So you didn't say you aren't guilty? That would make you guilty bud.
I’m not guilty
You keep changing your story. That is almost always a sign of guilt
I’m not guilty
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Also that's not how witness protection works goober
Pssssst if I get in, I’ll escape and free yall.
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Also that's not how witness protection works goober
Pssssst if I get in, I’ll escape and free yall.
"Federal Crime of Assisting or Instigating Escape – 18 U.S.C. § 752(a) Clearly, in the United States, it's a crime anywhere to provide someone assistance who is attempting to escape from lawful custody. Put simply, if you assist or instigate an escape from prison, you will be facing serious criminal charges."
Also that's not how witness protection works goober
Pssssst if I get in, I’ll escape and free yall.
"Federal Crime of Assisting or Instigating Escape – 18 U.S.C. § 752(a) Clearly, in the United States, it's a crime anywhere to provide someone assistance who is attempting to escape from lawful custody. Put simply, if you assist or instigate an escape from prison, you will be facing serious criminal charges."
Shhhh I’m gonna free ya! You’re digging yourself into a bigger hole!
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My titles are the great Silver Dragon Lord of the Sky, Second in Command of the Dragon Cult, High Warlock of Cynophobia, High Cultist of Jeff, The Lightning Mage. I’m a ✨Chronically online teenage boy✨, and one of the most active posters on the forums (MORE THAN SALEM AND GONZALO). Always open to talk if you’d like to shoot me a PM! Please don’t hesitate to tell me I’m being a jerk or overbearing, I love helpful feedback! Love y’all!
Also that's not how witness protection works goober
Pssssst if I get in, I’ll escape and free yall.
"Federal Crime of Assisting or Instigating Escape – 18 U.S.C. § 752(a) Clearly, in the United States, it's a crime anywhere to provide someone assistance who is attempting to escape from lawful custody. Put simply, if you assist or instigate an escape from prison, you will be facing serious criminal charges."
Shhhh I’m gonna free ya! You’re digging yourself into a bigger hole!
That would be you. Me reciting a law is in no way an incrimination of myself. You on the other hand are loudly announcing you will commit a serious crime. All of this is being recorded by the way, so denial will not work in court.
Also that's not how witness protection works goober
Pssssst if I get in, I’ll escape and free yall.
"Federal Crime of Assisting or Instigating Escape – 18 U.S.C. § 752(a) Clearly, in the United States, it's a crime anywhere to provide someone assistance who is attempting to escape from lawful custody. Put simply, if you assist or instigate an escape from prison, you will be facing serious criminal charges."
Shhhh I’m gonna free ya! You’re digging yourself into a bigger hole!
That would be you. Me reciting a law is in no way an incrimination of myself. You on the other hand are loudly announcing you will commit a serious crime. All of this is being recorded by the way, so denial will not work in court.
I was whispering!
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My titles are the great Silver Dragon Lord of the Sky, Second in Command of the Dragon Cult, High Warlock of Cynophobia, High Cultist of Jeff, The Lightning Mage. I’m a ✨Chronically online teenage boy✨, and one of the most active posters on the forums (MORE THAN SALEM AND GONZALO). Always open to talk if you’d like to shoot me a PM! Please don’t hesitate to tell me I’m being a jerk or overbearing, I love helpful feedback! Love y’all!
Also that's not how witness protection works goober
Pssssst if I get in, I’ll escape and free yall.
"Federal Crime of Assisting or Instigating Escape – 18 U.S.C. § 752(a) Clearly, in the United States, it's a crime anywhere to provide someone assistance who is attempting to escape from lawful custody. Put simply, if you assist or instigate an escape from prison, you will be facing serious criminal charges."
Shhhh I’m gonna free ya! You’re digging yourself into a bigger hole!
That would be you. Me reciting a law is in no way an incrimination of myself. You on the other hand are loudly announcing you will commit a serious crime. All of this is being recorded by the way, so denial will not work in court.
Shhh murder. You arrived late! You were supposed to eat the bodies!
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My titles are the great Silver Dragon Lord of the Sky, Second in Command of the Dragon Cult, High Warlock of Cynophobia, High Cultist of Jeff, The Lightning Mage. I’m a ✨Chronically online teenage boy✨, and one of the most active posters on the forums (MORE THAN SALEM AND GONZALO). Always open to talk if you’d like to shoot me a PM! Please don’t hesitate to tell me I’m being a jerk or overbearing, I love helpful feedback! Love y’all!
My titles are the great Silver Dragon Lord of the Sky, Second in Command of the Dragon Cult, High Warlock of Cynophobia, High Cultist of Jeff, The Lightning Mage. I’m a ✨Chronically online teenage boy✨, and one of the most active posters on the forums (MORE THAN SALEM AND GONZALO). Always open to talk if you’d like to shoot me a PM! Please don’t hesitate to tell me I’m being a jerk or overbearing, I love helpful feedback! Love y’all!
You keep changing your story. That is almost always a sign of guilt
He is clearly lying.
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I’m not guilty
My titles are the great Silver Dragon Lord of the Sky, Second in Command of the Dragon Cult, High Warlock of Cynophobia, High Cultist of Jeff, The Lightning Mage. I’m a ✨Chronically online teenage boy✨, and one of the most active posters on the forums (MORE THAN SALEM AND GONZALO). Always open to talk if you’d like to shoot me a PM! Please don’t hesitate to tell me I’m being a jerk or overbearing, I love helpful feedback! Love y’all!
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"would people just get into the car please? you can argue all you want on the way to the station."
Pronouns: She/Her
Gender: Nonbinary Female, 1/3 human, 1/3 feline, 1/3 dragon
Mentally and emotionally unstable, anorexic (currently in remission!), autism, ADHD, anger issues
Pssssst if I get in, I’ll escape and free yall.
My titles are the great Silver Dragon Lord of the Sky, Second in Command of the Dragon Cult, High Warlock of Cynophobia, High Cultist of Jeff, The Lightning Mage. I’m a ✨Chronically online teenage boy✨, and one of the most active posters on the forums (MORE THAN SALEM AND GONZALO). Always open to talk if you’d like to shoot me a PM! Please don’t hesitate to tell me I’m being a jerk or overbearing, I love helpful feedback! Love y’all!
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That's exactly what a guilty person would say!
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And bad move trying to pin this on a bystander, I legally cannot be arrested because the officer wouldn't have probable cause to do so.
im not TRYING to arrest you. you are just digging your own hole
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Gender: Nonbinary Female, 1/3 human, 1/3 feline, 1/3 dragon
Mentally and emotionally unstable, anorexic (currently in remission!), autism, ADHD, anger issues
"Federal Crime of Assisting or Instigating Escape – 18 U.S.C. § 752(a) Clearly, in the United States, it's a crime anywhere to provide someone assistance who is attempting to escape from lawful custody. Put simply, if you assist or instigate an escape from prison, you will be facing serious criminal charges."
Shhhh I’m gonna free ya! You’re digging yourself into a bigger hole!
My titles are the great Silver Dragon Lord of the Sky, Second in Command of the Dragon Cult, High Warlock of Cynophobia, High Cultist of Jeff, The Lightning Mage. I’m a ✨Chronically online teenage boy✨, and one of the most active posters on the forums (MORE THAN SALEM AND GONZALO). Always open to talk if you’d like to shoot me a PM! Please don’t hesitate to tell me I’m being a jerk or overbearing, I love helpful feedback! Love y’all!
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That would be you. Me reciting a law is in no way an incrimination of myself. You on the other hand are loudly announcing you will commit a serious crime. All of this is being recorded by the way, so denial will not work in court.
I was whispering!
My titles are the great Silver Dragon Lord of the Sky, Second in Command of the Dragon Cult, High Warlock of Cynophobia, High Cultist of Jeff, The Lightning Mage. I’m a ✨Chronically online teenage boy✨, and one of the most active posters on the forums (MORE THAN SALEM AND GONZALO). Always open to talk if you’d like to shoot me a PM! Please don’t hesitate to tell me I’m being a jerk or overbearing, I love helpful feedback! Love y’all!
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I have a good microphone
*walks in* ... What's happening?
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
Shhh murder. You arrived late! You were supposed to eat the bodies!
My titles are the great Silver Dragon Lord of the Sky, Second in Command of the Dragon Cult, High Warlock of Cynophobia, High Cultist of Jeff, The Lightning Mage. I’m a ✨Chronically online teenage boy✨, and one of the most active posters on the forums (MORE THAN SALEM AND GONZALO). Always open to talk if you’d like to shoot me a PM! Please don’t hesitate to tell me I’m being a jerk or overbearing, I love helpful feedback! Love y’all!
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Nothing. Nothing at all.
Hey, could you sign this stack of documents really quickly? I promise it's not going to implicate you in countless crimes.
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You ratted me out!
My titles are the great Silver Dragon Lord of the Sky, Second in Command of the Dragon Cult, High Warlock of Cynophobia, High Cultist of Jeff, The Lightning Mage. I’m a ✨Chronically online teenage boy✨, and one of the most active posters on the forums (MORE THAN SALEM AND GONZALO). Always open to talk if you’d like to shoot me a PM! Please don’t hesitate to tell me I’m being a jerk or overbearing, I love helpful feedback! Love y’all!
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Don't worry. Jail is temporary. It's prison that's the majority of your stay.
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Talorin Tebedi, Vecna: Eve | Cherry, Stormwreck | Chipper, Strahd
We Are Modron
Get rickrolled here. Awesome music here. Track 48, 5/23/25, Immaculate Mary