Also, was able to see Heroes of Faerun and this part of the Banneret stuck out to me.
Polyglot. You learn one language from the language tables in the Player’s Handbook or chapter 2 of this book. When you finish a Long Rest, you can replace a language learned from this benefit with another language you have heard, seen signed, or read in the past 24 hours.
Now I know the swapping out is a balance thing so you don't just learn every single language there is. But it strikes me as a hugely funny.
John: Yo, Greg? I didn't know you could speak Goblin. Greg: I can't. John: But you were speaking it yesterday! Greg: Yes. And? John: Well learning a language takes lots of effort to get it all in you. Surely you must still be able to speak it! Greg: I forgot. John: WHAT? Greg: I forgot how to speak Goblin. It's nothing but nonsense to me now. John: YOU WROTE A 5-BOOK TREATISE IN THE LANGUAGE! Greg: And I forgot it too! John: I can't believe this. Greg: (in Primordial) Me neither.
This sounds like the kind of conversation I have with my brother.
Really, really odd, silly, and also relatable.
Edit: Well, our conversations aren't as relatable.
Also, was able to see Heroes of Faerun and this part of the Banneret stuck out to me.
Polyglot. You learn one language from the language tables in the Player’s Handbook or chapter 2 of this book. When you finish a Long Rest, you can replace a language learned from this benefit with another language you have heard, seen signed, or read in the past 24 hours.
Now I know the swapping out is a balance thing so you don't just learn every single language there is. But it strikes me as a hugely funny.
John: Yo, Greg? I didn't know you could speak Goblin. Greg: I can't. John: But you were speaking it yesterday! Greg: Yes. And? John: Well learning a language takes lots of effort to get it all in you. Surely you must still be able to speak it! Greg: I forgot. John: WHAT? Greg: I forgot how to speak Goblin. It's nothing but nonsense to me now. John: YOU WROTE A 5-BOOK TREATISE IN THE LANGUAGE! Greg: And I forgot it too! John: I can't believe this. Greg: (in Primordial) Me neither.
This sounds like the kind of conversation I have with my brother.
Really, really odd, silly, and also relatable.
I must hear more. Since this intrigues me.
And to share from me, I know the way my father and I talk can definitely be lost in translation and misinterpreted as hating eating rather than silly banter. (We like to rib on each other affectionately. I'll point out his lack of hair or be like, "Remind me why I love you in the first place." He'll egg at me.)
And to share from me, I know the way my father and I talk can definitely be lost in translation and misinterpreted as hating eating rather than silly banter. (We like to rib on each other affectionately. I'll point out his lack of hair or be like, "Remind me why I love you in the first place." He'll egg at me.)
Well, yesterday, we had this conversation (I was a little out of it then...):
Me: "Did you make the apple cider yet?"
Him: "Yes."
Me: "Is it this murderhole serum in the fridge?"
*I use 'murderhole' to mean dungeons made to kill characters.*
And to share from me, I know the way my father and I talk can definitely be lost in translation and misinterpreted as hating eating rather than silly banter. (We like to rib on each other affectionately. I'll point out his lack of hair or be like, "Remind me why I love you in the first place." He'll egg at me.)
Well, yesterday, we had this conversation (I was a little out of it then...):
Me: "Did you make the apple cider yet?"
Him: "Yes."
Me: "Is it this murderhole serum in the fridge?"
*I use 'murderhole' to mean dungeons made to kill characters.*
A murder hole is what’s on castles for archers to shoot out of in pretty sure, on the outside it’s a little slit but on the inside you can get a lot of angles to shoot out if
. Just looked it up, it’s a hole in the ceiling to shoot or dump stuff onto the enemy from
And to share from me, I know the way my father and I talk can definitely be lost in translation and misinterpreted as hating eating rather than silly banter. (We like to rib on each other affectionately. I'll point out his lack of hair or be like, "Remind me why I love you in the first place." He'll egg at me.)
Well, yesterday, we had this conversation (I was a little out of it then...):
Me: "Did you make the apple cider yet?"
Him: "Yes."
Me: "Is it this murderhole serum in the fridge?"
*I use 'murderhole' to mean dungeons made to kill characters.*
A murder hole is what’s on castles for archers to shoot out of in pretty sure, on the outside it’s a little slit but on the inside you can get a lot of angles to shoot out if
. Just looked it up, it’s a hole in the ceiling to shoot or dump stuff onto the enemy from
Yep. The archer stuff would be arrow slits.
And generally they'd loose arrows from a few feet away from the slit for better accuracy. (See some demonstrations of medieval weaponry; can be fun.)
My online big sib is fry_doodles, they’re awesome!
My best friendos: TheGatoLover, Bananer28046, and I’m probably forgetting some… Arboreal Masterpiece and Sorlock Fanatic! Ace (part of the garlic bread cult), Demiaro, genderfluid, and a pan pancake! :3 Bye bye!
Nebularoace they/them call me Foalin “No doubt I’ll tire of this eventually, but for now… I am content.” -Murtagh ALL HAIL MERLIN! [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] = [roll][roll:-6]+[roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
Nebularoace they/them call me Foalin “No doubt I’ll tire of this eventually, but for now… I am content.” -Murtagh ALL HAIL MERLIN! [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] = [roll][roll:-6]+[roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
My online big sib is fry_doodles, they’re awesome!
My best friendos: TheGatoLover, Bananer28046, and I’m probably forgetting some… Arboreal Masterpiece and Sorlock Fanatic! Ace (part of the garlic bread cult), Demiaro, genderfluid, and a pan pancake! :3 Bye bye!
Nebularoace they/them call me Foalin “No doubt I’ll tire of this eventually, but for now… I am content.” -Murtagh ALL HAIL MERLIN! [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] = [roll][roll:-6]+[roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
This sounds like the kind of conversation I have with my brother.
Really, really odd, silly, and also relatable.
Edit: Well, our conversations aren't as relatable.
Here's a link to my Discord thing: The Dorky Dragon Tavern
"Avoid roasted cabbage, do not eat earwax, and look on the bright side of life." -Angela
this is Gato's way. [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] = [roll][roll:-6]+[roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
Hello, all! Foalin is my familiar, after a little conversation...
extended sig(click it): :3
I must hear more. Since this intrigues me.
And to share from me, I know the way my father and I talk can definitely be lost in translation and misinterpreted as hating eating rather than silly banter. (We like to rib on each other affectionately. I'll point out his lack of hair or be like, "Remind me why I love you in the first place." He'll egg at me.)
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Karl Erikson, No Guts No Glory | Chipper, Curse of Strahd
Silverwood Group 1 | Silverwood Group 2
Get rickrolled here. Awesome music here. Track 52, 12/23/25, O Holy Night
Well, yesterday, we had this conversation (I was a little out of it then...):
Me: "Did you make the apple cider yet?"
Him: "Yes."
Me: "Is it this murderhole serum in the fridge?"
*I use 'murderhole' to mean dungeons made to kill characters.*
Here's a link to my Discord thing: The Dorky Dragon Tavern
"Avoid roasted cabbage, do not eat earwax, and look on the bright side of life." -Angela
this is Gato's way. [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] = [roll][roll:-6]+[roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
Hello, all! Foalin is my familiar, after a little conversation...
extended sig(click it): :3
Well since you mentioned you'll be going in the other thread,
May your fortunes be ever bright and your locklaces never loose.
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Belolonandalogalo, Sunny
Eggo Lass, Bone and Oblivion | Tendilius Mondhaven Paxaramus, Drakkenheim
Karl Erikson, No Guts No Glory | Chipper, Curse of Strahd
Silverwood Group 1 | Silverwood Group 2
Get rickrolled here. Awesome music here. Track 52, 12/23/25, O Holy Night
A murder hole is what’s on castles for archers to shoot out of in pretty sure, on the outside it’s a little slit but on the inside you can get a lot of angles to shoot out if
. Just looked it up, it’s a hole in the ceiling to shoot or dump stuff onto the enemy from
(not that the way you use it is wrong)
Yep. The archer stuff would be arrow slits.
And generally they'd loose arrows from a few feet away from the slit for better accuracy. (See some demonstrations of medieval weaponry; can be fun.)
This is a signature. It was a simple signature. But it has been upgraded.
Belolonandalogalo, Sunny
Eggo Lass, Bone and Oblivion | Tendilius Mondhaven Paxaramus, Drakkenheim
Karl Erikson, No Guts No Glory | Chipper, Curse of Strahd
Silverwood Group 1 | Silverwood Group 2
Get rickrolled here. Awesome music here. Track 52, 12/23/25, O Holy Night
Ello people of last comment wins
Heyo, I’m Starry, aka Aspen!
My hobbies: reading, crocheting, tennis, murder, arson, homicide :3 Pronouns: any!
My online big sib is fry_doodles, they’re awesome!
My best friendos: TheGatoLover, Bananer28046, and I’m probably forgetting some… Arboreal Masterpiece and Sorlock Fanatic! Ace (part of the garlic bread cult), Demiaro, genderfluid, and a pan pancake! :3 Bye bye!
Hello. Aspen!
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Belolonandalogalo, Sunny
Eggo Lass, Bone and Oblivion | Tendilius Mondhaven Paxaramus, Drakkenheim
Karl Erikson, No Guts No Glory | Chipper, Curse of Strahd
Silverwood Group 1 | Silverwood Group 2
Get rickrolled here. Awesome music here. Track 52, 12/23/25, O Holy Night
Ah, that’s a shame, DnD (I assume you mean ttrpgs in general) is fun.
good to see you round though Blackbear
hi peoples!
Nebularoace they/them call me Foalin
“No doubt I’ll tire of this eventually, but for now… I am content.” -Murtagh
ALL HAIL MERLIN! [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] = [roll][roll:-6]+[roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
Hello all! I am Golden_Axolotl_Dragon's familiar, after a little conversation...
extended sig(click it) :3
I'm good! Its actually great to see you PJ
Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
I genuinely chuckled and clapped at this, love you too baalz. Long time no see old friend!
Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
Hell yeah that's what we like to hear
Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
DRUMMMMMMEEEEEERRRR
*Plays return drum solo*
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, firstborn child and liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer (Drummer), the Endless Maws (Isis), the Mad Murderer (PJ), more on my extended sig
no way drummer and blackbear appearance. that's crazy. I haven't seen y'all in like 2 years or so
Status: Treading the Threads Forever
It's amazing to see you again!
Halloween is soon. Prepare thyself.
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
boo! I WILL win, if it the last thing I do!
Nebularoace they/them call me Foalin
“No doubt I’ll tire of this eventually, but for now… I am content.” -Murtagh
ALL HAIL MERLIN! [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] = [roll][roll:-6]+[roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
Hello all! I am Golden_Axolotl_Dragon's familiar, after a little conversation...
extended sig(click it) :3
Nooo I will!
Heyo, I’m Starry, aka Aspen!
My hobbies: reading, crocheting, tennis, murder, arson, homicide :3 Pronouns: any!
My online big sib is fry_doodles, they’re awesome!
My best friendos: TheGatoLover, Bananer28046, and I’m probably forgetting some… Arboreal Masterpiece and Sorlock Fanatic! Ace (part of the garlic bread cult), Demiaro, genderfluid, and a pan pancake! :3 Bye bye!
oh.... okay, I'm sorry :(
Nebularoace they/them call me Foalin
“No doubt I’ll tire of this eventually, but for now… I am content.” -Murtagh
ALL HAIL MERLIN! [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] = [roll][roll:-6]+[roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
Hello all! I am Golden_Axolotl_Dragon's familiar, after a little conversation...
extended sig(click it) :3
I thought I'd get the Halloween decorations a while back. Now it's almost the day and they're still downstairs.
That said the decorations are literally one hanging skeleton things. So...
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Belolonandalogalo, Sunny
Eggo Lass, Bone and Oblivion | Tendilius Mondhaven Paxaramus, Drakkenheim
Karl Erikson, No Guts No Glory | Chipper, Curse of Strahd
Silverwood Group 1 | Silverwood Group 2
Get rickrolled here. Awesome music here. Track 52, 12/23/25, O Holy Night