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Found a Toriko dnd homebrew and I was super excited about it... but the last update was Jan 19th and they haven't made any classes or anything like that even though that was next on their list, so...
The world is run by megacorporations. They are far more powerful than the world's governments in just about every way, possibly because every mascot is not-so-secretly an eldritch god that allows for biomods and magical items to be created.
Magical items are all corporate merch, and players can make their own corporations with their own gods, biomod types, and cuisine. For example, Arch presented me with:
Dandy’s Candy
“it’s Sinfully Delicious/Don’t give me that conscience, Nonsense!”
God: Dandazius, Or Mr. Dandy, as it’s called. (Takes the form of a desiccated, Mummified corpse made of sweets, with syrup for blood, fondant for skin, jawbreakers for eyes, licorice hair, and the like. It is in a state of constant sugary agony and it wants others to share in its suffering by feeding the masses delightful sweets that seriously don’t give you much in terms of nutrients, they’re super unhealthy but they’re really good. Dandazius’ body is in need of constant ‘feeding,’ in the form of adding new layers to it that are almost immediately sucked dry and desiccated.)
Powers: Leeching
Signature: Candy canes (come in quite large sizes!)
Oooh, maybe a PR agency commissioned by multiple megacorps to spread propaganda. Sometimes they might work for multiple companies to aid them in disenfranchising each other. That’d be interesting.
cant you just look it up?
Pronouns: She/Her
Gender: Nonbinary Female, 1/3 human, 1/3 feline, 1/3 dragon
Mentally and emotionally unstable, anorexic (currently in remission!), autism, ADHD, anger issues
Something tells me this is a bad idea, but why not?
I am now on a list.
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Second-In-Command and Acting Master of the Underground
$2000
I will not elaborate.
This is a signature. It was a simple signature. But it has been upgraded.
Belolonandalogalo Malololomologalo Tumagalokumagalo, Sunny
Eggo Lass, Bone and Oblivion
Tendilius Mondhaven Paxaramus, Drakkenheim
Silverwood Group 1 | Silverwood Group 2 | Hacking the Hackett
Get rickrolled here. Awesome music here. Track 50, 9/23/25, The Mystery of Your Gift
Probably gonna be a while. Team's got its hands full with PHB issues.
This is a signature. It was a simple signature. But it has been upgraded.
Belolonandalogalo Malololomologalo Tumagalokumagalo, Sunny
Eggo Lass, Bone and Oblivion
Tendilius Mondhaven Paxaramus, Drakkenheim
Silverwood Group 1 | Silverwood Group 2 | Hacking the Hackett
Get rickrolled here. Awesome music here. Track 50, 9/23/25, The Mystery of Your Gift
Makes sense.
I took too much the feds caught on.
Forever DM and perpetually online
Second-In-Command and Acting Master of the Underground
the government was already tracking everyone anyway
Pronouns: She/Her
Gender: Nonbinary Female, 1/3 human, 1/3 feline, 1/3 dragon
Mentally and emotionally unstable, anorexic (currently in remission!), autism, ADHD, anger issues
Time to go to Nicaragua.
This is a signature. It was a simple signature. But it has been upgraded.
Belolonandalogalo Malololomologalo Tumagalokumagalo, Sunny
Eggo Lass, Bone and Oblivion
Tendilius Mondhaven Paxaramus, Drakkenheim
Silverwood Group 1 | Silverwood Group 2 | Hacking the Hackett
Get rickrolled here. Awesome music here. Track 50, 9/23/25, The Mystery of Your Gift
Now I'm just priority-tracked. At least that finally means I'm the favorite, right?
Forever DM and perpetually online
Second-In-Command and Acting Master of the Underground
I can only hope they won't find me this time.
THEY CAUGHT ON THEY CAUGHT ON THEY CAUGHT ON THEY CAUGHT ON THEY CAUGHT ON THEY CAUGHT ON
Forever DM and perpetually online
Second-In-Command and Acting Master of the Underground
Found a Toriko dnd homebrew and I was super excited about it... but the last update was Jan 19th and they haven't made any classes or anything like that even though that was next on their list, so...
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Hey Baalz, what's the new tavern thread?
🍅 PM me the word 'tomato' 🍅 Extended Signature Musk Sucks, Quit X!
The world is run by megacorporations. They are far more powerful than the world's governments in just about every way, possibly because every mascot is not-so-secretly an eldritch god that allows for biomods and magical items to be created.
Magical items are all corporate merch, and players can make their own corporations with their own gods, biomod types, and cuisine. For example, Arch presented me with:
Dandy’s Candy
“it’s Sinfully Delicious/Don’t give me that conscience, Nonsense!”
God: Dandazius, Or Mr. Dandy, as it’s called. (Takes the form of a desiccated, Mummified corpse made of sweets, with syrup for blood, fondant for skin, jawbreakers for eyes, licorice hair, and the like. It is in a state of constant sugary agony and it wants others to share in its suffering by feeding the masses delightful sweets that seriously don’t give you much in terms of nutrients, they’re super unhealthy but they’re really good. Dandazius’ body is in need of constant ‘feeding,’ in the form of adding new layers to it that are almost immediately sucked dry and desiccated.)
Powers: Leeching
Signature: Candy canes (come in quite large sizes!)
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Nice! I'll try to be onto that! Might make a media corporation
🍅 PM me the word 'tomato' 🍅 Extended Signature Musk Sucks, Quit X!
It's here
I'm sorry
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Oooh, maybe a PR agency commissioned by multiple megacorps to spread propaganda. Sometimes they might work for multiple companies to aid them in disenfranchising each other. That’d be interesting.
Terra Lubridia archive:
The Bloody Barnacle | The Gut | The Athene Crusader | The Jewel of Atlantis
My tavern didn't do too well :(
I'll pour one out for ya
Forever DM and perpetually online
Second-In-Command and Acting Master of the Underground
As a man with a love of French cuisine, I can officially say:
𝓗𝓸𝓷 𝓱𝓸𝓷 𝓱𝓸𝓷, 𝓸𝓾𝓲 𝓸𝓾𝓲 𝓫𝓪𝓰𝓾𝓮𝓽𝓽𝓮
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
hello
they/her Always open to chat. Just send me a PM
When you find yourself alone
I'll just say I told you so
You've always been and you will always be
Nothing more than a memory
And nothing at all to me
Hey Moon
How are ya?
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine