Granted. The jug band is literal milk jugs that for some reason have instruments. They still play, as per the parameters of your wish, but it's quite bad because they don't have a mouth or limbs and it's hard to play good music without a mouth or limbs. Kudos for such a creative wish.
I wish for Mount Emmet's milk jug band to become music-playing robots that look like milk jugs, so they can now play music well.
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Hi! I'm Potato. I am a theater kid and a player and DM using 2014 5th edition D&D. I am always happy to help with whatever you need. D&D issues, unrelated questions, anything. They/them pronouns. Baalze title: Bearer of the Standard Golden Title: That Mad Pokémon Dragon
My online big sib is fry_doodles, they’re awesome!
My best friendos: TheGatoLover, Bananer28046, and I’m probably forgetting some… Arboreal Masterpiece and Sorlock Fanatic! Ace (part of the garlic bread cult), Demiaro, genderfluid, and a pan pancake! :3 Bye bye!
... is it not already one the switch... wait you probably mean a copy, okay granted but all enemies deal double there normal damage.
I wish TRUE FREEDOM FROM THESE EARTHLY CHAINS, THAT BIND ME DOWN PINNING ME FROM BEING GREATER THEN I AM.
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a good dm with a lot of lore and homebrew. a member of the faction of E and cultist of Jeff. keeper of a story yet to be told. prefers no pronouns bwt due to the events of twist a wish thread pronouns are now E/E.
Granted. Any literal chains that are currently on your person dissipate from reality.
I wish to know what THE_BARD_OF_THE_FEW's profile picture is.
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Hi! I'm Potato. I am a theater kid and a player and DM using 2014 5th edition D&D. I am always happy to help with whatever you need. D&D issues, unrelated questions, anything. They/them pronouns. Baalze title: Bearer of the Standard Golden Title: That Mad Pokémon Dragon
My online big sib is fry_doodles, they’re awesome!
My best friendos: TheGatoLover, Bananer28046, and I’m probably forgetting some… Arboreal Masterpiece and Sorlock Fanatic! Ace (part of the garlic bread cult), Demiaro, genderfluid, and a pan pancake! :3 Bye bye!
My online big sib is fry_doodles, they’re awesome!
My best friendos: TheGatoLover, Bananer28046, and I’m probably forgetting some… Arboreal Masterpiece and Sorlock Fanatic! Ace (part of the garlic bread cult), Demiaro, genderfluid, and a pan pancake! :3 Bye bye!
Granted! However, that's two wishes at once. FNAF being real, and you being unkillable. And a two-for-one wish means a two-for-one twist. So, FNAF becomes real. A real movie. But the FNAF movie already exists, so nothing happens. And the "can't be killed?" Well, now you are immortal and should the heat death of the universe or whatever occur, you cannot be killed by it so you just burn for forever.
I wish to hit every note I sing perfectly, never too sharp or flat.
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Hi! I'm Potato. I am a theater kid and a player and DM using 2014 5th edition D&D. I am always happy to help with whatever you need. D&D issues, unrelated questions, anything. They/them pronouns. Baalze title: Bearer of the Standard Golden Title: That Mad Pokémon Dragon
Granted! However, your voice can't account for this sudden perfect pitch, so whenever you speak normally, people are confused why you're speaking like Mickey Mouse.
I wish for my cello to just magically fix itself so my family doesn't have to pay for repairs :/
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wes (he/him, bi) — DM, romantic, a little bit eldritch The Soft in the Storm, your Friendly Neighborhood Storysmith, The Fae Conspirator merry christmas to y’all, and to y’all a good night (i’m tired ok?) you all are the best people I know — thank you coming forth to rebehold the stars extended sig here, check it out!
a good dm with a lot of lore and homebrew. a member of the faction of E and cultist of Jeff. keeper of a story yet to be told. prefers no pronouns bwt due to the events of twist a wish thread pronouns are now E/E.
You... fall in a well. You love the well. A butterfly eats your tears. You starve.
I wish fish
Sig but long ^w^
Gulpmissle Day, Saturday, Feburay 15th, 2025
💛🤍💜🖤 🩷💛💙
Henlo, I am a pan, NB, chaotic ADHD mess of a furry.
I am also a eepy eeper, who likes WoF, WC, and fire.
Granted. You get goti.
I wish for more taffy apples.
This is a signature. It was a simple signature. But it has been upgraded.
Belolonandalogalo, Sunny
Eggo Lass, Bone and Oblivion | Tendilius Mondhaven Paxaramus, Drakkenheim
Karl Erikson, No Guts No Glory | Chipper, Curse of Strahd
Silverwood Group 1 | Silverwood Group 2
Get rickrolled here. Awesome music here. Track 51, 10/23/25, Viva La Vida
Granted. The jug band is literal milk jugs that for some reason have instruments. They still play, as per the parameters of your wish, but it's quite bad because they don't have a mouth or limbs and it's hard to play good music without a mouth or limbs. Kudos for such a creative wish.
I wish for Mount Emmet's milk jug band to become music-playing robots that look like milk jugs, so they can now play music well.
Hi! I'm Potato. I am a theater kid and a player and DM using 2014 5th edition D&D. I am always happy to help with whatever you need. D&D issues, unrelated questions, anything.
They/them pronouns.
Baalze title: Bearer of the Standard
Golden Title: That Mad Pokémon Dragon
FNAF!!!
Anyways they become milk jugs and play music well, they then make a arcade
I wish for a animatronic that can't kill me and must be near me
Hallo
People who aren't from here or DeviantArt might know me from various games or might know me as Dino on some of those games
I will go by these if ya wanna say something nicknames: Dinao, Diano, Or Dino
'tis all
:p
What’s your wish Dinao?
Heyo, I’m Starry, aka Aspen!
My hobbies: reading, crocheting, tennis, murder, arson, homicide :3 Pronouns: any!
My online big sib is fry_doodles, they’re awesome!
My best friendos: TheGatoLover, Bananer28046, and I’m probably forgetting some… Arboreal Masterpiece and Sorlock Fanatic! Ace (part of the garlic bread cult), Demiaro, genderfluid, and a pan pancake! :3 Bye bye!
Granted. The animatronic stalks you but can't kill you, so it hires a robot who can kill you.
I wish for another bacon sandwich (post 7)
I have wrestled Hellhounds and I have slain dragons, but that one kobold killed me with a dagger!! A DAGGER!!!!
My Characters: Brug Gugvag, Elyceran,
Okay... but what if the bacon sandwich... has a gun?
I wish for Hollow Knight: Silksong for the Nintendo switch. (the first one)
The sole protecter of the Rage Technique
Looking for players for my campaign, A Funni Excursion
https://www.dndbeyond.com/forums/dungeons-dragons-discussion/play-by-post/233347-a-funni-excursion#c1
(self styled) Greatest twist a wish player.
... is it not already one the switch... wait you probably mean a copy, okay granted but all enemies deal double there normal damage.
I wish TRUE FREEDOM FROM THESE EARTHLY CHAINS, THAT BIND ME DOWN PINNING ME FROM BEING GREATER THEN I AM.
a good dm with a lot of lore and homebrew. a member of the faction of E and cultist of Jeff. keeper of a story yet to be told. prefers no pronouns bwt due to the events of twist a wish thread pronouns are now E/E.
Granted. Any literal chains that are currently on your person dissipate from reality.
I wish to know what THE_BARD_OF_THE_FEW's profile picture is.
Hi! I'm Potato. I am a theater kid and a player and DM using 2014 5th edition D&D. I am always happy to help with whatever you need. D&D issues, unrelated questions, anything.
They/them pronouns.
Baalze title: Bearer of the Standard
Golden Title: That Mad Pokémon Dragon
Granted! You now know it’s a picture of a buff Kermit without clothes staring at you, and are eternally haunted by it.
I wish for everyone on the DDB forums to feel better if they feel bad <3
Heyo, I’m Starry, aka Aspen!
My hobbies: reading, crocheting, tennis, murder, arson, homicide :3 Pronouns: any!
My online big sib is fry_doodles, they’re awesome!
My best friendos: TheGatoLover, Bananer28046, and I’m probably forgetting some… Arboreal Masterpiece and Sorlock Fanatic! Ace (part of the garlic bread cult), Demiaro, genderfluid, and a pan pancake! :3 Bye bye!
Granted. We all feel better by going on a long walk in the woods, leading to the forums deadening.
I wish there were easier ways to get the leaves off of my herbs when I want the leaves for cooking.
This is a signature. It was a simple signature. But it has been upgraded.
Belolonandalogalo, Sunny
Eggo Lass, Bone and Oblivion | Tendilius Mondhaven Paxaramus, Drakkenheim
Karl Erikson, No Guts No Glory | Chipper, Curse of Strahd
Silverwood Group 1 | Silverwood Group 2
Get rickrolled here. Awesome music here. Track 51, 10/23/25, Viva La Vida
Granted! The leaves come off easily but they come off burnt and shriveled.
I wish for homophobics to cease to exist
Heyo, I’m Starry, aka Aspen!
My hobbies: reading, crocheting, tennis, murder, arson, homicide :3 Pronouns: any!
My online big sib is fry_doodles, they’re awesome!
My best friendos: TheGatoLover, Bananer28046, and I’m probably forgetting some… Arboreal Masterpiece and Sorlock Fanatic! Ace (part of the garlic bread cult), Demiaro, genderfluid, and a pan pancake! :3 Bye bye!
Most humans cease to exist
I wish FNAF was real and I can't be killed
Hallo
People who aren't from here or DeviantArt might know me from various games or might know me as Dino on some of those games
I will go by these if ya wanna say something nicknames: Dinao, Diano, Or Dino
'tis all
:p
Granted! However, that's two wishes at once. FNAF being real, and you being unkillable. And a two-for-one wish means a two-for-one twist. So, FNAF becomes real. A real movie. But the FNAF movie already exists, so nothing happens. And the "can't be killed?" Well, now you are immortal and should the heat death of the universe or whatever occur, you cannot be killed by it so you just burn for forever.
I wish to hit every note I sing perfectly, never too sharp or flat.
Hi! I'm Potato. I am a theater kid and a player and DM using 2014 5th edition D&D. I am always happy to help with whatever you need. D&D issues, unrelated questions, anything.
They/them pronouns.
Baalze title: Bearer of the Standard
Golden Title: That Mad Pokémon Dragon
Granted! However, your voice can't account for this sudden perfect pitch, so whenever you speak normally, people are confused why you're speaking like Mickey Mouse.
I wish for my cello to just magically fix itself so my family doesn't have to pay for repairs :/
wes (he/him, bi) — DM, romantic, a little bit eldritch
The Soft in the Storm, your Friendly Neighborhood Storysmith, The Fae Conspirator
merry christmas to y’all, and to y’all a good night (i’m tired ok?)
you all are the best people I know — thank you
coming forth to rebehold the stars
extended sig here, check it out!
KERMINATOR
anyways your wish weslockes is granted through the power of a monthly plan you can take it to a shop nowhere convient and you must pay $49.99 a month
I wish for the perfect way to stop my players from talking over me.
a good dm with a lot of lore and homebrew. a member of the faction of E and cultist of Jeff. keeper of a story yet to be told. prefers no pronouns bwt due to the events of twist a wish thread pronouns are now E/E.
All of your players have mysteriously died in a car crash
I wish for a good rain world thread to join as gourm
No more posting. Sorry!
Everyone else wants to be gourm. They stage a coup and kick you out of the thread.
The sole protecter of the Rage Technique
Looking for players for my campaign, A Funni Excursion
https://www.dndbeyond.com/forums/dungeons-dragons-discussion/play-by-post/233347-a-funni-excursion#c1
(self styled) Greatest twist a wish player.
I wish to remember to include my wishes in the original post
The sole protecter of the Rage Technique
Looking for players for my campaign, A Funni Excursion
https://www.dndbeyond.com/forums/dungeons-dragons-discussion/play-by-post/233347-a-funni-excursion#c1
(self styled) Greatest twist a wish player.
You write down a wish on your first fence post.
I wish to never go to jail
No more posting. Sorry!