i use my comically oversized fishhook to drag R’lyeh up from the bottom of the sea at point Nemo and kick down Cthulhu’s door. We have a scheduled tea party, and a world wide flood will not stop one of my and Cthulhu’s tea parties.
ARCH ARCH I GO_ A BOOK
NO_HIC NO_HIC SHOW ME NOW
*for why we are no_ using a cer_ain le__er, see above*
i use my comically oversized fishhook to drag R’lyeh up from the bottom of the sea at point Nemo and kick down Cthulhu’s door. We have a scheduled tea party, and a world wide flood will not stop one of my and Cthulhu’s tea parties.
*Offers you the letter T for your tea party, mishearing*
*eats the letter T. Like, he concep. No more _ exis unil I spi I back ou.*
*Huh. Guess we don'_ have the le__er _ anymore. Qui_e a s_range occurrence.*
*indeedy. Wan_ a cookie?🍪 *
*Yay!
(Unhinges 473797868 mou_hs at once and devours the cookie)*
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Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
I LOVE _HAT BOOK SO FREAKIN MUCH AAGGHHHH I_S SO GOOD, MY _HEA_RE PU_ ON A PLAY FOR 20,000 LEAGUES AND I_ WAS _HE BES_ _HING EVER
YAYYYYYY _HA_’S AMAZING!!
*spits out the letter T*
okay now the world is just taunting me with potential ideas for running a call of Cthulhu game. I mean, Jules Verne books are my Kryptonite!
also about the Play (I don’t know if you’ve read the book yet so I’ll avoid spoilers) the actor for prof. Aronnax was amazing and her French accent was great.
okay now the world is just taunting me with potential ideas for running a call of Cthulhu game. I mean, Jules Verne books are my Kryptonite!
Cthulhu ruleset or 5e?
also about the Play (I don’t know if you’ve read the book yet so I’ll avoid spoilers) the actor for prof. Aronnax was amazing and her French accent was great.
Yeah I’m saving it for tomorrow. That’s awesome though!
okay now the world is just taunting me with potential ideas for running a call of Cthulhu game. I mean, Jules Verne books are my Kryptonite!
Cthulhu ruleset or 5e?
also about the Play (I don’t know if you’ve read the book yet so I’ll avoid spoilers) the actor for prof. Aronnax was amazing and her French accent was great.
Yeah I’m saving it for tomorrow. That’s awesome though!
Call of Cthulhu 7th edition, I’ve been learning the rules and it seems super fun, been trying to get my friend group to learn it (they’re new to ttrpgs in general, just learned the rules for D&D around 3 months ago after I introduced one of them to it) but it’ll probably be a long time before we would actually play any games.
Yeah, you’ll definitely love the book. It’s a classic.
I won't be grain of sand Slippin' down the hour glass Watchin' every minute fall through I will pay the price Never satisfied, I'm never gonna be refused
Hello Elliot, welcome to D&D Beyond! For RP threads, I recommend the Singing Spore, a fey tavern. Someone really cool made it (thanks fry), and it's great. You can call me Izzy btw. I'm DDB's resident Hamilton nerd. The forum games are great, you should check them out!
PS: If you want to join the cult of Jeff the Evil Roomba, click the Praise Jeff part of my signature! :D
*Pays you for advertising the cult*
Yes. Praise Jeff! PRAISE HIM, I SAY!!!!!1!
Or, you know, don't. That's fine. (Though while you can run, he'll still be in your nightmares :))
I'm embarrassed to ask this but -- who is Jeff?
It's a cult thing
A very cool cult thing.
Very cool is a way to describe it that's for sure.
Bro. PUNCTUATION. PLEASE.
But yes, PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA!
But then what happens when the good roomba’s make an attack?
Jeff crushes them with his almighty power! Praise Jeff!
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Hi all, I'm Druid_Girl31, but please call me Druid. I am (a/an) CERTIFIED INSOMNIAC, PAN, alterhuman,BADDD DM, and obsessed with HAMILTON! Why? I'm just cool like that!
I LOVE _HAT BOOK SO FREAKIN MUCH AAGGHHHH I_S SO GOOD, MY _HEA_RE PU_ ON A PLAY FOR 20,000 LEAGUES AND I_ WAS _HE BES_ _HING EVER
YAYYYYYY _HA_’S AMAZING!!
*spits out the letter T*
okay now the world is just taunting me with potential ideas for running a call of Cthulhu game. I mean, Jules Verne books are my Kryptonite!
also about the Play (I don’t know if you’ve read the book yet so I’ll avoid spoilers) the actor for prof. Aronnax was amazing and her French accent was great.
I saw the movie when I was young. It was on New Year's Eve if I recall. I remember taking mini-naps during commercial breaks to make it through and to midnight. (My mother, meanwhile, was totally conked out.)
Hi all, I'm Druid_Girl31, but please call me Druid. I am (a/an) CERTIFIED INSOMNIAC, PAN, alterhuman,BADDD DM, and obsessed with HAMILTON! Why? I'm just cool like that!
Well, I forgot to introduce myself to Elliote. Bit late, but may as well!
Heyo Elliote, I'm EJO, DDB's resident Star Wars nerd and sci-fi enthusiast. B-I-G fan of roleplay, mainly on the Department of Anomalous Operatives (Or DAO for short). Always up for RP, chat, or any sort of interaction whatsoever!
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Hi! I'm EJO. I am a silly billy who forgets to play Genshin Impact every day and totally DOESN'T simp for at least three different ninja girls. Some other facts about me:
Milio has been ditched. Now Xerath is my friend.
My average accuracy in Marvel Rivals is about 15%.
Well, I forgot to introduce myself to Elliote. Bit late, but may as well!
Heyo Elliote, I'm EJO, DDB's resident Star Wars nerd and sci-fi enthusiast. B-I-G fan of roleplay, mainly on the Department of Anomalous Operatives (Or DAO for short). Always up for RP, chat, or any sort of interaction whatsoever!
Hi! I joined DOA too so I’m sure we’ll get a chance to rp there :3
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(he/him)
I confess it's a shame, When you livin' in a city that's the size of a box and nobody knows yo' name
Hi! I'm EJO. I am a silly billy who forgets to play Genshin Impact every day and totally DOESN'T simp for at least three different ninja girls. Some other facts about me:
Milio has been ditched. Now Xerath is my friend.
My average accuracy in Marvel Rivals is about 15%.
WOW so I spent most of yesterday joining forums and roleplaying with y'all so when I went to sleep my dreams were literally filled with roleplaying (ﾉﾟ0ﾟ)ﾉ~
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(he/him)
I confess it's a shame, When you livin' in a city that's the size of a box and nobody knows yo' name
-"I Wish" Skee-Lo (literally the best song ever)
Nickname: Elliot the Old (IM NOT THAT OLD VITUS-)
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Idk if you’ve read it, but you like tentacles so it seems like you’re an appropriate person to inform.
Terra Lubridia archive:
The Bloody Barnacle | The Gut | The Athene Crusader | The Jewel of Atlantis
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Terra Lubridia archive:
The Bloody Barnacle | The Gut | The Athene Crusader | The Jewel of Atlantis
You mean you go__a bike race _mrw?
Bu_ seriously, goodnigh_!
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
I LOVE _HAT BOOK SO FREAKIN MUCH AAGGHHHH I_S SO GOOD, MY _HEA_RE PU_ ON A PLAY FOR 20,000 LEAGUES AND I_ WAS _HE BES_ _HING EVER
*Yay!
(Unhinges 473797868 mou_hs at once and devours the cookie)*
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
YAYYYYYY _HA_’S AMAZING!!
Terra Lubridia archive:
The Bloody Barnacle | The Gut | The Athene Crusader | The Jewel of Atlantis
*spits out the letter T*
okay now the world is just taunting me with potential ideas for running a call of Cthulhu game. I mean, Jules Verne books are my Kryptonite!
also about the Play (I don’t know if you’ve read the book yet so I’ll avoid spoilers) the actor for prof. Aronnax was amazing and her French accent was great.
Cthulhu ruleset or 5e?
Yeah I’m saving it for tomorrow. That’s awesome though!
Terra Lubridia archive:
The Bloody Barnacle | The Gut | The Athene Crusader | The Jewel of Atlantis
Call of Cthulhu 7th edition, I’ve been learning the rules and it seems super fun, been trying to get my friend group to learn it (they’re new to ttrpgs in general, just learned the rules for D&D around 3 months ago after I introduced one of them to it) but it’ll probably be a long time before we would actually play any games.
Yeah, you’ll definitely love the book. It’s a classic.
hello
they/her Always open to chat. Just send me a PM
I won't be grain of sand
Slippin' down the hour glass
Watchin' every minute fall through
I will pay the price
Never satisfied, I'm never gonna be refused
Jeff crushes them with his almighty power! Praise Jeff!
Hi all, I'm Druid_Girl31, but please call me Druid. I am (a/an) CERTIFIED INSOMNIAC, PAN, alterhuman, BADDD DM, and obsessed with HAMILTON! Why? I'm just cool like that!
She/her pronouns please. TITLES: Savior of the Woods by Drummer! Send me a PM! PRAISE JEFF! Join the Hamilton Cult! Hate on Gen Alpha Slang! <--- ( all links)
I lost any measure of sanity I ever had a long time ago!
I saw the movie when I was young. It was on New Year's Eve if I recall. I remember taking mini-naps during commercial breaks to make it through and to midnight. (My mother, meanwhile, was totally conked out.)
This is a signature. It was a simple signature. But it has been upgraded.
Belolonandalogalo, Sunny | Draíocht, Kholias | Eggo Lass, 100 Dungeons
Talorin Tebedi, Vecna: Eve | Cherry, Stormwreck | Chipper, Strahd
We Are Modron
Get rickrolled here. Awesome music here. Track 48, 5/23/25, Immaculate Mary
good nigh_, I migh_ be on a li__le longer tho.
Hi all, I'm Druid_Girl31, but please call me Druid. I am (a/an) CERTIFIED INSOMNIAC, PAN, alterhuman, BADDD DM, and obsessed with HAMILTON! Why? I'm just cool like that!
She/her pronouns please. TITLES: Savior of the Woods by Drummer! Send me a PM! PRAISE JEFF! Join the Hamilton Cult! Hate on Gen Alpha Slang! <--- ( all links)
I lost any measure of sanity I ever had a long time ago!
Well, I forgot to introduce myself to Elliote. Bit late, but may as well!
Heyo Elliote, I'm EJO, DDB's resident Star Wars nerd and sci-fi enthusiast. B-I-G fan of roleplay, mainly on the Department of Anomalous Operatives (Or DAO for short). Always up for RP, chat, or any sort of interaction whatsoever!
Hi! I'm EJO. I am a silly billy who forgets to play Genshin Impact every day and totally DOESN'T simp for at least three different ninja girls. Some other facts about me:
Milio has been ditched. Now Xerath is my friend.
My average accuracy in Marvel Rivals is about 15%.
I like cheese.
Hi! I joined DOA too so I’m sure we’ll get a chance to rp there :3
(he/him)
I confess it's a shame, When you livin' in a city that's the size of a box and nobody knows yo' name
-"I Wish" Skee-Lo (literally the best song ever)
Nickname: Elliot the Old (IM NOT THAT OLD VITUS-)
Hi!
(he/him)
I confess it's a shame, When you livin' in a city that's the size of a box and nobody knows yo' name
-"I Wish" Skee-Lo (literally the best song ever)
Nickname: Elliot the Old (IM NOT THAT OLD VITUS-)
*chants of 'shameless ad' in the background*
I promo'ed this on the Wonderful Roleplay Guild, but I also wanna advertise it here. Introducing, *drumroll*
The Messy Mammoth Tavern and Inn! Coming soon to Adohand's Kitchen! (As in, I'm making the thread now) A tavern set in a literal freezing wasteland!
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
Sounds cool.
Hi! I'm EJO. I am a silly billy who forgets to play Genshin Impact every day and totally DOESN'T simp for at least three different ninja girls. Some other facts about me:
Milio has been ditched. Now Xerath is my friend.
My average accuracy in Marvel Rivals is about 15%.
I like cheese.
ooohhhh. Arctic character ideas are already swarming my mind
I go by “Awe” JSYK. Drummer also named me EPIC CRIT ROLLER OF LEGEND!
“A wizard is never late, Frodo Baggins. Nor is he early. He arrives precisely when he means to!”
”I’m sorry Frodo. I was delayed."
If you're in the mood for murder and mayhem, go to ASSASSINATE The One Above, but WHATEVER you do, don’t go to LAST COMMENT LOSES
WOW so I spent most of yesterday joining forums and roleplaying with y'all so when I went to sleep my dreams were literally filled with roleplaying (ﾉﾟ0ﾟ)ﾉ~
(he/him)
I confess it's a shame, When you livin' in a city that's the size of a box and nobody knows yo' name
-"I Wish" Skee-Lo (literally the best song ever)
Nickname: Elliot the Old (IM NOT THAT OLD VITUS-)