Anahita begins destroying the glyphs around the new camp. Then it curls up and begins recharging. The speaker-drone from before fits into a slot inside Anahita's back.
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Former Spider Queen of the Spider Guild, and friendly neighborhood scheming creature.
"Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders."
My pronouns are she/her.
Web Weaver of Everlasting Narrative! (title bestowed by Drummer)
Suddenly, a blazing orb of flame flashes into existence in the middle of the defiled Temple of Jerry. In an instant, it is gone, and in its place stands a fire genasi in plate armor made mostly of flame with some shards of adamantine in it.
"I, archpyromaniac, second-highest ranking worshiper of Jerry, the Lord of Fire, surrender myself. But I do not surrender to the Spider Guild. No, I offer myself to Stargazer. I wish to end this conflict. You of the Spider Guild, you wish to punish Jerry and his followers? Be satisfied with the Stargazer's punishment of me, the Defender of the Flame. Cease in this attempt to destroy us, and we will continue in never attacking anyone, anywhere. We will defend ourselves, but we shall not be punished for any destruction wrought because of such defense.
"Stargazer, stop the Spider Guild's madness. End this war. Send me to the Void or pardon me, I care not, so long as the Spider Guild ends their assault on the followers of Jerry."
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Paladin main who spends most of his D&D time worldbuilding or DMing, not Paladin-ing.
Suddenly, a blazing orb of flame flashes into existence in the middle of the defiled Temple of Jerry. In an instant, it is gone, and in its place stands a fire genasi in plate armor made mostly of flame with some shards of adamantine in it.
"I, archpyromaniac, second-highest ranking worshiper of Jerry, the Lord of Fire, surrender myself. But I do not surrender to the Spider Guild. No, I offer myself to Stargazer. I wish to end this conflict. You of the Spider Guild, you wish to punish Jerry and his followers? Be satisfied with the Stargazer's punishment of me, the Defender of the Flame. Cease in this attempt to destroy us, and we will continue in never attacking anyone, anywhere. We will defend ourselves, but we shall not be punished for any destruction wrought because of such defense.
"Stargazer, stop the Spider Guild's madness. End this war. Send me to the Void or pardon me, I care not, so long as the Spider Guild ends their assault on the followers of Jerry."
Suddenly, a field of icy magic appears around you as Anahita waves their hand. From Anahita, an arachne steps forth, adorned in violet robes with silver trim. Upon her head rests a crown made of twisted iron, and a swarm of small spiders gather at her feet. "Stargazer can't save you now. The Jerry will fall, and we will unify the multiverse under our banner."
Yvonne looks to one of the Mistakes. "Send him to the Void." The slime burbles as planar energy surrounds Helmut's icy prison, and soon, Helmut is gone. "Now that that's taken care of, we must make haste." She climbs back into the dormant Anahita. "Onward, to the next hive."
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Former Spider Queen of the Spider Guild, and friendly neighborhood scheming creature.
"Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders."
My pronouns are she/her.
Web Weaver of Everlasting Narrative! (title bestowed by Drummer)
Suddenly, a blazing orb of flame flashes into existence in the middle of the defiled Temple of Jerry. In an instant, it is gone, and in its place stands a fire genasi in plate armor made mostly of flame with some shards of adamantine in it.
"I, archpyromaniac, second-highest ranking worshiper of Jerry, the Lord of Fire, surrender myself. But I do not surrender to the Spider Guild. No, I offer myself to Stargazer. I wish to end this conflict. You of the Spider Guild, you wish to punish Jerry and his followers? Be satisfied with the Stargazer's punishment of me, the Defender of the Flame. Cease in this attempt to destroy us, and we will continue in never attacking anyone, anywhere. We will defend ourselves, but we shall not be punished for any destruction wrought because of such defense.
"Stargazer, stop the Spider Guild's madness. End this war. Send me to the Void or pardon me, I care not, so long as the Spider Guild ends their assault on the followers of Jerry."
Suddenly, a field of icy magic appears around you as Anahita waves their hand. From Anahita, an arachne steps forth, adorned in violet robes with silver trim. Upon her head rests a crown made of twisted iron, and a swarm of small spiders gather at her feet. "Stargazer can't save you now. The Jerry will fall, and we will unify the multiverse under our banner."
Yvonne looks to one of the Mistakes. "Send him to the Void." The slime burbles as planar energy surrounds Helmut's icy prison, and soon, Helmut is gone. "Now that that's taken care of, we must make haste." She climbs back into the dormant Anahita. "Onward, to the next hive."
Gamer_Thirteen looks slightly troubled. "He did seek peace, your Eminence..."
Suddenly, a blazing orb of flame flashes into existence in the middle of the defiled Temple of Jerry. In an instant, it is gone, and in its place stands a fire genasi in plate armor made mostly of flame with some shards of adamantine in it.
"I, archpyromaniac, second-highest ranking worshiper of Jerry, the Lord of Fire, surrender myself. But I do not surrender to the Spider Guild. No, I offer myself to Stargazer. I wish to end this conflict. You of the Spider Guild, you wish to punish Jerry and his followers? Be satisfied with the Stargazer's punishment of me, the Defender of the Flame. Cease in this attempt to destroy us, and we will continue in never attacking anyone, anywhere. We will defend ourselves, but we shall not be punished for any destruction wrought because of such defense.
"Stargazer, stop the Spider Guild's madness. End this war. Send me to the Void or pardon me, I care not, so long as the Spider Guild ends their assault on the followers of Jerry."
Suddenly, a field of icy magic appears around you as Anahita waves their hand. From Anahita, an arachne steps forth, adorned in violet robes with silver trim. Upon her head rests a crown made of twisted iron, and a swarm of small spiders gather at her feet. "Stargazer can't save you now. The Jerry will fall, and we will unify the multiverse under our banner."
Yvonne looks to one of the Mistakes. "Send him to the Void." The slime burbles as planar energy surrounds Helmut's icy prison, and soon, Helmut is gone. "Now that that's taken care of, we must make haste." She climbs back into the dormant Anahita. "Onward, to the next hive."
Gamer_Thirteen looks slightly troubled. "He did seek peace, your Eminence..."
"And he shall find that peace in the solitude of the Void. Besides, even if one of Mendigo's admirals surrenders, it means not that the battle is over." Anahita roars to life and prepares to take off. "We can't afford to take any risks. Once the war is over, I will release him, and he will never have to worry about the Guild again."
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Former Spider Queen of the Spider Guild, and friendly neighborhood scheming creature.
"Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders."
My pronouns are she/her.
Web Weaver of Everlasting Narrative! (title bestowed by Drummer)
Suddenly, a blazing orb of flame flashes into existence in the middle of the defiled Temple of Jerry. In an instant, it is gone, and in its place stands a fire genasi in plate armor made mostly of flame with some shards of adamantine in it.
"I, archpyromaniac, second-highest ranking worshiper of Jerry, the Lord of Fire, surrender myself. But I do not surrender to the Spider Guild. No, I offer myself to Stargazer. I wish to end this conflict. You of the Spider Guild, you wish to punish Jerry and his followers? Be satisfied with the Stargazer's punishment of me, the Defender of the Flame. Cease in this attempt to destroy us, and we will continue in never attacking anyone, anywhere. We will defend ourselves, but we shall not be punished for any destruction wrought because of such defense.
"Stargazer, stop the Spider Guild's madness. End this war. Send me to the Void or pardon me, I care not, so long as the Spider Guild ends their assault on the followers of Jerry."
Suddenly, a field of icy magic appears around you as Anahita waves their hand. From Anahita, an arachne steps forth, adorned in violet robes with silver trim. Upon her head rests a crown made of twisted iron, and a swarm of small spiders gather at her feet. "Stargazer can't save you now. The Jerry will fall, and we will unify the multiverse under our banner."
Yvonne looks to one of the Mistakes. "Send him to the Void." The slime burbles as planar energy surrounds Helmut's icy prison, and soon, Helmut is gone. "Now that that's taken care of, we must make haste." She climbs back into the dormant Anahita. "Onward, to the next hive."
Gamer_Thirteen looks slightly troubled. "He did seek peace, your Eminence..."
"And he shall find that peace in the solitude of the Void. Besides, even if one of Mendigo's admirals surrenders, it means not that the battle is over." Anahita roars to life and prepares to take off. "We can't afford to take any risks. Once the war is over, I will release him, and he will never have to worry about the Guild again."
"Alright..." Gamer_Thirteen climbs into the Dragonfly, which now has the Cataclysm in the rear storage chamber, and heads off to the lair.
Suddenly, a blazing orb of flame flashes into existence in the middle of the defiled Temple of Jerry. In an instant, it is gone, and in its place stands a fire genasi in plate armor made mostly of flame with some shards of adamantine in it.
"I, archpyromaniac, second-highest ranking worshiper of Jerry, the Lord of Fire, surrender myself. But I do not surrender to the Spider Guild. No, I offer myself to Stargazer. I wish to end this conflict. You of the Spider Guild, you wish to punish Jerry and his followers? Be satisfied with the Stargazer's punishment of me, the Defender of the Flame. Cease in this attempt to destroy us, and we will continue in never attacking anyone, anywhere. We will defend ourselves, but we shall not be punished for any destruction wrought because of such defense.
"Stargazer, stop the Spider Guild's madness. End this war. Send me to the Void or pardon me, I care not, so long as the Spider Guild ends their assault on the followers of Jerry."
Suddenly, a field of icy magic appears around you as Anahita waves their hand. From Anahita, an arachne steps forth, adorned in violet robes with silver trim. Upon her head rests a crown made of twisted iron, and a swarm of small spiders gather at her feet. "Stargazer can't save you now. The Jerry will fall, and we will unify the multiverse under our banner."
Yvonne looks to one of the Mistakes. "Send him to the Void." The slime burbles as planar energy surrounds Helmut's icy prison, and soon, Helmut is gone. "Now that that's taken care of, we must make haste." She climbs back into the dormant Anahita. "Onward, to the next hive."
Gamer_Thirteen looks slightly troubled. "He did seek peace, your Eminence..."
Dertinus offers a seat on his BMX bycicle to Gamer_Thirteen, and says : Heyyy..... Over here !!!! Get some candyes, big boy !!!!
Suddenly, a blazing orb of flame flashes into existence in the middle of the defiled Temple of Jerry. In an instant, it is gone, and in its place stands a fire genasi in plate armor made mostly of flame with some shards of adamantine in it.
"I, archpyromaniac, second-highest ranking worshiper of Jerry, the Lord of Fire, surrender myself. But I do not surrender to the Spider Guild. No, I offer myself to Stargazer. I wish to end this conflict. You of the Spider Guild, you wish to punish Jerry and his followers? Be satisfied with the Stargazer's punishment of me, the Defender of the Flame. Cease in this attempt to destroy us, and we will continue in never attacking anyone, anywhere. We will defend ourselves, but we shall not be punished for any destruction wrought because of such defense.
"Stargazer, stop the Spider Guild's madness. End this war. Send me to the Void or pardon me, I care not, so long as the Spider Guild ends their assault on the followers of Jerry."
Suddenly, a field of icy magic appears around you as Anahita waves their hand. From Anahita, an arachne steps forth, adorned in violet robes with silver trim. Upon her head rests a crown made of twisted iron, and a swarm of small spiders gather at her feet. "Stargazer can't save you now. The Jerry will fall, and we will unify the multiverse under our banner."
Yvonne looks to one of the Mistakes. "Send him to the Void." The slime burbles as planar energy surrounds Helmut's icy prison, and soon, Helmut is gone. "Now that that's taken care of, we must make haste." She climbs back into the dormant Anahita. "Onward, to the next hive."
That's not how the Void works. Only Stargazer (or maybe Elendon and his fellow deities as well?) can send people there or remove them. You, Spider Queen, are no such deity.
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Paladin main who spends most of his D&D time worldbuilding or DMing, not Paladin-ing.
Suddenly, a blazing orb of flame flashes into existence in the middle of the defiled Temple of Jerry. In an instant, it is gone, and in its place stands a fire genasi in plate armor made mostly of flame with some shards of adamantine in it.
"I, archpyromaniac, second-highest ranking worshiper of Jerry, the Lord of Fire, surrender myself. But I do not surrender to the Spider Guild. No, I offer myself to Stargazer. I wish to end this conflict. You of the Spider Guild, you wish to punish Jerry and his followers? Be satisfied with the Stargazer's punishment of me, the Defender of the Flame. Cease in this attempt to destroy us, and we will continue in never attacking anyone, anywhere. We will defend ourselves, but we shall not be punished for any destruction wrought because of such defense.
"Stargazer, stop the Spider Guild's madness. End this war. Send me to the Void or pardon me, I care not, so long as the Spider Guild ends their assault on the followers of Jerry."
Suddenly, a field of icy magic appears around you as Anahita waves their hand. From Anahita, an arachne steps forth, adorned in violet robes with silver trim. Upon her head rests a crown made of twisted iron, and a swarm of small spiders gather at her feet. "Stargazer can't save you now. The Jerry will fall, and we will unify the multiverse under our banner."
Yvonne looks to one of the Mistakes. "Send him to the Void." The slime burbles as planar energy surrounds Helmut's icy prison, and soon, Helmut is gone. "Now that that's taken care of, we must make haste." She climbs back into the dormant Anahita. "Onward, to the next hive."
"You have no power over me - only Stargazer and, of course, Jerry and Mendigo, have that power." With a wave of my hand, I create a burst of flame, destroying the icy prison in a fraction of an instant. "I will not submit until you, Spider Queen, fully cease your war."
(Also, you're waaaaay more evil than Jerry and his followers.)
Suddenly, a blazing orb of flame flashes into existence in the middle of the defiled Temple of Jerry. In an instant, it is gone, and in its place stands a fire genasi in plate armor made mostly of flame with some shards of adamantine in it.
"I, archpyromaniac, second-highest ranking worshiper of Jerry, the Lord of Fire, surrender myself. But I do not surrender to the Spider Guild. No, I offer myself to Stargazer. I wish to end this conflict. You of the Spider Guild, you wish to punish Jerry and his followers? Be satisfied with the Stargazer's punishment of me, the Defender of the Flame. Cease in this attempt to destroy us, and we will continue in never attacking anyone, anywhere. We will defend ourselves, but we shall not be punished for any destruction wrought because of such defense.
"Stargazer, stop the Spider Guild's madness. End this war. Send me to the Void or pardon me, I care not, so long as the Spider Guild ends their assault on the followers of Jerry."
Suddenly, a field of icy magic appears around you as Anahita waves their hand. From Anahita, an arachne steps forth, adorned in violet robes with silver trim. Upon her head rests a crown made of twisted iron, and a swarm of small spiders gather at her feet. "Stargazer can't save you now. The Jerry will fall, and we will unify the multiverse under our banner."
Yvonne looks to one of the Mistakes. "Send him to the Void." The slime burbles as planar energy surrounds Helmut's icy prison, and soon, Helmut is gone. "Now that that's taken care of, we must make haste." She climbs back into the dormant Anahita. "Onward, to the next hive."
That's not how the Void works. Only Stargazer (or maybe Elendon and his fellow deities as well?) can send people there or remove them. You, Spider Queen, are no such deity.
That's not how their Void works. There's more than one Void dimension, and this one just so happens to be accessible only by Jailor (the Mistake) letting you in.
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Former Spider Queen of the Spider Guild, and friendly neighborhood scheming creature.
"Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders."
My pronouns are she/her.
Web Weaver of Everlasting Narrative! (title bestowed by Drummer)
Suddenly, a blazing orb of flame flashes into existence in the middle of the defiled Temple of Jerry. In an instant, it is gone, and in its place stands a fire genasi in plate armor made mostly of flame with some shards of adamantine in it.
"I, archpyromaniac, second-highest ranking worshiper of Jerry, the Lord of Fire, surrender myself. But I do not surrender to the Spider Guild. No, I offer myself to Stargazer. I wish to end this conflict. You of the Spider Guild, you wish to punish Jerry and his followers? Be satisfied with the Stargazer's punishment of me, the Defender of the Flame. Cease in this attempt to destroy us, and we will continue in never attacking anyone, anywhere. We will defend ourselves, but we shall not be punished for any destruction wrought because of such defense.
"Stargazer, stop the Spider Guild's madness. End this war. Send me to the Void or pardon me, I care not, so long as the Spider Guild ends their assault on the followers of Jerry."
Suddenly, a field of icy magic appears around you as Anahita waves their hand. From Anahita, an arachne steps forth, adorned in violet robes with silver trim. Upon her head rests a crown made of twisted iron, and a swarm of small spiders gather at her feet. "Stargazer can't save you now. The Jerry will fall, and we will unify the multiverse under our banner."
Yvonne looks to one of the Mistakes. "Send him to the Void." The slime burbles as planar energy surrounds Helmut's icy prison, and soon, Helmut is gone. "Now that that's taken care of, we must make haste." She climbs back into the dormant Anahita. "Onward, to the next hive."
That's not how the Void works. Only Stargazer (or maybe Elendon and his fellow deities as well?) can send people there or remove them. You, Spider Queen, are no such deity.
That's not how their Void works. There's more than one Void dimension, and this one just so happens to be accessible only by Jailor (the Mistake) letting you in.
Cool. But I (stupidly) forgot to mention (yes, I did originally intend to say this) that as soon as I made the declaration, I disappeared in a second burst of flame.
Suddenly, a blazing orb of flame flashes into existence in the middle of the defiled Temple of Jerry. In an instant, it is gone, and in its place stands a fire genasi in plate armor made mostly of flame with some shards of adamantine in it.
"I, archpyromaniac, second-highest ranking worshiper of Jerry, the Lord of Fire, surrender myself. But I do not surrender to the Spider Guild. No, I offer myself to Stargazer. I wish to end this conflict. You of the Spider Guild, you wish to punish Jerry and his followers? Be satisfied with the Stargazer's punishment of me, the Defender of the Flame. Cease in this attempt to destroy us, and we will continue in never attacking anyone, anywhere. We will defend ourselves, but we shall not be punished for any destruction wrought because of such defense.
"Stargazer, stop the Spider Guild's madness. End this war. Send me to the Void or pardon me, I care not, so long as the Spider Guild ends their assault on the followers of Jerry."
Suddenly, a field of icy magic appears around you as Anahita waves their hand. From Anahita, an arachne steps forth, adorned in violet robes with silver trim. Upon her head rests a crown made of twisted iron, and a swarm of small spiders gather at her feet. "Stargazer can't save you now. The Jerry will fall, and we will unify the multiverse under our banner."
Yvonne looks to one of the Mistakes. "Send him to the Void." The slime burbles as planar energy surrounds Helmut's icy prison, and soon, Helmut is gone. "Now that that's taken care of, we must make haste." She climbs back into the dormant Anahita. "Onward, to the next hive."
I would also like to point out that we don't have multiple hives. Good luck in your eternal search!
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Paladin main who spends most of his D&D time worldbuilding or DMing, not Paladin-ing.
Suddenly, a blazing orb of flame flashes into existence in the middle of the defiled Temple of Jerry. In an instant, it is gone, and in its place stands a fire genasi in plate armor made mostly of flame with some shards of adamantine in it.
"I, archpyromaniac, second-highest ranking worshiper of Jerry, the Lord of Fire, surrender myself. But I do not surrender to the Spider Guild. No, I offer myself to Stargazer. I wish to end this conflict. You of the Spider Guild, you wish to punish Jerry and his followers? Be satisfied with the Stargazer's punishment of me, the Defender of the Flame. Cease in this attempt to destroy us, and we will continue in never attacking anyone, anywhere. We will defend ourselves, but we shall not be punished for any destruction wrought because of such defense.
"Stargazer, stop the Spider Guild's madness. End this war. Send me to the Void or pardon me, I care not, so long as the Spider Guild ends their assault on the followers of Jerry."
Suddenly, a field of icy magic appears around you as Anahita waves their hand. From Anahita, an arachne steps forth, adorned in violet robes with silver trim. Upon her head rests a crown made of twisted iron, and a swarm of small spiders gather at her feet. "Stargazer can't save you now. The Jerry will fall, and we will unify the multiverse under our banner."
Yvonne looks to one of the Mistakes. "Send him to the Void." The slime burbles as planar energy surrounds Helmut's icy prison, and soon, Helmut is gone. "Now that that's taken care of, we must make haste." She climbs back into the dormant Anahita. "Onward, to the next hive."
I would also like to point out that we don't have multiple hives. Good luck in your eternal search!
Oh, but there's other followers of Jerry. They'll likely surrender, and then the interrogations will start.
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Former Spider Queen of the Spider Guild, and friendly neighborhood scheming creature.
"Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders."
My pronouns are she/her.
Web Weaver of Everlasting Narrative! (title bestowed by Drummer)
Suddenly, a blazing orb of flame flashes into existence in the middle of the defiled Temple of Jerry. In an instant, it is gone, and in its place stands a fire genasi in plate armor made mostly of flame with some shards of adamantine in it.
"I, archpyromaniac, second-highest ranking worshiper of Jerry, the Lord of Fire, surrender myself. But I do not surrender to the Spider Guild. No, I offer myself to Stargazer. I wish to end this conflict. You of the Spider Guild, you wish to punish Jerry and his followers? Be satisfied with the Stargazer's punishment of me, the Defender of the Flame. Cease in this attempt to destroy us, and we will continue in never attacking anyone, anywhere. We will defend ourselves, but we shall not be punished for any destruction wrought because of such defense.
"Stargazer, stop the Spider Guild's madness. End this war. Send me to the Void or pardon me, I care not, so long as the Spider Guild ends their assault on the followers of Jerry."
Suddenly, a field of icy magic appears around you as Anahita waves their hand. From Anahita, an arachne steps forth, adorned in violet robes with silver trim. Upon her head rests a crown made of twisted iron, and a swarm of small spiders gather at her feet. "Stargazer can't save you now. The Jerry will fall, and we will unify the multiverse under our banner."
Yvonne looks to one of the Mistakes. "Send him to the Void." The slime burbles as planar energy surrounds Helmut's icy prison, and soon, Helmut is gone. "Now that that's taken care of, we must make haste." She climbs back into the dormant Anahita. "Onward, to the next hive."
Gamer_Thirteen looks slightly troubled. "He did seek peace, your Eminence..."
Dertinus offers a seat on his BMX bycicle to Gamer_Thirteen, and says : Heyyy..... Over here !!!! Get some candyes, big boy !!!!
Roll a CHA 15 DC saving throw.......
Gamer_Thirteen looks at you coldly, then snaps his fingers. Nineteen platoons of Mantis troops eviscerate you in a needlessly gruesome manner. "EVIL ROCKS!" Gamer_Thirteen yells, beholding the gory spectacle.
Suddenly, a blazing orb of flame flashes into existence in the middle of the defiled Temple of Jerry. In an instant, it is gone, and in its place stands a fire genasi in plate armor made mostly of flame with some shards of adamantine in it.
"I, archpyromaniac, second-highest ranking worshiper of Jerry, the Lord of Fire, surrender myself. But I do not surrender to the Spider Guild. No, I offer myself to Stargazer. I wish to end this conflict. You of the Spider Guild, you wish to punish Jerry and his followers? Be satisfied with the Stargazer's punishment of me, the Defender of the Flame. Cease in this attempt to destroy us, and we will continue in never attacking anyone, anywhere. We will defend ourselves, but we shall not be punished for any destruction wrought because of such defense.
"Stargazer, stop the Spider Guild's madness. End this war. Send me to the Void or pardon me, I care not, so long as the Spider Guild ends their assault on the followers of Jerry."
Suddenly, a field of icy magic appears around you as Anahita waves their hand. From Anahita, an arachne steps forth, adorned in violet robes with silver trim. Upon her head rests a crown made of twisted iron, and a swarm of small spiders gather at her feet. "Stargazer can't save you now. The Jerry will fall, and we will unify the multiverse under our banner."
Yvonne looks to one of the Mistakes. "Send him to the Void." The slime burbles as planar energy surrounds Helmut's icy prison, and soon, Helmut is gone. "Now that that's taken care of, we must make haste." She climbs back into the dormant Anahita. "Onward, to the next hive."
I would also like to point out that we don't have multiple hives. Good luck in your eternal search!
Oh, but there's other followers of Jerry. They'll likely surrender, and then the interrogations will start.
As was previously mentioned, they're all in a secret, inaccessible, unknown location that you're literally incapable of learning about.
They're probably preparing their own army as we speak.
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Paladin main who spends most of his D&D time worldbuilding or DMing, not Paladin-ing.
Suddenly, a blazing orb of flame flashes into existence in the middle of the defiled Temple of Jerry. In an instant, it is gone, and in its place stands a fire genasi in plate armor made mostly of flame with some shards of adamantine in it.
"I, archpyromaniac, second-highest ranking worshiper of Jerry, the Lord of Fire, surrender myself. But I do not surrender to the Spider Guild. No, I offer myself to Stargazer. I wish to end this conflict. You of the Spider Guild, you wish to punish Jerry and his followers? Be satisfied with the Stargazer's punishment of me, the Defender of the Flame. Cease in this attempt to destroy us, and we will continue in never attacking anyone, anywhere. We will defend ourselves, but we shall not be punished for any destruction wrought because of such defense.
"Stargazer, stop the Spider Guild's madness. End this war. Send me to the Void or pardon me, I care not, so long as the Spider Guild ends their assault on the followers of Jerry."
Suddenly, a field of icy magic appears around you as Anahita waves their hand. From Anahita, an arachne steps forth, adorned in violet robes with silver trim. Upon her head rests a crown made of twisted iron, and a swarm of small spiders gather at her feet. "Stargazer can't save you now. The Jerry will fall, and we will unify the multiverse under our banner."
Yvonne looks to one of the Mistakes. "Send him to the Void." The slime burbles as planar energy surrounds Helmut's icy prison, and soon, Helmut is gone. "Now that that's taken care of, we must make haste." She climbs back into the dormant Anahita. "Onward, to the next hive."
I would also like to point out that we don't have multiple hives. Good luck in your eternal search!
Oh, but there's other followers of Jerry. They'll likely surrender, and then the interrogations will start.
As was previously mentioned, they're all in a secret, inaccessible, unknown location that you're literally incapable of learning about.
They're probably preparing their own army as we speak.
Ha! Then we shall wait for them. By the time your army is prepared, ours will grow tenfold. And besides, we already have one person we can interrogate.... *evil laughter*
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Former Spider Queen of the Spider Guild, and friendly neighborhood scheming creature.
"Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders."
My pronouns are she/her.
Web Weaver of Everlasting Narrative! (title bestowed by Drummer)
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Anahita begins destroying the glyphs around the new camp. Then it curls up and begins recharging. The speaker-drone from before fits into a slot inside Anahita's back.
Former Spider Queen of the Spider Guild, and friendly neighborhood scheming creature.
"Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders."
My pronouns are she/her.
Web Weaver of Everlasting Narrative! (title bestowed by Drummer)
That's not how glyph of warding or antimagic field works, but okay. The Temple was only a tiny replica of the location we're at now anyway.
Also, why are you covering your new lair in flammable materials? Fire is our thing.
Paladin main who spends most of his D&D time worldbuilding or DMing, not Paladin-ing.
every anti-jerry person hears "You have a new ally, every known spell at disposal, I will come when needed."
(I'm speaking through a radio as I don't want to die.)
I hear victory. and a voice.
She/They/it
Keep in mind I'm in the UK so my time zone's GMT.
Definitely not an undead.
At least let us have this! Also, we're not telling you if our silk is flammable or not.
Former Spider Queen of the Spider Guild, and friendly neighborhood scheming creature.
"Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders."
My pronouns are she/her.
Web Weaver of Everlasting Narrative! (title bestowed by Drummer)
The Mantises are celebrating!
I am an Arachpriest, Cat Cultist, Sauce Monk, Angel of Death, and First Spinjitzu Master.
I play Thirteen the necromancer elf, Timber the tabaxi child, and more at the tavern. Hope you like yams!
Oh yeah, don't forget to be kind and loving and stuff. Not on during weekends.
You know what? I'm tired of this war.
Suddenly, a blazing orb of flame flashes into existence in the middle of the defiled Temple of Jerry. In an instant, it is gone, and in its place stands a fire genasi in plate armor made mostly of flame with some shards of adamantine in it.
"I, archpyromaniac, second-highest ranking worshiper of Jerry, the Lord of Fire, surrender myself. But I do not surrender to the Spider Guild. No, I offer myself to Stargazer. I wish to end this conflict. You of the Spider Guild, you wish to punish Jerry and his followers? Be satisfied with the Stargazer's punishment of me, the Defender of the Flame. Cease in this attempt to destroy us, and we will continue in never attacking anyone, anywhere. We will defend ourselves, but we shall not be punished for any destruction wrought because of such defense.
"Stargazer, stop the Spider Guild's madness. End this war. Send me to the Void or pardon me, I care not, so long as the Spider Guild ends their assault on the followers of Jerry."
Paladin main who spends most of his D&D time worldbuilding or DMing, not Paladin-ing.
Suddenly, a field of icy magic appears around you as Anahita waves their hand. From Anahita, an arachne steps forth, adorned in violet robes with silver trim. Upon her head rests a crown made of twisted iron, and a swarm of small spiders gather at her feet. "Stargazer can't save you now. The Jerry will fall, and we will unify the multiverse under our banner."
Yvonne looks to one of the Mistakes. "Send him to the Void." The slime burbles as planar energy surrounds Helmut's icy prison, and soon, Helmut is gone. "Now that that's taken care of, we must make haste." She climbs back into the dormant Anahita. "Onward, to the next hive."
Former Spider Queen of the Spider Guild, and friendly neighborhood scheming creature.
"Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders."
My pronouns are she/her.
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Gamer_Thirteen looks slightly troubled. "He did seek peace, your Eminence..."
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"And he shall find that peace in the solitude of the Void. Besides, even if one of Mendigo's admirals surrenders, it means not that the battle is over." Anahita roars to life and prepares to take off. "We can't afford to take any risks. Once the war is over, I will release him, and he will never have to worry about the Guild again."
Former Spider Queen of the Spider Guild, and friendly neighborhood scheming creature.
"Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders."
My pronouns are she/her.
Web Weaver of Everlasting Narrative! (title bestowed by Drummer)
"Alright..." Gamer_Thirteen climbs into the Dragonfly, which now has the Cataclysm in the rear storage chamber, and heads off to the lair.
I am an Arachpriest, Cat Cultist, Sauce Monk, Angel of Death, and First Spinjitzu Master.
I play Thirteen the necromancer elf, Timber the tabaxi child, and more at the tavern. Hope you like yams!
Oh yeah, don't forget to be kind and loving and stuff. Not on during weekends.
Dertinus offers a seat on his BMX bycicle to Gamer_Thirteen, and says : Heyyy..... Over here !!!! Get some candyes, big boy !!!!
Roll a CHA 15 DC saving throw.......
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Dertinus Tristany // Amilcar Barca // Vicenç Sacrarius // Oriol Deulofeu // Grovtuk
That's not how the Void works. Only Stargazer (or maybe Elendon and his fellow deities as well?) can send people there or remove them. You, Spider Queen, are no such deity.
Paladin main who spends most of his D&D time worldbuilding or DMing, not Paladin-ing.
"You have no power over me - only Stargazer and, of course, Jerry and Mendigo, have that power." With a wave of my hand, I create a burst of flame, destroying the icy prison in a fraction of an instant. "I will not submit until you, Spider Queen, fully cease your war."
(Also, you're waaaaay more evil than Jerry and his followers.)
Paladin main who spends most of his D&D time worldbuilding or DMing, not Paladin-ing.
That's not how their Void works. There's more than one Void dimension, and this one just so happens to be accessible only by Jailor (the Mistake) letting you in.
Former Spider Queen of the Spider Guild, and friendly neighborhood scheming creature.
"Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders."
My pronouns are she/her.
Web Weaver of Everlasting Narrative! (title bestowed by Drummer)
Cool. But I (stupidly) forgot to mention (yes, I did originally intend to say this) that as soon as I made the declaration, I disappeared in a second burst of flame.
Paladin main who spends most of his D&D time worldbuilding or DMing, not Paladin-ing.
I would also like to point out that we don't have multiple hives. Good luck in your eternal search!
Paladin main who spends most of his D&D time worldbuilding or DMing, not Paladin-ing.
Oh, but there's other followers of Jerry. They'll likely surrender, and then the interrogations will start.
Former Spider Queen of the Spider Guild, and friendly neighborhood scheming creature.
"Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders."
My pronouns are she/her.
Web Weaver of Everlasting Narrative! (title bestowed by Drummer)
Gamer_Thirteen looks at you coldly, then snaps his fingers. Nineteen platoons of Mantis troops eviscerate you in a needlessly gruesome manner. "EVIL ROCKS!" Gamer_Thirteen yells, beholding the gory spectacle.
I am an Arachpriest, Cat Cultist, Sauce Monk, Angel of Death, and First Spinjitzu Master.
I play Thirteen the necromancer elf, Timber the tabaxi child, and more at the tavern. Hope you like yams!
Oh yeah, don't forget to be kind and loving and stuff. Not on during weekends.
As was previously mentioned, they're all in a secret, inaccessible, unknown location that you're literally incapable of learning about.
They're probably preparing their own army as we speak.
Paladin main who spends most of his D&D time worldbuilding or DMing, not Paladin-ing.
Ha! Then we shall wait for them. By the time your army is prepared, ours will grow tenfold. And besides, we already have one person we can interrogate.... *evil laughter*
Former Spider Queen of the Spider Guild, and friendly neighborhood scheming creature.
"Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders."
My pronouns are she/her.
Web Weaver of Everlasting Narrative! (title bestowed by Drummer)