*DIES IN DEATHLY AGONY OF BEING DEAD AND NOT ALIVE*
*??? U good bro?*
*NO! I'M DEAD*
*sorry, my band teacher took French in high school and he said he only remember the word pomplamoose (grapefruit), so I call him monesuir pomplamoose (bad spelling ik but forgive me pls)
*DIES IN DEATHLY AGONY OF BEING DEAD AND NOT ALIVE*
*??? U good bro?*
*NO! I'M DEAD*
*sorry, my band teacher took French in high school and he said he only remember the word pomplamoose (grapefruit), so I call him monesuir pomplamoose (bad spelling ik but forgive me pls)
No. Dead people don't forgive. They don't blame either. The just are..
*DIES IN DEATHLY AGONY OF BEING DEAD AND NOT ALIVE*
*??? U good bro?*
*NO! I'M DEAD*
*sorry, my band teacher took French in high school and he said he only remember the word pomplamoose (grapefruit), so I call him monesuir pomplamoose (bad spelling ik but forgive me pls)
No. Dead people don't forgive. They don't blame either. The just are..
*DIES IN DEATHLY AGONY OF BEING DEAD AND NOT ALIVE*
*??? U good bro?*
*NO! I'M DEAD*
*sorry, my band teacher took French in high school and he said he only remember the word pomplamoose (grapefruit), so I call him monesuir pomplamoose (bad spelling ik but forgive me pls)
No. Dead people don't forgive. They don't blame either. The just are..
So…should monesuir pomplamoose be sorry or…what?
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*DIES IN DEATHLY AGONY OF BEING DEAD AND NOT ALIVE*
*??? U good bro?*
*NO! I'M DEAD*
*sorry, my band teacher took French in high school and he said he only remember the word pomplamoose (grapefruit), so I call him monesuir pomplamoose (bad spelling ik but forgive me pls)
No. Dead people don't forgive. They don't blame either. The just are..
So…should monesuir pomplamoose be sorry or…what?
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*DIES IN DEATHLY AGONY OF BEING DEAD AND NOT ALIVE*
*??? U good bro?*
*NO! I'M DEAD*
*sorry, my band teacher took French in high school and he said he only remember the word pomplamoose (grapefruit), so I call him monesuir pomplamoose (bad spelling ik but forgive me pls)
No. Dead people don't forgive. They don't blame either. The just are..
So…should monesuir pomplamoose be sorry or…what?
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Hello! Call meTana orGato. My pronouns are She/Her. I am a teenager. I have Autism and anxiety. And, you would probably call me a trans something, I dunno. Pansexual pancake, and ace I will mother you if you are being stupid. ALL HAIL MERLIN! [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] = [roll][roll:-6]+[roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll] I have adopted Golden, Salem, Wes, Aspen, and (Secretly) Foalin.
*Worst French I've ever seen in my entire life. You offended him to death. And me*
*sorry, my band teacher took French in high school and he said he only remember the word pomplamoose (grapefruit), so I call him monesuir pomplamoose (bad spelling ik but forgive me pls)
pamplemousse?
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*Worst French I've ever seen in my entire life. You offended him to death. And me*
*sorry, my band teacher took French in high school and he said he only remember the word pomplamoose (grapefruit), so I call him monesuir pomplamoose (bad spelling ik but forgive me pls)
pamplemousse?
HAPPY GULPMISSLE DAY (one last time, nine minutes to midnight)
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Hello! Call meTana orGato. My pronouns are She/Her. I am a teenager. I have Autism and anxiety. And, you would probably call me a trans something, I dunno. Pansexual pancake, and ace I will mother you if you are being stupid. ALL HAIL MERLIN! [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] = [roll][roll:-6]+[roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll] I have adopted Golden, Salem, Wes, Aspen, and (Secretly) Foalin.
Knew my general idea but ended up passing out sleeping a bit beforehand. (Thankfully woke up enough in time.) Needed to finish up the changes while they chatted (original version had a green dragon at the end and they just fought one; plus I wanted to limit the combats compared to when I ran the idea as PBP).
Was a fun session. They started out by bodying some hobgoblins whom all became named variations of Greg.
Then they got inside the ruins and heard voices ahead. Lizardfolk rogue with shoes of spiderclimbing scales the ceiling to survey things. Gets the lay of the land back. There's a bunch of discussion of "do we go in guns blazing? do we try diplomacy? what's the plan?" Druid thinks of using fog cloud to try splitting up the enemies. (With the way they were arranged and the room was, actually did have some effect there.)
Cleric had to step away for a while. Comes back. "I'm going in!!!"
Fight starts out alright. Rogue kills a cultist with like 5x its health. Acolyte goes down easily.
But these aren't the only enemies. Githyanki Warrior gets in the face of the cleric and druid. Mezzoloth thanks the druid for the fog cloud and attacks a rogue in there with advantage. When the mezzoloth casts cloudkill things start getting serious. Catches multiple party members in the area. One of the rogues uses his magic item that can cast scorching ray once per day and gets luck with both hitting and having the mezzoloth drop concentration, saving the day for the party.
But the rogues don't have magic weapons which makes the mezzoloth beefier. Druid gets good hits in with moonbeam which is when the evil mage comes in clutch for the NPCs by doing magic missile. First time is some damage, second time gets rid of moonbeam. Druid goes down. Druid gets nat-20 death save and gets back up. "I'm back." At which point the evil mage uses its last 1st level spell slot on magic missile to go, "No you ain't!" to down both the druid and one of the rogues.
Nail-biting finish (at one point only one person was conscious) with a good risk of death.
There's still more to go in the dungeon. I might have to reconsider the end boss to be merciful on them.
But they definitely had fun and we had a lot of nice silly moments!
Plus there's some riddles coming up. Three of them needed help to make but one of them is the ol' sphinx riddle (What walks on 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs in the afternoon, and 3 legs at night?) where the fact they're in dwarven ruins changes the answer from "man" to "dwarf."
Knew my general idea but ended up passing out sleeping a bit beforehand. (Thankfully woke up enough in time.) Needed to finish up the changes while they chatted (original version had a green dragon at the end and they just fought one; plus I wanted to limit the combats compared to when I ran the idea as PBP).
Was a fun session. They started out by bodying some hobgoblins whom all became named variations of Greg.
Then they got inside the ruins and heard voices ahead. Lizardfolk rogue with shoes of spiderclimbing scales the ceiling to survey things. Gets the lay of the land back. There's a bunch of discussion of "do we go in guns blazing? do we try diplomacy? what's the plan?" Druid thinks of using fog cloud to try splitting up the enemies. (With the way they were arranged and the room was, actually did have some effect there.)
Cleric had to step away for a while. Comes back. "I'm going in!!!"
Fight starts out alright. Rogue kills a cultist with like 5x its health. Acolyte goes down easily.
But these aren't the only enemies. Githyanki Warrior gets in the face of the cleric and druid. Mezzoloth thanks the druid for the fog cloud and attacks a rogue in there with advantage. When the mezzoloth casts cloudkill things start getting serious. Catches multiple party members in the area. One of the rogues uses his magic item that can cast scorching ray once per day and gets luck with both hitting and having the mezzoloth drop concentration, saving the day for the party.
But the rogues don't have magic weapons which makes the mezzoloth beefier. Druid gets good hits in with moonbeam which is when the evil mage comes in clutch for the NPCs by doing magic missile. First time is some damage, second time gets rid of moonbeam. Druid goes down. Druid gets nat-20 death save and gets back up. "I'm back." At which point the evil mage uses its last 1st level spell slot on magic missile to go, "No you ain't!" to down both the druid and one of the rogues.
Nail-biting finish (at one point only one person was conscious) with a good risk of death.
There's still more to go in the dungeon. I might have to reconsider the end boss to be merciful on them.
But they definitely had fun and we had a lot of nice silly moments!
Plus there's some riddles coming up. Three of them needed help to make but one of them is the ol' sphinx riddle (What walks on 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs in the afternoon, and 3 legs at night?) where the fact they're in dwarven ruins changes the answer from "man" to "dwarf."
That sounds like fun. Is that the tensest session you’ve ever had?
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Knew my general idea but ended up passing out sleeping a bit beforehand. (Thankfully woke up enough in time.) Needed to finish up the changes while they chatted (original version had a green dragon at the end and they just fought one; plus I wanted to limit the combats compared to when I ran the idea as PBP).
Was a fun session. They started out by bodying some hobgoblins whom all became named variations of Greg.
Then they got inside the ruins and heard voices ahead. Lizardfolk rogue with shoes of spiderclimbing scales the ceiling to survey things. Gets the lay of the land back. There's a bunch of discussion of "do we go in guns blazing? do we try diplomacy? what's the plan?" Druid thinks of using fog cloud to try splitting up the enemies. (With the way they were arranged and the room was, actually did have some effect there.)
Cleric had to step away for a while. Comes back. "I'm going in!!!"
Fight starts out alright. Rogue kills a cultist with like 5x its health. Acolyte goes down easily.
But these aren't the only enemies. Githyanki Warrior gets in the face of the cleric and druid. Mezzoloth thanks the druid for the fog cloud and attacks a rogue in there with advantage. When the mezzoloth casts cloudkill things start getting serious. Catches multiple party members in the area. One of the rogues uses his magic item that can cast scorching ray once per day and gets luck with both hitting and having the mezzoloth drop concentration, saving the day for the party.
But the rogues don't have magic weapons which makes the mezzoloth beefier. Druid gets good hits in with moonbeam which is when the evil mage comes in clutch for the NPCs by doing magic missile. First time is some damage, second time gets rid of moonbeam. Druid goes down. Druid gets nat-20 death save and gets back up. "I'm back." At which point the evil mage uses its last 1st level spell slot on magic missile to go, "No you ain't!" to down both the druid and one of the rogues.
Nail-biting finish (at one point only one person was conscious) with a good risk of death.
There's still more to go in the dungeon. I might have to reconsider the end boss to be merciful on them.
But they definitely had fun and we had a lot of nice silly moments!
Plus there's some riddles coming up. Three of them needed help to make but one of them is the ol' sphinx riddle (What walks on 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs in the afternoon, and 3 legs at night?) where the fact they're in dwarven ruins changes the answer from "man" to "dwarf."
That sounds like fun. Is that the tensest session you’ve ever had?
Big contender is the beefed up white dragon they fought a while back. (They were level 3 and I ramped up a young white dragon into a CR 9 legendary monster.) They got through that very narrowly. (I did test runs of that fight prior to running it to see if it was realistic since I knew it was gonna be scary.) Their characters kinda live in fear of seeing that dragon again. (They got it down to very low health where it made sense for it to run, but it's still alive!)
For another fun thing, hoping their D&D knowledge will be good enough that when they come across a room filled with a bunch of beholders they'll realize just what they stumbled into, only to be relieved that the beholders are actually gas spores.
Guys I ran a one shot for my two little brothers the other day and they made ddb accounts
Maybe from stranger things you've heard of the duffer brothers, but have you heard of the drummer brothers?
What if I got them addicted to the forums the same way younger me was, and they start adventures of their own? I'd probably be more happy if that happened than if Hasbro never bought ddb
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I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
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*NO! I'M DEAD*
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Gulpmissle Day, Saturday, Feburay 15th, 2025
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Salem has dubbed me Fellow Pancake of The Fox.
Henlo, I am a pan, NB, chaotic ADHD mess of a furry.
I am also a eepy eeper, who likes WoF, WC, and fire.
*sorry, my band teacher took French in high school and he said he only remember the word pomplamoose (grapefruit), so I call him monesuir pomplamoose (bad spelling ik but forgive me pls)
…and his brother loved worms.
No. Dead people don't forgive. They don't blame either. The just are..
Sig but long ^w^
Gulpmissle Day, Saturday, Feburay 15th, 2025
💛🤍💜🖤 🩷💛💙
Salem has dubbed me Fellow Pancake of The Fox.
Henlo, I am a pan, NB, chaotic ADHD mess of a furry.
I am also a eepy eeper, who likes WoF, WC, and fire.
So…should monesuir pomplamoose be sorry or…what?
…and his brother loved worms.
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Sig but long ^w^
Gulpmissle Day, Saturday, Feburay 15th, 2025
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Salem has dubbed me Fellow Pancake of The Fox.
Henlo, I am a pan, NB, chaotic ADHD mess of a furry.
I am also a eepy eeper, who likes WoF, WC, and fire.
*casts True Lactic Resurrection*
…and his brother loved worms.
Sorry, should Monsieur Pomplamoose be sorry?
…and his brother loved worms.
Hello, fellow forumers! Happy Gulpmissile Day!
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, firstborn child and liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer (Drummer), the Endless Maws (Isis), the Mad Murderer (PJ), more on my extended sig
Happy Gulpmissile Day! May Gulpmissile be doing good out there, and may they return.
Sig but long ^w^
Gulpmissle Day, Saturday, Feburay 15th, 2025
💛🤍💜🖤 🩷💛💙
Salem has dubbed me Fellow Pancake of The Fox.
Henlo, I am a pan, NB, chaotic ADHD mess of a furry.
I am also a eepy eeper, who likes WoF, WC, and fire.
context pls
Jeff the Landshark superiority
big fan of marvel and jujutsu kaisen
will eat a gluestick if left alone
NEVNER!
Hello! Call me Tana or Gato.
My pronouns are She/Her.
I am a teenager. I have Autism and anxiety. And, you would probably call me a trans something, I dunno. Pansexual pancake, and ace
I will mother you if you are being stupid.
ALL HAIL MERLIN! [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] = [roll][roll:-6]+[roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
I have adopted Golden, Salem, Wes, Aspen, and (Secretly) Foalin.
understandable
Jeff the Landshark superiority
big fan of marvel and jujutsu kaisen
will eat a gluestick if left alone
pamplemousse?
HAPPY GULPMISSLE DAY (one last time, nine minutes to midnight)
Build us a door
And rest here with me
Lights are on
But nobody's home...
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HAPPY (belated) GULPSSILE DAY (different time zone)
Hi, I’m DrakenBrine, here’s my Sig and characters
I am The Grand Envisioner!
I win!
Hello! Call me Tana or Gato.
My pronouns are She/Her.
I am a teenager. I have Autism and anxiety. And, you would probably call me a trans something, I dunno. Pansexual pancake, and ace
I will mother you if you are being stupid.
ALL HAIL MERLIN! [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] = [roll][roll:-6]+[roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
I have adopted Golden, Salem, Wes, Aspen, and (Secretly) Foalin.
Sure. Think that. Just forget about this thread, all of you. I am not the droid you are looking for.
Build us a door
And rest here with me
Lights are on
But nobody's home...
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Had a sess with friends tonight.
Knew my general idea but ended up passing out sleeping a bit beforehand. (Thankfully woke up enough in time.) Needed to finish up the changes while they chatted (original version had a green dragon at the end and they just fought one; plus I wanted to limit the combats compared to when I ran the idea as PBP).
Was a fun session. They started out by bodying some hobgoblins whom all became named variations of Greg.
Then they got inside the ruins and heard voices ahead. Lizardfolk rogue with shoes of spiderclimbing scales the ceiling to survey things. Gets the lay of the land back. There's a bunch of discussion of "do we go in guns blazing? do we try diplomacy? what's the plan?" Druid thinks of using fog cloud to try splitting up the enemies. (With the way they were arranged and the room was, actually did have some effect there.)
Cleric had to step away for a while. Comes back. "I'm going in!!!"
Fight starts out alright. Rogue kills a cultist with like 5x its health. Acolyte goes down easily.
But these aren't the only enemies. Githyanki Warrior gets in the face of the cleric and druid. Mezzoloth thanks the druid for the fog cloud and attacks a rogue in there with advantage. When the mezzoloth casts cloudkill things start getting serious. Catches multiple party members in the area. One of the rogues uses his magic item that can cast scorching ray once per day and gets luck with both hitting and having the mezzoloth drop concentration, saving the day for the party.
But the rogues don't have magic weapons which makes the mezzoloth beefier. Druid gets good hits in with moonbeam which is when the evil mage comes in clutch for the NPCs by doing magic missile. First time is some damage, second time gets rid of moonbeam. Druid goes down. Druid gets nat-20 death save and gets back up. "I'm back." At which point the evil mage uses its last 1st level spell slot on magic missile to go, "No you ain't!" to down both the druid and one of the rogues.
Nail-biting finish (at one point only one person was conscious) with a good risk of death.
There's still more to go in the dungeon. I might have to reconsider the end boss to be merciful on them.
But they definitely had fun and we had a lot of nice silly moments!
Plus there's some riddles coming up. Three of them needed help to make but one of them is the ol' sphinx riddle (What walks on 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs in the afternoon, and 3 legs at night?) where the fact they're in dwarven ruins changes the answer from "man" to "dwarf."
This is a signature. It was a simple signature. But it has been upgraded.
Belolonandalogalo, Sunny
Eggo Lass, Bone and Oblivion | Tendilius Mondhaven Paxaramus, Drakkenheim
Karl Erikson, No Guts No Glory | Chipper, Curse of Strahd
Silverwood Group 1 | Silverwood Group 2
Get rickrolled here. Awesome music here. Track 52, 12/23/25, O Holy Night
That sounds like fun. Is that the tensest session you’ve ever had?
Shoutout to the 2 Crew! - the cast of Not Another D&D Podcast
Roomba Knight, Architect of the Cataclysm, Foxy Lunar Archpriest. He/Him.
Ravenclaw, bookworm, Lego fanatic, mythology nerd, rock climber, pedantic about spelling, and proudly Canadian.
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I love K-pop Demon Hunters and the theatre. I will someday do a campaign, but I travel too much at the moment
Big contender is the beefed up white dragon they fought a while back. (They were level 3 and I ramped up a young white dragon into a CR 9 legendary monster.) They got through that very narrowly. (I did test runs of that fight prior to running it to see if it was realistic since I knew it was gonna be scary.) Their characters kinda live in fear of seeing that dragon again. (They got it down to very low health where it made sense for it to run, but it's still alive!)
For another fun thing, hoping their D&D knowledge will be good enough that when they come across a room filled with a bunch of beholders they'll realize just what they stumbled into, only to be relieved that the beholders are actually gas spores.
This is a signature. It was a simple signature. But it has been upgraded.
Belolonandalogalo, Sunny
Eggo Lass, Bone and Oblivion | Tendilius Mondhaven Paxaramus, Drakkenheim
Karl Erikson, No Guts No Glory | Chipper, Curse of Strahd
Silverwood Group 1 | Silverwood Group 2
Get rickrolled here. Awesome music here. Track 52, 12/23/25, O Holy Night
Guys I ran a one shot for my two little brothers the other day and they made ddb accounts
Maybe from stranger things you've heard of the duffer brothers, but have you heard of the drummer brothers?
What if I got them addicted to the forums the same way younger me was, and they start adventures of their own? I'd probably be more happy if that happened than if Hasbro never bought ddb
Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.