So you didn't say you aren't guilty? That would make you guilty bud.
I’m not guilty
You keep changing your story. That is almost always a sign of guilt
I’m not guilty
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My wings were clipped, my heart in a chain, I suffered then, I walked through pain, but even now I know my strength, and I know I'll go any length to save the ones I love.
My least favorite person is me, but my favorite people are y'all. Keeper of Lore, Scribe, Writer.
Also that's not how witness protection works goober
Pssssst if I get in, I’ll escape and free yall.
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My wings were clipped, my heart in a chain, I suffered then, I walked through pain, but even now I know my strength, and I know I'll go any length to save the ones I love.
My least favorite person is me, but my favorite people are y'all. Keeper of Lore, Scribe, Writer.
Also that's not how witness protection works goober
Pssssst if I get in, I’ll escape and free yall.
"Federal Crime of Assisting or Instigating Escape – 18 U.S.C. § 752(a) Clearly, in the United States, it's a crime anywhere to provide someone assistance who is attempting to escape from lawful custody. Put simply, if you assist or instigate an escape from prison, you will be facing serious criminal charges."
Also that's not how witness protection works goober
Pssssst if I get in, I’ll escape and free yall.
"Federal Crime of Assisting or Instigating Escape – 18 U.S.C. § 752(a) Clearly, in the United States, it's a crime anywhere to provide someone assistance who is attempting to escape from lawful custody. Put simply, if you assist or instigate an escape from prison, you will be facing serious criminal charges."
Shhhh I’m gonna free ya! You’re digging yourself into a bigger hole!
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My wings were clipped, my heart in a chain, I suffered then, I walked through pain, but even now I know my strength, and I know I'll go any length to save the ones I love.
My least favorite person is me, but my favorite people are y'all. Keeper of Lore, Scribe, Writer.
Also that's not how witness protection works goober
Pssssst if I get in, I’ll escape and free yall.
"Federal Crime of Assisting or Instigating Escape – 18 U.S.C. § 752(a) Clearly, in the United States, it's a crime anywhere to provide someone assistance who is attempting to escape from lawful custody. Put simply, if you assist or instigate an escape from prison, you will be facing serious criminal charges."
Shhhh I’m gonna free ya! You’re digging yourself into a bigger hole!
That would be you. Me reciting a law is in no way an incrimination of myself. You on the other hand are loudly announcing you will commit a serious crime. All of this is being recorded by the way, so denial will not work in court.
Also that's not how witness protection works goober
Pssssst if I get in, I’ll escape and free yall.
"Federal Crime of Assisting or Instigating Escape – 18 U.S.C. § 752(a) Clearly, in the United States, it's a crime anywhere to provide someone assistance who is attempting to escape from lawful custody. Put simply, if you assist or instigate an escape from prison, you will be facing serious criminal charges."
Shhhh I’m gonna free ya! You’re digging yourself into a bigger hole!
That would be you. Me reciting a law is in no way an incrimination of myself. You on the other hand are loudly announcing you will commit a serious crime. All of this is being recorded by the way, so denial will not work in court.
I was whispering!
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My wings were clipped, my heart in a chain, I suffered then, I walked through pain, but even now I know my strength, and I know I'll go any length to save the ones I love.
My least favorite person is me, but my favorite people are y'all. Keeper of Lore, Scribe, Writer.
Also that's not how witness protection works goober
Pssssst if I get in, I’ll escape and free yall.
"Federal Crime of Assisting or Instigating Escape – 18 U.S.C. § 752(a) Clearly, in the United States, it's a crime anywhere to provide someone assistance who is attempting to escape from lawful custody. Put simply, if you assist or instigate an escape from prison, you will be facing serious criminal charges."
Shhhh I’m gonna free ya! You’re digging yourself into a bigger hole!
That would be you. Me reciting a law is in no way an incrimination of myself. You on the other hand are loudly announcing you will commit a serious crime. All of this is being recorded by the way, so denial will not work in court.
Shhh murder. You arrived late! You were supposed to eat the bodies!
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My wings were clipped, my heart in a chain, I suffered then, I walked through pain, but even now I know my strength, and I know I'll go any length to save the ones I love.
My least favorite person is me, but my favorite people are y'all. Keeper of Lore, Scribe, Writer.
My wings were clipped, my heart in a chain, I suffered then, I walked through pain, but even now I know my strength, and I know I'll go any length to save the ones I love.
My least favorite person is me, but my favorite people are y'all. Keeper of Lore, Scribe, Writer.
You keep changing your story. That is almost always a sign of guilt
He is clearly lying.
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I’m not guilty
My wings were clipped, my heart in a chain, I suffered then, I walked through pain, but even now I know my strength, and I know I'll go any length to save the ones I love.
My least favorite person is me, but my favorite people are y'all. Keeper of Lore, Scribe, Writer.
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"would people just get into the car please? you can argue all you want on the way to the station."
Pronouns: She/Her
Gender: Nonbinary Female, 1/3 human, 1/3 feline, 1/3 dragon
Mentally and emotionally unstable, anorexic (currently in remission!), autism, ADHD, anger issues
Pssssst if I get in, I’ll escape and free yall.
My wings were clipped, my heart in a chain, I suffered then, I walked through pain, but even now I know my strength, and I know I'll go any length to save the ones I love.
My least favorite person is me, but my favorite people are y'all. Keeper of Lore, Scribe, Writer.
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That's exactly what a guilty person would say!
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Eggo Lass, Bone and Oblivion
Tendilius Mondhaven Paxaramus, Drakkenheim
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And bad move trying to pin this on a bystander, I legally cannot be arrested because the officer wouldn't have probable cause to do so.
im not TRYING to arrest you. you are just digging your own hole
Pronouns: She/Her
Gender: Nonbinary Female, 1/3 human, 1/3 feline, 1/3 dragon
Mentally and emotionally unstable, anorexic (currently in remission!), autism, ADHD, anger issues
"Federal Crime of Assisting or Instigating Escape – 18 U.S.C. § 752(a) Clearly, in the United States, it's a crime anywhere to provide someone assistance who is attempting to escape from lawful custody. Put simply, if you assist or instigate an escape from prison, you will be facing serious criminal charges."
Shhhh I’m gonna free ya! You’re digging yourself into a bigger hole!
My wings were clipped, my heart in a chain, I suffered then, I walked through pain, but even now I know my strength, and I know I'll go any length to save the ones I love.
My least favorite person is me, but my favorite people are y'all. Keeper of Lore, Scribe, Writer.
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That would be you. Me reciting a law is in no way an incrimination of myself. You on the other hand are loudly announcing you will commit a serious crime. All of this is being recorded by the way, so denial will not work in court.
I was whispering!
My wings were clipped, my heart in a chain, I suffered then, I walked through pain, but even now I know my strength, and I know I'll go any length to save the ones I love.
My least favorite person is me, but my favorite people are y'all. Keeper of Lore, Scribe, Writer.
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I have a good microphone
*walks in* ... What's happening?
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
Shhh murder. You arrived late! You were supposed to eat the bodies!
My wings were clipped, my heart in a chain, I suffered then, I walked through pain, but even now I know my strength, and I know I'll go any length to save the ones I love.
My least favorite person is me, but my favorite people are y'all. Keeper of Lore, Scribe, Writer.
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Nothing. Nothing at all.
Hey, could you sign this stack of documents really quickly? I promise it's not going to implicate you in countless crimes.
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Belolonandalogalo Malololomologalo Tumagalokumagalo, Sunny
Eggo Lass, Bone and Oblivion
Tendilius Mondhaven Paxaramus, Drakkenheim
Get rickrolled here. Awesome music here. Track 50, 9/23/25, The Mystery of Your Gift
You ratted me out!
My wings were clipped, my heart in a chain, I suffered then, I walked through pain, but even now I know my strength, and I know I'll go any length to save the ones I love.
My least favorite person is me, but my favorite people are y'all. Keeper of Lore, Scribe, Writer.
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Don't worry. Jail is temporary. It's prison that's the majority of your stay.
This is a signature. It was a simple signature. But it has been upgraded.
Belolonandalogalo Malololomologalo Tumagalokumagalo, Sunny
Eggo Lass, Bone and Oblivion
Tendilius Mondhaven Paxaramus, Drakkenheim
Get rickrolled here. Awesome music here. Track 50, 9/23/25, The Mystery of Your Gift