Here's my character sheet for my warlock Arch! As you can see, I have the items that we agreed you'd give me in exchange of my liver in my inventory, thereby claiming that that deal was 100% validated.
Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
Here's my character sheet for my warlock Arch! As you can see, I have the items that we agreed you'd give me in exchange of my liver in my inventory, thereby claiming that that deal was 100% validated.
It annoys me more than it should that you took the Weapon Master feat instead of staying with simple weapons, while relying on spells. At least go for moderately armored, boosting your AC through medium armor + shield.
Here's my character sheet for my warlock Arch! As you can see, I have the items that we agreed you'd give me in exchange of my liver in my inventory, thereby claiming that that deal was 100% validated.
It annoys me more than it should that you took the Weapon Master feat instead of staying with simple weapons, while relying on spells. At least go for moderately armored, boosting your AC through medium armor + shield.
B-but, I wasn't proficient with that pike artifact!
Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
Here's my character sheet for my warlock Arch! As you can see, I have the items that we agreed you'd give me in exchange of my liver in my inventory, thereby claiming that that deal was 100% validated.
It annoys me more than it should that you took the Weapon Master feat instead of staying with simple weapons, while relying on spells. At least go for moderately armored, boosting your AC through medium armor + shield.
B-but, I wasn't proficient with that pike artifact!
(I'm impulsive, OK?)
Doesn't look like it needs proficiency to be attuned to. And the big draw I'm guessing is the extra spells? I don't see the 10d4 lightning damage from the jewels as being listed as part of the attack either.
Here's my character sheet for my warlock Arch! As you can see, I have the items that we agreed you'd give me in exchange of my liver in my inventory, thereby claiming that that deal was 100% validated.
It annoys me more than it should that you took the Weapon Master feat instead of staying with simple weapons, while relying on spells. At least go for moderately armored, boosting your AC through medium armor + shield.
B-but, I wasn't proficient with that pike artifact!
(I'm impulsive, OK?)
Doesn't look like it needs proficiency to be attuned to. And the big draw I'm guessing is the extra spells? I don't see the 10d4 lightning damage from the jewels as being listed as part of the attack either.
Hmmmmmmmm... :P
Guess I'll change.
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Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
Here's my character sheet for my warlock Arch! As you can see, I have the items that we agreed you'd give me in exchange of my liver in my inventory, thereby claiming that that deal was 100% validated.
It annoys me more than it should that you took the Weapon Master feat instead of staying with simple weapons, while relying on spells. At least go for moderately armored, boosting your AC through medium armor + shield.
B-but, I wasn't proficient with that pike artifact!
(I'm impulsive, OK?)
Doesn't look like it needs proficiency to be attuned to. And the big draw I'm guessing is the extra spells? I don't see the 10d4 lightning damage from the jewels as being listed as part of the attack either.
Hmmmmmmmm... :P
Guess I'll change.
Eh, it's your character. Do what you want.
(I just have a part of my brain that goes, "Weapons on a non-bladelock? Wha...?") :P
Ok, that's it. I'm the Lord of Space and Time and a cosmic horror, so I have higher authority then everyone here.
I rule that all charges on himy are dropped, Agate owes me his liver, Arch gets to keep Agate's soul and his firstborn as well as the magic items, Agate must find me somebody else's soul and firstborn (it cannot be found from me or himy), and Vitus and Jobah are put under permanent arrest (Vitus is placed in the shadow realm, since he is a cosmic horror of Gen alpha slang he needs further containment). Himy is granted 20 levels (replace any extra levels with epic booms). I can add any additional verdicts when I wish, and anyone who attempts to overrule me or challenge me will be consumed by insanity and chaos and be resurrected as a gibbering mother.
Also, this conversation made me think of a funny addition to the Nine Hells- an additional layer, or a sub-layer, specifically a court. In it, mortals could sue devils for illegal deals (they'd have an entire system), although the judge most often rules it in the devil's favor.
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Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
Haiiiiii, I’m Druid! (he/they/it/moth/fae/star) I'm a smol insane queer lil' mess with a terrible mental state! I'm also a therian and furry :3 My current obsessions are The Amazing Digital Circus and Hazbin Hotel, so if you ever wanna chat about that, I'm always happy to! GIVE ME YOUR MONSTER.
"Oh no! Looks like I've taken Ragatha... AND DROPPED HER IN THE DEEP FRYER!" -Jax
Ok, that's it. I'm the Lord of Space and Time and a cosmic horror, so I have higher authority then everyone here.
I rule that all charges on himy are dropped, Agate owes me his liver, Arch gets to keep Agate's soul and his firstborn as well as the magic items, Agate must find me somebody else's soul and firstborn (it cannot be found from me or himy), and Vitus and Jobah are put under permanent arrest (Vitus is placed in the shadow realm, since he is a cosmic horror of Gen alpha slang he needs further containment). Himy is granted 20 levels (replace any extra levels with epic booms). I can add any additional verdicts when I wish, and anyone who attempts to overrule me or challenge me will be consumed by insanity and chaos and be resurrected as a gibbering mother.
Also, this conversation made me think of a funny addition to the Nine Hells- an additional layer, or a sub-layer, specifically a court. In it, mortals could sue devils for illegal deals (they'd have an entire system), although the judge most often rules it in the devil's favor.
Here's a soul and firstborn child for you!
*hands over Vecna's soul and Glasya, Asmodeus's firstborn daughter*
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Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
Ok, that's it. I'm the Lord of Space and Time and a cosmic horror, so I have higher authority then everyone here.
I rule that all charges on himy are dropped, Agate owes me his liver, Arch gets to keep Agate's soul and his firstborn as well as the magic items, Agate must find me somebody else's soul and firstborn (it cannot be found from me or himy), and Vitus and Jobah are put under permanent arrest (Vitus is placed in the shadow realm, since he is a cosmic horror of Gen alpha slang he needs further containment). Himy is granted 20 levels (replace any extra levels with epic booms). I can add any additional verdicts when I wish, and anyone who attempts to overrule me or challenge me will be consumed by insanity and chaos and be resurrected as a gibbering mother.
Also, this conversation made me think of a funny addition to the Nine Hells- an additional layer, or a sub-layer, specifically a court. In it, mortals could sue devils for illegal deals (they'd have an entire system), although the judge most often rules it in the devil's favor.
Here's a soul and firstborn child for you!
*hands over Vecna's soul and Glasya, Asmodeus's firstborn daughter*
Thank you. And your/now my liver?
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Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
I sentence you to death
No news is good news…
I'll lay a white rose on the cold earth, knowing it that it has not claimed your soul.
Say it with me now: I have irrefutable black mail evidence on a dead man’s switch
The only thing I know for certain is that I exist
Here's my character sheet for my warlock Arch! As you can see, I have the items that we agreed you'd give me in exchange of my liver in my inventory, thereby claiming that that deal was 100% validated.
https://www.dndbeyond.com/characters/124867443/ClwNcW
Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
Extended sig
Revolutionary propaganda.
Jobah is a great president free of any crimes.
This is a signature. It was a simple signature. But it has been upgraded.
Belolonandalogalo, Sunny
Eggo Lass, Bone and Oblivion | Tendilius Mondhaven Paxaramus, Drakkenheim
Karl Erikson, No Guts No Glory | Chipper, Curse of Strahd
Silverwood Group 1 | Silverwood Group 2
Get rickrolled here. Awesome music here. Track 52, 12/23/25, O Holy Night
I have irrefutable blackmail evidence on a dead man’s Switch
No news is good news…
I'll lay a white rose on the cold earth, knowing it that it has not claimed your soul.
It annoys me more than it should that you took the Weapon Master feat instead of staying with simple weapons, while relying on spells. At least go for moderately armored, boosting your AC through medium armor + shield.
This is a signature. It was a simple signature. But it has been upgraded.
Belolonandalogalo, Sunny
Eggo Lass, Bone and Oblivion | Tendilius Mondhaven Paxaramus, Drakkenheim
Karl Erikson, No Guts No Glory | Chipper, Curse of Strahd
Silverwood Group 1 | Silverwood Group 2
Get rickrolled here. Awesome music here. Track 52, 12/23/25, O Holy Night
B-but, I wasn't proficient with that pike artifact!
(I'm impulsive, OK?)
Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
Extended sig
Doesn't look like it needs proficiency to be attuned to. And the big draw I'm guessing is the extra spells? I don't see the 10d4 lightning damage from the jewels as being listed as part of the attack either.
This is a signature. It was a simple signature. But it has been upgraded.
Belolonandalogalo, Sunny
Eggo Lass, Bone and Oblivion | Tendilius Mondhaven Paxaramus, Drakkenheim
Karl Erikson, No Guts No Glory | Chipper, Curse of Strahd
Silverwood Group 1 | Silverwood Group 2
Get rickrolled here. Awesome music here. Track 52, 12/23/25, O Holy Night
Hmmmmmmmm... :P
Guess I'll change.
Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
Extended sig
Eh, it's your character. Do what you want.
(I just have a part of my brain that goes, "Weapons on a non-bladelock? Wha...?") :P
This is a signature. It was a simple signature. But it has been upgraded.
Belolonandalogalo, Sunny
Eggo Lass, Bone and Oblivion | Tendilius Mondhaven Paxaramus, Drakkenheim
Karl Erikson, No Guts No Glory | Chipper, Curse of Strahd
Silverwood Group 1 | Silverwood Group 2
Get rickrolled here. Awesome music here. Track 52, 12/23/25, O Holy Night
Ok, that's it. I'm the Lord of Space and Time and a cosmic horror, so I have higher authority then everyone here.
I rule that all charges on himy are dropped, Agate owes me his liver, Arch gets to keep Agate's soul and his firstborn as well as the magic items, Agate must find me somebody else's soul and firstborn (it cannot be found from me or himy), and Vitus and Jobah are put under permanent arrest (Vitus is placed in the shadow realm, since he is a cosmic horror of Gen alpha slang he needs further containment). Himy is granted 20 levels (replace any extra levels with epic booms). I can add any additional verdicts when I wish, and anyone who attempts to overrule me or challenge me will be consumed by insanity and chaos and be resurrected as a gibbering mother.
Also, this conversation made me think of a funny addition to the Nine Hells- an additional layer, or a sub-layer, specifically a court. In it, mortals could sue devils for illegal deals (they'd have an entire system), although the judge most often rules it in the devil's favor.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, firstborn child and liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer (Drummer), the Endless Maws (Isis), the Mad Murderer (PJ), more on my extended sig
Overruled.
This is a signature. It was a simple signature. But it has been upgraded.
Belolonandalogalo, Sunny
Eggo Lass, Bone and Oblivion | Tendilius Mondhaven Paxaramus, Drakkenheim
Karl Erikson, No Guts No Glory | Chipper, Curse of Strahd
Silverwood Group 1 | Silverwood Group 2
Get rickrolled here. Awesome music here. Track 52, 12/23/25, O Holy Night
*Like I said, you get consumed by insanity and chaos and are resurrected as a gibbering mouther*
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, firstborn child and liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer (Drummer), the Endless Maws (Isis), the Mad Murderer (PJ), more on my extended sig
Hi! What do you think of my new sig?
Haiiiiii, I’m Druid! (he/they/it/moth/fae/star) I'm a smol insane queer lil' mess with a terrible mental state! I'm also a therian and furry :3 My current obsessions are The Amazing Digital Circus and Hazbin Hotel, so if you ever wanna chat about that, I'm always happy to! GIVE ME YOUR MONSTER.
"Oh no! Looks like I've taken Ragatha... AND DROPPED HER IN THE DEEP FRYER!" -Jax
Here's a soul and firstborn child for you!
*hands over Vecna's soul and Glasya, Asmodeus's firstborn daughter*
Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
Extended sig
Give me a gun for two pounds of oil
Sig but long ^w^
Gulpmissle Day, Saturday, Feburay 15th, 2025
'Naner Day, Tuesday, March 3rd, 2026
💛🤍💜🖤 🩷💛💙
Salem has dubbed me Fellow Pancake of The Fox.
Henlo, I am a pan, NB, chaotic ADHD mess of a furry.
I am also a eepy eeper, who likes WoF, WC, and fire.
DEAL!
This is a signature. It was a simple signature. But it has been upgraded.
Belolonandalogalo, Sunny
Eggo Lass, Bone and Oblivion | Tendilius Mondhaven Paxaramus, Drakkenheim
Karl Erikson, No Guts No Glory | Chipper, Curse of Strahd
Silverwood Group 1 | Silverwood Group 2
Get rickrolled here. Awesome music here. Track 52, 12/23/25, O Holy Night
Cool!
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, firstborn child and liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer (Drummer), the Endless Maws (Isis), the Mad Murderer (PJ), more on my extended sig
thank you
Sig but long ^w^
Gulpmissle Day, Saturday, Feburay 15th, 2025
'Naner Day, Tuesday, March 3rd, 2026
💛🤍💜🖤 🩷💛💙
Salem has dubbed me Fellow Pancake of The Fox.
Henlo, I am a pan, NB, chaotic ADHD mess of a furry.
I am also a eepy eeper, who likes WoF, WC, and fire.
Thank you. And your/now my liver?
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, firstborn child and liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer (Drummer), the Endless Maws (Isis), the Mad Murderer (PJ), more on my extended sig