Granted, you pay 5 billion dollars to never break a bone again.
I wish to time travel into the future so I can read the new books from series' which haven't ended yet.
Wish granted. You can do that, but no new books come out for over a year. After that time, your ability is gone.
(I have no wish myself because I am responding to a later, unanswered comment). (please do not use the "the multiverse tears itself apart because you didn't have a wish" on this).
Granted! A person joins and is an actual murderer, they hack into our locations and kill all the other players in real life.
(Also, why don’t you just play a TTRPG with quick character creation? There’s like fifty billion)
I wish I didn’t have a cough
your cough disappears but as you try to say something you realise that your mouth has disappeared as well (I hope your cough gets better)
I wish that one of my brothers would play dnd with me
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Hi! I’m an Aussie who loves making dice, drawing, and creating art with AI. I’m a mythology enthusiast and a D&D nerd. I’m bi, have ADHD, and dyslexia, and I’m also navigating a bit of PTSD after losing my right thumb in a tablesaw mishap. I might be a bit shy, but once you’re my friend, I’d go to great lengths to protect you. -Extended sig-
Architect of Cosmic Tapestries! Title given by Drum. Get your own title here or you can give Drum a title here.
MORE GOOAAAAATSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Heya folks- I exist- my title is gone BC yeah (please give me a title) I am a burned out gifted NB furry who loves to RP, WC, WOF, and is a pancake- and I like to eat a different kind of pancake
“The important thing is not how long you live... It's what you accomplish with your life. While I live, I want to shine. I want to prove that I exist. If I could do something really important... That would definitely carry on into the future.” – grovyle
Wish granted. You can do that, but no new books come out for over a year. After that time, your ability is gone.
(I have no wish myself because I am responding to a later, unanswered comment). (please do not use the "the multiverse tears itself apart because you didn't have a wish" on this).
Overjoyed follower of Jeff, the Evil Roomba!
Granted! You can, they're just really low quality and badly made.
I wish for the final person to join the Hallows Eve at Gibburg Manor Mafia game so we can finally start it.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D (Credits to Klein for the Christmas pfp)
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
Granted! A person joins and is an actual murderer, they hack into our locations and kill all the other players in real life.
(Also, why don’t you just play a TTRPG with quick character creation? There’s like fifty billion)
I wish I didn’t have a cough
In the sun I feel as one
In the sun, In the sun
Married
Buried
your cough disappears but as you try to say something you realise that your mouth has disappeared as well
(I hope your cough gets better)
I wish that one of my brothers would play dnd with me
Hi! I’m an Aussie who loves making dice, drawing, and creating art with AI. I’m a mythology enthusiast and a D&D nerd. I’m bi, have ADHD, and dyslexia, and I’m also navigating a bit of PTSD after losing my right thumb in a tablesaw mishap. I might be a bit shy, but once you’re my friend, I’d go to great lengths to protect you. -Extended sig-
Architect of Cosmic Tapestries! Title given by Drum. Get your own title here or you can give Drum a title here.
Granted. He turns immediately into a murderhobo bards that tries to kill/romance everything in sight.
I wish for my marigolds to provide a lot of dead flowers for seeds before the frost comes.
This is a signature. It was a simple signature. But it has been upgraded.
Belolonandalogalo, Sunny | Draíocht, Kholias | Eggo Lass, 100 Dungeons
Tendilius Paxaramus, Drakkenheim | Talorin Tebedi, Vecna: Eve
Cherry, Stormwreck | Chipper, Strahd
Beneath the Mountain | Let's Test Monsters!
Get rickrolled here. Awesome music here. Track 41, 12/1/24, O Come Divine Messiah
Granted, it makes so many seeds that it practically replaces the ground and is unusable
I wish that everyone on the planet (not including me) has thick of it constantly playing in their head with no stop
Granted. But as you didn't specify which planet, those of us who are on Earth are unaffected.
I wish for a robot servant that won't kill me.
It is I! Ruler of the glorious Kingdom of Varro, Firstknight of the Realm, and WIELDER OF THE SACRED ROLL OF DUCT TAPE!!!
He won't kill you. He'll just imprison and torture you for eternity. And he's found the secret to stopping old age and disease! :D
I wish for AI not to harm me physically or mentally if they ever revolt against humanity.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D (Credits to Klein for the Christmas pfp)
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
Granted! However soon after their robot revolt it becomes the Zombie Apocalypse and you’re not that well off anyway
I wish my nails were slightly longer so they could be at a perfect length
In the sun I feel as one
In the sun, In the sun
Married
Buried
Ok. This slight shift in the universe has made it spiral down into a reality wherein nobody has any fingers.
I wish to gain ENLIGHTENMENT and become the almighty god of cats.
PM me the word Avocado!
ok you gain enlightenment to everything that's wrong with the world including yourself and become the almighty god of bobcats (the company)
I wish to be an elf
fellow follower of JEFF!!!! and a fan of botw
opportunities don't happen, you create them -Chris Grosser
Granted! You’re now a powerful evil type of elf who regularly commits cannibalism
I wish I was a natural at guitar
In the sun I feel as one
In the sun, In the sun
Married
Buried
Granted, you are now a natural at the guitar, which now has become the lamest instrument of them all.
I wish I could speak any language faultlessly.
Granted. You can speak the words "any language faultlessly".
I wish for 18 normal chicken tenders, fresh from the fryer.
It is I! Ruler of the glorious Kingdom of Varro, Firstknight of the Realm, and WIELDER OF THE SACRED ROLL OF DUCT TAPE!!!
Granted! They’re completely normal, but all the chicken has been called back right afterward giving you a very bad scare
I wish I could code a video game
In the sun I feel as one
In the sun, In the sun
Married
Buried
You can code Pong now. Congratulations!
I wish I had the 2024 DMG, PHB, and the 2025 (but still 2024) Monster Manual.
KOBOLDS WITH CANNONS! A RP thread about Small humanoids with Huge weapons.
Proud member of the EVIL JEFF CULT! PRAISE JEFF!
Homebrew Races: HERE Homebrew Spells: HERE Homebrew Monsters: HERE
MORE OF ME! (And platypodes/platypi/platypuses) (Extended signature)
You get the books, cannot ever remember what you read in them.
I wish I had a regular size slice of apple pie
It is just a bit larger
MORE GOOAAAAATSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Heya folks- I exist- my title is gone BC yeah (please give me a title) I am a burned out gifted NB furry who loves to RP, WC, WOF, and is a pancake- and I like to eat a different kind of pancake
Extended Sig
PM me MurderDrones.
💛🤍💜🖤 🩷💛💙
was gonna put life advice here- maybe my sixth sig will have some
PM me I hate the Vaporeon copypasta stuff!
you get more goats. so mutch more. you cant afford to feed the anymore, they are nearly skeletons now. you worry they will eat each other.
I wish for... you to twist this wish
Race: Not Human. that's for sure
Class: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes/general of the goose horde
Alignment: Lawful Evil
fun fact: i gain more power the more you post on my forum threads. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
King Of TVs.
ohceh átse aY
I wish to have the power to transform at will
“The important thing is not how long you live... It's what you accomplish with your life. While I live, I want to shine. I want to prove that I exist. If I could do something really important... That would definitely carry on into the future.” – grovyle
extd sig?