So, background: I talked to the DM about pranking the party by feeding them a certain mushroom from the Underdark, known as a Tongue of Madness. It causes whoever eats it to speak aloud their every thought for an hour. He said he'd allow it, but I always forgot to actually do it when I had the chance, so this takes place near the end of the campaign.
Me, the rogue, OOC: I wish to use the bell I got earlier to make some stew.
DM: Okay, but why a bell?
Me, OOC: It's the only thing I have on me that would make any sense to make stew out of.
DM: Well, okay then. What do you put in the stew?
Me, OOC: Oh, you know, water, spices, meat, vegetables, mushrooms, anything that you would normally find in a stew.
DM: Alright, you're making stew.
Paladin, OOC: I wish to bless the stew!
DM: Okay, you bless the stew. Anyone who has any heals (I don't remember how much) HP.
Everyone but me, including the familiars: I have some stew!
DM: Okay, you all heal (whatever amount) HP. You also start speaking your thoughts out loud. All of your thoughts.
Cleric: "Hmm, this is really good stew. Wait, why am I talking out loud? Why is everyone talking out loud!?"
Fighter/Paladin: "Oh, crap, I did I forget to turn the stove off?"
Fighter/Paladin's pig: "Oinky oinkety oink!""
Me: *Extreme laughter*
...Little did I know we had a boss fight coming up, and I just made it so that the BBEG would know all our plans before we did anything...
So, the party was talking to an old man to get information on the dungeon.
Me, the rogue: So, what's your name?
Old man: Well, it-
Me: You don't have one, do you?
Old man: Well, actu-
Me: No, it's too late now. Because you don't have a name, I am officially naming you "Buckets". That will be your name from now on.
Buckets: Well, okay then.
(skip to after talking with Buckets)
Me: I wish to persuade Buckets to join us on our adventure.
DM: Okay, roll persuasion, but you're going to have to roll pretty good.
Me: *Gets a low roll*
Cleric: I also wish to roll!
Cleric: *Gets a nat 20*
DM: Okay, Buckets will come to your aid in your darkest hour.
(skip to the previous message about the stew, plus a boss fight. We manage to get the BBEG to very low health just as he kills the last of us)
DM: As you take your last breath, you see Buckets riding in on the dragon that you encountered earlier in the dungeon. He seems to barely be able to hang on.
Buckets: I'll save you!
BBEG: What in th-
DM: The dragon breathes fire all over the area, burning the low HP BBEG.
Buckets ended up being a deity in disguise and brought us all back to life using True Resurrection.
Halfling: Twig! Hoogs is going to join the dragon hunters! I saw him slip them a note and I took it and it says to message him! We should beat him up! Changling: All I did was give them a note that said "Message me, Hoogs" I just wanted to learn about their weaponry. Tabaxi: Did it really just say message me? Halfling: Well, yea, *pulls out the note* but that means he's going to try and join him. Tabaxi: We don't know that.
DM: What are you doing Yog? Tortle: My character is going to bed. He doesn't want to deal with any of this.
Hey, I had a tortle named Yog too... perhaps we know each other... but then again, this was a year or two ago...
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All hail the great and mighty platypus.
Resisting is simply standing in front of the tide and pushing at it. Even if you endure at first, you will eventually break down. Adapting, by contrast, is turning into a fish.
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Rangers are not underpowered. They’re just exploration-oriented.
"I'm going to be the little mermaid and no one can stop me!"
(The sorceress was then turned into a horribly mutated sea angel/sea cucumber/stingray-like simic hybrid, lived for a few hours, and promptly died*. If you're not an elf, vedalkan, or a human, always read the waiver before signing up to "be a fish person".
*Don't worry, she got better.)
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Backstory: We have a feral cat that our bard has kidnapped taken from the forest that she's named Sherell. This was very quickly and very shortly asked after my rogue teifling, Rust, got information from his informant about his next job and had a very serious conversation. The stark contrast from seriousness to "so how about cat armor" gave us a pretty good laugh.
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(=ↀωↀ=)✧ I would like to become an android, please!
My first thought was "Oh, cool, like how we got armor for our giant spider!" and then my second thought was this:
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Yes, but we all died in the process.
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So basically you killed him but also got TPK'ed.
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Yep, but there's more that happened after that. It requires another story first, though.
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Well on sunday im hoping that we dont get TPK'ed by that massive war boar that the DM spoiled .
KNIGHT OF RANDOM
Halike Morgad the Dhampir fist of arlo
Sir strange one of the centaurs
So, the party was talking to an old man to get information on the dungeon.
Me, the rogue: So, what's your name?
Old man: Well, it-
Me: You don't have one, do you?
Old man: Well, actu-
Me: No, it's too late now. Because you don't have a name, I am officially naming you "Buckets". That will be your name from now on.
Buckets: Well, okay then.
(skip to after talking with Buckets)
Me: I wish to persuade Buckets to join us on our adventure.
DM: Okay, roll persuasion, but you're going to have to roll pretty good.
Me: *Gets a low roll*
Cleric: I also wish to roll!
Cleric: *Gets a nat 20*
DM: Okay, Buckets will come to your aid in your darkest hour.
(skip to the previous message about the stew, plus a boss fight. We manage to get the BBEG to very low health just as he kills the last of us)
DM: As you take your last breath, you see Buckets riding in on the dragon that you encountered earlier in the dungeon. He seems to barely be able to hang on.
Buckets: I'll save you!
BBEG: What in th-
DM: The dragon breathes fire all over the area, burning the low HP BBEG.
Buckets ended up being a deity in disguise and brought us all back to life using True Resurrection.
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And that's how the first campaign I ever played ended!
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Yeah, that sounds pretty dangerous.
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you were saved by buckets the god
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Buckets, God of Buckets.
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Buckets, God of Buckets Filled With Buckets Filled With Buckets Filled With Dragons Filled With Buckets.
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Hi!!!! My pronouns are She/They!
Picture a halfling riding a flumph and be happy!!!!!
:)
Hey, I had a tortle named Yog too... perhaps we know each other... but then again, this was a year or two ago...
All hail the great and mighty platypus.
Resisting is simply standing in front of the tide and pushing at it. Even if you endure at first, you will eventually break down. Adapting, by contrast, is turning into a fish.
-me
Rangers are not underpowered. They’re just exploration-oriented.
My homebrew setting: https://www.dndbeyond.com/forums/d-d-beyond-general/story-lore/94809-wakai-a-setting-inspired-by-japanese-folklore-and
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"The skin wolves spread their meat wings and fly away"
Hombrew: Way of Wresting, Circle of Sacrifice
This sounds like something that would happen in the Nine Hells.
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The DM actually never told us what he was the deity of...
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Dm: the lich is casting finger of death, (goes on to explain how he does it.)
wizard: ABRACADON'T, casts counter spell.
I am a conjurer, but the only thing I can summon is disappointment
Status: schools started, so weekday posting is limited.
I'm a member of the "oops I accidentally destroyed someone's brain cult"
I might be losing it at the rate of the heat death of the universe.
Extended Sig
"I cast Death Ward on myself. I am now immune to death."
(Death Ward is a great spell)
Proud poster on the Create a World thread
"I'm going to be the little mermaid and no one can stop me!"
(The sorceress was then turned into a horribly mutated sea angel/sea cucumber/stingray-like simic hybrid, lived for a few hours, and promptly died*. If you're not an elf, vedalkan, or a human, always read the waiver before signing up to "be a fish person".
*Don't worry, she got better.)
Morrigan Corax, The Phantom Queen, Breaker of The Elemental Chains, and Flaming Chicken
Cassilia Decalia, Servant of His Xanthous Majesty. "It's not narcissism, it's histrionicism, dearie."
Dokuhebi Tsuchinoko, child of the serpent goddess and temporary mother of squidlings
Envelope Lastname is going to be the death of me.
I'm allergic to fireball
To A Metalworker: "Can we get some cat armor?"
Backstory: We have a feral cat that our bard has
kidnappedtaken from the forest that she's named Sherell. This was very quickly and very shortly asked after my rogue teifling, Rust, got information from his informant about his next job and had a very serious conversation. The stark contrast from seriousness to "so how about cat armor" gave us a pretty good laugh.(=ↀωↀ=)✧ I would like to become an android, please!
My first thought was "Oh, cool, like how we got armor for our giant spider!" and then my second thought was this:
Morrigan Corax, The Phantom Queen, Breaker of The Elemental Chains, and Flaming Chicken
Cassilia Decalia, Servant of His Xanthous Majesty. "It's not narcissism, it's histrionicism, dearie."
Dokuhebi Tsuchinoko, child of the serpent goddess and temporary mother of squidlings
Envelope Lastname is going to be the death of me.
I'm allergic to fireball
Sent this to the server and got a major laugh-- thank you!
(=ↀωↀ=)✧ I would like to become an android, please!