Granted! But its very unhealthy and costs you a fortune to take care of, but he/shes very sweet so its worth it

I wish I owned an extra small couch to put in my room

its so small you lose it in a crack in the floor

i wish for a worm

Granted! A Purple Worm appears and swallows you whole.

I wish for my own personal army that is loyal to me.

Granted! They're all 90 year olds

I wish for the power to teleport to a location I choose whenever I want

you can but it only one location that you thought of the first time and you really need to pee

i wish for yes

Your wish has been granted. Since you didn't specify what you meant, you now can only say yes to everything.

I wish to be able to sign back into my Hulu account so I can finish watching Steven Universe.

Granted! But after you finish watching it, you unfortunately discover that the shows ending was rushed and on a constrained budget due to homophobia higher up in the corporation, therefore ruining the ending of what was an excellent and thoroughly enjoyable show that I spent a lot of time obsessing over when I was younger, and leaving you with disappointed and overall sad memories when looking back on that part of your life, seeing something you loved so much get ruined by evil companies who only care for what's safest for themselves and most profitable.

Sorry that was a bit of a rant dump, the state of SU really upset me (The sequel show had an even worse experience, though the Movie was GOATED) Anyway.... I wish for a lemonade!

It is poisoned. Make sure to specify things like that.

I wish for an anonymous person to spontainiously combust

(I already had to deal with a rushed third season to The Owl House because of homophobia and sh*t from Disney so I'll be prepared.)

Your wish has been granted. A large, icy cold, completely normal glass of lemonade appears in your hand.

I wish for a duck wearing a top hat.

(Damn. Got ninja'd.)

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(I already had to deal with a rushed third season to The Owl House because of homophobia and sh*t from Disney so I'll be prepared.)

 

 *Begins ranting and raving*

*STUPID DISNEY GODDAMN YOU AAAAA*

(How far through are you so far? I obviously won't spoil anything at all)

The duck is enormous and squishes you.

I wish for a t-shirt with a frog printed on it.

You get it.  with an actual frog pressed into it.

I wish for an egg that is not rotten, not oversized, or anything like that. Just a normal, good chicken egg.

You get a normal, good chicken egg, but it's missing it's shell, and the raw egg just sort of slops about in your cupped hands.

I wish for a pencil that cannot harm me in any way.

Granted. But it also can't write anything either.

I wish for a the breakfast sausage I like to go on sale at the store.

Granted! But Its only on sale because it was found to be contaminated, and you get very sick from eating it.

I wish I met a genie irl

Granted! You find out your archnemesis found a genie lamp and sent the genie to mildly inconvenience you the rest of your life

I wish I could meet Paganini the Violinist

Granted! But he dies of heart attack just after you meet him and you are blamed for it.

I wish my room was a little bigger

it gets bigger. then it immediately begins to contract, forming a black hole.

I wish for the color blue 

Granted, only you can see the color blue now.

I wish we had a good president

Granted. We all now have our own communal Funny Valentine, the former 23rd President of the United States, mastermind of the Steel Ball Run Race, Stand User who wields the universe hopping Stand Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap, (or D4C for short), is a Jojo's Bizarre Adventure reference, and is also the greatest fictional president of all time.

I wish that since we now have Funny Valentine as the Official President of the Twist The Wish forums, he decrees that there can be no further political wishes that could lead to arguments