Spiders are objectively cute. Kittens however... Have you seen their whiskers? Like little antennae reaching for you, their slimy noses sniffing you, their tongues grinding you in a slow horrible death that inspired many Eldritch horrors! Repulsive!
Did Bilbo fight Spiders, or kittens? Did Harry Potter fight spiders, or kittens? I think it’s clear the Spiders are mostly the enemy here
That's because people don't understand spiders. Once you understand them, then they become objectively cute.
I wouldn’t describe them as cute, but I think of them the same as I would a dog or cat. So I kinda like them in general
Small ones are completely fine, maybe even cute. But anything bigger than my hand spread out is an absolute menace
Eww. Small ones are the worst. Jumping spiders? Small. Trapdoor spiders? Awesome sized.
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So spend your hours on What you think I've done wrong I know I'm in your mind I've been here way too long I want to spend my life With those who've done me right Your heart is frozen over I'm a four-leaf clover
"High up in the North in the land called Svithjod, there stands a rock. It is a hundred miles high and a hundred miles wide. Once every thousand years a little bird comes to this rock to sharpen its beak. When the rock has thus been worn away, then a single day of eternity will have gone by."
Dark lord of metal! We have long awaited your arrival!
Dark? I am nothing of the sort! My music comes from Above! everything else was correct tho XD
Refuting it as being from above, not dark kind of makes me think of Reverorum Ib Malacht. They were a black metal band that decided to study Catholicism so they could blaspheme more effectively in their lyrics. But, in a twist of fate, their studying caused a change of heart and caused them to instead convert to Catholicism and become a Christian metal band.
Dark lord of metal! We have long awaited your arrival!
Dark? I am nothing of the sort! My music comes from Above! everything else was correct tho XD
Refuting it as being from above, not dark kind of makes me think of Reverorum Ib Malacht. They were a black metal band that decided to study Catholicism so they could blaspheme more effectively in their lyrics. But, in a twist of fate, their studying caused a change of heart and caused them to instead convert to Catholicism and become a Christian metal band.
That is epic.
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Eww. Small ones are the worst. Jumping spiders? Small. Trapdoor spiders? Awesome sized.
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I love this quote:
"High up in the North in the land called Svithjod, there stands a rock. It is a hundred miles high and a hundred miles wide. Once every thousand years a little bird comes to this rock to sharpen its beak. When the rock has thus been worn away, then a single day of eternity will have gone by."
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Wow!
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We just be SCPing
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So spend your hours on
What you think I've done wrong
I know I'm in your mind
I've been here way too long
I want to spend my life
With those who've done me right
Your heart is frozen over
I'm a four-leaf clover
You should put it in the quotes thread
Dark lord of metal! We have long awaited your arrival!
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
Refuting it as being from above, not dark kind of makes me think of Reverorum Ib Malacht. They were a black metal band that decided to study Catholicism so they could blaspheme more effectively in their lyrics. But, in a twist of fate, their studying caused a change of heart and caused them to instead convert to Catholicism and become a Christian metal band.
This is a signature. It was a simple signature. But it has been upgraded.
Belolonandalogalo, Sunny
Eggo Lass, Bone and Oblivion | Tendilius Mondhaven Paxaramus, Drakkenheim
Karl Erikson, No Guts No Glory | Chipper, Curse of Strahd
Silverwood Group 1 | Silverwood Group 2
Get rickrolled here. Awesome music here. Track 52, 12/23/25, O Holy Night
That is epic.
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels