Haven’t had a coke in a good four days. I was starting to experience withdrawal symptoms until I just went to the gas station to get one. Elliot can tell you how addicted I am
i was confused cause i didn't recognize your pfp at first and i was thinking to myself "why does this new person know who i am..."
but yeah gradius is a coke addict. he told me to try coke and now i am addicted too, just on a lesser level
Saying I’m a coke addict sounds…a little different than what you mean. Coca Cola addict is better.
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My name’s Gradius, this is my second account :P I love Hollow Knight and I have been on ddb for a while. Come rp with me anytime! It is my purpose. My title that was given to me by Drummer is…SPIRIT OF THE WEST, GUARDIAN OF THE HOLLOWS.
No cost too great. No mind to think. No will to break. No voice to cry suffering. Born of God and Void.
Haven’t had a coke in a good four days. I was starting to experience withdrawal symptoms until I just went to the gas station to get one. Elliot can tell you how addicted I am
coke in a hood? wait now it says good wth is going on?
Gradius is gonna be robbing people for Coca Cola any day now.
Himy you dumbo I had a typo and meant to say good, not hood. I edited it.
ok so the coke is not from the bad part of town
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Somewhere between a genius and a moron.
It was me Barry! I Jumped Jack Flash!
If I pretend my problems don’t exist and walk fast enough, they’ll eventually disappear
Haven’t had a coke in a good four days. I was starting to experience withdrawal symptoms until I just went to the gas station to get one. Elliot can tell you how addicted I am
i was confused cause i didn't recognize your pfp at first and i was thinking to myself "why does this new person know who i am..."
but yeah gradius is a coke addict. he told me to try coke and now i am addicted too, just on a lesser level
Saying I’m a coke addict sounds…a little different than what you mean. Coca Cola addict is better.
But Coke addict is funnier.
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What's life without a little war to spice things up? Anyone who worries about the little things should notice the bigger picture.
I am (As drummerboy stated) The master of many faces, The unseen puppeteer, The illumination, & The unnoticed influence.
Favorite games series: Dark Souls. Shirtless Solaire. Best best game series of all time: Paper Mario. Fight me about it.
Haven’t had a coke in a good four days. I was starting to experience withdrawal symptoms until I just went to the gas station to get one. Elliot can tell you how addicted I am
i was confused cause i didn't recognize your pfp at first and i was thinking to myself "why does this new person know who i am..."
but yeah gradius is a coke addict. he told me to try coke and now i am addicted too, just on a lesser level
Saying I’m a coke addict sounds…a little different than what you mean. Coca Cola addict is better.
This is an intervention, Gradius. And begins with being honest.
Haven’t had a coke in a good four days. I was starting to experience withdrawal symptoms until I just went to the gas station to get one. Elliot can tell you how addicted I am
i was confused cause i didn't recognize your pfp at first and i was thinking to myself "why does this new person know who i am..."
but yeah gradius is a coke addict. he told me to try coke and now i am addicted too, just on a lesser level
Saying I’m a coke addict sounds…a little different than what you mean. Coca Cola addict is better.
HAH yeah i just realized how that sounds lmao
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(he/him)
I confess it's a shame, When you livin' in a city that's the size of a box and nobody knows yo' name
Haven’t had a coke in a good four days. I was starting to experience withdrawal symptoms until I just went to the gas station to get one. Elliot can tell you how addicted I am
i was confused cause i didn't recognize your pfp at first and i was thinking to myself "why does this new person know who i am..."
but yeah gradius is a coke addict. he told me to try coke and now i am addicted too, just on a lesser level
Saying I’m a coke addict sounds…a little different than what you mean. Coca Cola addict is better.
im not a coke addict not as of now
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Somewhere between a genius and a moron.
It was me Barry! I Jumped Jack Flash!
If I pretend my problems don’t exist and walk fast enough, they’ll eventually disappear
Haven’t had a coke in a good four days. I was starting to experience withdrawal symptoms until I just went to the gas station to get one. Elliot can tell you how addicted I am
i was confused cause i didn't recognize your pfp at first and i was thinking to myself "why does this new person know who i am..."
but yeah gradius is a coke addict. he told me to try coke and now i am addicted too, just on a lesser level
Saying I’m a coke addict sounds…a little different than what you mean. Coca Cola addict is better.
Haven’t had a coke in a good four days. I was starting to experience withdrawal symptoms until I just went to the gas station to get one. Elliot can tell you how addicted I am
i was confused cause i didn't recognize your pfp at first and i was thinking to myself "why does this new person know who i am..."
but yeah gradius is a coke addict. he told me to try coke and now i am addicted too, just on a lesser level
Saying I’m a coke addict sounds…a little different than what you mean. Coca Cola addict is better.
This is an intervention, Gradius. And begins with being honest.
Honestly, I am very addicted. There. Happy?
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My name’s Gradius, this is my second account :P I love Hollow Knight and I have been on ddb for a while. Come rp with me anytime! It is my purpose. My title that was given to me by Drummer is…SPIRIT OF THE WEST, GUARDIAN OF THE HOLLOWS.
No cost too great. No mind to think. No will to break. No voice to cry suffering. Born of God and Void.
If I told you what I was, I'd have to kill you.... tell no one what you've seen.
Alright so Salem is one of the Australian spiders. Those things ain't natural I'm telling you.
bleck thinking of those spiders makes me feel like im getting impaled by one of their legs...
A D&D spider has a STR score of 2. That's, because of the tiny size, a carrying capacity of 15lbs.
Imagine your party walks into the room and sees a spider just carrying off a newborn baby. That's normal in the world of D&D.
Plus because tiny is only one size smaller than small, spiders can grapple halflings and gnomes. (Along with any other small race.)
aHhhHH my skin is crawling so much it feels like im disintegrating
Also elephants can jump pretty far unlike their real-life counterpart.
Imagine you see an elephant on the other side of a crevasse so you're like, "Okay I'm safe." Then an angry goblin riding it charges forwards and leaps over, doing a tramping charge at the same time.
If I told you what I was, I'd have to kill you.... tell no one what you've seen.
Alright so Salem is one of the Australian spiders. Those things ain't natural I'm telling you.
bleck thinking of those spiders makes me feel like im getting impaled by one of their legs...
A D&D spider has a STR score of 2. That's, because of the tiny size, a carrying capacity of 15lbs.
Imagine your party walks into the room and sees a spider just carrying off a newborn baby. That's normal in the world of D&D.
Plus because tiny is only one size smaller than small, spiders can grapple halflings and gnomes. (Along with any other small race.)
aHhhHH my skin is crawling so much it feels like im disintegrating
Also elephants can jump pretty far unlike their real-life counterpart.
Imagine you see an elephant on the other side of a crevasse so you're like, "Okay I'm safe." Then an angry goblin riding it charges forwards and leaps over, doing a tramping charge at the same time.
i would prolly just abt die if that happened to me-
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(he/him)
I confess it's a shame, When you livin' in a city that's the size of a box and nobody knows yo' name
If I told you what I was, I'd have to kill you.... tell no one what you've seen.
Alright so Salem is one of the Australian spiders. Those things ain't natural I'm telling you.
bleck thinking of those spiders makes me feel like im getting impaled by one of their legs...
A D&D spider has a STR score of 2. That's, because of the tiny size, a carrying capacity of 15lbs.
Imagine your party walks into the room and sees a spider just carrying off a newborn baby. That's normal in the world of D&D.
Plus because tiny is only one size smaller than small, spiders can grapple halflings and gnomes. (Along with any other small race.)
aHhhHH my skin is crawling so much it feels like im disintegrating
Also elephants can jump pretty far unlike their real-life counterpart.
Imagine you see an elephant on the other side of a crevasse so you're like, "Okay I'm safe." Then an angry goblin riding it charges forwards and leaps over, doing a tramping charge at the same time.
i would prolly just abt die if that happened to me-
RAW vs Reality can be fun.
Apparently in an earlier addition waterboarding was a valid means of saving someone's life.
Drowning, to stay scary no matter your level, set your HP to 0.
As HP could go negative in that edition that meat drowning your dying teammate would, RAW, set their HP back up to 0.
i changed my pfp back. Frog was too cute for me. I need demonic Luffy from the perspective of his victim to properly display my personality.
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My name’s Gradius, this is my second account :P I love Hollow Knight and I have been on ddb for a while. Come rp with me anytime! It is my purpose. My title that was given to me by Drummer is…SPIRIT OF THE WEST, GUARDIAN OF THE HOLLOWS.
No cost too great. No mind to think. No will to break. No voice to cry suffering. Born of God and Void.
i changed my pfp back. Frog was too cute for me. I need demonic Luffy from the perspective of his victim to properly display my personality.
*resists the urge to explain, in detail, his thoughts on why the frog works better for Gradius' personality*
Frog don’t match my personality, fool
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My name’s Gradius, this is my second account :P I love Hollow Knight and I have been on ddb for a while. Come rp with me anytime! It is my purpose. My title that was given to me by Drummer is…SPIRIT OF THE WEST, GUARDIAN OF THE HOLLOWS.
No cost too great. No mind to think. No will to break. No voice to cry suffering. Born of God and Void.
TRON LIVES
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Saying I’m a coke addict sounds…a little different than what you mean. Coca Cola addict is better.
My name’s Gradius, this is my second account :P I love Hollow Knight and I have been on ddb for a while. Come rp with me anytime! It is my purpose. My title that was given to me by Drummer is…SPIRIT OF THE WEST, GUARDIAN OF THE HOLLOWS.
No cost too great. No mind to think. No will to break. No voice to cry suffering. Born of God and Void.
TRON LIVES
aHhhHH my skin is crawling so much it feels like im disintegrating
(he/him)
I confess it's a shame, When you livin' in a city that's the size of a box and nobody knows yo' name
-"I Wish" Skee-Lo (literally the best song ever)
Nickname: Elliot the Old (IM NOT THAT OLD VITUS-)
ok so the coke is not from the bad part of town
Somewhere between a genius and a moron.
It was me Barry! I Jumped Jack Flash!
If I pretend my problems don’t exist and walk fast enough, they’ll eventually disappear
Your honor, shut up, you wasn't even there
It’s only a war crime if you lose
But Coke addict is funnier.
What's life without a little war to spice things up? Anyone who worries about the little things should notice the bigger picture.
I am (As drummerboy stated) The master of many faces, The unseen puppeteer, The illumination, & The unnoticed influence.
Favorite games series: Dark Souls. Shirtless Solaire. Best best game series of all time: Paper Mario. Fight me about it.
Etiam im librum scribo
This is an intervention, Gradius. And begins with being honest.
This is a signature. It was a simple signature. But it has been upgraded.
Belolonandalogalo Malololomologalo Tumagalokumagalo, Sunny
Eggo Lass, Bone and Oblivion
Tendilius Mondhaven Paxaramus, Drakkenheim
Silverwood Group 1 | Silverwood Group 2
Get rickrolled here. Awesome music here. Track 50, 9/23/25, The Mystery of Your Gift
HAH yeah i just realized how that sounds lmao
(he/him)
I confess it's a shame, When you livin' in a city that's the size of a box and nobody knows yo' name
-"I Wish" Skee-Lo (literally the best song ever)
Nickname: Elliot the Old (IM NOT THAT OLD VITUS-)
im not a coke addict not as of now
Somewhere between a genius and a moron.
It was me Barry! I Jumped Jack Flash!
If I pretend my problems don’t exist and walk fast enough, they’ll eventually disappear
Your honor, shut up, you wasn't even there
It’s only a war crime if you lose
I had the same thought lmao
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Honestly, I am very addicted. There. Happy?
My name’s Gradius, this is my second account :P I love Hollow Knight and I have been on ddb for a while. Come rp with me anytime! It is my purpose. My title that was given to me by Drummer is…SPIRIT OF THE WEST, GUARDIAN OF THE HOLLOWS.
No cost too great. No mind to think. No will to break. No voice to cry suffering. Born of God and Void.
TRON LIVES
Also elephants can jump pretty far unlike their real-life counterpart.
Imagine you see an elephant on the other side of a crevasse so you're like, "Okay I'm safe." Then an angry goblin riding it charges forwards and leaps over, doing a tramping charge at the same time.
This is a signature. It was a simple signature. But it has been upgraded.
Belolonandalogalo Malololomologalo Tumagalokumagalo, Sunny
Eggo Lass, Bone and Oblivion
Tendilius Mondhaven Paxaramus, Drakkenheim
Silverwood Group 1 | Silverwood Group 2
Get rickrolled here. Awesome music here. Track 50, 9/23/25, The Mystery of Your Gift
i would prolly just abt die if that happened to me-
(he/him)
I confess it's a shame, When you livin' in a city that's the size of a box and nobody knows yo' name
-"I Wish" Skee-Lo (literally the best song ever)
Nickname: Elliot the Old (IM NOT THAT OLD VITUS-)
*combusts*
(he/him)
I confess it's a shame, When you livin' in a city that's the size of a box and nobody knows yo' name
-"I Wish" Skee-Lo (literally the best song ever)
Nickname: Elliot the Old (IM NOT THAT OLD VITUS-)
get good
Somewhere between a genius and a moron.
It was me Barry! I Jumped Jack Flash!
If I pretend my problems don’t exist and walk fast enough, they’ll eventually disappear
Your honor, shut up, you wasn't even there
It’s only a war crime if you lose
RAW vs Reality can be fun.
Apparently in an earlier addition waterboarding was a valid means of saving someone's life.
Drowning, to stay scary no matter your level, set your HP to 0.
As HP could go negative in that edition that meat drowning your dying teammate would, RAW, set their HP back up to 0.
This is a signature. It was a simple signature. But it has been upgraded.
Belolonandalogalo Malololomologalo Tumagalokumagalo, Sunny
Eggo Lass, Bone and Oblivion
Tendilius Mondhaven Paxaramus, Drakkenheim
Silverwood Group 1 | Silverwood Group 2
Get rickrolled here. Awesome music here. Track 50, 9/23/25, The Mystery of Your Gift
i changed my pfp back. Frog was too cute for me. I need demonic Luffy from the perspective of his victim to properly display my personality.
My name’s Gradius, this is my second account :P I love Hollow Knight and I have been on ddb for a while. Come rp with me anytime! It is my purpose. My title that was given to me by Drummer is…SPIRIT OF THE WEST, GUARDIAN OF THE HOLLOWS.
No cost too great. No mind to think. No will to break. No voice to cry suffering. Born of God and Void.
TRON LIVES
*resists the urge to explain, in detail, his thoughts on why the frog works better for Gradius' personality*
This is a signature. It was a simple signature. But it has been upgraded.
Belolonandalogalo Malololomologalo Tumagalokumagalo, Sunny
Eggo Lass, Bone and Oblivion
Tendilius Mondhaven Paxaramus, Drakkenheim
Silverwood Group 1 | Silverwood Group 2
Get rickrolled here. Awesome music here. Track 50, 9/23/25, The Mystery of Your Gift
Makes me wonder which one of my pfps displays my personality best.
What's life without a little war to spice things up? Anyone who worries about the little things should notice the bigger picture.
I am (As drummerboy stated) The master of many faces, The unseen puppeteer, The illumination, & The unnoticed influence.
Favorite games series: Dark Souls. Shirtless Solaire. Best best game series of all time: Paper Mario. Fight me about it.
Etiam im librum scribo
Frog don’t match my personality, fool
My name’s Gradius, this is my second account :P I love Hollow Knight and I have been on ddb for a while. Come rp with me anytime! It is my purpose. My title that was given to me by Drummer is…SPIRIT OF THE WEST, GUARDIAN OF THE HOLLOWS.
No cost too great. No mind to think. No will to break. No voice to cry suffering. Born of God and Void.
TRON LIVES