Sorry, no. Cthulhu does not potato, and is above puny potato gods such as yourself. He is mildly annoyed by you and decides to smash you into the ground, then blast Tiamat again.
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Sorry, no. Cthulhu does not potato, and is above puny potato gods such as yourself. He is mildly annoyed by you and decides to smash you into the ground, then blast Tiamat again.
I go back in time and turn Cthulhu's parents into potatoes, so that Cthulhu is a potato child.
Sorry, no. Cthulhu does not potato, and is above puny potato gods such as yourself. He is mildly annoyed by you and decides to smash you into the ground, then blast Tiamat again.
I go back in time and turn Cthulhu's parents into potatoes, so that Cthulhu is a potato child.
But Cthulhu does not have parents, he simply appeared one day.
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Sorry, no. Cthulhu does not potato, and is above puny potato gods such as yourself. He is mildly annoyed by you and decides to smash you into the ground, then blast Tiamat again.
I go back in time and turn Cthulhu's parents into potatoes, so that Cthulhu is a potato child.
But Cthulhu does not have parents, he simply appeared one day.
I go back in time, make Cthulhu have parents, and make turn them into potatoes. Cthulhu is a potato.
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The Circle of Hedgehogs Druid Beholder/Animated Armor Level -20 Bardof the OIADSB Cult, here are our rules.Sig.Also a sauce council member, but it's been dead for a while.
Sorry, no. Cthulhu does not potato, and is above puny potato gods such as yourself. He is mildly annoyed by you and decides to smash you into the ground, then blast Tiamat again.
I go back in time and turn Cthulhu's parents into potatoes, so that Cthulhu is a potato child.
But Cthulhu does not have parents, he simply appeared one day.
I go back in time, make Cthulhu have parents, and make turn them into potatoes. Cthulhu is a potato.
I go back in time, make sure his parents were cats, not potatoes. Cthulhu is now an adorable killer-cat.
Cthulhu does not like you meddling with time, and shoots eight beams of evil power at each of you. 99 of all damage types to every one of you.
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Sorry, no. Cthulhu does not potato, and is above puny potato gods such as yourself. He is mildly annoyed by you and decides to smash you into the ground, then blast Tiamat again.
I go back in time and turn Cthulhu's parents into potatoes, so that Cthulhu is a potato child.
But Cthulhu does not have parents, he simply appeared one day.
I go back in time, make Cthulhu have parents, and make turn them into potatoes. Cthulhu is a potato.
I go back in time, make sure his parents were cats, not potatoes. Cthulhu is now an adorable killer-cat.
Cthulhu does not like you meddling with time, and shoots eight beams of evil power at each of you. 99 of all damage types to every one of you.
Sadly, I'm IMMUNE.
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The Circle of Hedgehogs Druid Beholder/Animated Armor Level -20 Bardof the OIADSB Cult, here are our rules.Sig.Also a sauce council member, but it's been dead for a while.
Sorry, no. Cthulhu does not potato, and is above puny potato gods such as yourself. He is mildly annoyed by you and decides to smash you into the ground, then blast Tiamat again.
I go back in time and turn Cthulhu's parents into potatoes, so that Cthulhu is a potato child.
But Cthulhu does not have parents, he simply appeared one day.
I go back in time, make Cthulhu have parents, and make turn them into potatoes. Cthulhu is a potato.
I go back in time, make sure his parents were cats, not potatoes. Cthulhu is now an adorable killer-cat.
I turn Cthulhu's parents into potato-cats.
I turn Cthulu's potato-cat parents into Cthulu's potato-cat children.
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Suddenly, Cthulhu breaks through the ground, knocking everyone within a radius of 250 feet 12 yards backwards. Roaring in anger, Cthulhu decimates everything within 4 miles, then blasts Tiamat with a beam of unimaginable power.
Tiamat's band start playing the worst, cheesiest, most utterably horrible disco song in history. Cthulu takes 9000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000damage that can't reduced or avoided in any way imaginable.
EDIT: Heck, Cthulu just dies instantly. The song is that bad. Then Tiamat resumes HER PEACEFUL CONGA LINE, AND IF ANYONE TRIES TO DISRUPT IT AGAIN, THEY WILL DIE, AS THE LINE CONSISTS OF HER, ACERERAK, VECNA, THARIZDUN, KEZEF THE CHAOS HOUND, AND AO.
Sorry, no. Cthulhu does not potato, and is above puny potato gods such as yourself. He is mildly annoyed by you and decides to smash you into the ground, then blast Tiamat again.
I go back in time and turn Cthulhu's parents into potatoes, so that Cthulhu is a potato child.
But Cthulhu does not have parents, he simply appeared one day.
I go back in time, make Cthulhu have parents, and make turn them into potatoes. Cthulhu is a potato.
I go back in time, make sure his parents were cats, not potatoes. Cthulhu is now an adorable killer-cat.
I turn Cthulhu's parents into potato-cats.
I turn Cthulu's potato-cat parents into Cthulu's potato-cat children.
I eat all potatoes in sight, including the cat parents and children. No survivors.
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— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fanδ — making a smoothie for meta ——————| EXTENDED SIG |—————— Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
I continue to pet the dog I had summoned earlier while clapping for Tiamat's band.
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— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fanδ — making a smoothie for meta ——————| EXTENDED SIG |—————— Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
Sorry, no. Cthulhu does not potato, and is above puny potato gods such as yourself. He is mildly annoyed by you and decides to smash you into the ground, then blast Tiamat again.
I go back in time and turn Cthulhu's parents into potatoes, so that Cthulhu is a potato child.
But Cthulhu does not have parents, he simply appeared one day.
I go back in time, make Cthulhu have parents, and make turn them into potatoes. Cthulhu is a potato.
I go back in time, make sure his parents were cats, not potatoes. Cthulhu is now an adorable killer-cat.
I turn Cthulhu's parents into potato-cats.
I turn Cthulu's potato-cat parents into Cthulu's potato-cat children.
I eat all potatoes in sight, including the cat parents and children. No survivors.
Sorry, no. Cthulhu does not potato, and is above puny potato gods such as yourself. He is mildly annoyed by you and decides to smash you into the ground, then blast Tiamat again.
I go back in time and turn Cthulhu's parents into potatoes, so that Cthulhu is a potato child.
But Cthulhu does not have parents, he simply appeared one day.
I go back in time, make Cthulhu have parents, and make turn them into potatoes. Cthulhu is a potato.
I go back in time, make sure his parents were cats, not potatoes. Cthulhu is now an adorable killer-cat.
I turn Cthulhu's parents into potato-cats.
I turn Cthulu's potato-cat parents into Cthulu's potato-cat children.
I eat all potatoes in sight, including the cat parents and children. No survivors.
I eat Cyno.
I make my dex save to avoid being eaten. 21
Then I smack half with a carrot. Attack: 37 Damage: 1
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fanδ — making a smoothie for meta ——————| EXTENDED SIG |—————— Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
Sorry, no. Cthulhu does not potato, and is above puny potato gods such as yourself. He is mildly annoyed by you and decides to smash you into the ground, then blast Tiamat again.
I go back in time and turn Cthulhu's parents into potatoes, so that Cthulhu is a potato child.
But Cthulhu does not have parents, he simply appeared one day.
I go back in time, make Cthulhu have parents, and make turn them into potatoes. Cthulhu is a potato.
I go back in time, make sure his parents were cats, not potatoes. Cthulhu is now an adorable killer-cat.
I turn Cthulhu's parents into potato-cats.
I turn Cthulu's potato-cat parents into Cthulu's potato-cat children.
I eat all potatoes in sight, including the cat parents and children. No survivors.
I eat Cyno.
I make my dex save to avoid being eaten. 21
Then I smack half with a carrot. Attack: 25 Damage: 1
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fanδ — making a smoothie for meta ——————| EXTENDED SIG |—————— Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
I turn Cthulhu into a potato.
I have a weird sense of humor.
I also make maps.(That's a link)
Sorry, no. Cthulhu does not potato, and is above puny potato gods such as yourself. He is mildly annoyed by you and decides to smash you into the ground, then blast Tiamat again.
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In my time being dead I have become a Geometry Dash addict. You should play the level with the ID of 109387224.
I go back in time and turn Cthulhu's parents into potatoes, so that Cthulhu is a potato child.
I have a weird sense of humor.
I also make maps.(That's a link)
But Cthulhu does not have parents, he simply appeared one day.
Join The Absolutely Anything Thread! We need help. Help us. Please. I am begging you please help us I'm so scared for my life right now these people should be locked up
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In my time being dead I have become a Geometry Dash addict. You should play the level with the ID of 109387224.
I go back in time, make Cthulhu have parents, and make turn them into potatoes. Cthulhu is a potato.
The Circle of Hedgehogs Druid Beholder/Animated Armor Level -20 Bard of the OIADSB Cult, here are our rules. Sig. Also a sauce council member, but it's been dead for a while.
I go back in time, make sure his parents were cats, not potatoes. Cthulhu is now an adorable killer-cat.
Cthulhu does not like you meddling with time, and shoots eight beams of evil power at each of you. 99 of all damage types to every one of you.
Join The Absolutely Anything Thread! We need help. Help us. Please. I am begging you please help us I'm so scared for my life right now these people should be locked up
Help me preserve DDB history at The Archive!
In my time being dead I have become a Geometry Dash addict. You should play the level with the ID of 109387224.
I turn Cthulhu's parents into potato-cats.
I have a weird sense of humor.
I also make maps.(That's a link)
Sadly, I'm IMMUNE.
The Circle of Hedgehogs Druid Beholder/Animated Armor Level -20 Bard of the OIADSB Cult, here are our rules. Sig. Also a sauce council member, but it's been dead for a while.
I turn Cthulu's potato-cat parents into Cthulu's potato-cat children.
All stars fade. Some stars forever fall.
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If there was no light, people wouldn't fear the dark.
Tiamat's band start playing the worst, cheesiest, most utterably horrible disco song in history. Cthulu takes 9000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000damage that can't reduced or avoided in any way imaginable.
EDIT: Heck, Cthulu just dies instantly. The song is that bad. Then Tiamat resumes HER PEACEFUL CONGA LINE, AND IF ANYONE TRIES TO DISRUPT IT AGAIN, THEY WILL DIE, AS THE LINE CONSISTS OF HER, ACERERAK, VECNA, THARIZDUN, KEZEF THE CHAOS HOUND, AND AO.
I'm the Valar (leader and creator) of The Lord of the Rings/The Hobbit/Anything Tolkien Cult!
Member of the Cult of Cats, High Elf of the Elven Guild, and Sauce Priest & Sauce Smith of the Supreme Court of Sauce.
If you want some casual roleplay/adventures in Middle Earth, check out The Wild's Edge Tavern, a LotR/Middle Earth tavern!
JOIN TIAMAT'S CONGA LINE!
Extended Sig
I eat all potatoes in sight, including the cat parents and children. No survivors.
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fan δ —
making a smoothie for meta
——————| EXTENDED SIG |——————
Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
I continue to pet the dog I had summoned earlier while clapping for Tiamat's band.
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fan δ —
making a smoothie for meta
——————| EXTENDED SIG |——————
Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
Finally someone with good taste!
I'm the Valar (leader and creator) of The Lord of the Rings/The Hobbit/Anything Tolkien Cult!
Member of the Cult of Cats, High Elf of the Elven Guild, and Sauce Priest & Sauce Smith of the Supreme Court of Sauce.
If you want some casual roleplay/adventures in Middle Earth, check out The Wild's Edge Tavern, a LotR/Middle Earth tavern!
JOIN TIAMAT'S CONGA LINE!
Extended Sig
Now that Cthulu is gone I bring my animals above ground and into their pens. I repair my fence and Fields and being working on a well
Mostly nocturnal
help build a world here
I eat Cyno.
I have a weird sense of humor.
I also make maps.(That's a link)
I make my dex save to avoid being eaten. 21
Then I smack half with a carrot. Attack: 37 Damage: 1
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fan δ —
making a smoothie for meta
——————| EXTENDED SIG |——————
Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
The save fails. The attack misses.
I have a weird sense of humor.
I also make maps.(That's a link)
I buy half a mcdonalds happy meal as an apology.
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fan δ —
making a smoothie for meta
——————| EXTENDED SIG |——————
Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
I turn it into a potato.
I have a weird sense of humor.
I also make maps.(That's a link)