Also that's not how witness protection works goober
Pssssst if I get in, I’ll escape and free yall.
"Federal Crime of Assisting or Instigating Escape – 18 U.S.C. § 752(a) Clearly, in the United States, it's a crime anywhere to provide someone assistance who is attempting to escape from lawful custody. Put simply, if you assist or instigate an escape from prison, you will be facing serious criminal charges."
Also that's not how witness protection works goober
Pssssst if I get in, I’ll escape and free yall.
"Federal Crime of Assisting or Instigating Escape – 18 U.S.C. § 752(a) Clearly, in the United States, it's a crime anywhere to provide someone assistance who is attempting to escape from lawful custody. Put simply, if you assist or instigate an escape from prison, you will be facing serious criminal charges."
Shhhh I’m gonna free ya! You’re digging yourself into a bigger hole!
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If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake! I am a minor so you will do none of that (GP) with me! I use He/They pronouns :3
Also that's not how witness protection works goober
Pssssst if I get in, I’ll escape and free yall.
"Federal Crime of Assisting or Instigating Escape – 18 U.S.C. § 752(a) Clearly, in the United States, it's a crime anywhere to provide someone assistance who is attempting to escape from lawful custody. Put simply, if you assist or instigate an escape from prison, you will be facing serious criminal charges."
Shhhh I’m gonna free ya! You’re digging yourself into a bigger hole!
That would be you. Me reciting a law is in no way an incrimination of myself. You on the other hand are loudly announcing you will commit a serious crime. All of this is being recorded by the way, so denial will not work in court.
Also that's not how witness protection works goober
Pssssst if I get in, I’ll escape and free yall.
"Federal Crime of Assisting or Instigating Escape – 18 U.S.C. § 752(a) Clearly, in the United States, it's a crime anywhere to provide someone assistance who is attempting to escape from lawful custody. Put simply, if you assist or instigate an escape from prison, you will be facing serious criminal charges."
Shhhh I’m gonna free ya! You’re digging yourself into a bigger hole!
That would be you. Me reciting a law is in no way an incrimination of myself. You on the other hand are loudly announcing you will commit a serious crime. All of this is being recorded by the way, so denial will not work in court.
I was whispering!
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If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake! I am a minor so you will do none of that (GP) with me! I use He/They pronouns :3
Also that's not how witness protection works goober
Pssssst if I get in, I’ll escape and free yall.
"Federal Crime of Assisting or Instigating Escape – 18 U.S.C. § 752(a) Clearly, in the United States, it's a crime anywhere to provide someone assistance who is attempting to escape from lawful custody. Put simply, if you assist or instigate an escape from prison, you will be facing serious criminal charges."
Shhhh I’m gonna free ya! You’re digging yourself into a bigger hole!
That would be you. Me reciting a law is in no way an incrimination of myself. You on the other hand are loudly announcing you will commit a serious crime. All of this is being recorded by the way, so denial will not work in court.
"would people just get into the car please? you can argue all you want on the way to the station."
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Pssssst if I get in, I’ll escape and free yall.
If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake! I am a minor so you will do none of that (GP) with me! I use He/They pronouns :3
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That's exactly what a guilty person would say!
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And bad move trying to pin this on a bystander, I legally cannot be arrested because the officer wouldn't have probable cause to do so.
im not TRYING to arrest you. you are just digging your own hole
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Gender: Nonbinary Female, 1/3 human, 1/3 feline, 1/3 dragon
Mentally and emotionally unstable, anorexic (currently in remission!), autism, ADHD, anger issues
"Federal Crime of Assisting or Instigating Escape – 18 U.S.C. § 752(a) Clearly, in the United States, it's a crime anywhere to provide someone assistance who is attempting to escape from lawful custody. Put simply, if you assist or instigate an escape from prison, you will be facing serious criminal charges."
Shhhh I’m gonna free ya! You’re digging yourself into a bigger hole!
If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake! I am a minor so you will do none of that (GP) with me! I use He/They pronouns :3
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That would be you. Me reciting a law is in no way an incrimination of myself. You on the other hand are loudly announcing you will commit a serious crime. All of this is being recorded by the way, so denial will not work in court.
I was whispering!
If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake! I am a minor so you will do none of that (GP) with me! I use He/They pronouns :3
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I have a good microphone
*walks in* ... What's happening?
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, firstborn child and liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer (Drummer), the Endless Maws (Isis), the Mad Murderer (PJ), more on my extended sig
Shhh murder. You arrived late! You were supposed to eat the bodies!
If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake! I am a minor so you will do none of that (GP) with me! I use He/They pronouns :3
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Nothing. Nothing at all.
Hey, could you sign this stack of documents really quickly? I promise it's not going to implicate you in countless crimes.
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Belolonandalogalo, Sunny
Eggo Lass, Bone and Oblivion | Tendilius Mondhaven Paxaramus, Drakkenheim
Karl Erikson, No Guts No Glory | Chipper, Curse of Strahd
Silverwood Group 1 | Silverwood Group 2
Get rickrolled here. Awesome music here. Track 51, 10/23/25, Viva La Vida
You ratted me out!
If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake! I am a minor so you will do none of that (GP) with me! I use He/They pronouns :3
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Don't worry. Jail is temporary. It's prison that's the majority of your stay.
This is a signature. It was a simple signature. But it has been upgraded.
Belolonandalogalo, Sunny
Eggo Lass, Bone and Oblivion | Tendilius Mondhaven Paxaramus, Drakkenheim
Karl Erikson, No Guts No Glory | Chipper, Curse of Strahd
Silverwood Group 1 | Silverwood Group 2
Get rickrolled here. Awesome music here. Track 51, 10/23/25, Viva La Vida
You asked what you had to do!
If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake! I am a minor so you will do none of that (GP) with me! I use He/They pronouns :3
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