If I told you what I was, I'd have to kill you.... tell no one what you've seen.
Alright so Salem is one of the Australian spiders. Those things ain't natural I'm telling you.
bleck thinking of those spiders makes me feel like im getting impaled by one of their legs...
A D&D spider has a STR score of 2. That's, because of the tiny size, a carrying capacity of 15lbs.
Imagine your party walks into the room and sees a spider just carrying off a newborn baby. That's normal in the world of D&D.
Plus because tiny is only one size smaller than small, spiders can grapple halflings and gnomes. (Along with any other small race.)
aHhhHH my skin is crawling so much it feels like im disintegrating
Also elephants can jump pretty far unlike their real-life counterpart.
Imagine you see an elephant on the other side of a crevasse so you're like, "Okay I'm safe." Then an angry goblin riding it charges forwards and leaps over, doing a tramping charge at the same time.
i would prolly just abt die if that happened to me-
RAW vs Reality can be fun.
Apparently in an earlier addition waterboarding was a valid means of saving someone's life.
Drowning, to stay scary no matter your level, set your HP to 0.
As HP could go negative in that edition that meat drowning your dying teammate would, RAW, set their HP back up to 0.
nice
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Somewhere between a genius and a moron.
It was me Barry! I Jumped Jack Flash!
If I pretend my problems don’t exist and walk fast enough, they’ll eventually disappear
i changed my pfp back. Frog was too cute for me. I need demonic Luffy from the perspective of his victim to properly display my personality.
Makes me wonder which one of my pfps displays my personality best.
That one
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My name’s Gradius, this is my second account :P I love Hollow Knight and I have been on ddb for a while. Come rp with me anytime! It is my purpose. My title that was given to me by Drummer is…SPIRIT OF THE WEST, GUARDIAN OF THE HOLLOWS.
No cost too great. No mind to think. No will to break. No voice to cry suffering. Born of God and Void.
i changed my pfp back. Frog was too cute for me. I need demonic Luffy from the perspective of his victim to properly display my personality.
*resists the urge to explain, in detail, his thoughts on why the frog works better for Gradius' personality*
Frog don’t match my personality, fool
* resists :P *
I mean, go ahead, but you’re prolly mislead
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My name’s Gradius, this is my second account :P I love Hollow Knight and I have been on ddb for a while. Come rp with me anytime! It is my purpose. My title that was given to me by Drummer is…SPIRIT OF THE WEST, GUARDIAN OF THE HOLLOWS.
No cost too great. No mind to think. No will to break. No voice to cry suffering. Born of God and Void.
i changed my pfp back. Frog was too cute for me. I need demonic Luffy from the perspective of his victim to properly display my personality.
Makes me wonder which one of my pfps displays my personality best.
That one
how about me?
Nagi
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My name’s Gradius, this is my second account :P I love Hollow Knight and I have been on ddb for a while. Come rp with me anytime! It is my purpose. My title that was given to me by Drummer is…SPIRIT OF THE WEST, GUARDIAN OF THE HOLLOWS.
No cost too great. No mind to think. No will to break. No voice to cry suffering. Born of God and Void.
Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
Though I'm curious what your silliest ideas for characters are.
For me it's these three.
1. Eggo Lass, built on the Legolas -> Eggo Lass pun. And now, having played her a bit, further inspired by me watching Delicious in Dungeon (and the fact the first two monsters we faced were animals) to want to cook the monsters we slay.
2. Tempus Retrovios. High Elf Wizard in his 30s. If anyone asks why he's young for an elf he'll lie and say Wild Magic did it. (He does not have proficiency in deception.)
3. Rogan the Rouge. A combination of two things. One, Rogue gets mispelled as Rouge very often. So he's got levels in Rogue and red hair. So "Rogan the Rouge the Rogue." He's also a centaur and has the Thief rogue subclass. This allows him to climb at a normal pace, not the slowed pace of a centaur. So if you have a ladder you better be ready to see a centaur bolt up 120ft in 6 seconds 'cause his hooves aren't slowing him down.
Plus he's multiclassed with barbarian to use STR on his rapier combined with Reckless Attack for self-given sneak attack advantage.
i changed my pfp back. Frog was too cute for me. I need demonic Luffy from the perspective of his victim to properly display my personality.
Makes me wonder which one of my pfps displays my personality best.
That one
how about me?
Nagi
how?
Idk. You’re chill. Nagi’s chill.
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My name’s Gradius, this is my second account :P I love Hollow Knight and I have been on ddb for a while. Come rp with me anytime! It is my purpose. My title that was given to me by Drummer is…SPIRIT OF THE WEST, GUARDIAN OF THE HOLLOWS.
No cost too great. No mind to think. No will to break. No voice to cry suffering. Born of God and Void.
Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
(I know he was, I just gotta keep 'im on his toes.)
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Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
I do know you by now, Salem. That's why somebody (namely me) has to keep you on your toes.
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Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
nice
Somewhere between a genius and a moron.
It was me Barry! I Jumped Jack Flash!
If I pretend my problems don’t exist and walk fast enough, they’ll eventually disappear
Your honor, shut up, you wasn't even there
It’s only a war crime if you lose
That one
My name’s Gradius, this is my second account :P I love Hollow Knight and I have been on ddb for a while. Come rp with me anytime! It is my purpose. My title that was given to me by Drummer is…SPIRIT OF THE WEST, GUARDIAN OF THE HOLLOWS.
No cost too great. No mind to think. No will to break. No voice to cry suffering. Born of God and Void.
TRON LIVES
how about me?
Somewhere between a genius and a moron.
It was me Barry! I Jumped Jack Flash!
If I pretend my problems don’t exist and walk fast enough, they’ll eventually disappear
Your honor, shut up, you wasn't even there
It’s only a war crime if you lose
* resists :P *
This is a signature. It was a simple signature. But it has been upgraded.
Belolonandalogalo Malololomologalo Tumagalokumagalo, Sunny
Eggo Lass, Bone and Oblivion
Tendilius Mondhaven Paxaramus, Drakkenheim
Silverwood Group 1 | Silverwood Group 2
Get rickrolled here. Awesome music here. Track 50, 9/23/25, The Mystery of Your Gift
I mean, go ahead, but you’re prolly mislead
My name’s Gradius, this is my second account :P I love Hollow Knight and I have been on ddb for a while. Come rp with me anytime! It is my purpose. My title that was given to me by Drummer is…SPIRIT OF THE WEST, GUARDIAN OF THE HOLLOWS.
No cost too great. No mind to think. No will to break. No voice to cry suffering. Born of God and Void.
TRON LIVES
Nagi
My name’s Gradius, this is my second account :P I love Hollow Knight and I have been on ddb for a while. Come rp with me anytime! It is my purpose. My title that was given to me by Drummer is…SPIRIT OF THE WEST, GUARDIAN OF THE HOLLOWS.
No cost too great. No mind to think. No will to break. No voice to cry suffering. Born of God and Void.
TRON LIVES
I'm baaaaaaaaaack, everyone!
Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
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how?
Somewhere between a genius and a moron.
It was me Barry! I Jumped Jack Flash!
If I pretend my problems don’t exist and walk fast enough, they’ll eventually disappear
Your honor, shut up, you wasn't even there
It’s only a war crime if you lose
Though I'm curious what your silliest ideas for characters are.
For me it's these three.
1. Eggo Lass, built on the Legolas -> Eggo Lass pun. And now, having played her a bit, further inspired by me watching Delicious in Dungeon (and the fact the first two monsters we faced were animals) to want to cook the monsters we slay.
2. Tempus Retrovios. High Elf Wizard in his 30s. If anyone asks why he's young for an elf he'll lie and say Wild Magic did it. (He does not have proficiency in deception.)
3. Rogan the Rouge. A combination of two things. One, Rogue gets mispelled as Rouge very often. So he's got levels in Rogue and red hair. So "Rogan the Rouge the Rogue." He's also a centaur and has the Thief rogue subclass. This allows him to climb at a normal pace, not the slowed pace of a centaur. So if you have a ladder you better be ready to see a centaur bolt up 120ft in 6 seconds 'cause his hooves aren't slowing him down.
Plus he's multiclassed with barbarian to use STR on his rapier combined with Reckless Attack for self-given sneak attack advantage.
This is a signature. It was a simple signature. But it has been upgraded.
Belolonandalogalo Malololomologalo Tumagalokumagalo, Sunny
Eggo Lass, Bone and Oblivion
Tendilius Mondhaven Paxaramus, Drakkenheim
Silverwood Group 1 | Silverwood Group 2
Get rickrolled here. Awesome music here. Track 50, 9/23/25, The Mystery of Your Gift
Idk. You’re chill. Nagi’s chill.
My name’s Gradius, this is my second account :P I love Hollow Knight and I have been on ddb for a while. Come rp with me anytime! It is my purpose. My title that was given to me by Drummer is…SPIRIT OF THE WEST, GUARDIAN OF THE HOLLOWS.
No cost too great. No mind to think. No will to break. No voice to cry suffering. Born of God and Void.
TRON LIVES
hii
(he/him)
I confess it's a shame, When you livin' in a city that's the size of a box and nobody knows yo' name
-"I Wish" Skee-Lo (literally the best song ever)
Nickname: Elliot the Old (IM NOT THAT OLD VITUS-)
Bruh. What is wrong with you?
Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
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p sure they were just joking
(he/him)
I confess it's a shame, When you livin' in a city that's the size of a box and nobody knows yo' name
-"I Wish" Skee-Lo (literally the best song ever)
Nickname: Elliot the Old (IM NOT THAT OLD VITUS-)
Elliot, your new pfp is so adorable!
This is a signature. It was a simple signature. But it has been upgraded.
Belolonandalogalo Malololomologalo Tumagalokumagalo, Sunny
Eggo Lass, Bone and Oblivion
Tendilius Mondhaven Paxaramus, Drakkenheim
Silverwood Group 1 | Silverwood Group 2
Get rickrolled here. Awesome music here. Track 50, 9/23/25, The Mystery of Your Gift
haha thanks, Gradius insisted i change it to smth other than Killua but idkkkk i can't fine a pfp that i like
(he/him)
I confess it's a shame, When you livin' in a city that's the size of a box and nobody knows yo' name
-"I Wish" Skee-Lo (literally the best song ever)
Nickname: Elliot the Old (IM NOT THAT OLD VITUS-)
Gradius, what do you have against Killua?
This is a signature. It was a simple signature. But it has been upgraded.
Belolonandalogalo Malololomologalo Tumagalokumagalo, Sunny
Eggo Lass, Bone and Oblivion
Tendilius Mondhaven Paxaramus, Drakkenheim
Silverwood Group 1 | Silverwood Group 2
Get rickrolled here. Awesome music here. Track 50, 9/23/25, The Mystery of Your Gift
(I know he was, I just gotta keep 'im on his toes.)
Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
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I do know you by now, Salem. That's why somebody (namely me) has to keep you on your toes.
Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
Extended sig