Your wish has been granted. The AI bots take over the world, thereby dooming humanity and ruining D&D forevermore.

I wish for what Eldin wished for.

Granted. It insists on being on your face and is terrifying. It also lays its eggs in your ears.

Why would you wish for an immortal spider?

I wish to be able to disintegrate all spiders withing a 30ft radius of me with just a thought.

They disintegrate... and all the ashes turn into spiders, that grow bigger than the originals.

I wish that everyone knew the adorable face of a jumping spider with a water hat. <3

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They disintegrate... and all the ashes turn into spiders, that grow bigger than the originals.

I wish that everyone knew the adorable face of a jumping spider with a water hat. <3

Granted but all faces other than jumping spiders now look like poo soaked in pee

I wish my pee tasted like poo

Granted. Now flies are attracted to your #1s too.

I wish for a nice day with weather in the 70s and a pleasant breeze.

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Wish granted. You find that Area 51 is actually a portal to a parallel world where everyone on earth are small gray aliens and humans are visitors from outer space. Trapped in this parallel world, you also find that the gray aliens have teeth in a place where you wouldn't expect and you having so much toothpaste must lead them in good hygiene that makes you uncomfortable every time you brush.

I wish we could play D&D with AI bots already.

 Yknow, I've never seen someone say that here until now.
What do you mean? An AI DM? An AI group? An AI DM would be lacking creativity and wouldn't be able to make games that aren't premade, and even then it cannot improvise at all, you'd essentially end up playing a video game. AI players have the same problem.
I know AI companies compare the bots intelligence to humans, but our brains work completely differently then an AI so its not a very good comparison anyway, humans are much much more adaptable then robots and much smarter in a lot of areas while robots can get information and remember it longterm. Another huge thing is Robots are programmed, humans are shaped by their wants and experiences, so you'd probably be choosing your robot players personalities which just feels wrong.
Humans can go off script, improvise, and be creative, robots are programmed and do their sole task well, and usually do a decent job except when it involves human arts or human interaction, If my friend can't choose not to be my friend then they aren't my friend.
AI chat bots have to be nice, they have to give only information that cannot be misinterpreted, they can't say anything political, they dont have opinions really. They can barely even be sarcastic most of the time

This all goes to say, just why exactly do you wish you had robots over humans?

(Its noteworthy that I dont think AI is all evil, but it could be very harmful if misused which it probably will be, people are just worried about it because its new, Nuclear Warfare, corrupt governments, Climate Change, all those have the very large potential to kill us aswell)

(Is talking about this against the rules? I dont think it is but If it is sorry mods)

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Granted. Now flies are attracted to your #1s too.

I wish for a nice day with weather in the 70s and a pleasant breeze.

 Granted! However you meet The Cure by accident and they think your a terrible singer

I wish I had 300$ to buy a renfaire outfit

(How do you spell renfaire?)

Your wish been granted. The outfit is that of a bard, and MAN are those pantaloons chafing.

I wish for an Immovable Rod in real life.

Granted, but unfortunately you're not the one who owns it, instead it belongs to robbers who use it to become the biggest thieves in history. 

I wish I was a master crafter and could create a Fire Nation Soldier costume for Halloween myself

Your wish has been granted. You make the costume, but are immediately gut-punched by somebody in an Earth Kingdom soldier costume.

I wish that my eyes wouldn't water when I yawn.

Granted! Instead your eyes stay open when you sneeze, which feels extremely weird and probably helps you set a world record for most sneezes with eyes open since its nearly impossible. However doctors are curious how you can do this and study and question you, finding no reason on why you can do this, eventually they trace your power back to the genie and use the genies power for themselves, the government then murders them in a struggle for the power of a genie, they wish to be the most powerful country in the world. As a result the lowest ranking soldiers take 20 bullets to kill, and its multiplied by 10 the higher you go. With this new gained power the government takes over the world and rules harshly, destroying the planet with pollution and killing anyone who objects to their rule. Small groups of rebels attempt to fight back but are almost all demolished, except a few who steal the genie bottle and use it to return the world to normal and wish that no ones wishes actually come true and its only what would theoretically happen in a game format in a post by post o D&D beyond.

Was that kinda long and confusing? Probably could've just done "They bleed instead."

I wish I set a world record or won a grammy (those are movie awards correct?) or some great feat like that

Granted. You're now swarmed by papparazzi with no respect for your privacy.

I wish for the hot chocolate mix I purchased to be good.

Granted! It's so good, that all other hot chocolate tastes awful and undrinkable in comparison. In fact, it's SO good, that you're completely hooked and end up spending all your money on this one hot chocolate mix, going entirely of the rails because of your addiction. You become distant and lose contact with others all because of the hot chocolate mix, and you're found snorting the powder straight without even any hot water or a mug at times. You can't even get a job to buy more as you're constantly covered in the powder. Eventually, you're homeless and on the streets, completely broken, a shell of your former self, begging outside Starbucks for even a single marshmallow. 

I wish for a VitusW to get a happier ending after that last wish cos that got really deep and dark very quick lmao

Granted. I find a rehab place that works by transferring my addiction to you! :D

I wish for Shiverquill to have lots of milk for his newfound hot chocolate addicition.

Granted. Since I've got so much milk that I slowly manage to ween myself off Hot Chocolate onto just straight milk, then other liquids and dairy products, then meals with cheese, and then after a few years I'm fully cured and the curse of the Hot Chocolate is lifted!

I wish to make a homebrew spell to weaponize the Hot Chocolate curse on my enemies and become a Hot Chocolate Sorcerer >:)

Granted. You turn everything you touch into hot chocolate 

i wish i had a flat chest

Granted! The Genie grants you this wish being on your side (Or, If I have to follow the rules, you get run over by a car.)

I wish to meet Jeff Magnum, Thomas Yorke, or Sufjan Stevens and get an autograph

Granted, you meet all three in fact, and after they're finished giving you an autograph, they mug you.

I wish for a new pair of socks

They have holes everywhere.

I wish for wotc to buff the new paladin.

Granted. The paladin now auto-crits when using a smite, which no longer requires a bonus action, causing DMs everywhere to nerf it to the ground.

I wish for ice cream.