Your wish has been granted. The ice cream is black licorice flavor, and has actual black licorice on top.
I wish for Vitus to make a homebrew item that is the Staff of Wisdom from Kung Fu Panda.
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Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
You get a tame friendly griffin steed that is extremely large and accidentally steps on you. Oops
i wish for a chicken
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Hey y’all, you can call me Sel, pronouns they/he. Some things about me, I like reading, writing, dnd, theater, art. I have an art doc and my yt channel linked below. Pms are always open if you need to talk. Love y’all <3
Your wish has been granted. The IRS becomes suspicious of how you're getting this much money, so they accuse you of tax fraud. Have fun in court!
I wish for Christopher Paolini to come out with a new Inheritance Cycle book.
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Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
A new inheritance cycle book comes out but it was written extremely hastily and is really bad
i wish to no longer be a chicken
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Hey y’all, you can call me Sel, pronouns they/he. Some things about me, I like reading, writing, dnd, theater, art. I have an art doc and my yt channel linked below. Pms are always open if you need to talk. Love y’all <3
you have a kitchen counter. you invite friends and family and even complete strangers over for dinner, and to check out your kitchen counter. they are all rizzed by the incredible kitchen counter and enjoy dinner very much. after dinner when it's time for them to go home one person suggests cracking out some of your expensive wine and they drink it all. they go through 16 bottles and end up drunk and have to stay the night. During the night as they are all drunk, they throw up on your new kitchen counter and get rowdy disturbing your sleep. in the morning your house is ruined. it is covered in puke and smells like a public bathroom. your kitchen counter is scratched, dented and no longer looks new. all the people have to be driven home.
i wish for spotify premium for free
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I don't walk paths - I burn them. No allies, no rivals. Just me, my will, and the silence of those who couldn’t keep up. I am the consequence.
Your wish has been granted. Spotify Premium is now free, but you still get ads because Spotify Premium is now basically the same thing as regular Spotify since it's free.
I wish for Selia to waddle up to a lemonade stand, ask them for grapes, then waddle away when they say they don't have any.
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Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
Granted. Their lack of grapes causes Selia's exiting waddle to be filled with malice, leading the use of a Doomsday Device in revenge, ending all life on earth.
I wish for green tea to go on sale at the grocery store.
Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
It's a recipe for a food so terrible, everyone who eats it turns into aboleths.
I wish for my dnd group to stop losing people and start meeting regularly again
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Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
The forest is so far in the background that you can't see it
I wish I was really good at voice acting
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Hi! Im Raven, im bi, trans and genderfae! I use she/her pronouns. I have ADHD, Dyslexia, PTSD and I've had complex PTSD since I was 1. I like making dice using Resin, i have a sub 20s 3x3 solve time. -Extended sig-
Architect of Cosmic Tapestries! Title given by Drum.
Your wish has been granted. The ice cream is black licorice flavor, and has actual black licorice on top.
I wish for Vitus to make a homebrew item that is the Staff of Wisdom from Kung Fu Panda.
Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
Extended sig
you can only say, "skadoosh" from now on
I wish for the power of
Pronouns: She/Her
Gender: Nonbinary Female, 1/3 human, 1/3 feline, 1/3 dragon
Mentally and emotionally unstable, anorexic (currently in remission!), autism, ADHD, anger issues
SKADOOSH! Skadoosh rizzy skadoosh no cap, fr fr. Skadoosh fanum skadoosin' your skadoosh.
I wish for cantaloupe.
This is a signature. It was a simple signature. But it has been upgraded.
Belolonandalogalo Malololomologalo Tumagalokumagalo, Sunny
Eggo Lass, Bone and Oblivion
Tendilius Mondhaven Paxaramus, Drakkenheim
Silverwood Group 1 | Silverwood Group 2 | Hacking the Hackett
Get rickrolled here. Awesome music here. Track 51, 10/23/25, Viva La Vida
You instead get an antelope (the genie was dyslexic sorry)
I wish for a tame, friendly griffin steed.
Xaul Lackluster: Half-Orc Fathomless Warlock: Warlock Dragon Heist
Pushover Gerilwitz: Tiefling Wizard: Acquisitions Incorporated
Sparkles: Aasimar Monk: Drakkenheim: What's In The Here And Now
Angus Ayrshire: Minotaur Celestial Sorcerer: Yawning Portal - Mad Mage
DMing A Land Of Bone And Oblivion, The Hunt for the Balowang and Surviving Tempest City!
Killer Queen has already extended this signature, though not by much!
You get a tame friendly griffin steed that is extremely large and accidentally steps on you. Oops
i wish for a chicken
Hey y’all, you can call me Sel, pronouns they/he. Some things about me, I like reading, writing, dnd, theater, art. I have an art doc and my yt channel linked below. Pms are always open if you need to talk. Love y’all <3
Is art
@Irunwithskissors
Granted! You magically turn into a chicken.
I wish I was annually paid 2,000$ for no reason except that I wished it
They don't like you to be so free
Your wish has been granted. The IRS becomes suspicious of how you're getting this much money, so they accuse you of tax fraud. Have fun in court!
I wish for Christopher Paolini to come out with a new Inheritance Cycle book.
Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
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A new inheritance cycle book comes out but it was written extremely hastily and is really bad
i wish to no longer be a chicken
Hey y’all, you can call me Sel, pronouns they/he. Some things about me, I like reading, writing, dnd, theater, art. I have an art doc and my yt channel linked below. Pms are always open if you need to talk. Love y’all <3
Is art
@Irunwithskissors
Granted! You’re now a duck
I wish for a kitchen counter
Xaul Lackluster: Half-Orc Fathomless Warlock: Warlock Dragon Heist
Pushover Gerilwitz: Tiefling Wizard: Acquisitions Incorporated
Sparkles: Aasimar Monk: Drakkenheim: What's In The Here And Now
Angus Ayrshire: Minotaur Celestial Sorcerer: Yawning Portal - Mad Mage
DMing A Land Of Bone And Oblivion, The Hunt for the Balowang and Surviving Tempest City!
Killer Queen has already extended this signature, though not by much!
you have a kitchen counter. you invite friends and family and even complete strangers over for dinner, and to check out your kitchen counter. they are all rizzed by the incredible kitchen counter and enjoy dinner very much. after dinner when it's time for them to go home one person suggests cracking out some of your expensive wine and they drink it all. they go through 16 bottles and end up drunk and have to stay the night. During the night as they are all drunk, they throw up on your new kitchen counter and get rowdy disturbing your sleep. in the morning your house is ruined. it is covered in puke and smells like a public bathroom. your kitchen counter is scratched, dented and no longer looks new. all the people have to be driven home.
i wish for spotify premium for free
I don't walk paths - I burn them. No allies, no rivals. Just me, my will, and the silence of those who couldn’t keep up. I am the consequence.
Awooo🐺💔⛓️🥀🖤🪫
Your wish has been granted. Spotify Premium is now free, but you still get ads because Spotify Premium is now basically the same thing as regular Spotify since it's free.
I wish for Selia to waddle up to a lemonade stand, ask them for grapes, then waddle away when they say they don't have any.
Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
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Granted. Their lack of grapes causes Selia's exiting waddle to be filled with malice, leading the use of a Doomsday Device in revenge, ending all life on earth.
I wish for green tea to go on sale at the grocery store.
This is a signature. It was a simple signature. But it has been upgraded.
Belolonandalogalo Malololomologalo Tumagalokumagalo, Sunny
Eggo Lass, Bone and Oblivion
Tendilius Mondhaven Paxaramus, Drakkenheim
Silverwood Group 1 | Silverwood Group 2 | Hacking the Hackett
Get rickrolled here. Awesome music here. Track 51, 10/23/25, Viva La Vida
Your wish has been granted. The tea isn't actual green tea, rather it's tea that's been dyed green with toxic paint. You die after one sip.
I wish to ascend to godhood and become the god of random facts about video games and D&D and books.
Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
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done, but nobody give you any treasure or offerings
I wish for a secret recipe that only i know
Pronouns: She/Her
Gender: Nonbinary Female, 1/3 human, 1/3 feline, 1/3 dragon
Mentally and emotionally unstable, anorexic (currently in remission!), autism, ADHD, anger issues
It's a recipe for a food so terrible, everyone who eats it turns into aboleths.
I wish for my dnd group to stop losing people and start meeting regularly again
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
Help idk what to put here
Granted. But they all become "that guy."
I wish for the guy in my D&D group to be able to make the session where they take on the boss.
This is a signature. It was a simple signature. But it has been upgraded.
Belolonandalogalo Malololomologalo Tumagalokumagalo, Sunny
Eggo Lass, Bone and Oblivion
Tendilius Mondhaven Paxaramus, Drakkenheim
Silverwood Group 1 | Silverwood Group 2 | Hacking the Hackett
Get rickrolled here. Awesome music here. Track 51, 10/23/25, Viva La Vida
(The Guy is referring to the dude with the afro on Youtube?)
Granted! They make the boss 3 goblins in a trenchcoat and the entire party breezes through it and thinks you're a terrible DM
I wish I had a forest as my backyard
They don't like you to be so free
The forest is so far in the background that you can't see it
I wish I was really good at voice acting
Hi! Im Raven, im bi, trans and genderfae! I use she/her pronouns. I have ADHD, Dyslexia, PTSD and I've had complex PTSD since I was 1. I like making dice using Resin, i have a sub 20s 3x3 solve time.
-Extended sig-
Architect of Cosmic Tapestries! Title given by Drum.
Granted! But you never play D&D again, which is how i assume you intended to use it. You get into a hit show though
I wish I was the president
They don't like you to be so free
You become the president but is found guilty of becoming president by illegal means and are immediately impeached and imprisoned
I wish to get the new PBH, Monster Manual and, DMG for free when they come out. Obtained legally and can only be used by me
Somewhere between a genius and a moron.
Empathy is hard
Be the change you want to see in the world. Or don't. That works too.
"Wifi is okay if you're close to the router."