My name’s Gradius, this is my second account :P I love Hollow Knight and I have been on ddb for a while. Come rp with me anytime! It is my purpose. My title that was given to me by Drummer is…SPIRIT OF THE WEST, GUARDIAN OF THE HOLLOWS.
No cost too great. No mind to think. No will to break. No voice to cry suffering. Born of God and Void.
Spiders are objectively cute. Kittens however... Have you seen their whiskers? Like little antennae reaching for you, their slimy noses sniffing you, their tongues grinding you in a slow horrible death that inspired many Eldritch horrors! Repulsive!
Did Bilbo fight Spiders, or kittens? Did Harry Potter fight spiders, or kittens? I think it’s clear the Spiders are mostly the enemy here
That's because people don't understand spiders. Once you understand them, then they become objectively cute.
I wouldn’t describe them as cute, but I think of them the same as I would a dog or cat. So I kinda like them in general
Small ones are completely fine, maybe even cute. But anything bigger than my hand spread out is an absolute menace
Spiders are objectively cute. Kittens however... Have you seen their whiskers? Like little antennae reaching for you, their slimy noses sniffing you, their tongues grinding you in a slow horrible death that inspired many Eldritch horrors! Repulsive!
Did Bilbo fight Spiders, or kittens? Did Harry Potter fight spiders, or kittens? I think it’s clear the Spiders are mostly the enemy here
That's because people don't understand spiders. Once you understand them, then they become objectively cute.
I wouldn’t describe them as cute, but I think of them the same as I would a dog or cat. So I kinda like them in general
Small ones are completely fine, maybe even cute. But anything bigger than my hand spread out is an absolute menace
What if they're like, I dunno, dog sized? Or maybe elephant sized?
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Kasrik Argentum Stellaris Fiddlesticks the Wizard, Lord of Stars, Master Trickster, Creator of the Mosh of Stardust Hornets and Mimiczilla.
The good size is like the size of my thumbnail or smaller
You’d better stay away from my basement then
Oh, I went on an adventure once, I was tasked with vacuuming a basement of Grasshopper spiders. I don’t think I’ve ever been more careful doing anything
Spiders are objectively cute. Kittens however... Have you seen their whiskers? Like little antennae reaching for you, their slimy noses sniffing you, their tongues grinding you in a slow horrible death that inspired many Eldritch horrors! Repulsive!
Did Bilbo fight Spiders, or kittens? Did Harry Potter fight spiders, or kittens? I think it’s clear the Spiders are mostly the enemy here
That's because people don't understand spiders. Once you understand them, then they become objectively cute.
I wouldn’t describe them as cute, but I think of them the same as I would a dog or cat. So I kinda like them in general
Small ones are completely fine, maybe even cute. But anything bigger than my hand spread out is an absolute menace
What if they're like, I dunno, dog sized? Or maybe elephant sized?
Bigger than a human = the apocalypse. Dog Sized is one of the only reasons I’d ever buy a Gun
So spend your hours on What you think I've done wrong I know I'm in your mind I've been here way too long I want to spend my life With those who've done me right Your heart is frozen over I'm a four-leaf clover
The good size is like the size of my thumbnail or smaller
You’d better stay away from my basement then
Oh, I went on an adventure once, I was tasked with vacuuming a basement of Grasshopper spiders. I don’t think I’ve ever been more careful doing anything
I can abide the spiders in my basement as long as they stay in the corner. (They're tiny and spindly.) All others die.
And totally relate to the careful, PJ. Once had to do stuff in the crawlspace and got decked out with long sleeves, pants, and a hoodie.
Spiders are only mosquito assassins
My name’s Gradius, this is my second account :P I love Hollow Knight and I have been on ddb for a while. Come rp with me anytime! It is my purpose. My title that was given to me by Drummer is…SPIRIT OF THE WEST, GUARDIAN OF THE HOLLOWS.
No cost too great. No mind to think. No will to break. No voice to cry suffering. Born of God and Void.
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no
They do eat pests (including mosquitoes, but also flies and such), but they are also cute.
That's like saying dragonflies are just mosquito hunters.
Kasrik Argentum Stellaris Fiddlesticks the Wizard, Lord of Stars, Master Trickster, Creator of the Mosh of Stardust Hornets and Mimiczilla.
"You're never fully dressed without a smile!" >:3
"Honk."
Small ones are completely fine, maybe even cute. But anything bigger than my hand spread out is an absolute menace
The good size is like the size of my thumbnail or smaller
You’d better stay away from my basement then
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Kasrik Argentum Stellaris Fiddlesticks the Wizard, Lord of Stars, Master Trickster, Creator of the Mosh of Stardust Hornets and Mimiczilla.
"You're never fully dressed without a smile!" >:3
"Honk."
What if they're like, I dunno, dog sized? Or maybe elephant sized?
Kasrik Argentum Stellaris Fiddlesticks the Wizard, Lord of Stars, Master Trickster, Creator of the Mosh of Stardust Hornets and Mimiczilla.
"You're never fully dressed without a smile!" >:3
"Honk."
Oh, I went on an adventure once, I was tasked with vacuuming a basement of Grasshopper spiders. I don’t think I’ve ever been more careful doing anything
Bigger than a human = the apocalypse. Dog Sized is one of the only reasons I’d ever buy a Gun
He’s probably joining LCW…
I have awoken. Time to try and RP with uninterested people
Hi! I'm violet, the ultimate silly snake!
Eh, I'm bored. Ain't got a lore idea, might as well RP no?
Life's amusing and it knows
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So spend your hours on
What you think I've done wrong
I know I'm in your mind
I've been here way too long
I want to spend my life
With those who've done me right
Your heart is frozen over
I'm a four-leaf clover
Wazzup.
Life's amusing and it knows
I can abide the spiders in my basement as long as they stay in the corner. (They're tiny and spindly.) All others die.
And totally relate to the careful, PJ. Once had to do stuff in the crawlspace and got decked out with long sleeves, pants, and a hoodie.
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This is a signature. It was a simple signature. But it has been upgraded.
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Eggo Lass, Bone and Oblivion | Tendilius Mondhaven Paxaramus, Drakkenheim
Karl Erikson, No Guts No Glory | Chipper, Curse of Strahd
Silverwood Group 1 | Silverwood Group 2
Get rickrolled here. Awesome music here. Track 52, 12/23/25, O Holy Night