Letting a first level twelve year old wizard have a wand of wonder. (Actually happened. No deaths yet, just self petrifaction. And yes, the character was twelve, not just the player.)
Once, I went to brush my teeth and yelled, "Who's in the bathroom!?!?", but the door was open, the light was off, and I live alone. Then, while brushing my teeth, I dropped my toothbrush. Trying to catch it, I knocked it across the room. I got the toothbrush and went back to the sink, which I had left on. My drain was clogged and the water spilled all over the floor. I went to get the mop, mopped the floors, then wondered why they were getting wetter. I found out that I had left the water on AGAIN! Enjoy!
Mixing potions.
He/Him
Threads: Cult of Chaos, The Supreme Court of Sauce.
The First Archpriest of The Supreme Court of Sauce (now just a priest)
First member of the Chaos Council.
Click here if you are cool
vat of lava.
drink lava lmao
wait huh
(TOTAL NEWBIE HERE, SORRY!)
(heh, lancer from deltarune.)
(Murderer from flicker.)
(also i'm not a rwoabur)
(i am not the perfect newbie.)
(Inactive most of the time on schooldays, come on weekends. I'm a school girl :>)
rolling a 2 on deception against a dragon who got a nat 20
I exist sometimes, especially when I'm DMing Curse of Strahd.
drinking acid lmao
wait huh
(TOTAL NEWBIE HERE, SORRY!)
(heh, lancer from deltarune.)
(Murderer from flicker.)
(also i'm not a rwoabur)
(i am not the perfect newbie.)
(Inactive most of the time on schooldays, come on weekends. I'm a school girl :>)
Going to the late game dungeon at level 1 thinking "how hard can it be?"
I exist sometimes, especially when I'm DMing Curse of Strahd.
Just chillin and then your dm is like I don’t see anyone bowing down to me and then he smites u all
insert original witty signature here:
Skibidi bop mm dada
they/her Always open to chat. Just send me a PM
Whatever it takes
Yeah, take me to the top
I'm ready for whatever it takes
'Cause I love the adrenaline in my veins
I do what it takes
Inside the Pub, betting with another NPC who drinks more rotten wine.
My Ready-to-rock&roll chars:
Dertinus Tristany // Amilcar Barca // Vicenç Sacrarius // Oriol Deulofeu // Grovtuk
Taunting Tiamat.
I'm the Valar (leader and creator) of The Lord of the Rings/The Hobbit/Anything Tolkien Cult!
Member of the Cult of Cats, High Elf of the Elven Guild, and Sauce Priest & Sauce Smith of the Supreme Court of Sauce.
If you want some casual roleplay/adventures in Middle Earth, check out The Wild's Edge Tavern, a LotR/Middle Earth tavern!
JOIN TIAMAT'S CONGA LINE!
Extended Sig
Teaming up with a trigger-happy sorcerer
Rolling a 3 on anything
i can roll nat 1s on command
my homebrew thingies
Magic Items - Monsters - Subclasses
Letting a first level twelve year old wizard have a wand of wonder. (Actually happened. No deaths yet, just self petrifaction. And yes, the character was twelve, not just the player.)
Only spilt the party if you see something shiny.
Ariendela Sneakerson, Half-elf Rogue (8); Harmony Wolfsbane, Tiefling Bard (10); Agnomally, Gnomish Sorcerer (3); Breeze, Tabaxi Monk (8); Grace, Dragonborn Barbarian (7); DM, Homebrew- The Sequestered Lands/Underwater Explorers; Candlekeep
Calling the tarrasque puny!
Sassing your DM
Once, I went to brush my teeth and yelled, "Who's in the bathroom!?!?", but the door was open, the light was off, and I live alone. Then, while brushing my teeth, I dropped my toothbrush. Trying to catch it, I knocked it across the room. I got the toothbrush and went back to the sink, which I had left on. My drain was clogged and the water spilled all over the floor. I went to get the mop, mopped the floors, then wondered why they were getting wetter. I found out that I had left the water on AGAIN! Enjoy!
Eating lit dynamite
[roll]7d6[/roll]
Every post these dice roll increasing my chances of winning the yahtzee thread (I wish (wait not the twist the wish threa-!))
Drummer Generated Title
After having been invited to include both here, I now combine the "PM me CHEESE 🧀 and tomato into PM me "PIZZA🍕"
Awakening the walking statues of watersdeep
I am a conjurer, but the only thing I can summon is disappointment
Status: schools started, so weekday posting is limited.
I'm a member of the "oops I accidentally destroyed someone's brain cult"
I might be losing it at the rate of the heat death of the universe.
Extended Sig
Refusing a green dragon’s offer.
Come participate in the Competition of the Finest Brews, Edition XXVIII?
My homebrew stuff:
Spells, Monsters, Magic Items, Feats, Subclasses.
I am an Archfey, but nobody seems to notice.
Extended Signature
Arguing on any Forum's admin about D&DBeyond.
( I sense my next ban is incomming......... xD )
My Ready-to-rock&roll chars:
Dertinus Tristany // Amilcar Barca // Vicenç Sacrarius // Oriol Deulofeu // Grovtuk
When you worship Tiamat and it rejects you