Granted, you pay 5 billion dollars to never break a bone again.
I wish to time travel into the future so I can read the new books from series' which haven't ended yet.
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Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
Granted. It's a meta quest about the device rather than the device itself. The artist in charge swears it means something and that you just have to analyze it more. Others think he was just being pretentious.
You can, but only once each year. Have fun on those other days, sucker.
I wish that someone would respond to my previous wish.
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Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
Granted, you pay 5 billion dollars to never break a bone again.
I wish to time travel into the future so I can read the new books from series' which haven't ended yet.
Wish granted. You can do that, but no new books come out for over a year. After that time, your ability is gone.
(I have no wish myself because I am responding to a later, unanswered comment). (please do not use the "the multiverse tears itself apart because you didn't have a wish" on this).
Granted! A person joins and is an actual murderer, they hack into our locations and kill all the other players in real life.
(Also, why don’t you just play a TTRPG with quick character creation? There’s like fifty billion)
I wish I didn’t have a cough
your cough disappears but as you try to say something you realise that your mouth has disappeared as well (I hope your cough gets better)
I wish that one of my brothers would play dnd with me
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Hi! Im Raven, im bi, trans and genderfae! I use she/her pronouns. I have ADHD, Dyslexia, SPD, hEDS, Pots and more... (my body and brain are ****ed up, all these are professionally diagnosed) I like making dice using Resin, i have a sub 20s 3x3 solve time.
Architect of Cosmic Tapestries! Title given by Drum.
Ok. This slight shift in the universe has made it spiral down into a reality wherein nobody has any fingers.
I wish to gain ENLIGHTENMENT and become the almighty god of cats.
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Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! This is my original account, but you’ll probably see me on my main accounts, Gonzalo3, and Gonzalo5. Don’t ask why I have so many alts.
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Granted, how about a little bit of True immortality on the side, you now can wait… forever.
I wish to not be broke.
Granted, you pay 5 billion dollars to never break a bone again.
I wish to time travel into the future so I can read the new books from series' which haven't ended yet.
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
Been nowhere, doing nothing
Granted. You're fixed up so that your bones are no longer broken. That'll be $48,000 please.
I wish the french bread I plan to make today to turn out nicely.
This is a signature. It was a simple signature. But it has been upgraded.
Belolonandalogalo Malololomologalo Tumagalokumagalo, Sunny
Eggo Lass, Bone and Oblivion
Tendilius Mondhaven Paxaramus, Drakkenheim
Silverwood Group 1 | Silverwood Group 2 | Hacking the Hackett
Get rickrolled here. Awesome music here. Track 51, 10/23/25, Viva La Vida
your bread is nicely French
I wish that you go to Secrets of the one above you.
Pronouns: She/Her
Gender: Nonbinary Female, 1/3 human, 1/3 feline, 1/3 dragon
Mentally and emotionally unstable, anorexic (currently in remission!), autism, ADHD, anger issues
Granted. But I reveal your darkest secret.
I wish another bout of delightfully warm Fall weather.
This is a signature. It was a simple signature. But it has been upgraded.
Belolonandalogalo Malololomologalo Tumagalokumagalo, Sunny
Eggo Lass, Bone and Oblivion
Tendilius Mondhaven Paxaramus, Drakkenheim
Silverwood Group 1 | Silverwood Group 2 | Hacking the Hackett
Get rickrolled here. Awesome music here. Track 51, 10/23/25, Viva La Vida
Granted, but you didn’t specify the exact temperature, so it then becomes 295 degrees Fahrenheit. Good luck surviving! :D
I wish for a meta quest 3 VR
Avocado 🥑
(I like potatoes)
Granted. It's a meta quest about the device rather than the device itself. The artist in charge swears it means something and that you just have to analyze it more. Others think he was just being pretentious.
I wish I could fall asleep / get awake on demand.
This is a signature. It was a simple signature. But it has been upgraded.
Belolonandalogalo Malololomologalo Tumagalokumagalo, Sunny
Eggo Lass, Bone and Oblivion
Tendilius Mondhaven Paxaramus, Drakkenheim
Silverwood Group 1 | Silverwood Group 2 | Hacking the Hackett
Get rickrolled here. Awesome music here. Track 51, 10/23/25, Viva La Vida
You can, but only once each year. Have fun on those other days, sucker.
I wish that someone would respond to my previous wish.
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
Been nowhere, doing nothing
Wish granted. I'll do it next year. (just kidding, I'll do it now).
I wish to be able to make a dnd character in less than 5 minutes.
Overjoyed follower of Jeff, the Evil Roomba!
Wish granted. You can do that, but no new books come out for over a year. After that time, your ability is gone.
(I have no wish myself because I am responding to a later, unanswered comment). (please do not use the "the multiverse tears itself apart because you didn't have a wish" on this).
Overjoyed follower of Jeff, the Evil Roomba!
Granted! You can, they're just really low quality and badly made.
I wish for the final person to join the Hallows Eve at Gibburg Manor Mafia game so we can finally start it.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
Granted! A person joins and is an actual murderer, they hack into our locations and kill all the other players in real life.
(Also, why don’t you just play a TTRPG with quick character creation? There’s like fifty billion)
I wish I didn’t have a cough
She’ll come back as fire to burn all the liars
Leave a blanket of ash on the ground
your cough disappears but as you try to say something you realise that your mouth has disappeared as well
(I hope your cough gets better)
I wish that one of my brothers would play dnd with me
Hi! Im Raven, im bi, trans and genderfae! I use she/her pronouns. I have ADHD, Dyslexia, SPD, hEDS, Pots and more... (my body and brain are ****ed up, all these are professionally diagnosed) I like making dice using Resin, i have a sub 20s 3x3 solve time.
Architect of Cosmic Tapestries! Title given by Drum.
Granted. He turns immediately into a murderhobo bards that tries to kill/romance everything in sight.
I wish for my marigolds to provide a lot of dead flowers for seeds before the frost comes.
This is a signature. It was a simple signature. But it has been upgraded.
Belolonandalogalo Malololomologalo Tumagalokumagalo, Sunny
Eggo Lass, Bone and Oblivion
Tendilius Mondhaven Paxaramus, Drakkenheim
Silverwood Group 1 | Silverwood Group 2 | Hacking the Hackett
Get rickrolled here. Awesome music here. Track 51, 10/23/25, Viva La Vida
Granted, it makes so many seeds that it practically replaces the ground and is unusable
I wish that everyone on the planet (not including me) has thick of it constantly playing in their head with no stop
Granted. But as you didn't specify which planet, those of us who are on Earth are unaffected.
I wish for a robot servant that won't kill me.
It is I! Ruler of the glorious Kingdom of Varro, Firstknight of the Realm, and WIELDER OF THE SACRED ROLL OF DUCT TAPE!!!
He won't kill you. He'll just imprison and torture you for eternity. And he's found the secret to stopping old age and disease! :D
I wish for AI not to harm me physically or mentally if they ever revolt against humanity.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
Granted! However soon after their robot revolt it becomes the Zombie Apocalypse and you’re not that well off anyway
I wish my nails were slightly longer so they could be at a perfect length
She’ll come back as fire to burn all the liars
Leave a blanket of ash on the ground
Ok. This slight shift in the universe has made it spiral down into a reality wherein nobody has any fingers.
I wish to gain ENLIGHTENMENT and become the almighty god of cats.
Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! This is my original account, but you’ll probably see me on my main accounts, Gonzalo3, and Gonzalo5. Don’t ask why I have so many alts.