (WHICH DO WEAR PLATE ARMOR.) usually go in swarms, and they follow the orders of the rank of rat nobility above them
WELP
Why do soooo many people hate this font :(
Rat :3
Your local friendly stupid doop!
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake! I am a minor so you will do none of that (GP) with me! I use He/They pronouns :3
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Idea for a campaign based upon this (maybe run it on the PbP forums if you have the time, I'd join): Essentially the old "Honey, I Shrunk the Kids" trope -- perhaps, after a night of drinking, the party is shrunk by a wizard after a bad night of drinking. Now, they're miniscule, washed away into the sewers in a storm. Fight rats, cats, and bats (not mice! mice are peaceful!), and climb the levels to get out!
Rat, cat, bat, mat, that, ****, prat, flat, fat, hat, gnat. (idk)
Build us a door
And rest here with me
Lights are on
But nobody's home...
extended sig
That actually sounds cool (although the monster sheet I made for RAT GOD won't work with that...hmmm)
WELP
Why do soooo many people hate this font :(
If they're shrunk they must fight Onyx.
This is a signature. It was a simple signature. But it has been upgraded.
Belolonandalogalo, Sunny
Eggo Lass, Bone and Oblivion | Tendilius Mondhaven Paxaramus, Drakkenheim
Karl Erikson, No Guts No Glory | Chipper, Curse of Strahd
Silverwood Group 1 | Silverwood Group 2
Get rickrolled here. Awesome music here. Track 52, 12/23/25, O Holy Night
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Hi Vitus! How's it going?
Build us a door
And rest here with me
Lights are on
But nobody's home...
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Doing alright. Little tired.
You?
This is a signature. It was a simple signature. But it has been upgraded.
Belolonandalogalo, Sunny
Eggo Lass, Bone and Oblivion | Tendilius Mondhaven Paxaramus, Drakkenheim
Karl Erikson, No Guts No Glory | Chipper, Curse of Strahd
Silverwood Group 1 | Silverwood Group 2
Get rickrolled here. Awesome music here. Track 52, 12/23/25, O Holy Night
Similar. Just caught a cold going around the family, but I'm making the trek to school for one more day to get a few more things done. Been coughing most of the day, which is rather foreboding...
Build us a door
And rest here with me
Lights are on
But nobody's home...
extended sig
Oof. Knowing you're gonna be sick but not being there is always a pain.
This is a signature. It was a simple signature. But it has been upgraded.
Belolonandalogalo, Sunny
Eggo Lass, Bone and Oblivion | Tendilius Mondhaven Paxaramus, Drakkenheim
Karl Erikson, No Guts No Glory | Chipper, Curse of Strahd
Silverwood Group 1 | Silverwood Group 2
Get rickrolled here. Awesome music here. Track 52, 12/23/25, O Holy Night