Ok, that's it. I'm the Lord of Space and Time and a cosmic horror, so I have higher authority then everyone here.
I rule that all charges on himy are dropped, Agate owes me his liver, Arch gets to keep Agate's soul and his firstborn as well as the magic items, Agate must find me somebody else's soul and firstborn (it cannot be found from me or himy), and Vitus and Jobah are put under permanent arrest (Vitus is placed in the shadow realm, since he is a cosmic horror of Gen alpha slang he needs further containment). Himy is granted 20 levels (replace any extra levels with epic booms). I can add any additional verdicts when I wish, and anyone who attempts to overrule me or challenge me will be consumed by insanity and chaos and be resurrected as a gibbering mother.
Also, this conversation made me think of a funny addition to the Nine Hells- an additional layer, or a sub-layer, specifically a court. In it, mortals could sue devils for illegal deals (they'd have an entire system), although the judge most often rules it in the devil's favor.
Here's a soul and firstborn child for you!
*hands over Vecna's soul and Glasya, Asmodeus's firstborn daughter*
Thank you. And your/now my liver?
Sorry, already gave it to Arch. Bit here's a liver in place of mine!
*rips out Glasya's liver*
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Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
Ok, that's it. I'm the Lord of Space and Time and a cosmic horror, so I have higher authority then everyone here.
I rule that all charges on himy are dropped, Agate owes me his liver, Arch gets to keep Agate's soul and his firstborn as well as the magic items, Agate must find me somebody else's soul and firstborn (it cannot be found from me or himy), and Vitus and Jobah are put under permanent arrest (Vitus is placed in the shadow realm, since he is a cosmic horror of Gen alpha slang he needs further containment). Himy is granted 20 levels (replace any extra levels with epic booms). I can add any additional verdicts when I wish, and anyone who attempts to overrule me or challenge me will be consumed by insanity and chaos and be resurrected as a gibbering mother.
Also, this conversation made me think of a funny addition to the Nine Hells- an additional layer, or a sub-layer, specifically a court. In it, mortals could sue devils for illegal deals (they'd have an entire system), although the judge most often rules it in the devil's favor.
Here's a soul and firstborn child for you!
*hands over Vecna's soul and Glasya, Asmodeus's firstborn daughter*
Thank you. And your/now my liver?
Sorry, already gave it to Arch. Bit here's a liver in place of mine!
*rips out Glasya's liver*
You owe it to me.
Give. Me. YOUR LIVER.
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Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
Haiiiiii, I’m Druid! (he/they/it/moth/fae/star) I'm a smol insane queer lil' mess with a terrible mental state! I'm also a therian and furry :3 My current obsessions are The Amazing Digital Circus and Hazbin Hotel, so if you ever wanna chat about that, I'm always happy to! GIVE ME YOUR MONSTER.
"Oh no! Looks like I've taken Ragatha... AND DROPPED HER IN THE DEEP FRYER!" -Jax
Ok, that's it. I'm the Lord of Space and Time and a cosmic horror, so I have higher authority then everyone here.
I rule that all charges on himy are dropped, Agate owes me his liver, Arch gets to keep Agate's soul and his firstborn as well as the magic items, Agate must find me somebody else's soul and firstborn (it cannot be found from me or himy), and Vitus and Jobah are put under permanent arrest (Vitus is placed in the shadow realm, since he is a cosmic horror of Gen alpha slang he needs further containment). Himy is granted 20 levels (replace any extra levels with epic booms). I can add any additional verdicts when I wish, and anyone who attempts to overrule me or challenge me will be consumed by insanity and chaos and be resurrected as a gibbering mother.
Also, this conversation made me think of a funny addition to the Nine Hells- an additional layer, or a sub-layer, specifically a court. In it, mortals could sue devils for illegal deals (they'd have an entire system), although the judge most often rules it in the devil's favor.
Here's a soul and firstborn child for you!
*hands over Vecna's soul and Glasya, Asmodeus's firstborn daughter*
Thank you. And your/now my liver?
Sorry, already gave it to Arch. Bit here's a liver in place of mine!
Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
Ok, that's it. I'm the Lord of Space and Time and a cosmic horror, so I have higher authority then everyone here.
I rule that all charges on himy are dropped, Agate owes me his liver, Arch gets to keep Agate's soul and his firstborn as well as the magic items, Agate must find me somebody else's soul and firstborn (it cannot be found from me or himy), and Vitus and Jobah are put under permanent arrest (Vitus is placed in the shadow realm, since he is a cosmic horror of Gen alpha slang he needs further containment). Himy is granted 20 levels (replace any extra levels with epic booms). I can add any additional verdicts when I wish, and anyone who attempts to overrule me or challenge me will be consumed by insanity and chaos and be resurrected as a gibbering mother.
Also, this conversation made me think of a funny addition to the Nine Hells- an additional layer, or a sub-layer, specifically a court. In it, mortals could sue devils for illegal deals (they'd have an entire system), although the judge most often rules it in the devil's favor.
Here's a soul and firstborn child for you!
*hands over Vecna's soul and Glasya, Asmodeus's firstborn daughter*
Thank you. And your/now my liver?
Sorry, already gave it to Arch. Bit here's a liver in place of mine!
*rips out Glasya's liver*
You owe it to me.
Give. Me. YOUR LIVER.
I. DON'T. HAVE IT.
*Manipulates the fabric of the space time continuum
Your liver falls right in front of me*
Thank you for your liver.
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Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
All of that silliness aside, wouldn’t it be cool if there was a thread that was like some sort of infernal courtroom that decided little made up cases about this stuff? The judge could be a giant devil with reading glasses and a powdered wig.
All of that silliness aside, wouldn’t it be cool if there was a thread that was like some sort of infernal courtroom that decided little made up cases about this stuff? The judge could be a giant devil with reading glasses and a powdered wig.
The aforementioned devil should be Asmodeus. Just sayin'.
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Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
All of that silliness aside, wouldn’t it be cool if there was a thread that was like some sort of infernal courtroom that decided little made up cases about this stuff? The judge could be a giant devil with reading glasses and a powdered wig.
The aforementioned devil should be Asmodeus. Just sayin'.
Nonono he wouldn’t have time to do all of that! He’s busy plotting the downfall of the realms!
All of that silliness aside, wouldn’t it be cool if there was a thread that was like some sort of infernal courtroom that decided little made up cases about this stuff? The judge could be a giant devil with reading glasses and a powdered wig.
That would be pretty funny.
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Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
All of that silliness aside, wouldn’t it be cool if there was a thread that was like some sort of infernal courtroom that decided little made up cases about this stuff? The judge could be a giant devil with reading glasses and a powdered wig.
The aforementioned devil should be Asmodeus. Just sayin'.
Nonono he wouldn’t have time to do all of that! He’s busy plotting the downfall of the realms!
it should be someone with a menacing name such as
ABADDON, SUPREME JUDGE OF THE NINE HELLS
I'm stealing that for whenever I make a joke campaign, thank you.
*And you can't sue me in court. Private group, so fair use. :)*
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Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
All of that silliness aside, wouldn’t it be cool if there was a thread that was like some sort of infernal courtroom that decided little made up cases about this stuff? The judge could be a giant devil with reading glasses and a powdered wig.
The aforementioned devil should be Asmodeus. Just sayin'.
Nonono he wouldn’t have time to do all of that! He’s busy plotting the downfall of the realms!
it should be someone with a menacing name such as
ABADDON, SUPREME JUDGE OF THE NINE HELLS
Or maybe his daughter Glasya. If that doesn't work out then, yes, ABADDON SHALL BE THE JUDGE.
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Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
All of that silliness aside, wouldn’t it be cool if there was a thread that was like some sort of infernal courtroom that decided little made up cases about this stuff? The judge could be a giant devil with reading glasses and a powdered wig.
The aforementioned devil should be Asmodeus. Just sayin'.
Nonono he wouldn’t have time to do all of that! He’s busy plotting the downfall of the realms!
it should be someone with a menacing name such as
ABADDON, SUPREME JUDGE OF THE NINE HELLS
Or maybe his daughter Glasya. If that doesn't work out then, yes, ABADDON SHALL BE THE JUDGE.
All of that silliness aside, wouldn’t it be cool if there was a thread that was like some sort of infernal courtroom that decided little made up cases about this stuff? The judge could be a giant devil with reading glasses and a powdered wig.
The aforementioned devil should be Asmodeus. Just sayin'.
Nonono he wouldn’t have time to do all of that! He’s busy plotting the downfall of the realms!
it should be someone with a menacing name such as
ABADDON, SUPREME JUDGE OF THE NINE HELLS
Or maybe his daughter Glasya. If that doesn't work out then, yes, ABADDON SHALL BE THE JUDGE.
Well yeah but Glasya is a crime lord.
ABADDON
Ok but
who would be the best lawyers in the Nine Hells?
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Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
Sorry, already gave it to Arch. Bit here's a liver in place of mine!
*rips out Glasya's liver*
Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
Extended sig
You owe it to me.
Give. Me. YOUR LIVER.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, firstborn child and liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer (Drummer), the Endless Maws (Isis), the Mad Murderer (PJ), more on my extended sig
Thanks!
Haiiiiii, I’m Druid! (he/they/it/moth/fae/star) I'm a smol insane queer lil' mess with a terrible mental state! I'm also a therian and furry :3 My current obsessions are The Amazing Digital Circus and Hazbin Hotel, so if you ever wanna chat about that, I'm always happy to! GIVE ME YOUR MONSTER.
"Oh no! Looks like I've taken Ragatha... AND DROPPED HER IN THE DEEP FRYER!" -Jax
I. DON'T. HAVE IT.
Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
Extended sig
*Manipulates the fabric of the space time continuum
Your liver falls right in front of me*
Thank you for your liver.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, firstborn child and liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer (Drummer), the Endless Maws (Isis), the Mad Murderer (PJ), more on my extended sig
Nightmare beats giant goose
Hi, I’m DrakenBrine, here’s my Sig and characters
I am The Grand Envisioner!
I just realized you could do negative damage in dnd.
Hi, I’m DrakenBrine, here’s my Sig and characters
I am The Grand Envisioner!
You can’t. XGtE
The only thing I know for certain is that I exist
Or literally any rule book with the 10 rules
The only thing I know for certain is that I exist
Never read it.
Hi, I’m DrakenBrine, here’s my Sig and characters
I am The Grand Envisioner!
So no "healing fists" from your casters that dumped strength.
This is a signature. It was a simple signature. But it has been upgraded.
Belolonandalogalo, Sunny
Eggo Lass, Bone and Oblivion | Tendilius Mondhaven Paxaramus, Drakkenheim
Karl Erikson, No Guts No Glory | Chipper, Curse of Strahd
Silverwood Group 1 | Silverwood Group 2
Get rickrolled here. Awesome music here. Track 52, 12/23/25, O Holy Night
Just the ten rules of dnd
The only thing I know for certain is that I exist
All of that silliness aside, wouldn’t it be cool if there was a thread that was like some sort of infernal courtroom that decided little made up cases about this stuff? The judge could be a giant devil with reading glasses and a powdered wig.
The aforementioned devil should be Asmodeus. Just sayin'.
Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
Extended sig
Nonono he wouldn’t have time to do all of that! He’s busy plotting the downfall of the realms!
it should be someone with a menacing name such as
ABADDON, SUPREME JUDGE OF THE NINE HELLS
That would be pretty funny.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, firstborn child and liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer (Drummer), the Endless Maws (Isis), the Mad Murderer (PJ), more on my extended sig
I'm stealing that for whenever I make a joke campaign, thank you.
*And you can't sue me in court. Private group, so fair use. :)*
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, firstborn child and liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer (Drummer), the Endless Maws (Isis), the Mad Murderer (PJ), more on my extended sig
Or maybe his daughter Glasya. If that doesn't work out then, yes, ABADDON SHALL BE THE JUDGE.
Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
Extended sig
Well yeah but Glasya is a crime lord.
ABADDON
Ok but
who would be the best lawyers in the Nine Hells?
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, firstborn child and liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer (Drummer), the Endless Maws (Isis), the Mad Murderer (PJ), more on my extended sig