it was brought up on another thread but now I’d like to ask some people here, how good of a friend do you guys consider me as? If we’re just talking about people on the forums, not compared to anyone you know irl. (That’s sort of the best way I could phrase it)
also, would anyone like to rp on the Universe Smorgasbord?
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it was brought up on another thread but now I’d like to ask some people here, how good of a friend do you guys consider me as? If we’re just talking about people on the forums, not compared to anyone you know irl. (That’s sort of the best way I could phrase it)
also, would anyone like to rp on the Universe Smorgasbord?
Very good friend. Ik I haven’t been back on ddb for very long, so I’m prolly not very high on people’s lists. I will work my way up though 😤
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No cost too great. No mind to think. No will to break. No voice to cry suffering. Born of God and Void.
it was brought up on another thread but now I’d like to ask some people here, how good of a friend do you guys consider me as? If we’re just talking about people on the forums, not compared to anyone you know irl. (That’s sort of the best way I could phrase it)
also, would anyone like to rp on the Universe Smorgasbord?
it was brought up on another thread but now I’d like to ask some people here, how good of a friend do you guys consider me as? If we’re just talking about people on the forums, not compared to anyone you know irl. (That’s sort of the best way I could phrase it)
also, would anyone like to rp on the Universe Smorgasbord?
And the topic of that, since I was thinking about fey contract stuff and things, I'm reminded of Abyssinia and Menelik II. One of the things that led up to the Battle of Adwa was when the Italians came to Menelik II with an agreement called the Treaty of Wuchale.
Now Menelik II didn't understand Italian. So the version they showed him was written in Amharic. And he agreed to it. However a problem arose when the Italians wanted to enforce some things found in the Italian version of the treaty. In the Ahmaric version is was mentioned that Menelik II could conduct diplomatic affairs using Italians authorities. The Italian version however stated that he must do so. And when the Italians tried to enforce that, essentially making him a vassal of Italy, Menelik II didn't take too kindly to that.
Bingo bango boomo and a little while later the Ethiopians won the Battle of Adwa and Ethiopia remained the only African country to not get colonized during the Scramble for Africa.
It involves some extra lore stuff they added about Fairies needing human belief to survive, so Tink kidnaps Peter Pan and the lost boys to keep her and her friends alive, Wendy messes stuff up by almost convincing them to leave neverland, which would be very bad for Tink and Friends.
so the obvious thing to do is for Tink to kill Wendy.
anyways, I kinda want to make a new type of hag. I’ve already home brewed two of my own hags, Guilltoine and carousel hags. So I need some inspiration…
Office Hag. The ones really into contracts. They'll hang around the water cooler spreading lies and deceit to turn people against each other. "Hey, Charlie, between you and me Cheryl doesn't like you." paired with "Oh hey, Cheryl. I think Charlie is avoiding you because he's got some treachery up his sleeves." Will use their fey talents to forecast into the future, making them useful for business owners looking to up the bottom line. But will make working there miserable.
Trail Hag. Dedicated to leading travelers astray. They'll create false illusions of signs. Given time they can even create what initially looks like a path. But these false paths quickly end and cause followers of them to often get lost with no markers of how to get back to the original trail. They'll even show up to lost travelers under the guise of a helpful druid offering directions or being a temporary guide, only to lead the hapless victims further into forests where they have the power to strike bargains in their favor, lest their target be lost forever.
Lake Hag. Watery tarts lobbing scimitars is no basis for a stable system of government. But boy is it fun! These hags will lay in wait beneath the surface waiting for people to come by at which point they'll emerge with prophecies of grandeur and tales of riches. They may even offer gifts to those that visit, but these gifts are often trapped with curses that bind the victim's life energy to the hag's for her usage.
the idea for Guillotine and Carousel hags were that they fed on emotions, or well fed on the people feeling those emotions. Guillotine hags feed off of feelings of guilt, anger, betrayal, and anarchy. The French Revolution was orchestrated by a Guillotine hag. Carousel hags feed off of joy and love. Mary Poppins might have been a carousel hag.
Yes, there is. It also includes the Cat in the Hat.
Just checked, couldn’t find the stats I made for guillotine hags, but I did find the stats for the Carousel hag if you want to see it. I actually have a character on the forums that is a Carousel hag. Their name is Aunt Pleasant, and she looks like what you would imagine a normal elementary school teacher would look like, with a sunflower dress and a kind smile and all that stuff. However, carousel hags have this special ability where they can sort of make onlookers not realize anything they’re doing is out of the ordinary.
i kinda want to continue the trend of hags that feed on emotions (and emotional people) so I need to think of another sort of thing like that I could turn into a hag… first thing that came to mind was a hag that fed off of confusion (which I actually might just turn into its own separate fey monster, called a Whatsit)
Of the taverners on Dndbeyond, you are one of my best friends here.
I would roleplay but I am going to bed now.
Very good friend. Ik I haven’t been back on ddb for very long, so I’m prolly not very high on people’s lists. I will work my way up though 😤
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No cost too great. No mind to think. No will to break. No voice to cry suffering. Born of God and Void.
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Yay!
And the topic of that, since I was thinking about fey contract stuff and things, I'm reminded of Abyssinia and Menelik II. One of the things that led up to the Battle of Adwa was when the Italians came to Menelik II with an agreement called the Treaty of Wuchale.
Now Menelik II didn't understand Italian. So the version they showed him was written in Amharic. And he agreed to it. However a problem arose when the Italians wanted to enforce some things found in the Italian version of the treaty. In the Ahmaric version is was mentioned that Menelik II could conduct diplomatic affairs using Italians authorities. The Italian version however stated that he must do so. And when the Italians tried to enforce that, essentially making him a vassal of Italy, Menelik II didn't take too kindly to that.
Bingo bango boomo and a little while later the Ethiopians won the Battle of Adwa and Ethiopia remained the only African country to not get colonized during the Scramble for Africa.
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Ooh interesting, I didn’t know about that! History if fun.
i also just discovered that someone made a Disney villain song for Tinkerbell. And it’s actually super cool.
How?
I know Tink gets way too jealous of Wendy.
But how does she get a villain song?
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It involves some extra lore stuff they added about Fairies needing human belief to survive, so Tink kidnaps Peter Pan and the lost boys to keep her and her friends alive, Wendy messes stuff up by almost convincing them to leave neverland, which would be very bad for Tink and Friends.
so the obvious thing to do is for Tink to kill Wendy.
which she does.
Tinkerbell after killing Wendy,
♫ I got 99 problems... ♪
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Hahaahhahaah
anyways, I kinda want to make a new type of hag. I’ve already home brewed two of my own hags, Guilltoine and carousel hags. So I need some inspiration…
Office Hag. The ones really into contracts. They'll hang around the water cooler spreading lies and deceit to turn people against each other. "Hey, Charlie, between you and me Cheryl doesn't like you." paired with "Oh hey, Cheryl. I think Charlie is avoiding you because he's got some treachery up his sleeves." Will use their fey talents to forecast into the future, making them useful for business owners looking to up the bottom line. But will make working there miserable.
Trail Hag. Dedicated to leading travelers astray. They'll create false illusions of signs. Given time they can even create what initially looks like a path. But these false paths quickly end and cause followers of them to often get lost with no markers of how to get back to the original trail. They'll even show up to lost travelers under the guise of a helpful druid offering directions or being a temporary guide, only to lead the hapless victims further into forests where they have the power to strike bargains in their favor, lest their target be lost forever.
Lake Hag. Watery tarts lobbing scimitars is no basis for a stable system of government. But boy is it fun! These hags will lay in wait beneath the surface waiting for people to come by at which point they'll emerge with prophecies of grandeur and tales of riches. They may even offer gifts to those that visit, but these gifts are often trapped with curses that bind the victim's life energy to the hag's for her usage.
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Love those ideas.
the idea for Guillotine and Carousel hags were that they fed on emotions, or well fed on the people feeling those emotions. Guillotine hags feed off of feelings of guilt, anger, betrayal, and anarchy. The French Revolution was orchestrated by a Guillotine hag. Carousel hags feed off of joy and love. Mary Poppins might have been a carousel hag.
Isn't there some theory that Mary Poppins is the same kind of being that It is?
(But I do love the theories that take something sweet and make it dark. So Poppins as a hag is quite amusing.)
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Yes, there is. It also includes the Cat in the Hat.
Just checked, couldn’t find the stats I made for guillotine hags, but I did find the stats for the Carousel hag if you want to see it. I actually have a character on the forums that is a Carousel hag. Their name is Aunt Pleasant, and she looks like what you would imagine a normal elementary school teacher would look like, with a sunflower dress and a kind smile and all that stuff. However, carousel hags have this special ability where they can sort of make onlookers not realize anything they’re doing is out of the ordinary.
that ability extends to eating children.
"Hello, kids. We're going to learn about commas today."
*bored groans*
"Let's take the following sentence. Do you think this sentence is correct as is? Let's eat kids."
*little girl excitedly raises her hand*
"Yes, Anabelle?"
"It's wrong. There should be a comma before the 'kids' since you're talking to the kids, not eating them."
*Anakin stare*
"...It's wrong. There should be a comma before the 'kids' since you're talking to the kids, not eating them."
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Aunt Pleasant would 100% do this.
thank you for that idea.
i kinda want to continue the trend of hags that feed on emotions (and emotional people) so I need to think of another sort of thing like that I could turn into a hag… first thing that came to mind was a hag that fed off of confusion (which I actually might just turn into its own separate fey monster, called a Whatsit)
Therapist Hag.
So, tell me what's bothering you. *drools* Please.
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Wait yes actually that’s a great idea I’ll do that
We will watch your career with great interest.
And of post the stat blocks once you've made them!
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Alright. Wanna see the Carousel hag?