back in my day, we didn’t have trees! Oh-boy-oh-boy, I remember back before the creation of the universe, wasn’t even that long ago! Me and Ol’ Gibber were turning alternate universes into spin-tops, making jigsaw puzzles out of history.
then one of us just Haaaaaad to change things by causing the Big Bang. I mean, at least we got rabbits, they’re cute.
Also, an odd question. How would you view me as a warlock patron? Like, what kind of subclass do you think my warlocks would have, or what kind of powers I would give?
Maybe Fathomless? I get a certain aquatic vibe from your online persona.
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I really like D&D, especially Ravenloft, Exandria and the Upside Down from Stranger Things. My pronouns are she/they (genderfae).
Finally can convienenyly access the manual, quick skimming through some monsters. (Some of this stuff might be wrong, flipping back and forth between app and forum can be finicky)
Tarrasque is slightly better at taking down ranged enemies? Like it has a ranged attack now but it still is only like a 150 foot range so a level 1 aaracockra theoretically only had to fly a bit higher and have slightly higher range.
The gibbering mouther is still epic, very unbiased. I noticed it doesn't say you have to hear it anymore, and while that's probably an oversight I find the concept kinda funny.
"What's that? Sorry, I can't hear you. Welp, guess I'll go mad. SLAPFISIDNTJSOAKRJDKAKRKFKDK"
Also the art looks very cool.
Probably will buy it when I have the money and the content sharing on the campaign turns off.
The Gibbering Mouther is... something. I think you might need to update your pfp.
The tarrasque looks insanely cool. I'm glad they added more titans to the book. They changed the looks to a lot of monsters, though, but I dig the "equipment" section. They still haven't added a platypus stat block, which makes me sad, so I'll have to keep using Poisonous (they actually changed it to the correct term! Woohoo!) Venomous Snake statblocks.
Yeah, it looks really cool, but I've been using this for over a year so it'd be sad to see it go :(
All of the art I've seen looks pretty cool. They've also added more high CR monsters in general, which is nice.
For me, ironically high CR monsters aren't what I've been jonesing for. I like having variety in the low-level monsters. Make for swarms and more low-level campaign ideas.
Also, the quote for the Blob of Anhillation has a SWEAR!!!1!1! How could they?1?1?1????11?1?1
I heard about that…
what swear, out of curiosity?
To quote it,
"Honey, I’ve seen horrors that would make you s(GP) your drawers and reach for the nearest drink. And then there’s the blob of annihilation. If you see it, run. And if you can’t get away from it, just hope you dissolve fast."
Like I said, how could they???1!1!1!1
384 pages, 1 curse word in 1 throwaway lore paragraph on only 1 of them. I'm surprised there aren't more that flew under the radar.
*me who didn't even notice there was a swear until you guys pointed it out*
Kids these days. Back when I was a kid we'd go hardcore with our swears in private together and like it! Hearing/saying a swear was exciting! Not fearsome like these [GPing] [GP] [GP]-[GP]s these days seem to think.
I’m curious if they made any major changes to vampires, and I’ve also not seen the umbral lord stats yet. :<
I haven't looked at the vampire stat blocks yet. Currently in a Curse of Strahd pbp and trying to stay away from those stats just to keep myself guessing on things. Though I may check if they're too similar since the overall removal of non-magical b/p/s resistances might be a change. And I did hear secondhand their regeneration was taken away.
I’m curious if they made any major changes to vampires, and I’ve also not seen the umbral lord stats yet. :<
I haven't looked at the vampire stat blocks yet. Currently in a Curse of Strahd pbp and trying to stay away from those stats just to keep myself guessing on things. Though I may check if they're too similar since the overall removal of non-magical b/p/s resistances might be a change. And I did hear secondhand their regeneration was taken away.
GASP
is… is it possible you could link the new vampire stats for me? I’m just curious and I love vampires almost as much as I love hags
I’m curious if they made any major changes to vampires, and I’ve also not seen the umbral lord stats yet. :<
I haven't looked at the vampire stat blocks yet. Currently in a Curse of Strahd pbp and trying to stay away from those stats just to keep myself guessing on things. Though I may check if they're too similar since the overall removal of non-magical b/p/s resistances might be a change. And I did hear secondhand their regeneration was taken away.
GASP
is… is it possible you could link the new vampire stats for me? I’m just curious and I love vampires almost as much as I love hags
gulthias blight which unlike the twig blight that is vulnerable to fire and the other blights that are neutral on it, the Gulthias has resistance. Has a ranged attack of shooting thorns and that has a melee attack with a life-draining root that reduces max hp.
I’m curious if they made any major changes to vampires, and I’ve also not seen the umbral lord stats yet. :<
I haven't looked at the vampire stat blocks yet. Currently in a Curse of Strahd pbp and trying to stay away from those stats just to keep myself guessing on things. Though I may check if they're too similar since the overall removal of non-magical b/p/s resistances might be a change. And I did hear secondhand their regeneration was taken away.
GASP
is… is it possible you could link the new vampire stats for me? I’m just curious and I love vampires almost as much as I love hags
gulthias blight which unlike the twig blight that is vulnerable to fire and the other blights that are neutral on it, the Gulthias has resistance. Has a ranged attack of shooting thorns and that has a melee attack with a life-draining root that reduces max hp.
Ooh, those are all super cool.
Oh my goodness, I need to run an adventure with a Gulthias blight. Why is it so fast? 50 foot movement speed and it’s a tree…
back in my day, we didn’t have trees! Oh-boy-oh-boy, I remember back before the creation of the universe, wasn’t even that long ago! Me and Ol’ Gibber were turning alternate universes into spin-tops, making jigsaw puzzles out of history.
then one of us just Haaaaaad to change things by causing the Big Bang. I mean, at least we got rabbits, they’re cute.
Well, SOOOOOOOORY that I gave into my impulses and lit the convienently placed bomb!
I’m curious if they made any major changes to vampires, and I’ve also not seen the umbral lord stats yet. :<
I haven't looked at the vampire stat blocks yet. Currently in a Curse of Strahd pbp and trying to stay away from those stats just to keep myself guessing on things. Though I may check if they're too similar since the overall removal of non-magical b/p/s resistances might be a change. And I did hear secondhand their regeneration was taken away.
GASP
is… is it possible you could link the new vampire stats for me? I’m just curious and I love vampires almost as much as I love hags
gulthias blight which unlike the twig blight that is vulnerable to fire and the other blights that are neutral on it, the Gulthias has resistance. Has a ranged attack of shooting thorns and that has a melee attack with a life-draining root that reduces max hp.
Ooh, those are all super cool.
Oh my goodness, I need to run an adventure with a Gulthias blight. Why is it so fast? 50 foot movement speed and it’s a tree…
It grows teeny tiny legs. And then sprints at you MACH 6.
Also, the quote for the Blob of Anhillation has a SWEAR!!!1!1! How could they?1?1?1????11?1?1
I heard about that…
what swear, out of curiosity?
To quote it,
"Honey, I’ve seen horrors that would make you s(GP) your drawers and reach for the nearest drink. And then there’s the blob of annihilation. If you see it, run. And if you can’t get away from it, just hope you dissolve fast."
Like I said, how could they???1!1!1!1
384 pages, 1 curse word in 1 throwaway lore paragraph on only 1 of them. I'm surprised there aren't more that flew under the radar.
*me who didn't even notice there was a swear until you guys pointed it out*
Kids these days. Back when I was a kid we'd go hardcore with our swears in private together and like it! Hearing/saying a swear was exciting! Not fearsome like these [GPing] [GP] [GP]-[GP]s these days seem to think.
;-p
But... But... Think of the (GP)in' young'ins! It's not like I hear the average (GP)ing middle schooler swear or slur every 5 (GP) seconds!
To be fair, if I remember correctly they are trying to introduce the game to kids. And the Blob was one of the more hyped up monsters. So I can imagine a kid being like, "Mom/Dad/Other, what's this word?" And then the parents come over and see it on a page with a blob with a god's skull inside, lol.
Also, an odd question. How would you view me as a warlock patron? Like, what kind of subclass do you think my warlocks would have, or what kind of powers I would give?
Well, if Archfey is my thing and GOO is Gibber’s, I could easily see you as a fiend, undying, or even some sort of patron that makes hexblades.
I suppose my new pfp is technically undead. Makes sense.
Also, an odd question. How would you view me as a warlock patron? Like, what kind of subclass do you think my warlocks would have, or what kind of powers I would give?
Maybe Fathomless? I get a certain aquatic vibe from your online persona.
Really? I do like the ocean, so I guess I am a little aquatic.
Now write a 500-word essay comparing the gibbering mouther and the gibbering mouther. Focus on how durable they are compared to each, what their damage outputs are, how the change in speed affects the environments you'd use them in, and the impact of no longer needing to hear the gibbering in order to go mad from it. Does that last change suggest and eldritch attunement to the psyches of all creatures in D&D?
I have begun writing a song again for the first time in quite a hot minute. I fear it may just be an absolute banger.
(To clarify: I've made little riffs and solos and stuff but I haven't committed and started a whole song in months)
Heyy, good for you!!! Good luck with song writing. I believe it will be a banger worthy of banging with excellence!!! The current song stuck in my head is Feel It Still by Portugal. The Man.
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I have begun writing a song again for the first time in quite a hot minute. I fear it may just be an absolute banger.
(To clarify: I've made little riffs and solos and stuff but I haven't committed and started a whole song in months)
Heyy, good for you!!! Good luck with song writing. I believe it will be a banger worthy of banging with excellence!!! The current song stuck in my head is Feel It Still by Portugal. The Man.
The song stuck in my head is Vs. Susie from Deltarune.
*Granny voice*
back in my day, we didn’t have trees! Oh-boy-oh-boy, I remember back before the creation of the universe, wasn’t even that long ago! Me and Ol’ Gibber were turning alternate universes into spin-tops, making jigsaw puzzles out of history.
then one of us just Haaaaaad to change things by causing the Big Bang. I mean, at least we got rabbits, they’re cute.
Maybe Fathomless? I get a certain aquatic vibe from your online persona.
I really like D&D, especially Ravenloft, Exandria and the Upside Down from Stranger Things. My pronouns are she/they (genderfae).
On the flip side the gibbering mouther does seem to do less damage than a gibbering mouther with a little less hp to boot.
For me, ironically high CR monsters aren't what I've been jonesing for. I like having variety in the low-level monsters. Make for swarms and more low-level campaign ideas.
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Hiya, Vitus!
I’m curious if they made any major changes to vampires, and I’ve also not seen the umbral lord stats yet. :<
also, they apparently added a CR 16 Gulthias Plant?!
*me who didn't even notice there was a swear until you guys pointed it out*
Kids these days. Back when I was a kid we'd go hardcore with our swears in private together and like it! Hearing/saying a swear was exciting! Not fearsome like these [GPing] [GP] [GP]-[GP]s these days seem to think.
;-p
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Talorin Tebedi, Vecna: Eve | Cherry, Stormwreck | Chipper, Strahd
We Are Modron
Get rickrolled here. Awesome music here. Track 47, 3/3/25, Goodbye to You
I haven't looked at the vampire stat blocks yet. Currently in a Curse of Strahd pbp and trying to stay away from those stats just to keep myself guessing on things. Though I may check if they're too similar since the overall removal of non-magical b/p/s resistances might be a change. And I did hear secondhand their regeneration was taken away.
This is a signature. It was a simple signature. But it has been upgraded.
Belolonandalogalo, Sunny | Draíocht, Kholias | Eggo Lass, 100 Dungeons
Talorin Tebedi, Vecna: Eve | Cherry, Stormwreck | Chipper, Strahd
We Are Modron
Get rickrolled here. Awesome music here. Track 47, 3/3/25, Goodbye to You
GASP
is… is it possible you could link the new vampire stats for me? I’m just curious and I love vampires almost as much as I love hags
vampire familiar
vampire spawn
vampire nightbringer
vampire
vampire umbral lord
And since you mentioned this one before,
gulthias blight which unlike the twig blight that is vulnerable to fire and the other blights that are neutral on it, the Gulthias has resistance. Has a ranged attack of shooting thorns and that has a melee attack with a life-draining root that reduces max hp.
This is a signature. It was a simple signature. But it has been upgraded.
Belolonandalogalo, Sunny | Draíocht, Kholias | Eggo Lass, 100 Dungeons
Talorin Tebedi, Vecna: Eve | Cherry, Stormwreck | Chipper, Strahd
We Are Modron
Get rickrolled here. Awesome music here. Track 47, 3/3/25, Goodbye to You
I've finally done it! I've found my perfect niche!
A vtuber who writes metal music, its everything I could ever want!
Idk I'm just a guy ig
I like Warlocks
I like guitars (coming up on my fifth year of playing!)
I want to be a musician/stay-at-home dad when I grow up
Recently obsessing over Warhammer 40k, specifically the T’au empire
Ooh, those are all super cool.
Oh my goodness, I need to run an adventure with a Gulthias blight. Why is it so fast? 50 foot movement speed and it’s a tree…
Well, SOOOOOOOORY that I gave into my impulses and lit the convienently placed bomb!
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
It grows teeny tiny legs. And then sprints at you MACH 6.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
But... But... Think of the (GP)in' young'ins! It's not like I hear the average (GP)ing middle schooler swear or slur every 5 (GP) seconds!
To be fair, if I remember correctly they are trying to introduce the game to kids. And the Blob was one of the more hyped up monsters. So I can imagine a kid being like, "Mom/Dad/Other, what's this word?" And then the parents come over and see it on a page with a blob with a god's skull inside, lol.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
I suppose my new pfp is technically undead. Makes sense.
Really? I do like the ocean, so I guess I am a little aquatic.
Hi, I’m DrakenBrine, here’s my Sig and characters
I am The Grand Envisioner!
NO HOMEWORK TODAY
FOR THE FIRST TIME IN WHAT FEELS LIKE EONS
YESSSSSSSSS
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
Huzzah, Gib Gib!
This is a signature. It was a simple signature. But it has been upgraded.
Belolonandalogalo, Sunny | Draíocht, Kholias | Eggo Lass, 100 Dungeons
Talorin Tebedi, Vecna: Eve | Cherry, Stormwreck | Chipper, Strahd
We Are Modron
Get rickrolled here. Awesome music here. Track 47, 3/3/25, Goodbye to You
Now write a 500-word essay comparing the gibbering mouther and the gibbering mouther. Focus on how durable they are compared to each, what their damage outputs are, how the change in speed affects the environments you'd use them in, and the impact of no longer needing to hear the gibbering in order to go mad from it. Does that last change suggest and eldritch attunement to the psyches of all creatures in D&D?
This is a signature. It was a simple signature. But it has been upgraded.
Belolonandalogalo, Sunny | Draíocht, Kholias | Eggo Lass, 100 Dungeons
Talorin Tebedi, Vecna: Eve | Cherry, Stormwreck | Chipper, Strahd
We Are Modron
Get rickrolled here. Awesome music here. Track 47, 3/3/25, Goodbye to You
I come before you bearing happy tidings!
I have begun writing a song again for the first time in quite a hot minute. I fear it may just be an absolute banger.
(To clarify: I've made little riffs and solos and stuff but I haven't committed and started a whole song in months)
Idk I'm just a guy ig
I like Warlocks
I like guitars (coming up on my fifth year of playing!)
I want to be a musician/stay-at-home dad when I grow up
Recently obsessing over Warhammer 40k, specifically the T’au empire
Heyy, good for you!!! Good luck with song writing. I believe it will be a banger worthy of banging with excellence!!! The current song stuck in my head is Feel It Still by Portugal. The Man.
A young storyteller who wanders the lands of lore, weaving a tale at every request. Has a lot of Cramorants. Major twenty one pilots fan. Certified Joker. Writer of Very Fishy Diaries and huge Lemony Snicket fan. He/him. A Warrior of Words, Vindicator of Vocabulary, Paladin of Poetry, and a Lancer of Language.
LOYAL FOLLOWER OF JEFF! PRAISE JEFF!!!
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The song stuck in my head is Vs. Susie from Deltarune.
I'm not a nerd. I am not a nerd. *Self assurance*
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