Time for a look into the mind of Valmir, the insane child with schizophrenia who's legal guardian is an incorporeal demon who he thinks is his imaginary friend and who believes in cosmic insignificance to the point where he's willing to do pretty much anything and doesn't much care if he or anyone else dies. (A dark concept, yes, but he's still a child, and as such is actually really fun to RP!) 1. If you had to embody your character into the style of a candle-scent name, what would your CharacterCandle be named? Imaginary Abyss. 2. What would your character order at a cafe? Apple juice. He'd refuse to pay. 3. Sierra Mist or Sprite? "Sprite! I don't know anyone named Sierra and I don't know what she missed, but I'd certainly like to meet a faerie!" 4. If they had to choose a vowel to never pronounce again, which vowel would it be? "Vowel? You mean, like, a letter? Hmm... Probably *some infernal sound no human voice would be able to pronounce*!" 5. If they had to save the life of either a tomato plant or a potato plant, which would they choose? "Veggies are gross! I'll save a sugar cane instead!" 6. Do they draw on themselves? Yes. Sometimes in the blood of his enemies, sometimes in crayon. 7. What is their favorite color of cat? Black cats. 8. What would they do if they woke up to a random stranger standing in their bedroom at 2 AM, who then proceeds to give them a hot pink balloon and then leave? He'd follow them and talk their ears off about the cuteness of squirrels and the infinite layers of horror that are the Abyss. 9. Would they rather drink a gallon of lemon water or cucumber water over the course of one day? "Hmm... Lemons are sour, but cucumbers are gross... Then again, you specified a gallon of lemon water, but not the amount of cucumber water! So I'll take one drop of the cucumber stuff." 10. What if someone walked up to them and gave them a hug without a word before leaving again? He wouldn't let them leave. He'd attach himself to their leg. 11. Could they theoretically yodel? "Yo-hey-hi-hello!" Well, kind of... 12. What are their thoughts on throw pillows? "I love throwing pillows! Pillow fights are fun! Why don't adults like them as much...?" 13. What's their favorite blanket like? It's nonexistent, a gift from his imaginary friend. 14. If they had to imagine different kinds of canned food as people, what would they imagine these Can People as? "Huh? That's a strange question. Probably as the people they were, ground up to fit in cans that can somehow see out and levitate around? Y'know, like a Brain in a Jar." 15. Flurp? "Plorgot dyn Brath'tener maxlum plo-koi'teeb, batriau."
Perhaps one of the most effective ways to win a Last Post Wins thread is to leave everyone else speechless because they don't know what to say. Whether because it was very random, very dumb, or very whatever. So with that in mind, I'd like to mention that the intricacies within the quantum void of the higher consciousness of the neural pathways of essential selves are able to transcend the hidden realities of the energies.
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Time for a look into the mind of Valmir, the insane child with schizophrenia who's legal guardian is an incorporeal demon who he thinks is his imaginary friend and who believes in cosmic insignificance to the point where he's willing to do pretty much anything and doesn't much care if he or anyone else dies. (A dark concept, yes, but he's still a child, and as such is actually really fun to RP!) 1. If you had to embody your character into the style of a candle-scent name, what would your CharacterCandle be named? Imaginary Abyss. 2. What would your character order at a cafe? Apple juice. He'd refuse to pay. 3. Sierra Mist or Sprite? "Sprite! I don't know anyone named Sierra and I don't know what she missed, but I'd certainly like to meet a faerie!" 4. If they had to choose a vowel to never pronounce again, which vowel would it be? "Vowel? You mean, like, a letter? Hmm... Probably *some infernal sound no human voice would be able to pronounce*!" 5. If they had to save the life of either a tomato plant or a potato plant, which would they choose? "Veggies are gross! I'll save a sugar cane instead!" 6. Do they draw on themselves? Yes. Sometimes in the blood of his enemies, sometimes in crayon. 7. What is their favorite color of cat? Black cats. 8. What would they do if they woke up to a random stranger standing in their bedroom at 2 AM, who then proceeds to give them a hot pink balloon and then leave? He'd follow them and talk their ears off about the cuteness of squirrels and the infinite layers of horror that are the Abyss. 9. Would they rather drink a gallon of lemon water or cucumber water over the course of one day? "Hmm... Lemons are sour, but cucumbers are gross... Then again, you specified a gallon of lemon water, but not the amount of cucumber water! So I'll take one drop of the cucumber stuff." 10. What if someone walked up to them and gave them a hug without a word before leaving again? He wouldn't let them leave. He'd attach himself to their leg. 11. Could they theoretically yodel? "Yo-hey-hi-hello!" Well, kind of... 12. What are their thoughts on throw pillows? "I love throwing pillows! Pillow fights are fun! Why don't adults like them as much...?" 13. What's their favorite blanket like? It's nonexistent, a gift from his imaginary friend. 14. If they had to imagine different kinds of canned food as people, what would they imagine these Can People as? "Huh? That's a strange question. Probably as the people they were, ground up to fit in cans that can somehow see out and levitate around? Y'know, like a Brain in a Jar." 15. Flurp? "Plorgot dyn Brath'tener maxlum plo-koi'teeb, batriau."
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Perhaps one of the most effective ways to win a Last Post Wins thread is to leave everyone else speechless because they don't know what to say. Whether because it was very random, very dumb, or very whatever. So with that in mind, I'd like to mention that the intricacies within the quantum void of the higher consciousness of the neural pathways of essential selves are able to transcend the hidden realities of the energies.
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