DM: We should have been rolling for Wild Magic. So go ahead and roll for both spells now. Sorcerer: Okay. *rolls* That's a 16. *rolls* ... Sorcerer looks around sheepishly. DM: Is it a 1? Sorcerer: It's a 1. Artificer: What's that mean. DM: We're about to find out. Sorcerer: When I cast a spell, I have to roll to see if Wild Magic happens. Rogue: So, what happens. DM: We're about to find out. Artificer: What could happen? DM: Lots of thing.
Sorcerer is levitating uncontrollably. Sorcerer: I meant to do this.
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Human. Male. Possibly. Don't be a divider. My characters' backgrounds are written like instruction manuals rather than stories. My opinion and preferences don't mean you're wrong. I am 99.7603% convinced that the digital dice are messing with me. I roll high when nobody's looking and low when anyone else can see.🎲 “It's a bit early to be thinking about an epitaph. No?” will be my epitaph.
Human. Male. Possibly. Don't be a divider. My characters' backgrounds are written like instruction manuals rather than stories. My opinion and preferences don't mean you're wrong. I am 99.7603% convinced that the digital dice are messing with me. I roll high when nobody's looking and low when anyone else can see.🎲 “It's a bit early to be thinking about an epitaph. No?” will be my epitaph.
"We found this Bear, he was throwing stuff on the floor, and putting on armor, and hitting himself on the head with said objects... Do bears usually do that?"
(Not from a session, but part of an out OOC conversation about the campaign)
"You are NOT going to derail my campaign with your phantom zone bag of holding bull crap!"
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Morrigan Corax, The Phantom Queen, Breaker of The Elemental Chains, and Flaming Chicken Cassilia Decalia, Servant of His Xanthous Majesty. "It's not narcissism, it's histrionicism, dearie." Dokuhebi Tsuchinoko, child of the serpent goddess and temporary mother of squidlings Envelope Lastname is going to be the death of me. I'm allergic to fireball
I am part of the Cult of Grammar. Respect us. Or we will find the slightest mistake in your grammar, and never let you forget it. Clones would have saved Star Wars, and Kylo Ren sucks. MAKE THE EMPIRE GREAT AGAIN!!! I am a stormtrooper, and the Skywalker family is made of nothing but idiots who are insane. Cough Anakin and Luke Skywalker Cough
Paladin: “Ooo, lets make this cleared out wild magic cave in the spider-infested forest our base of operations.”
DM: “You hear your god’s voice whisper in your ear ‘Don’t. Just don’t. If you do that, you paladin powers will explode so hard, like smite times a million.’ “
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RIP Tavern.
All hail King Jovan Fluffycloud Prince
Teleporting elf monk supremacy!, but druids are better
[Cactus] Waffles!
”I don’t have any good quotes to put in my sig.” -Me
One player, OOC: I would like to do the anal handling roll.
Wait did he actually say anal or did you make a mistake
So was this a natural 1 on a medicine check?
No, it was a misstype of Animal Handling roll.
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I am part of the Cult of Grammar. Respect us. Or we will find the slightest mistake in your grammar, and never let you forget it. Clones would have saved Star Wars, and Kylo Ren sucks. MAKE THE EMPIRE GREAT AGAIN!!! I am a stormtrooper, and the Skywalker family is made of nothing but idiots who are insane. Cough Anakin and Luke Skywalker Cough
One player, OOC: I would like to do the anal handling roll.
Wait did he actually say anal or did you make a mistake
Actually typed that.
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I am part of the Cult of Grammar. Respect us. Or we will find the slightest mistake in your grammar, and never let you forget it. Clones would have saved Star Wars, and Kylo Ren sucks. MAKE THE EMPIRE GREAT AGAIN!!! I am a stormtrooper, and the Skywalker family is made of nothing but idiots who are insane. Cough Anakin and Luke Skywalker Cough
One player, OOC: I would like to do the anal handling roll.
Wait did he actually say anal or did you make a mistake
Actually typed that.
Lol i cant believe some guy would do that.
It is mostly text based, and he mistyped Animal Handling.
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I am part of the Cult of Grammar. Respect us. Or we will find the slightest mistake in your grammar, and never let you forget it. Clones would have saved Star Wars, and Kylo Ren sucks. MAKE THE EMPIRE GREAT AGAIN!!! I am a stormtrooper, and the Skywalker family is made of nothing but idiots who are insane. Cough Anakin and Luke Skywalker Cough
One player, OOC: I would like to do the anal handling roll.
Wait did he actually say anal or did you make a mistake
Actually typed that.
Lol i cant believe some guy would do that.
It is mostly text based, and he mistyped Animal Handling.
It could be a DYAC situation, too. Where these things get their suggestions is anyone's guess - and my guess is crowd-sourced given how they come up with words I've never used.
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Human. Male. Possibly. Don't be a divider. My characters' backgrounds are written like instruction manuals rather than stories. My opinion and preferences don't mean you're wrong. I am 99.7603% convinced that the digital dice are messing with me. I roll high when nobody's looking and low when anyone else can see.🎲 “It's a bit early to be thinking about an epitaph. No?” will be my epitaph.
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DM: We should have been rolling for Wild Magic. So go ahead and roll for both spells now.
Sorcerer: Okay. *rolls* That's a 16. *rolls* ...
Sorcerer looks around sheepishly.
DM: Is it a 1?
Sorcerer: It's a 1.
Artificer: What's that mean.
DM: We're about to find out.
Sorcerer: When I cast a spell, I have to roll to see if Wild Magic happens.
Rogue: So, what happens.
DM: We're about to find out.
Artificer: What could happen?
DM: Lots of thing.
Sorcerer is levitating uncontrollably.
Sorcerer: I meant to do this.
Human. Male. Possibly. Don't be a divider.
My characters' backgrounds are written like instruction manuals rather than stories. My opinion and preferences don't mean you're wrong.
I am 99.7603% convinced that the digital dice are messing with me. I roll high when nobody's looking and low when anyone else can see.🎲
“It's a bit early to be thinking about an epitaph. No?” will be my epitaph.
now like the drink i drowned the dude with half frozen bear
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Should... should I tell them...?
- With all due respects, your friendly neighbourhood alchemist
Clearly it was a polar bear.
Maybe, it's the NZ pronunciation. To a Yank, a Kiwi saying, bear, almost sounds the same.
DM during a stream: "This is certainly not going to get GIF'd."
*while all players mimicking trying to eat a fish-on-a-stick by ramming it into their mouths*
Human. Male. Possibly. Don't be a divider.
My characters' backgrounds are written like instruction manuals rather than stories. My opinion and preferences don't mean you're wrong.
I am 99.7603% convinced that the digital dice are messing with me. I roll high when nobody's looking and low when anyone else can see.🎲
“It's a bit early to be thinking about an epitaph. No?” will be my epitaph.
The fighter at my table, after being potentially haunted/possessed by a demonic incarnation of The Wiggles:
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As the Bear is Breaking out
"We found this Bear, he was throwing stuff on the floor, and putting on armor, and hitting himself on the head with said objects... Do bears usually do that?"
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- With all due respects, your friendly neighbourhood alchemist
(Not from a session, but part of an out OOC conversation about the campaign)
"You are NOT going to derail my campaign with your phantom zone bag of holding bull crap!"
Morrigan Corax, The Phantom Queen, Breaker of The Elemental Chains, and Flaming Chicken
Cassilia Decalia, Servant of His Xanthous Majesty. "It's not narcissism, it's histrionicism, dearie."
Dokuhebi Tsuchinoko, child of the serpent goddess and temporary mother of squidlings
Envelope Lastname is going to be the death of me.
I'm allergic to fireball
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One player, OOC: I would like to do the anal handling roll.
I am part of the Cult of Grammar. Respect us. Or we will find the slightest mistake in your grammar, and never let you forget it.
Clones would have saved Star Wars, and Kylo Ren sucks.
MAKE THE EMPIRE GREAT AGAIN!!! I am a stormtrooper, and the Skywalker family is made of nothing but idiots who are insane. Cough Anakin and Luke Skywalker Cough
Don't even TRY to argue with me about Star Wars.
Wait did he actually say anal or did you make a mistake
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Sir strange one of the centaurs
So was this a natural 1 on a medicine check?
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Paladin: “Ooo, lets make this cleared out wild magic cave in the spider-infested forest our base of operations.”
DM: “You hear your god’s voice whisper in your ear ‘Don’t. Just don’t. If you do that, you paladin powers will explode so hard, like smite times a million.’ “
RIP Tavern.
All hail King Jovan Fluffycloud Prince
Teleporting elf monk supremacy!, but druids are better
[Cactus]Waffles!”I don’t have any good quotes to put in my sig.” -Me
"We can trust the lich, right?"
Chilling kinda vibe.
No, it was a misstype of Animal Handling roll.
I am part of the Cult of Grammar. Respect us. Or we will find the slightest mistake in your grammar, and never let you forget it.
Clones would have saved Star Wars, and Kylo Ren sucks.
MAKE THE EMPIRE GREAT AGAIN!!! I am a stormtrooper, and the Skywalker family is made of nothing but idiots who are insane. Cough Anakin and Luke Skywalker Cough
Don't even TRY to argue with me about Star Wars.
Actually typed that.
I am part of the Cult of Grammar. Respect us. Or we will find the slightest mistake in your grammar, and never let you forget it.
Clones would have saved Star Wars, and Kylo Ren sucks.
MAKE THE EMPIRE GREAT AGAIN!!! I am a stormtrooper, and the Skywalker family is made of nothing but idiots who are insane. Cough Anakin and Luke Skywalker Cough
Don't even TRY to argue with me about Star Wars.
Lol i cant believe some guy would do that.
KNIGHT OF RANDOM
Halike Morgad the Dhampir fist of arlo
Sir strange one of the centaurs
It is mostly text based, and he mistyped Animal Handling.
I am part of the Cult of Grammar. Respect us. Or we will find the slightest mistake in your grammar, and never let you forget it.
Clones would have saved Star Wars, and Kylo Ren sucks.
MAKE THE EMPIRE GREAT AGAIN!!! I am a stormtrooper, and the Skywalker family is made of nothing but idiots who are insane. Cough Anakin and Luke Skywalker Cough
Don't even TRY to argue with me about Star Wars.
It could be a DYAC situation, too. Where these things get their suggestions is anyone's guess - and my guess is crowd-sourced given how they come up with words I've never used.
Human. Male. Possibly. Don't be a divider.
My characters' backgrounds are written like instruction manuals rather than stories. My opinion and preferences don't mean you're wrong.
I am 99.7603% convinced that the digital dice are messing with me. I roll high when nobody's looking and low when anyone else can see.🎲
“It's a bit early to be thinking about an epitaph. No?” will be my epitaph.