"Come with me, and you'll be. in a world of pure imagination. Take a look, and you'll see, into your imagination. we'll begin, with a spin. traveling in a world of my creation. what we'll see will defy explanation!" ~Willy Wonka, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory
their is no light without dark. no calm without storm. no heroes without villains. I, unfortunately am the dark. I am the storm. I. Am. The. Villain (not really considering I'm a forever player and never get the chance to DM)
At least that’s what the quiz I took said. I like martial stuff, so I’d want to be a fighter, monk, or maybe Ranger, but honestly I’m either a wizard or cleric, maybe a multiclass.
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If I haven’t offended you, don’t worry. I’m sure I’ll get to you eventually.
At least that’s what the quiz I took said. I like martial stuff, so I’d want to be a fighter, monk, or maybe Ranger, but honestly I’m either a wizard or cleric, maybe a multiclass.
Hang on, scratch this, I’m a lower-tier gunslinger.
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If I haven’t offended you, don’t worry. I’m sure I’ll get to you eventually.
Dex 19-Hyperflexible but untrained and Ambidextrous
Con 12-I don’t get sick a lot
Int 17-Big brain
Wis 10-Just average
Cha 7-Recluse
Class Ranger-I enjoy urban exploring (but not b&e) and a decent shot from both sides with a bow
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Oh I have to be a Wizard. No chance I'm anything else apart from maybe an Artificer
Stats wise: STR 5 | DEX 13 | CON 8 | INT 18 | WIS 12 | CHA 10 (I am a stick figure who just reads a lot, has good conversation at times and literally had my lungs collapse)
I find it funny that the vast majority of "rate your own stats" things have a majority of people respond with their highest stat in Intelligence, usually 15 or higher. However you want to interpret that, I think it says a lot about the type of people that play D&D.
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Look at what you've done. You spoiled it. You have nobody to blame but yourself. Go sit and think about your actions.
Don't be mean. Rudeness is a vicious cycle, and it has to stop somewhere. Exceptions for things that are funny. Go to the current Competition of the Finest 'Brews! It's a cool place where cool people make cool things.
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(you guys realize that 10-11 is usualy human stats? Thats means that you all must be quite exceptional humans!) But we can kinda just retcon it. I understand what u mean.
I took standard array with the V Human ASIs, and then knocked a couple points off that I didn’t think I deserved.
I would be a Cleric or Paladin per long term folks who know me well, so probably a Cleric, or in my game world I would likely be a Shrinewarden (since that is closest). Maybe a Druid (since they are more like Shamans).
I would absolutely be from Dorado still, and since I am nearly 60, I would be using my funds to break into the Innkeeper's Guild to start an Inn, wishing I was as strong as I was in my 20's (when my strength was much higher thanks to military service). So, given the role of the Shrinewarden in the world, it is more likely that, given I would almost certainly build my own Shrine and tack on an Inn.
Consecrated, no less, so only the people I like could stay there, lol.
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Way back in the 1e days I rules lawyered a bit much and the DM said “poof you appear at the back end of the party of orcs attacking the PCs. So I had to create a character - these are the stats he assigned back then along with some of the reasons for them in his and m opinion: S) 12 - generally if I want to move something it moves but a lot of that is in my legs - back then I did squats on a machine at 600£ and could lift about 120 over my head. D) 16 - I had about 5 years of martial arts both hard and soft styles as well as being a card mechanic and having tried competitive diving briefly as well as going out dancing regularly. C) 16 - given the modern diet, immunizations and health care we are all far healthier than folks of the Middle Ages ( or any time before the second half of the 20th century) I) 14 - I was in grad school at the time in the sciences and have regularly passed various IQ style tests with scores between 140 -160 as well as scoring high on creativity tests. W) 13 - we had had a number of discussions about actions and consequences etc but he downgraded me for not knowing when to quit the rules lawyering. Ch) 12 - which very much surprised me as I was thinking an 8-9. He said I was actually a pretty likable and enjoyable person but definitely shy with strangers and a bit standoffish given my background in martial arts, survival camping, geology, fishing and hunting he ruled me a L3 monk/L3 Ranger switch class. Now it’s 40+ years later and some of those stats probably need revising so: S) 10 - I can still lift 100 pounds and things generally still move when I push/pull but not as easily as years ago. D) 15 - I’m still doing martial arts and dancing but I’m not quite as fast and joints are stiffer but for 40+ years later I’m definitely well above average C) 14 - hey it’s 40+ years later but I’m still in pretty darned good condition - heavier and more wear and tear on the body but … I) 14 - no change except from experience and learning all my life. W) 15 - all that experience helped here Ch) 13 - I’m not nearly as shy and standoffish and much more social and friendly today given my interests in tech and education/ learning how the world works I would add a few levels of either Wizard or artificer to the ranger and maybe raise the ranger and monk a level or two so Monk 5/Ranger 5/Artificer 5
Take your smortness down a notch, pal. You had the stats so wrong. Please at least make your Smort Score more accurate.
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Str 15
Dex 15
Con 12
Int 13
Wis 15
Cha 9
Class is probably a fighter, maybe paladin. Race is dwarf, i am an introvert. Alignment LG.
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Str 10, dex 8, con 12, int 16, wis 15, cha 15
half-elf
bard/Ranger/wizard
this using standar array cause I’m too lazy to take a test
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their is no light without dark. no calm without storm. no heroes without villains. I, unfortunately am the dark. I am the storm. I. Am. The. Villain (not really considering I'm a forever player and never get the chance to DM)
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STR 10 DEX 15 CON 9 INT 16 WIS 11 CHA 10
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STR:12
INT:13
WIS:17
DEX:12
CON:12
CHR:14
At least that’s what the quiz I took said. I like martial stuff, so I’d want to be a fighter, monk, or maybe Ranger, but honestly I’m either a wizard or cleric, maybe a multiclass.
If I haven’t offended you, don’t worry. I’m sure I’ll get to you eventually.
My stats would probably be something along these lines
"Anyone can smith at the cosmic anvil, yet only I can forge a weapon as good as thee."
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Hang on, scratch this, I’m a lower-tier gunslinger.
If I haven’t offended you, don’t worry. I’m sure I’ll get to you eventually.
STR: 13 DEX:15 CON: 12 INT: 17 WIS: 16 CHA:12
Class: Ranger-Monk, subclass into Drakewarden or gloomstslker and ascendant dragon or shadow monk.
Str 5-Weakling of the weaklings
Dex 19-Hyperflexible but untrained and Ambidextrous
Con 12-I don’t get sick a lot
Int 17-Big brain
Wis 10-Just average
Cha 7-Recluse
Class Ranger-I enjoy urban exploring (but not b&e) and a decent shot from both sides with a bow
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Strength: 12 (i am sorta kinda strong)
Dexterity: 10 (i am horrible at throwing and catching everything)
constitution: 8 (i refuse to go outside during spring because nature hates me)
intelligence: 13 (i read a lot and know random things)
wisdom: 14 (i can tell when people are lying)
Charisma: 15 (I mean, it has to be the highest stat. Obviously I’m Charismatic)
either future glamour bard or Archfey warlock. If i had to choose a race, Fairy.
Umm
str 5 weak
dex 12 flexible
con 5 so very weak
int 15 smort
wis 14 kinda wise
cha 15 charming?
and… bard, ig
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Oh I have to be a Wizard. No chance I'm anything else apart from maybe an Artificer
Stats wise: STR 5 | DEX 13 | CON 8 | INT 18 | WIS 12 | CHA 10 (I am a stick figure who just reads a lot, has good conversation at times and literally had my lungs collapse)
str 4
dex 8
con 5
int 18
wis 16
cha -50
druid
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STR: 4 | DEX: 8 | CON: 11 | INT: 15 | WIS: 11 | CHA: 4
Class: Druid
The strength and charisma are definitely lacking
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I find it funny that the vast majority of "rate your own stats" things have a majority of people respond with their highest stat in Intelligence, usually 15 or higher. However you want to interpret that, I think it says a lot about the type of people that play D&D.
Look at what you've done. You spoiled it. You have nobody to blame but yourself. Go sit and think about your actions.
Don't be mean. Rudeness is a vicious cycle, and it has to stop somewhere. Exceptions for things that are funny.
Go to the current Competition of the Finest 'Brews! It's a cool place where cool people make cool things.
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I took standard array with the V Human ASIs, and then knocked a couple points off that I didn’t think I deserved.
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STR: 8,
DEX: 10,
CON: 12,
INT: 17,
WIS: 15,
CHA: 12,
I would be a Cleric or Paladin per long term folks who know me well, so probably a Cleric, or in my game world I would likely be a Shrinewarden (since that is closest). Maybe a Druid (since they are more like Shamans).
I would absolutely be from Dorado still, and since I am nearly 60, I would be using my funds to break into the Innkeeper's Guild to start an Inn, wishing I was as strong as I was in my 20's (when my strength was much higher thanks to military service). So, given the role of the Shrinewarden in the world, it is more likely that, given I would almost certainly build my own Shrine and tack on an Inn.
Consecrated, no less, so only the people I like could stay there, lol.
Only a DM since 1980 (3000+ Sessions) / PhD, MS, MA / Mixed, Bi, Trans, Woman / No longer welcome in the US, apparently
Wyrlde: Adventures in the Seven Cities
.-=] Lore Book | Patreon | Wyrlde YT [=-.
An original Setting for 5e, a whole solar system of adventure. Ongoing updates, exclusies, more.
Not Talking About It / Dubbed The Oracle in the Cult of Mythology Nerds
Way back in the 1e days I rules lawyered a bit much and the DM said “poof you appear at the back end of the party of orcs attacking the PCs. So I had to create a character - these are the stats he assigned back then along with some of the reasons for them in his and m opinion:
S) 12 - generally if I want to move something it moves but a lot of that is in my legs - back then I did squats on a machine at 600£ and could lift about 120 over my head.
D) 16 - I had about 5 years of martial arts both hard and soft styles as well as being a card mechanic and having tried competitive diving briefly as well as going out dancing regularly.
C) 16 - given the modern diet, immunizations and health care we are all far healthier than folks of the Middle Ages ( or any time before the second half of the 20th century)
I) 14 - I was in grad school at the time in the sciences and have regularly passed various IQ style tests with scores between 140 -160 as well as scoring high on creativity tests.
W) 13 - we had had a number of discussions about actions and consequences etc but he downgraded me for not knowing when to quit the rules lawyering.
Ch) 12 - which very much surprised me as I was thinking an 8-9. He said I was actually a pretty likable and enjoyable person but definitely shy with strangers and a bit standoffish given my background in martial arts, survival camping, geology, fishing and hunting he ruled me a L3 monk/L3 Ranger switch class.
Now it’s 40+ years later and some of those stats probably need revising so:
S) 10 - I can still lift 100 pounds and things generally still move when I push/pull but not as easily as years ago.
D) 15 - I’m still doing martial arts and dancing but I’m not quite as fast and joints are stiffer but for 40+ years later I’m definitely well above average
C) 14 - hey it’s 40+ years later but I’m still in pretty darned good condition - heavier and more wear and tear on the body but …
I) 14 - no change except from experience and learning all my life.
W) 15 - all that experience helped here
Ch) 13 - I’m not nearly as shy and standoffish and much more social and friendly today
given my interests in tech and education/ learning how the world works I would add a few levels of either Wizard or artificer to the ranger and maybe raise the ranger and monk a level or two so Monk 5/Ranger 5/Artificer 5
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Oof this needs revising… that wasnt even very long ago
str 8 i’m decently strong
dex 14
con 14 i dont get sick often
int 15 im fairly smart i’d say
wis 8 i do and say a lot of things i regret, im not wise
cha 15 i’m kind and charming
I’m a CG [insert any androgynous species here] druid
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Take your smortness down a notch, pal. You had the stats so wrong. Please at least make your Smort Score more accurate.
Helper of Create a World thread/Sedge is Chaotic Neutral/ Mega Yahtzee High: 34, Low: 14/I speak English, je me parle le Francais, agus Labhraim beagan Gaeilge
Dream of Days Lore Bard 9/Wizard 4 Baulder's Gate: Descent to Avernus (In Person/Over Zoom)
Saleadon Morgul Battle Smith Artificer 11 Tyranny of Dragons (In Person/Over Zoom)
Hurtharn Serpti Ghostslayer Blood Hunter 7 Spelljammer (Over Zoom)
Ex Sig