Granted. The jug band is literal milk jugs that for some reason have instruments. They still play, as per the parameters of your wish, but it's quite bad because they don't have a mouth or limbs and it's hard to play good music without a mouth or limbs. Kudos for such a creative wish.
I wish for Mount Emmet's milk jug band to become music-playing robots that look like milk jugs, so they can now play music well.
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Hi! I'm Potato. I am a player and DM using 2014 5th edition D&D. I am always happy to help with whatever you need! I prefer no pronouns, but they/them if necessary. Unfortunately, I will no longer be on the forums. Sorry, friends! Stay sparkly!
My online big sib is fry_doodles, they’re awesome!
My best friendos: TheGatoLover, Bananer28046, and I’m probably forgetting some… Arboreal Masterpiece and Sorlock Fanatic! Ace (part of the garlic bread cult), Demiaro, genderfluid, and a pan pancake! :3 Bye bye!
... is it not already one the switch... wait you probably mean a copy, okay granted but all enemies deal double there normal damage.
I wish TRUE FREEDOM FROM THESE EARTHLY CHAINS, THAT BIND ME DOWN PINNING ME FROM BEING GREATER THEN I AM.
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a great dm with a large sum. of lore and homebrew. Leader of the faction of E and cultist of Jeff. keeper of stories that have been told in a place unknown. prefers no pronouns bwt due to the events of twist a wish thread pronouns are now E/E.
Granted. Any literal chains that are currently on your person dissipate from reality.
I wish to know what THE_BARD_OF_THE_FEW's profile picture is.
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Hi! I'm Potato. I am a player and DM using 2014 5th edition D&D. I am always happy to help with whatever you need! I prefer no pronouns, but they/them if necessary. Unfortunately, I will no longer be on the forums. Sorry, friends! Stay sparkly!
My online big sib is fry_doodles, they’re awesome!
My best friendos: TheGatoLover, Bananer28046, and I’m probably forgetting some… Arboreal Masterpiece and Sorlock Fanatic! Ace (part of the garlic bread cult), Demiaro, genderfluid, and a pan pancake! :3 Bye bye!
My online big sib is fry_doodles, they’re awesome!
My best friendos: TheGatoLover, Bananer28046, and I’m probably forgetting some… Arboreal Masterpiece and Sorlock Fanatic! Ace (part of the garlic bread cult), Demiaro, genderfluid, and a pan pancake! :3 Bye bye!
Granted! However, that's two wishes at once. FNAF being real, and you being unkillable. And a two-for-one wish means a two-for-one twist. So, FNAF becomes real. A real movie. But the FNAF movie already exists, so nothing happens. And the "can't be killed?" Well, now you are immortal and should the heat death of the universe or whatever occur, you cannot be killed by it so you just burn for forever.
I wish to hit every note I sing perfectly, never too sharp or flat.
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Hi! I'm Potato. I am a player and DM using 2014 5th edition D&D. I am always happy to help with whatever you need! I prefer no pronouns, but they/them if necessary. Unfortunately, I will no longer be on the forums. Sorry, friends! Stay sparkly!
Granted! However, your voice can't account for this sudden perfect pitch, so whenever you speak normally, people are confused why you're speaking like Mickey Mouse.
I wish for my cello to just magically fix itself so my family doesn't have to pay for repairs :/
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Build us a door And rest here with me Lights are on But nobody's home... extended sig
a great dm with a large sum. of lore and homebrew. Leader of the faction of E and cultist of Jeff. keeper of stories that have been told in a place unknown. prefers no pronouns bwt due to the events of twist a wish thread pronouns are now E/E.
You... fall in a well. You love the well. A butterfly eats your tears. You starve.
I wish fish
Sig but long ^w^
Gulpmissle Day, Saturday, Feburay 15th, 2025
💛🤍💜🖤 🩷💛💙
Salem has dubbed me Fellow Pancake of The Fox.
Henlo, I am a pan, NB, chaotic ADHD mess of a furry.
I am also a eepy eeper, who likes WoF, WC, and fire.
Granted. You get goti.
I wish for more taffy apples.
This is a signature. It was a simple signature. But it has been upgraded.
Belolonandalogalo, Sunny
Eggo Lass, Bone and Oblivion | Tendilius Mondhaven Paxaramus, Drakkenheim
Karl Erikson, No Guts No Glory | Chipper, Curse of Strahd
Silverwood Group 1 | Silverwood Group 2
Get rickrolled here. Awesome music here. Track 52, 12/23/25, O Holy Night
Granted. The jug band is literal milk jugs that for some reason have instruments. They still play, as per the parameters of your wish, but it's quite bad because they don't have a mouth or limbs and it's hard to play good music without a mouth or limbs. Kudos for such a creative wish.
I wish for Mount Emmet's milk jug band to become music-playing robots that look like milk jugs, so they can now play music well.
Hi! I'm Potato. I am a player and DM using 2014 5th edition D&D. I am always happy to help with whatever you need!
I prefer no pronouns, but they/them if necessary.
Unfortunately, I will no longer be on the forums. Sorry, friends! Stay sparkly!
FNAF!!!
Anyways they become milk jugs and play music well, they then make a arcade
I wish for a animatronic that can't kill me and must be near me
Hallo
People who aren't from here or DeviantArt might know me from various games or might know me as Dino on some of those games
I will go by these if ya wanna say something nicknames: Dinao, Diano, Or Dino
'tis all
:p
What’s your wish Dinao?
Heyo, I’m Starry, aka Aspen!
My hobbies: reading, crocheting, tennis, murder, arson, homicide :3 Pronouns: any!
My online big sib is fry_doodles, they’re awesome!
My best friendos: TheGatoLover, Bananer28046, and I’m probably forgetting some… Arboreal Masterpiece and Sorlock Fanatic! Ace (part of the garlic bread cult), Demiaro, genderfluid, and a pan pancake! :3 Bye bye!
Granted. The animatronic stalks you but can't kill you, so it hires a robot who can kill you.
I wish for another bacon sandwich (post 7)
I have wrestled Hellhounds and I have slain dragons, but that one kobold killed me with a dagger!! A DAGGER!!!!
My Characters: Brug Gugvag, Elyceran,
Okay... but what if the bacon sandwich... has a gun?
I wish for Hollow Knight: Silksong for the Nintendo switch. (the first one)
The sole protecter of the Rage Technique
Enter Stormdriven:
https://www.dndbeyond.com/forums/dungeons-dragons-discussion/story-lore/236865-stormdriven-homebrew-world
(self styled) Greatest twist a wish player.
... is it not already one the switch... wait you probably mean a copy, okay granted but all enemies deal double there normal damage.
I wish TRUE FREEDOM FROM THESE EARTHLY CHAINS, THAT BIND ME DOWN PINNING ME FROM BEING GREATER THEN I AM.
a great dm with a large sum. of lore and homebrew. Leader of the faction of E and cultist of Jeff. keeper of stories that have been told in a place unknown. prefers no pronouns bwt due to the events of twist a wish thread pronouns are now E/E.
Feel free to check out the faction of E.
feel extra free to join the faction.
Granted. Any literal chains that are currently on your person dissipate from reality.
I wish to know what THE_BARD_OF_THE_FEW's profile picture is.
Hi! I'm Potato. I am a player and DM using 2014 5th edition D&D. I am always happy to help with whatever you need!
I prefer no pronouns, but they/them if necessary.
Unfortunately, I will no longer be on the forums. Sorry, friends! Stay sparkly!
Granted! You now know it’s a picture of a buff Kermit without clothes staring at you, and are eternally haunted by it.
I wish for everyone on the DDB forums to feel better if they feel bad <3
Heyo, I’m Starry, aka Aspen!
My hobbies: reading, crocheting, tennis, murder, arson, homicide :3 Pronouns: any!
My online big sib is fry_doodles, they’re awesome!
My best friendos: TheGatoLover, Bananer28046, and I’m probably forgetting some… Arboreal Masterpiece and Sorlock Fanatic! Ace (part of the garlic bread cult), Demiaro, genderfluid, and a pan pancake! :3 Bye bye!
Granted. We all feel better by going on a long walk in the woods, leading to the forums deadening.
I wish there were easier ways to get the leaves off of my herbs when I want the leaves for cooking.
This is a signature. It was a simple signature. But it has been upgraded.
Belolonandalogalo, Sunny
Eggo Lass, Bone and Oblivion | Tendilius Mondhaven Paxaramus, Drakkenheim
Karl Erikson, No Guts No Glory | Chipper, Curse of Strahd
Silverwood Group 1 | Silverwood Group 2
Get rickrolled here. Awesome music here. Track 52, 12/23/25, O Holy Night
Granted! The leaves come off easily but they come off burnt and shriveled.
I wish for homophobics to cease to exist
Heyo, I’m Starry, aka Aspen!
My hobbies: reading, crocheting, tennis, murder, arson, homicide :3 Pronouns: any!
My online big sib is fry_doodles, they’re awesome!
My best friendos: TheGatoLover, Bananer28046, and I’m probably forgetting some… Arboreal Masterpiece and Sorlock Fanatic! Ace (part of the garlic bread cult), Demiaro, genderfluid, and a pan pancake! :3 Bye bye!
Most humans cease to exist
I wish FNAF was real and I can't be killed
Hallo
People who aren't from here or DeviantArt might know me from various games or might know me as Dino on some of those games
I will go by these if ya wanna say something nicknames: Dinao, Diano, Or Dino
'tis all
:p
Granted! However, that's two wishes at once. FNAF being real, and you being unkillable. And a two-for-one wish means a two-for-one twist. So, FNAF becomes real. A real movie. But the FNAF movie already exists, so nothing happens. And the "can't be killed?" Well, now you are immortal and should the heat death of the universe or whatever occur, you cannot be killed by it so you just burn for forever.
I wish to hit every note I sing perfectly, never too sharp or flat.
Hi! I'm Potato. I am a player and DM using 2014 5th edition D&D. I am always happy to help with whatever you need!
I prefer no pronouns, but they/them if necessary.
Unfortunately, I will no longer be on the forums. Sorry, friends! Stay sparkly!
Granted! However, your voice can't account for this sudden perfect pitch, so whenever you speak normally, people are confused why you're speaking like Mickey Mouse.
I wish for my cello to just magically fix itself so my family doesn't have to pay for repairs :/
Build us a door
And rest here with me
Lights are on
But nobody's home...
extended sig
KERMINATOR
anyways your wish weslockes is granted through the power of a monthly plan you can take it to a shop nowhere convient and you must pay $49.99 a month
I wish for the perfect way to stop my players from talking over me.
a great dm with a large sum. of lore and homebrew. Leader of the faction of E and cultist of Jeff. keeper of stories that have been told in a place unknown. prefers no pronouns bwt due to the events of twist a wish thread pronouns are now E/E.
Feel free to check out the faction of E.
feel extra free to join the faction.
All of your players have mysteriously died in a car crash
I wish for a good rain world thread to join as gourm
No more posting. Sorry!
Everyone else wants to be gourm. They stage a coup and kick you out of the thread.
The sole protecter of the Rage Technique
Enter Stormdriven:
https://www.dndbeyond.com/forums/dungeons-dragons-discussion/story-lore/236865-stormdriven-homebrew-world
(self styled) Greatest twist a wish player.
I wish to remember to include my wishes in the original post
The sole protecter of the Rage Technique
Enter Stormdriven:
https://www.dndbeyond.com/forums/dungeons-dragons-discussion/story-lore/236865-stormdriven-homebrew-world
(self styled) Greatest twist a wish player.
You write down a wish on your first fence post.
I wish to never go to jail
No more posting. Sorry!