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*listens to Lemon Demon*

 *Listens to Neutral Milk Hotel and Radiohead*

 *Listens to Apple Devil and Orange Infernal*

 Those sound like Demon's rivals (but im sure they arent)

 I just made those up, if they actually exist it's coincidence. (listens to banana celestial)*

Neither are on spotify if such a band thats named that exists

Has anyone heard of the Zelda game that's comin' out? YOU GET TO PLAY AS F*CKING ZELDA.

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Has anyone heard of the Zelda game that's comin' out? YOU GET TO PLAY AS F*CKING ZELDA.

Considering the last time we did that was Wand of Gamelon... I'll just make sure not to expect too much right out the gate.

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I Power Word Kill-ed one of my players yesterday and he ragequit

I feel really bad now

 What was the context?

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Guys, I need to go to bed earlier, especially since I have a DnD session in two days and I don't want to wake up at 10 (2 hours from when our sessions start) like I have been. 

If I'm online past 11:30 pm (est), tell me to go to bed. Refuse to interact with me in any way, just tell me to go sleep. 

Replace sleep with caffeine. What could possibly go wrong?

ascorbic acid

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 I mean, just a boyfriend/girlfriend relationship within the next few years would be fine with me, but my past has been haunted with such crippling loneliness and I'm too depressed and shy to ask anyone out. 😐

 It's not as scary as it sounds.

Okay, it is exactly as scary as it sounds. Maybe more so. You should be terrified. Petrified. That's normal for any D&D player, especially someone who's still using an online forum in 2024.

But once you do ask them out, the anxiety will all go away. You'll likely feel much better about yourself and significantly more confident in future relationships, even if she says no.

"My past has been haunted with crippling loneliness" is a pretty intense thing to say for someone who is presumably still young and has plenty of time to figure their life out. You'll always regret not asking, unless of course you later realize she's super annoying and you wouldn't have been happy in that relationship anyways.

So really, it doesn't matter what you do. You'll find someone eventually, unless of course you don't -- but statistically speaking, you probably will. The odds of an American male getting married before the age of 40 is 81%. If you're a Caucasian male who has been incarcerated, there's a 95.1 percent chance that you'll get married by age 40.

What I'm saying is that if you commit a violent crime, you're pretty much set. Good luck out there, Elk!

 2nd paragraph: Very very true 

Well now I'm in a pickle, should I become a criminal or push my luck as a law abiding citizen?

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 I mean, just a boyfriend/girlfriend relationship within the next few years would be fine with me, but my past has been haunted with such crippling loneliness and I'm too depressed and shy to ask anyone out. 😐

 It's not as scary as it sounds.

Okay, it is exactly as scary as it sounds. Maybe more so. You should be terrified. Petrified. That's normal for any D&D player, especially someone who's still using an online forum in 2024.

But once you do ask them out, the anxiety will all go away. You'll likely feel much better about yourself and significantly more confident in future relationships, even if she says no.

"My past has been haunted with crippling loneliness" is a pretty intense thing to say for someone who is presumably still young and has plenty of time to figure their life out. You'll always regret not asking, unless of course you later realize she's super annoying and you wouldn't have been happy in that relationship anyways.

So really, it doesn't matter what you do. You'll find someone eventually, unless of course you don't -- but statistically speaking, you probably will. The odds of an American male getting married before the age of 40 is 81%. If you're a Caucasian male who has been incarcerated, there's a 95.1 percent chance that you'll get married by age 40.

What I'm saying is that if you commit a violent crime, you're pretty much set. Good luck out there, Elk!

 2nd paragraph: Very very true 

Well now I'm in a pickle, should I become a criminal or push my luck as a law abiding citizen?

 Criminals are always so charming, just be an anarchist and then your a justifiable criminal which is even more charming, and gives your character more depth

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 I mean, just a boyfriend/girlfriend relationship within the next few years would be fine with me, but my past has been haunted with such crippling loneliness and I'm too depressed and shy to ask anyone out. 😐

 It's not as scary as it sounds.

Okay, it is exactly as scary as it sounds. Maybe more so. You should be terrified. Petrified. That's normal for any D&D player, especially someone who's still using an online forum in 2024.

But once you do ask them out, the anxiety will all go away. You'll likely feel much better about yourself and significantly more confident in future relationships, even if she says no.

"My past has been haunted with crippling loneliness" is a pretty intense thing to say for someone who is presumably still young and has plenty of time to figure their life out. You'll always regret not asking, unless of course you later realize she's super annoying and you wouldn't have been happy in that relationship anyways.

So really, it doesn't matter what you do. You'll find someone eventually, unless of course you don't -- but statistically speaking, you probably will. The odds of an American male getting married before the age of 40 is 81%. If you're a Caucasian male who has been incarcerated, there's a 95.1 percent chance that you'll get married by age 40.

What I'm saying is that if you commit a violent crime, you're pretty much set. Good luck out there, Elk!

 2nd paragraph: Very very true 

Well now I'm in a pickle, should I become a criminal or push my luck as a law abiding citizen?

 Criminals are always so charming, just be an anarchist and then your a justifiable criminal which is even more charming, and gives your character more depth

 Or an Anti Hero, the crowd loves a good Anti Hero

(note: I have no idea what I’m saying)

Well I just picked the first strawberry from my garden this year.

It was a nice tasty morsel.

Hey Yondor, you still around? If so, can I base a word in my conlang off of you?

hi

Seeing how many people are interested in this, to see if I should make it or not. 

Steampunk civilization on a series of floating islands powered by rockets. The world below has been ravaged by an apocalyptic event, and is now a dangerous and scorched environment. So people used their technology they had designed, took to the skies and settled there. The tavern would take place on one of the floating islands.

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Seeing how many people are interested in this, to see if I should make it or not. 

Steampunk civilization on a series of floating islands powered by rockets. The world below has been ravaged by an apocalyptic event, and is now a dangerous and scorched environment. So people used their technology they had designed, took to the skies and settled there. The tavern would take place on one of the floating islands.

 This kind of reminds me of the setting of Astro-boy.

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Seeing how many people are interested in this, to see if I should make it or not. 

Steampunk civilization on a series of floating islands powered by rockets. The world below has been ravaged by an apocalyptic event, and is now a dangerous and scorched environment. So people used their technology they had designed, took to the skies and settled there. The tavern would take place on one of the floating islands.

 This kind of reminds me of the setting of Astro-boy.

 For me it was the Jetsons but steampunk.

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Seeing how many people are interested in this, to see if I should make it or not. 

Steampunk civilization on a series of floating islands powered by rockets. The world below has been ravaged by an apocalyptic event, and is now a dangerous and scorched environment. So people used their technology they had designed, took to the skies and settled there. The tavern would take place on one of the floating islands.

 This kind of reminds me of the setting of Astro-boy.

 This is the second time I've brought up the idea and someone says it reminds them of something I haven't heard of before...

Well, off to Google!

A really old anime 

I'm back, and don't see the similarity besides robots and humans coexisting. But maybe I just didn't look at it enough.

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Seeing how many people are interested in this, to see if I should make it or not. 

Steampunk civilization on a series of floating islands powered by rockets. The world below has been ravaged by an apocalyptic event, and is now a dangerous and scorched environment. So people used their technology they had designed, took to the skies and settled there. The tavern would take place on one of the floating islands.

 Ark: Scorched Earth with ur friends be like: